Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Equestrian Innovations: All Science Leads to Ponies



Cereal Velocity, head of the Equestrian Innovations department here at EQD, has released yet another video demonstrating the team's ongoing scientific breakthroughs in the field of pony.  We might not always get along with our somewhat odd friends over in that bleach white building across the twenty million dollar Equestria Daily courtyard (with gold inlaid bowling alleys and free smoothies on weekends), but we can definitely agree with their most recent findings.  I'm sure you all will too!

Check out the full video after the break!





64 comments:

Chucklesmoke Spray said...

Now make me some wings that WORK!!!

Six said...

Still waiting for the cloudsdale post!

MyBoyJ said...

Equestrian Innovations seems oddly similar to Aperture Science...Oh well, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

Flare said...

We must work together everypony, to accomplish the goal! Onward and charge!

deans_machine said...

I wanna go to space. Space. Space. Luna: bitchimonthemoooooooon

ManestreamMMR said...

Was that Lulz at the end?

I think it was

Sirrus said...

Cereal is now best pony... For science!

Laurence Brown said...

"You have been accepted..." But I don't remember applying? Not that I am complaining! This is sure to be a feather in my cap, make no mistake about it.

"All science leads to pony." Well, I would hope so. What would be the point of everything if that wasn't true?

So... I'll um, just wait for orders from higher up in the chain of command then? (I hope we get some cool uniforms!)

MagicLlama said...

So THAT'S what happened to the moon!

Kether said...

Their ways can be viewed as weird by some people or genius by others, but in the end, we can all agree on their final objective: Pony

Because be it by weird science, unusual religion or ellaborate arcane rituals, Pony is the end we all seek.

CityFlyer502 said...

Time to get cracking. Oh, and remind me to fund the addition of an entire sports complex if I win the lottery.

Kitsune said...

science shows us we can get away with anything if we yell "FOR SCIENCE!" beforehand

Ten said...

All things lead to Ponies, it is inevitable.

Sparkling Brony said...

So im trying to get on my steam account and after my computer refuses to allow me on steam i give up and find this. what a coincidence.

Multiversity said...

Try doing it in Cave Johnson's voice.

Canadia said...

Holy buck I've been drafted

OtterMatt said...

So why have I gotten no smoothies?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Rekiara said...

I *need* an Equestrian Innovations T-Shirt that says 'All sciences lead to Poni'.

Better yet, a lab coat with the same.

Zared said...

So, where do i send my application to?

BoneWolf said...

That was ... just awesome. Yes.
*Subscribed*

Octavia said...

Smoothies you say? I'm so there!

Also, science ALL the ponies!

The ending of the video was rockin' btw.

Knight Derpy said...

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU APPLES, DON'T MAKE CIDER!
Make life take the APPLES BACK!
*blah blah blah*
COMBUSTIBLE APPLES!

The Ferret said...

Yay! I've been missing my Equestrian innovations fix XD

Kits said...

PONIES ON THE MOON

Cesar said...

Sign me up! I got $60 and some cake last time I did something like this!

Fleetwood_Brougham said...

@MyBoyJ I think you may be on to something, MyBoyJ...

InkBluPegasus said...

You guys blew up the moon? Luna wouldn't have been happy.

Also leads to ponies in SPAAAAAAAACE!

Sir Le Flour said...

Yay~
Love equestrian innovations.

The Numberman said...

Oh Cereal.
Why so awesome.

Alondro said...

@Octavia As a biologist with a leaning toward genetics, I can say with confidence that indeed all science leads to ponies.

Now, HOW I can say this... I cannot say. It's classified... >___>

Tokyo Oranges said...

Now I wanna listen to 20% Cooler over and over and over again 8D

iloveMLP said...

I love it
"All science leads to ponies"

Kit Fox said...

Oddly enough, that was why I decided to watch the show in the first place. Seems legitimate to me.

Flutterweired said...

OMC y have i not seen these before!

owenstreetpress said...

History leads to a better understand of how societies evolve, which leads to ponies.

Ivan The Adorable said...

As an archaeologist in training...you seem to have us greatly confused with our good friends the geologists.

The field of archaeology leads us to identify all the crap that people leave behind, leads us to better understand people who lived in the past, leads us to ponies.

Adrian said...

Cereal have my babies.

eaglehooves said...

This WOULD come out the night before lab. If all my results come out poni, I'm blaming you. :p

Arothyss said...

@MyBoyJ
At least it's not Black Mesa!

Radator said...

Great Video, Poor song choice

Sotha said...

Awesome. I'll be Engineer.

Xzite said...

Cereal is best Pony, also best Breakfast.

Truehearted said...

So...

When do I get to be apart of the gene therepy to become a pony?

I signed up to be mutated into a pony.........For Science.........eeeyup

Sombreon said...

Science! In action!

Pyrobug said...

And then, suddenly, Lulz!

Weim_Time said...

very creative. well done.

Matyno13 said...

Need This Reall.... SHUT UP AND CALL THE GOVERMENT OF SCIENCE We need cave johnson here also Black mesa And Apurture Science to make portal work . Chemistry > Aperture
Archeology > Blackmesa
Engineering> BM and AS
More And More but first we need portal to Half-Life 2 universe :c (sadfaic) This is going to be hard... So we break the speed of light > which means Time Travel > Then we need to be able to break the speed of space which is :/ well > and that leads to Poni Universe BUT We will be still humans so Aperture sciencist will have to play with DNA and... LongStory:Short Its impossible to get to poni universe :( (GOD HELP US)

Rafasde said...

Let's eat smoothies... FOR SCIENCE!

...study cartoon physics! I meant "study cartoon physics"!

Arlax said...

I'm willing to work there. First I have to graduate on physics, though :/

rallag7 said...

"Considor Subscribing"
I spat out my cereal, for some reason I find that hilarious.

countpony said...

still gettin 20% cooler

Dr_Vulpine said...

The advance team made sure to release Luna from the moon. (after all, how else would 'stars' aid in her escape?)
And for blowing up the moon, I couldn't be prouder of you guys. It was always with this 'government' getting in the way before, with their crappy warrants and taking my research and my Mega Lasers ;-;

WELL, I guess I can just press forward and plot to destroy the sun now. I'm going to apologize in advance for you solar energy users, my bad. >:}

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