Was watching this earlier.Stopped and came hereWow
Already caught it in my subscriptions but still epic. can't believe how quickly he did it!
Its on my synchtube! wooo
That was quick! whew! Awesome.
It's amazing how quickly Bronies can churn out quality work.
He remixed it thirty-five minutes ago.
O,0 i- i am a stego-saurus.And impressed at how okay this song is.
OINK OINK OINK!!!
@victory starSilly pony, dinosaurs don't exist!
That... Was FAST.
Really, screw the Chicken Dance. It's a new millenium, and this should be the new classic.
It's hillarious that this song was originally intended for the Gala episode. I can only imagine the reaction of the party goers to this.
@ hoverhoofSorry. I forgot!O,0
@VictoryI heard of your predicament in a previous post and you seem like you need help or you'll die, all alone, in the Everfree Forest, while on your computer...@hoverhoof Dinosaurs did exist, there's only dragons now though. In any case, go ready the chariot.
@Harwick they should play it at bronycon, heck, they should play this everywhere!
This was the first good Pinkie episode of the new season. Hell, it's about time! Pinkie's a character, not a drug-fueled orgy of incoherency, hyperactivity, and bad jokes.Tired of Pinkie being bad comic relief. 5 stars.
Ah a great remix, kudos to Tombstone for getting it done so quickly!
@ lunaWhen you didn't respond i thought you forgot! XD And is there an explination for the abandoned ihop? ...its kind creepy... O.0
@Luna Sure thing princess, but i would like to remind you that i am not an errand colt. I hope when we expand the cabinet you can get a real one.
@Victory Abandoned ihop...there are many somewhat broken, old portals hat have sort of just degenerated into rifts scattered all over, you could find some interesting things. Also, you must remember to be careful and not to enter the rifts if they open, you could get torn apart most likely.@hoverhoof I know, I know, but all the guards are in the barracks and...it isn't exactly right for me to...would you ever enter the mare's room?
@lunaWell, you could use your Royal Canterlot Voice.Im pretty sure they will listen.
As soon as this song started, I said "Remix Heaven right there". I'm glad I wasn't disappointed :D
No, they would listen, even though I'm just a filly, it's just that I have trouble going in there since it's sort of their private area...and I guess a room full of stallions larger than me is a bit scary...
Fine, i'll go.*goes*
@lunaIs that the big round thing the chicken-snake-thing came from? I think there were ponies inside until it showed up. I hit it with my dads old trunk and it disinterested so i stopped asking questions. O.0
Nice. :) Fast work.
@Victory That's odd...wait you found ponies, alive, in the Everfree? And the portal altars, they still worked!? If so I could exit through the fourth wall and go to other dimensions with that! Yay!
@luna*comes back with chariot and Chauffeurs*alright! You go find victory and I will stay safe in canterlot, right?Right?
I love that little snort in the middle
@hoverhoof *watery eyes*
@lunaFine! Fine!I'll go with you!But only on ONE condition.
@lunaNo they were all statues. See, i went to the forest to find my dad... and all i found was this ihop.
@Victory Oh...I see...you...I'm so sorry *sniff* that's kind of terrible...umm forget what I said about the portal, I'll continue working on technology for it, we're coming to get you.
@lunaThat instead of being your advisor, i get to become your second hoof, because that's what i've been doing all this time.
I already played this when i drove to the store.
@ hooverhoovesFIFTHhoof :D
(i hope tombstone doesn't mind we RP on his music post)
@hoverhoof But I have four hoov-oh right then! Your promotion is dou-tri-no ummm...quintupled? Let's just allow that now! Huzzah!
@victory (humans dont have third hands as a rank. It's second hand)
@luna aww thanks. O,0By the way you're like a thousand years old right? Did you ever met my grama? We shared cutie marks i hear.
@lunaOkay! Lets go find victory@victoryIs it allright if i call you vicky?
@hoverhoofO,0Absolutely! I like that...vicky...
@Victory What shape is your cutie mark? By the way we know where you are now, just give us about five or ten minutes.
@lunathree yellow dimonds in a vertical line. My mom had it to. It means victory! O,0
@luna I think i can see the wi-fi tower!
@hoverhoofI think i see you! Omg im so exited O,0
Well actually I've only known one pony with a cutie mark like that on a personal level, their name was...Remnant maybe? I know she was able to shapeshift, which is a rare spell to be able to pull off, especially for unicorns. I met her through my old (more like ancient) apprentice Aurora North.
Oh yes there you are! Hi! Can you hear me from down there!?
@lunaOne of my sisters name is remnant!Her cutie mark is a question mark though. I never learned her talent. She never liked me much cuz i was born with wings. O.0Between you and me, she's kind of a jerk.
@Victory She was probably just being that kind of an older sibling...and how did she live for this long? Or rather...how did you live for this long?
@Victory Also...who had that mark then?
O,0 omgomgomg ponies!You guys!Welcome to my home...This is the ihop...This is my shack...And this is my dads trunk!Ive never opened it.
