Thursday, January 12, 2012

Twilight Sparkle Pinata



Wait... Who could hit Twilight sparkle?  I couldn't swing a bat at that in a million years!  I have to admit, I don't know anything about building a pinata, but if it's anything like plushies, I'm sure its a massive pain in the flank. 

Apparently they actually made this for a customer.  Which one of you was it?

84 comments:

netbard said...

Do books fall out when you break it?

Rubik Hooves said...

end this is going to be...
destroyed..?
and.. candy is going to come out..?
Where's PETA?!?!

/JK
this is pretty epic :P

wackypony said...

...they make Pinatas for a living?


neat.


I would take no pleasure in hitting it though.

A1CZERO said...

Don't crush it!
Don't smash it to little bits and devour the delicious treats inside!

Character said...

Wonderful thing is, this isn't the kind of pinata you destroy if I had to guess. Those strings on the bottom look suspiciously like pull-strings to a trapdoor :D

Sgt Byrd said...

Guess Trixie can satisfy her hunger and jealousy at the same time.

ponydoraprancypants said...

All I can think of is a pony version of the Godfather ... please don't anybody hide that in my bed!

Luhood the Zebrony said...

Is it to early for the eventual "I'd hit that!" joke?

hoverhoof said...

I... dont know what to say about this.
Should I laugh or weep?

NinesTempest said...

Now all I can think of is that madmax comic.

CityFlyer502 said...

There's no way that's coming anywhere near my sister's party. Last time we had a piƱata, the string broke and all the kids literally dove on top of it and started tearing it to shreds. Oh the carnage that time!

Ten said...

While this a pretty awesome pinata, I don't think I could smash it.

Maquabra said...

Hitting Twilight Sparkle with a club is wrong. Even if there's candy involved :<

baschotaria said...

Well @netbard took my joke.

Also, everypony knows that she'd just explode in magic-y goodness!

Naly said...

The pinata is cool, but I can't get past that girl's hairstyle, or lack thereof. Her afro is just funny to me. :v

James Corck said...

I'd totally hit that!

...

That sounded wrong, I'm sorry.

Tristan said...

I couldn't possibly hit Twilight and break her head, that would terrible!

Gilda, on the other hand, would be immensly satsifying to smash.

mattwhite924 said...

So now someone can beat a decapitated Twilight until she bursts open, and then they can feast on her innards?

I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the pinata itself, or by my description of it.

hoverhoof said...

@ponydoraprancypants
And that made me remember that episode of the fairy oddparents with the godfather and the pillow

RyuuKiba said...

Now that the series is airing here in Mexico, it's quite probable we'll see more of this... be that good or bad ^^u

Shantara said...

How can anyone hit Twilight? People are just cruel... She's worth more than hundred of our kind.

D. Shadows said...

Reminds any being of the Viva pinata comic a while back?

RyuuKiba said...

Hey maybe it's an. ornamental piƱata? not meant to be broken.

Overcast said...

One day we will reach the pun equivalent of critical mass in this fandom.

D. Shadows said...

Hey if you break it you can glue... oh right, glue is a curse word in this community. Exuse me.

Well you can... er... paste it back together again with frog spit.

sjstansbury519 said...

I don't know exactly how they make pinata's, but I think it's just a cardboard frame covered with feathered tissue paper and stickers. Brony's invade party supply stores on the double! Charge! LOL

MintBerryCrunch said...

@RyuuKibaYeah, that's what I was thinking, actually.

sjstansbury519 said...

@sjstansbury519 Oh right someone made it for the birthday girl, I another way that it could have been made is, they took a balloon (a pretty big one from the looks of it) and covered it with paper-machete and etc. As I said I am not an expert in the construction of pinatas

SYLOH said...

If you piss off the Fairy Mafia, they might put that in your bed while your sleeping as a warning.

Do not piss off the Fairy Godmother.

Travis Smith said...

