Monday, February 13, 2012

Comic: Cutie Prank Crusaders


Cutie Mark Crusaders Pranksters GO! Humor like this would never end up in the show, that's why we do it!

All three pages can be found below:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

85 comments:

Bombedrumbum said...

I love the CMC comics (like Stalkerloo) that look dark then suddenly take a turn into the most hilariius thing ever....

MyBoyJ said...

I agree with the Equestria Inquirer post, they're more like lovable terrorists.

Rainbow Dash said...

Oh, there's 3 parts? Time to spend some time reading

ombutescentdin said...

Ohhhh CMC comic! Night=complete.

blackspike2710 said...

Spin-cycle Sweetie Belle is best Sweetie Belle.

Marshal said...

Medic! I'm dying of laughter!

MyBoyJ said...

A very funny comic, if a bit on the mature side. I particularly like how Rarity has a washing machine setting for cleansing of all foulness.

CityFlyer502 said...

I was combing through KYM an hour ago and ran into these. Good lord, the CMC truly know no limits do they? Without a doubt, this has gotta be the funniest comic I've read yet. Yes, it got a little naughty, but not too much. I don't see anything else topping this any time soon.

BTW, does anyone else think Sweetie looked kinda cute right out of the washing machine?

D. Shadows said...

Pinkie is no longer the element of laughter.

Bombedrumbum said...

It's not often that a post highlights just one comic. But when it does, it is usually superb. In Fancy Pants's own words: good gracious. That was amazing.

The Sweetie Belle cutie mark thing reminds me of that comic in which Apple Bloom got hers, but it turned out just to be a slap on the flank from Spike. Entitled "why ponies should wear pants." Endorsed by Lyra.


Anyways, the little things (not the text, lol) like "cleanse of all foulness" got to me the most. I was cracking up, rofl.....



The comedy of this fic was rivaled only by the artwork. The pure quality was excellent. Better than most comics.

You can see that a lot of work was put into this. Bravo.

Rainbow Dash said...

@MyBoyJ
How was it a bit on the mature side? It was a sausage :D

Bombedrumbum said...

Comedy of the comic, not fic. Silly me....

ombutescentdin said...

Who gave them the idea to draw a sausage on her flank in the first place?

Scorpion408 said...

That was pretty funny. I loved it when Sweetie said "I DO love sausages" got me to laugh for a few minutes

MasterLuigi452 said...

Saw this before it got posted here.
Some strong mature subject, but still enjoyable.

Scorpion408 said...

That was pretty funny. I loved it when Sweetie said "I DO love sausages" got me to laugh for a few minutes

MyBoyJ said...

@Rainbow Dash

That's what I mean. Do you know where sausages come from? Aren't ponies vegetarians?

Kit Fox said...

Happy valentines day from my trip to Israel

Shadow Heart said...

So very disturbing.

It's worse than foal cannon.

D. Shadows said...

@MyBoyJ

Bean curd foods exist for a reason and ponies have vegetarian technology on their side.

MyBoyJ said...

All I know is Applejack must raise those pigs for some reason...

Architraz Warden said...

Oh man... so many tears of laughter. Can't even see to type well. Now I want to go tweak one of the settings on my washer to read 'Cleanse of all foulness'.

Rainbow Dash said...

@MyBoyJ
I'm sure that whatever SweetieBelle was referring to falls under the lines of a veggie dog...hopefully

D. Shadows said...

@MyBoyJ

Free fertilizer for sell! Helps grow apple tree's something quick.

Bronyhub said...

"kinda like another leg, isn't it?" XD

And I totally d'awwed at soaked sweetie bell.

Glamador said...

Oh good gods. I haven't laughed for this long in ages. I am truly grateful I had this chance b/c I had a bad day. This was a terrific end to a terrible evening.

Thanks again ponies ;D

ombutescentdin said...

@D. Shadows
Sell it for free? Seems Lagit.

D. Shadows said...

@ombutescentdin

Free from the pig, but not free for you.

I wonder if I can keep lampshade hanging forever and I wonder how long someone can keep the need for lampshades going in the first place.

Like how unicorns all worked together to move the sun and the moon or the fact that ponies used to wear clothes a lot. Then they started turning into mixed nudists colonies around the time Celestia and Luna showed up.

Well my time is almost up and I'll have to stop posting as it's almost Valentines Day on Equestria Daily and I'm not partiuclarly upbeat on said holiday.

MyBoyJ said...

@Rainbow Dash
@D. Shadows

Keep telling yourselves that. I wouldn't be surprised if Sweetie ended up with a carnivore cutie mark.

AlexReffand said...

Detergent...in my EVERYWHERE...

Bombedrumbum said...

But.....but...........ponies don't eat meat.......-dang it somebody beat me to that fact.

Dͪ͊ͦḮ̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔Ò͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

these comics.. they have killed me


bury me with my laptop...

duskwisp said...

Also IM BACK. REJOICE AND STUFF

ombutescentdin said...

My Little Cannibal Flesh is Delicious~

duskwisp said...

@ombutesentdin
i did NIT want to cone back to that. And you sir owe me's a cookie

duskwisp said...

@shadowheart
foal cannon was pretty bad

Bombedrumbum said...

@Discord diggy diggy grave.

D. Shadows said...

@Ombutescentdin

It's only cannibalism if you eat the meat of your own race. I eat dead cow meat all the time and it hasn't affect my judgment, though cows are high in evil content.

Twilight Sparkle said...

Even though this is terrible, I still couldn't hold in my laughter XD

Noteperson said...

Oh, that is just precious. Those rapscallions...

