Just in case your purse, hair clip, watch, and backpack hasn't completely wiped your masculinity out, a new set of sunglasses has popped up at Walmart. With 100% UV protection, you can finally complete your full pony ensemble and protect your eyes at the same time!
Crazed Geek also wanted me to point out that these were manufactured in Taiwan, meaning the quality is guaranteed! These will last you a long time, so when you have kids in the future (If you don't have them already), be sure to bust these out when dropping them off at school for MAXIMUM AWESOME. Normal families are boring anyway.
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$5? SOLD!
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Awesome.
Time to replace these old hipster shades....
FIrst
Totally rockin those!
That is awesome
Confound it!!! Im banning merch until Hasbro gives us our Derpy back but sweet Celestia I want these!!!!!
I'd be totally swaggin' in these babies.
inb4 CSI:Miami jokes.
totally going out to buy these and wear em to work and to class. even when its raining and over my normal glasses since i cant wear contacts.
LOL I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those :D
NOOO!! I wear glasses! I can't wear these without seeing anything! Otherwise I just look silly!
Seth, I take umbrage at your implication that Brony families aren't "normal". Are you going to edit me so I have an interest in G.I. Joe instead?
Joking, but those glasses would never fit my massive head.
Oh my Celestia! I think I need these!
Oh man! My sister's gonna get a kick out of these. She's gone absolutely pony crazy in the past few weeks, and this would just make her lose it.
They should make sunglasses that make you look like you DERP.
I feel smarter just looking at this thing.Just walk down the street with this on and think to nay-Sayers:
Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.
You dont like ponies?
*puts on twilight sunglasses*
Deal with it!
As cool as those are, I'd have to say no. I'm a bit too choosy when it comes to eyewear.
Oh! I like 11Bolts's idea!
>Wal-Mart stores
XD
WANT HARD
I will buy these when I run across them, would prefer rainbow dash tho
Me gusta.
Can pull off the brony epic sax guy now
Like a BOSS.
Butbutbutbutbut....
It's not Fluttershy
I would buy it but never wear it
I would so wear those..but the look a tad too small for an adult to wear. lol
SWAG!
Where's my glow in the dark Zecora already!
inb4 100 variations of pony sunglasses.
LOL Make sunglasses for all the ponies! XD
What they REALLY need to sell are those classic "Mares in Black" dark sunglasses Dashie wears.
They don't even have to be custom sunglasses, just stock black plastic-rimmed generics -- although a silk-screened Rainbow Dash cutie mark on each temple would seal the deal for sure.
Slap those babies on a card with Rainbow Dash artwork and watch them fly off the shelves. :-)
maybe I would give it to my kids if they obey good at "HOME."
MINE!
Strange, I was listening to 'Sunglasses at Night' when I saw this post. I guess that means I must buy a pair. Or 2. OR TWELVE!
MAXIMUM AWESOME:
I lol'd
YAY NO PARASPRITES TODAY!
THEY LOOK REALLY SMALL :(
"These will last you a long time, so when you have kids in the future (If you don't have them already), be sure to bust these out when dropping them off at school for MAXIMUM AWESOME."
That was the best thing today... To bad it's only 3:30 =P
Taiwan eh? As opposed to China I suppose.
I'd consider buying, but I fear that they are kid sized, and would not fit on my adult sized head.
Also, in after others already mentioning Rainbow Dash should by been the go to pony for sunglasses.
Damn, too bad I don't wear sunglasses. Though, I might have to make an exception for these...
I hate it when I throw money at the screen and yet nothing happens.
I can totally see Rambo or the Terminator killing baddies while wearing these.
Or better yet, these are the shades Horatio Caine puts on at the beginning of every CSI Miami episode.
Because that would be 20% cooler.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
BUCK YES I'M SO GETTING THESE NEXT TIME I'M AT WAL-MART.
@ponyvangelist
That would be so. much. WIN
Is there such a thing as sunglasses you can wear over regular glasses?
As much as I'd love to support my favorite pony, I kind of can't give up the ability to see.
...ah well, they're probably child-sized and way too small for my head anyway.
Hipsters will never see this coming!
If life were a game, those glasses would give CHA +20%. I'm getting them regardless of if I get a buff or not, though.
I can already see hoards of bronies pulling on these things when announcing their love for the fandom and shouting "DEAL WITH IT."
XD
@GreenGuy
Clipons, but that's like lenses you clip over your regular glasses.
I want
How can i order it on internet
inb4 like a boss.....oh who am I kidding? Like a BOSS!
Dude, I am so getting prescription lenses for these!
Also, if it was 100% UV protection, you wouldn't be able to see! ;)
Most sunglasses CAN have the stock lenses replaced with prescription lenses. You can even get prescription lenses tinted. Technology today, it's amazing.
But talk to me when they come out with a Derpy edition.
Man I want my glasses to have ponies on them
Are these polarized?
OMG!!!! im so pissed because my walmart doesnt sell these yet >=(
I will personally give all the money contained within my wallet if I saw a dude going about his day rocking a pair of these.
well i beleave it is time to go raid wallmart to the ponymobile!
@EngineerBrony
UV != EM, heck our eyes cant even detect UV. Or so I believe.
Please have these in Canada. I need a new pare of driving sun glasses.
We need a 20 year old man size!
those sunglasses yell 20% cooler
These glasses are too small for our heads.
I drove all the way to Walmart just to figure that out.
WEll said
@Zegaroth I guess they're marketing these to very small bronies (let's call them "minibronies") for some reason.
I don't know too many bronies that small, but apparently Hasbro and Wal-Mart think there's enough of them out there to turn a profit. ;-)
uh...... i'm a taiwan brony.
oh my god! where is the factory!!
I'll wear this to parties. I'm pretty sure this swag would be pretty acceptable when drinking.
Pretty damn cool shades.
Probably one of those kids glasses that can't fit on my head.
I do welding. I'm sure those don't have 100% UV protection.
Totally gonna rock these along with my 105 pounds of fury. To the beach this summer!
Yay for having a tiny head.
Just got mine yesterday, so awesome. I will totally be wearing these all weekend for Bronycon.
The perfect Twi sunglasses would have her hair color and the stripes in the front, plus cutie mark in place of the picture here. But I am more like 1/4 twi 1/4 pi and 1/2 awesome.
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