I'll get my lucky baseball bar and machete

chessie2003 said...

This thing is creeping me out. Already, it's Twilight Sparkle's disembodied head with sparkly pink intestines hanging from it. And now I'm supposed to bash her skull in and get candy out of it?

The Seventh Wonderbolt said...

I...I love free candy, but...I don't want to destroy that adorkable head! I don't want to destroy anypony's head, not even Trixie, whom I severely disliked at first but have since grown extremely fond of!

Take it down!

Cgeta said...

If it was Trixie I would hit her with a hammer. :P

But I couldn't do Twilight any harm D:

the invincible said...

Ah, her poor husky head! Are there at least any Twixes in there?

Dͪ͊ͦįø®̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔ƒ͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

@Cgeta

I would be careful for the next few days...


Seth be coming for you...

Angel said...

@CharacterActually, that hole it's to stuff it with candy yourself. The you have to knock the candy out with the bat...

Ford said...

Not me! I would've asked for a Trixie pinata. And then I would've beat the crap out of it, with or without candy!

Lag-y said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_4Wqm_zhIY

Yeah I know I'm sorry but it HAD to be done...

Cgeta said...

@Ford

They should also try and give her her characteristic smug grin! >:D
This would make it even easier to beat her!

D. Shadows said...

@Dͪ͊ͦįø®̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔ƒ͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫

Yeah well frog mucus is more plentiful in froggy bottom bog.

I'm not a pony so hydra avoidance isn't a problem.

Synthetic Super Glue would be easier to get I guess, but I'd rather go for the chaotic approach by having to blow something up.

Such as a pinata with my Rock-It Lawn Chair. (A metal chair with rockets that can only lift off and land on lawns. Fun to ride, hard to steer. I should have made guiness like that guy that went ballooning with his lawn chair, unfortunately disqualified since it wasn't an achievement by a real live existing being. Just because I sometimes exist outside reality doesn't mean I don't exist, the nerve of some creatures.)

Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi said...

Hehe, if someone had this made for me, I'd also be 100% unable to hit it. I'd basically take one look at it and go "Sorry, guys, no ponybuse going on tonight. I'm taking her home with me." And then I would have some lovely Twi decor.

Rasly said...

Yeh that is how they train terrorists.

Dͪ͊ͦįø®̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔ƒ͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

@D. Shadows

hmm true, but Super Glue has its own brand of chaos...


STUCK! STUCK TO EVERYTHING!

Jake said...

I hope I never go to a party where a Twilight Sparkle pinata is on display. I would have a hard time explaining my non-actions.

carback99 said...

@RyuuKiba

compa no creo las voces son un pocito malas

Harwick said...

I love the comment section of this post more than anything.

Well, almost... not more than Twilight.

Turboblazer said...

No! I could never hit a Twilight pinata. Though I would probably give it a hug.

PS: I too dislike the new comment system.

DreadedCandiru2 said...

I know who could do such a thing...said 'person' has showmareship on her side despite not being able to defeat an Ursa Minor.

TheSonicdude97 said...

AWESOME PINATA!!!
I wouldn't break it though.
(I am so jealous at that girl)

pokemonmegaman said...

My guess is that Trixie ordered it so that she could bash Twi's had in. Revenge is......."sweet". Hehehehe...

Arlax said...

Twilight is now best pinata.

Leanne Hamilton said...

Love this pull string pinata!
My son is having a MLP FIM 3rd birthday in a few months.. I am SO going to make one of these! Maybe with both Rainbow and Twi!

abronylikeyou said...

@Leanne Hamilton

Don't you dare hurt Rainbow Dash!

just kidding

anyways, good luck with your son's birthday.

Killsteal_Wolf said...

The worst of them are the Companion Cube Pinata's? NO! Incenerating it was hard enough, pummeling it to death is worse!

Granted, beating up that Creeper Pinanta was worth it. Too bad it exploded and took all the candy with it.

