Thursday, February 16, 2012

Tom Cruise Not a Brony!

Oh Tara Strong, you Celestia tier troll you. 

116 comments:

Nymo said...

Trollololololololo...

Destroyer said...

Too bad I think?....

Gayettix said...

Just WHO would've guessed. That was soooo unexpected. *Twilight Voice* ;P

naahdude said...

This is why we need a rumor tag :/

TechnoTrot said...

Apparently Twi's VA didn't learn the lesson she did from Lesson Zero about not misusing power. Want It, Need It spell, anyone?

erpi said...

This is why we can't have nice things.

Destroyer said...

It isn't that big of a loss no everypony return to your daily routine I got more ponies to watch and play with

Dantes_Grill said...

Go, go Christian Bale X)

Celestia said...

Somepony really wants the troll of the year award.

Or perhaps Twilight had a very good teacher...I mean Discord of course.

CityFlyer502 said...

@TechnoTrot Well it's not like all of us believed it. Some of us had our doubts, and rightly so.

Salzvatik12 said...

Trollestia just got outplayed.

Lightning Fast said...

Coming from Tara Strong, I'm not surprised.

Oh Tara, you so funneh :3

JitteryJoe said...

Further proof that some kinds of humour do not communicate well over pure text, and we all need to take stuff a little less seriously.

Though I could totally believe the Christian Bale thing. Now I'm just imagining Powerpuff Girls lines done in his Batman voice...

CogWeaver said...

And poor Tom Cruise, about to or currently getting bombarded by hordes of Bronies who thought she was serious.
This is why you don't toy with fandoms of this size. We go NUTS.

Destroyer said...

Tssk tssk Tara I think you need a lesson from Applejack but don't worry all is forgiven cause we love ya!!!

Dantes_Grill said...

Batmans mind: Damn it, what would the Power Puff Girls do? XD

IX said...

Oh TARA ! :(
Apologize with Twilight voice and send it to Equestria daily, now ! >:D

MyBoyJ said...

@TechnoTrot

I want it, I need it, I REALLY LIKE HIS FANATICISM!

But, really I don't care, Tom Cruise is like eight kinds of crazy.

If anyone became the face for Bronies in the "mainstream" (manestream?) I would not want it to be him.

Daxter Galaxy said...

I guess she called us off after we bombarded his page with pony stuff.

Bigyeti1369 said...

Trolololo at it's most epic

Scatman said...

Why must you torture me so?????
Ah well, at least Batman is a fan of Faust...

Gayettix said...

We still have Seth Green though.

JD said...

Knew it. But good troll Tara it gave me a good laugh!

AniRichie said...

Didn't believe this one bit. Tara is ALWAYS cracking gems like this on Twitter. XD

The Invincible said...

You know, I don't think this is true either.

graywolf71 said...

@ JitteryJoe
Bubbles saying "WHERE IS HE!?" would be awesome

Trollestia taught her faithfull student well :P

Kranbe said...

What happens if Tom Cruise actually turns out to be a brony now?

Pyrobug said...

Oh, thanks Tara. Now I'm just imagining Batman going "Dun! Dun dunununNUh nuh! Doo! Doo deedoodee DOO doo!"

Truehearted said...

This being a joke pleases me greatly.

That many is crazy...and not in the good way...

Cgeta said...

He would've made a good Cutie Mark Cruisader :P

Beta-Carotene said...

@Truehearted

I was dreading the day he appeared on Dr. Phil to announce the teachings of Ponitology.

Niko said...

What if this rumor was true, and when Tom Cruise checked EQD he saw that people knew so he told Tara to play it off as a joke and it worked until I saw the true plot of this master plan. Ohgod

James Corck said...

Told ya guys.

She's that awesome.

sevooHypreD said...

People believed the Tom Cruise thing, and yet seem to think Christian Bale knowing the Powerpuff Girls theme song is a joke. That one is actually real, folks.

Mike said...

