Saturday, January 28, 2012

Story: Pony Tales



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Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Description: In a world filled with magic talking ponies, there still exist things twisted, weird and bizarre. These are their stories.

Pony Tales

Additional Tags: Robots, Wordplay, Weird, SCIENCE!, Humor

31 comments:

wackypony said...

that's a lot of words. <-<

wackypony said...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/Incomplete

>-> More words to come?

=|

Mesmer Wolf said...

hmm might be interesting.

Ashley said...

Drahon tales dragon tales! I dont know the rest...

Ashley said...

Wait the song goes: dragon tales dragon tales! FUS ROH DAH!!!!

wackypony said...

@Ashleyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUfxnDAAxHI

<-<

Princess Luna said...

Oh good, he's shown himself again; I'm reading now!

Dainbow Rash said...

Where's my Progress, Talon!? >:-0 grrr

Masquerade said...

Making Progress, I see.

...

Damnit, someone beat me to the punch!

Haku1013 said...

Maybe I'll read it

Sir Le Flour said...

Sure, I have a free while. The SCIENCE! additional tag makes it look awesome :P

Tom said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IT'S TALON
MUST READ

iloveMLP said...

looks pretty interesting

pmcollectorboy said...

"These are their stories."
Tonk Tonk!

CogWeaver said...

@pmcollectorboy
That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that part!

Dang, now I kinda sorta wanna read an MLP Law and Order fic...

moocow1452 said...

X-Files with Ponies? That would be... kinda canon actually, with all the stuff in everfree.

Sturs said...

> Notices it's written by Andrew J. Talon.
> Starts reading immediately


Can I just state that this whole thing was hilarious? Because it is. Especially the part with Twilight as a mad scientist. That part just killed me.

The Blue Horse said...

i just found this guy... and it was awesome

ZebrasArePoniesToo said...

Daisy bell. This statement is false. It's a trap. Step 3: question mark.
Dear author, you're awesome.
Also, around the middle there is Sweetie Pie instead of Sweetie Bell.

ZebrasArePoniesToo said...

And one more thing...
Rover's Universal Ripsnorters?
Is this a refence too or am I being paranoid?

Dennis The Menace said...

This is absolutely hilarious.

DPV111 said...

That was flippin AWESOME.
So many references.

Rowan said...

Very funny, and very episode-like except with a little more meme/shoutout intensity than the episodes could ever reasonably have.

It's also wonderful how many stories in the fandom I could be referring to with a comment like that.

Anyway, since the tag says incomplete, I can't wait for more instalments - guessing they'll be somewhat-related oneshots.

(Oh, and there's a Terminator reference that others seem to have missed so far - Fluttershy delivers the iconic "Come with me if you want to live".)

Andrew said...

@ZebrasArePoniesToo

Yes actually. It's a reference to R.U.R., Rossum's Universal Robots, the name of the Czech play that first introduced the word "robot" to the world.

ZebrasArePoniesToo said...

@Andrew
Yay I was right ^^
I hope you write more chapters, this one was totally loltastic!

nemryn said...

As long as we're counting references, 'Dr. Neighnian Soong's Oy, Robots' is a reference to Dr. Noonien Singh, who invented androids in the Star Trek universe, and also to Isaac Asimov's 'I, Robot' stories.

nemryn said...

SWEETIE BOT IS MOST OPTIMAL PONY

Sporky Hooves said...

Seems a bit drawn out for the whole idea, but I can't say I didn't like it.

Recamen said...

What Sporky Hooves above me said. Kinda dragged on after a while, and it might've been better to split this up into three chapters rather than one long schlog. Still, quite enjoyable.

Andrew said...

@Recamen

Originally it was split up into three chapters, but the pre-readers insisted I make it into one big entry.

ultra8 said...

That had me laughing so hard at work that I could hardly put it down. The references, the jokes, the logic paradoxes and their reactions, tops all the way.
You've done it again.

You also bring up one of the greatest mysteries of MLP:FiM, just who the hell was living their before Twilight moved in? I always assumed the mad scientist gear was from her own collection, but now I wonder. It was rather convient that there was an opening wasn't there.

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