Now for a Pony Pinanta, you would have to go with probably a Discord one or a Tom Pinanta. Tom can take a beating all night though.

Killsteal_Wolf said...

Ah, just noticed it's the Trap-Door kind. For those who don't know. There are a lot of strings underneath it. You pull each of the strings in turn, alternating one per time. One of these strings opens up a Trap-Door and then all the Candy comes out. Granted, this can be other very quick and it isn't as fun as the Smash variation. But at least it preserves the Pinanta. I suppose this version you can make a Pinanta out of anything.

Eddmario said...

Sorry, but I couldn't harm a Twilight pinata, unless by Twilight you mean the movie or toilet paper.
Now if it was a Celestia pinata, I'd beat the [censored] out of it.

Jordan said...

Seth! Or some other mod! Please fix the spelling of "PiƱata" in your post. It's okay if people in the comments spell it "pinata", but you've got to set an example and spell it "piƱata"!

Jelfes said...

Awesome. I don't know how you people make these things, it must be painstaking work.

SpamWinchester said...

Trixie's stepping up her game a bit. This is all just preparation.

mycutiemarkisagun said...

All I saw when I looked @ the photo on the left was Sub Zero's first Fatality.

I mean, they got the spinal cord and everything.

...

It is now my headcanon that pony spinal cords are hot pink.

Drakengarde said...

*Children laughing, gathering around Twilight Pinata. Just as the kid is about to strike...*

(Twilight) Whoa.

*The children pause*

(Twilight) You could break me open and take my candy...but wouldn't you like something better? ...I'll tell you something. I'm a magical pony. Get me down from me...and I will grant you
all your wishes. Money...an scooter...pants that FIT. ...C'mon...let me down.

*The children look at each other, and slowly let Twilight Pinata down.*

(Twilight) Just so we're clear, children...*as she touches the ground*...I'm not magical. YAH! GIDDYUP!

*She begins running off*

(Twilight) That was ACTING, children! BRAVO FOR ME!

Dan Guitar-Guy Gaertner said...

That is cruel. How dare anyone beat a pony with a bat just to get candy. Griffons on the other hoof...

graywolf71 said...

I can only imagine what the comments would've been like if they had used Fluttershy instead of Twilight.

There's no way I could destroy that.

Missi Lanious said...

Fluttershy piƱata wuld be the worst thing in the history of worst things!

Octavia said...

Oh no, Twilight! I don't think I could hit poor Pinata Sparkle either. But it would be a kinda cool and cute decoration.

I bet Trixie commissioned this to be made...

SuperGiantRobot said...

So...if I hit her in the face with a stick enough times her skull splits open and delicious candy comes out?

rainbowstash said...

NOOOOO dont hit twi´s piƱata!!!!!

Knick-Knack said...

Hey, my sis finally posted the pics of her pinata.

To those who are worried about beating twilight sparkle, no worries, its a trap-door type, the ribbons on the bottom can be pulled to release the candy (the pinata was still fully intact after the kids party).

Brigada Brony said...

@carback99

Lo sƩ... pero pues las niƱitas no se fijan en eso... y las piƱatas suelen ser para los peques

Unknown said...

I'd Hit that...... with a stick

Silent hunter said...

Who needs a bat when you got an AK!!!!

LordOfTheWrongs said...

The pink streamers look distressingly like dangling tendons...

Annie G said...

Kids party? I bought a MLP pinata for my friend's 30th and filled it with booze!!

Annie G said...

Kids party? I bought a MLP pinata for my friend's 30th and filled it with booze!!

Sawdust1912 said...

As soon as the kids break it I would probably play the saddest music possible and hold a ceremony

Dr_Vulpine said...

Now we need to pinata-ify them. ALL of them.
And art.
Maybe make some Viva Pinata mods, yes, that'll work, right?
Nobody ever listens to me, so I'm getting my hopes up again XD

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