As Pinkie Pie said once;
A-HA! I KNEW IT!

For once in my life, I was not gullible :)
it'll probably never happen again tho...

pmcollectorboy said...

Thumbs up, Christian Bale.

Beta-Carotene said...

@sevooHypreD

Why wouldn't people believe that? PPG is very well accepted by most all. MLP is... still crawling out of its old reputation =/

Twifight Sparkill said...

Awr. Tom Cruise could've been best pony.

MasterLuigi452 said...

*Golf Clap*
Well played.

Jordan said...

The Powerpuff Girls theme song doesn't really have lyrics... just narration and a musical theme. (Dun, dun da dada dun!)

ShakeNDake said...

Tara, don't you realize that you have control of a very dangerous fan base! We've crashed ourselves many a server and when people like you that we look up to start to say something, we eat it up. But that was the whole point wasn't it? Ohh, whatever will we do with you...

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Beta-Carotene said...

@Jordan

Blossom, commander and the leader
Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuffs save the day...
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Powerpuff!

...

na na, na na na!

Rafasde said...
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John Roberts said...

inb4 Tom Cruise's publicist phones up Tara Strong...

Boomerang503 said...

Christian Bale and the Powerpuff Girls?

For some reason, I can now see Professor Utonium and Lucius Fox as good friends.

Jay6 said...

I figured she was trolling when I first saw the tweet. lol

Beta-Carotene said...

@Boomerang503

And now I'm thinking of a PPG / Batman crossover.

"WHERE WAS THE CHEMICAL X GOING!?!?!"

statoose said...

Love and tolerance, sure, but damnit, this still makes my angry as hell. >:(

Michos said...

Unfortuantely, Bronies already managed to ruin Cruise's life more than any psychofan ever.

arrowsofthenlr said...

so... did anypony mention this to tom? Did anyone tell him about tara's joke yet?

Knuckleshy said...

@Daxter Galaxy

As far as I can tell none of that happened. I checked earlier out of curiousity and there were only a few tweets about the Tom Cruise and Brony connection in the two hours in a Tom Cruise search of Twitter. Didn't really see any mention of it on his Facebook page. There is actually the same amount of tweets coming in now about him coming in now about him not being him a Brony then when was a Brony? 3 to 3 currently. I'm sure that will change in a little while though.

lastunusedmane said...

Oh, he is. He just doesn't know it yet.

@Dantes_Grill

That explains the leaked scene from The Dark Knight Rises in which Batman steals golf clubs, kicks Bane in the face until his brain is showing and then snuggles a stuffed octopus.

Arcadian Legend said...

*applause* Well done Tara well done. Fooled us all. You win 100 Internets.

Tundra said...

Well...DOY!
What is with half the people in this fandom taking everything literally?
...
Fluttershy is a down-to-earth Pegasus.
Scootaloo is a Pegasus filly.
Daring Do and Sparkler are NOT Rainbow Dash's sisters.
Spike is NOT Rainbow Dash.
...
And for those that still don't understand Luna's "Royal we", may the merciful deity help you.
...
*breathes*
Okay, rant over.

statoose said...

@Cgeta Cute Mark Crusader Super Spies, YAY!

Beta-Carotene said...

@arrowsofthenlr

"Did I ever tell you how I got this brain?"

statoose said...

@Kranbe Muffin Impossible: Derpy is Magic

Octavia9th said...

KNEW IT. Oh, Tara. We love you so. Well played, indeed.

...And some people here really need to learn how to take a joke.

psmylie said...

Well, of course it was a joke... Maybe I'm too old or whatever, but I just assumed that she was kidding.

Kayriel said...

Trollight Sparkle! She is definitely Trollestia's finest student!

Iron Steed The Valiant said...

Didn't fall for it, unlike the rest of you.

statoose said...

@Octavia9th I can take a joke as well as the next brony, but that was just mean, IMO.

statoose said...