Dͪ͊ͦḮ̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔Ò͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

@D. Shadows

buggers are slowly killing us with methane


IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!

ombutescentdin said...

@duskwisp
That's your opinion.

@D. Shadows
How do you know they are not pony sausages?

EngineerBrony said...

I'm crying from laughing so hard...

duskwisp said...

@discord
so is foal cannon

MyBoyJ said...

@ombutescentdin

Aw, I was going to make a cannibalism joke.

My Little Cannibal: Kuru is Magic

duskwisp said...

Still owe me a cookie id say...

D. Shadows said...

@ombutescentdin

Because there wasn't a reference to a eunuched stallion convention.

ombutescentdin said...

@duskwisp
I can count how many cookies you get on ma fingers on-oh I have hooves.

Bombedrumbum said...

@MyBoyJ My Little Kratos: blankety blankity blank.

duskwisp said...

Is anyone else having difficultyreading it ? My ipod wont zoom ;p

Chemistryaway119 said...

How does this not have 5 stars?

D. Shadows said...

@ombutescentdin

It would add a bit of flavor to the running joke at hoof... and that our sense of humor as commentors is getting steadily worse.

I would say something about eating sausages and a pony I shall not name, but I wouldn't want to go there now as I've hit a morality wall.

Cedric Bale said...

This was pure, fermented comedy-juice.

SansSur said...

OMG toilet humour.. I wish I could express how I hate it.
Not worthy of its own separate post if you'll ask me. though the quality of the artwork is not bad. That makes it worse in a way, such a waste.

PonySwag said...

Why does this have like 3 stars, seriously. I don't give 2 horse craps if it's toilet humor, it is great toilet humor playing in character for the most part. It's wonderfully cured bacon laugh happies

Senior Waffles said...

Heh heh, those dirty rascals! Detergent in my everywhere. Good times.

Greenf0x said...

@SansSur

Step of your high horse(yes pun was needed) and stop acting classy. Everyone enjoys toilet humor now and then if pulled off right. This most defiantly pulled off right.

P.S. Washer Sweetie is too cute.

herpyderpy said...

Hilarious!
Big Mac needs to hide his magazines better.

pony.little.my said...

so ponies are machine washable? seems legit

SansSur said...

@Greenf0x

Eww! But why should I? Its filthy down there! :D

Ok, I can't honestly say that I never ever enjoyed this kind of humor at all, and maybe I was too harsh.
Still, for some reason I really don't like this particular example.

Urthdigger said...

I love Scootaloo's reaction to the magazine. Suppose there's worse ways to find out than in the middle of performing a prank with friends.

Mike said...

*old person mode*
Back in my day, washing machines didn't have safety features, so if you fell in, you were good as dead.

*back to reality*
Seriously though, I disprove of Rarity's method of cleaning Sweetie Belle.

mycutiemarkisagun said...

*dies from rofl related injuries*

Tylendal said...

My favorite kind of comic, adult humour, while managing to stay completely clean and innocent in content.
Sweetie-Belle just out of the washing machine was too cute, the "Cleanse of all foulness" setting was hilarious, the spiraling speech bubble was inspired, the "Detergent in my everywhere" conveyed a great amount of misery, and I loved Applebloom's promise to throw herself off a mountain.

One of the most hilarious comics I've seen from the fandom.

The Invincible said...

"My word, that's my third monocle this week. I simply MUST stop being so horrified."

Of course Rarity's washer would have a foulness-cleansing setting. "That. Is NOT. A sausage!"

This comic really makes me want to see a Prank Day episode. It would probably have to be tamer than this to work. Oh wait, I guess the Griffon episode already counts, doesn't it? Maybe I'll watch that again.

FreezingShock said...

I love how Rarity's washing machine has a "Cleanse of all foulness" setting. I wonder what she usually uses it for.

More Fancy Pants is always welcome. He's such a great guy. I really expected a lot of Rarity/Fancy Pants shipping after that episode, but it never materialized.

Sothalic said...

I half-expected the last setting to be 'Purge the Unclean', for some reason... that mark, wow.

Nightweaver20xx said...

BY CELESTIA'S SWEATY TAMPONS

Oh dear jesus...

Jake said...

I always like it when someone can write good, clean humor that still has that adult edge to it. I also loled at Apple Bloom stealing the magazine from big brother Mac.

Harwick said...

It's so wrong that I laughed at that. Laughed so much.

LloydZelos said...

I demand that piece of art to be showed at best museums around the world. Pure diamond.

cardshark78 said...

Out of ALL of the CMC comics I have seen, these have got to be one of the most FUNNIEST comics I have ever seen!

#1 Classic! Sneaking Big Mac's porno out of his barn. I can relate to this! I did that when I was 13 and hit it in between 2 matresses.

#2 Showing a tampon cutie mark to the mose important pony in Canterlot? Better kiss your dress-making business good bye!

#3 And at the end of the comic, Sweetie Belle threw Applebloom and Scotaloo in a washing machine to give them a taste of their own medicine! Kinda wish we saw that but overall, A++ COMIC!

Unknown said...

@cardshark78 i dont think it was a tampon... Rarity says it isnt a sausage and scoot thought i was a third leg. I think it was something else lol :D. All in all great comics thought, i cant wait for more. And i loved that detergent line XD

blakestar15 said...

So much awesomeness in this comic. I'm tempted to buy copyrights and start a new series with new characters just so we could include adult humor into the show.

Dr_Vulpine said...

Sweetie Belle still needs to go in the dryer, or she'll get that weird smell when you leave the wash in the machine too long.
And an anti-static sheet so she doesn't turn into a ball of fluff-..HMMM...

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