@Iron Steed The Valiant Good for you, you wanna bucking cookie or something? -_-

Michael Butcher said...

Tara is more awesome with each day

Seashell Sorbet said...

Bronies confirmed for most gullible fandom. :P
I can't decide which successful VA trolling attempt was more funny, this, or Tabitha censoring Derpy's name in all her tweets.

Rick Neil said...

Jeez, I'm gone for a second and some nonsense about Tom Cruise starts up?

Rick Neil said...

Jeez, I'm gone for a second and some nonsense about Tom Cruise starts up?

Kayriel said...

But wait. Christian Bale likes PPG. ... There is a chance that he might be a closet brony. QUICKLY, SOMEONE FIND OUT IF BATMAN IS A BRONY.

statoose said...

@Seashell Sorbet Is it gullible to beleive something that someone who we trust says? I think not.

sevooHypreD said...

@statoose
It is when it's clearly a joke.

statoose said...

@sevooHypreD Keyword being "Clearly".

FreezingShock said...

@Seashell Sorbet Indeed. The amount of news we've gotten here lately that was later revealed to be fake is a bit too large for my liking.

Blayze Kohime said...

And so the student has become the master...

statoose said...

@arrowsofthenlr Easier said then done, unfortunately.

Tundra said...

@statoose
Well, since when is anything anybody says about Tom Cruise ever right?
I rest my case.

Ten said...

That kid from Teens React is right, we are all trolls D:

Just Joking :p

sockpuppetman said...

Now I'm thinking of a gravlely batman voice singing the ppg theme

FamusJamus said...

@Tundra You can't rest your case with a paradox!

If nothing said about Tom Cruise is ever right, then what you just said about what people say about him would be right. (Which, ultimately, is something said about him.)

That would make that statement false, meaning something was true. But if the statement was false, what other statements left would've been true?

Which would make the stateme--

*asplodes*

Rockpath said...

Well considering there was a whole South Park episode where Tom Cruise wouldn't come out of the closet, saying Tom Cruise is a closeted anything is a pretty obvious joke.

Jonathan said...

@Rockpath Wow, great connection. I had forgotten that.

statoose said...

LOL, look at Tara's most recent tweet. XD

Impious said...

Seth I thought you'd know better by now. Tara is a savvy resident of the Tubes, she is an accomplished troll and everything on her twitter should be taken with a few blocks of salt.

Octavia said...

Oh, Tara. You so silly. Though it's true, it could happen. It's not very likely mind you... but possible I suppose. :P

crris14 said...

......i feel really dumb cause i told one of my friends about this...

Wolf of Twilight said...

@crris14

Heheh... I told my parents...

LegatoSkyheart said...

Wait people took that seriously?

Bud Friesel said...

He's a closet 'something' alright. LOL
I had a feeling it was a joke. Good to see it was spelled oout, though.

Alondro said...

@Bud Friesel He threatened to have Scientology sue her unless she 'claimed' it wa a joke. We're all on to you now, Tom! That's right, TOM!! HE PLAYED THE PART OF THE BOULDER!!! *knows all the secrets!*

Alondro said...

@Tundra Tom Cruise is a human male.

*is proven wrong!* OMG!!! D:

Piper said...

People if Tom Cruise pops a gasket on Oprah over Katie Holmes, he would probably eat a can of silly string over ponies if he was a true brony. I know I did >burP<

Tundra said...

@FamusJamus
I rested my case on a question.
Therefore, there was no statement to create a paradox in the first place.
:)

Rusty Star said...

TARA STROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG!!! *Raises hoof to the air!*

comickid said...

hey Tom Cruise may not be a brony but he is in the closet.
besides that the only Tom I like is big heavy and sometimes passes as a huge diamond!

Gaiascope said...

Phew, we dodged the bullet there. Bronies are already known for being able to be quite.. crazy...

FamusJamus said...

@Tundra Aww bugger...

And here I thought I was being interrigent. xD

TheJacobs said...

You got me there...

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