@luna and vickyCan you two stop chatting about that and allow us to leave this forest?
@Victory I'd like to know how you might have been alive so long and the answer...might be in the trunk...
@hoverhoof I have to know something first.
Well lokie here, living toumbstone works fast for an animate rock. Its coold too.
I miss canterlot already
@LunaO,0Well, mostly off of stale pancakes and hitting things with my dads trunk.Actually i think she was only named after somepony.
@hoverhoof Give me just a minute and we'll go@Victory Can I...open it?
Well if were gunna open it, lets go to canterlot first. Im freezing and if i see one more pancake im going to vomit.
@Victory I like pancakes...sorry we'll go now everypony in the chariot.
Yes please!I think i heard the bushes move.
@Princess LunaOOOooo Fancy chariot... *touch*
@hoverhoof Oh quit it, I'm smaller than you and you're worried?
Juniour remix speedster award goes to...The Living Tombstone.
@luna +hoverhoofOk! Ive neverbeen to canterlot! I hear its amazing!
@ombutescentdinHey! What are you doing in the woods?
@ombutescentdin How did you get...never mind just get in, we're going back to Canterlot, Celly's probably worried sick.
Btw the bushes do move, but dont actually sewm hostile...
@Princess LunaI do appear to be in the woods, don't I?
Everypony, let's go now, Tia's gonna be mad anyways...
@omTrust me. You dont wanna stay in the forest. Every now and then some big swirling black thing shows up and spits out a chicken creature. O.0
I never left the chariot
Ok we're off!!! *sends chariot careening across horizon with everypony and Victory's chest on board*
@Victory StarHmm ,ever seen that before. Are they cool?
But I am afraid of heights!
@omYeah! But their kind of violent. I try not to look them in the eye. O,0
@vickyBy the way, that thing is called a cockatrice
@ombutescentdin But if you didn't use a flying vehicle how did you...you make as much sense as Discord...
@Princess LunaIs that a bad thing?@hoverhoof :p
Why hasn't anypony put a giant pearl on Pinkie's head and drawn her as a Spoink yet?
@ombutescentdin Just a bit when you have no reason for anything...
Cocka- O.0 omg!
@Princess LunaReasoning implies you gave it thought and that's just too complicated for me you see.
I can see canterlot now!
@hoverhoof good! -.- im exhausted...
@hoverhoofIts...A lot bigger than I thought it might be.
@ombutescentdin Unbelievable, I'm just glad you aren't a draconequus with that sort of thinking...@hoverhoof Good, it'll only be a few minutes now.
@Princess LunaDracawhatnow? Oh never mind I am shure if it was important I would already know about it.
@ombutescentdin *sigh*We're here!!!
@luna*looking at ombute*and you wanted to hire him...
@hoverhoof He would have been a good servant ot guard...so long as my sanity remained intact anyways...
@hoverhoof @Princess LunaYea what weeere you thinking?
I don't know. Oh no I see Celly waiting down on the landing!!!
@vickyWe're here!How do you like canterlot?
@Victory You seem quiet, is something wrong, I know there is for me...Tia's waiting...
Alrighty then!@lunaWell O.0 are you gonna open it?
O.0 hrm? Sorry... im just... thinking.. about stuff
@Victory Sure I...where did she go? Oh well, let's open this Victory!!!
*tries unlocking with horn*
What in the? OPEN!
*frustrated intelligible squeals*
@Princess LunaIs that a good idea to do that with you horn?
@lunaMaybe vicky can
@lunaAww...Its just some rusty old swordAnd a book..
How do you know that? *still struggling with lock* I think it's foal-proofed...how embarassing...
Oh the side is glass...magic glass...please open this Victory.
@Princess LunaJust kick it works with everything else.
@ombutescentdin With these legs? *points to small hind legs*
@Princess LunaWhy yes those? Why, are your front legs stronger?
@luna*yawn*what time is it? Im tired.
No...I'll try, and if this actually works you each get a massive diamond *knocks into chest and it opens*
* walks to chest...Opens...there is a note here to.... O.0
@lunaLook! We lost a diamond!
@hoverhoof I thought I was the only one who really keep the time here, it'a 10:32 10:34ish.
@Princess Luna*smirk*@hoverhoof Time to get a sundial or moon dial, preferences and such.
@hoverhoof Sorry...my bad...*looks down at hooves*@Victory *looks back up* what is it?
It says.... drink more ovalteen.... O.O
@luna(its past midnight where i live)
@hoverhoof That's unfortunate@Victory What does that mean? I've heard it somewhere...
...also a useless sword and qBoring old book. O.0
@Victory What book!?
Did you even read the book?
@ombutescentdin You can have the sword, I claim that book for the royal archives exhibition division.
X( thisbook is written in runes! Hows anypony supposed to read a picture book?
@omWhats with you and dibs?
@Princess LunaEhh, what would I need a sword for?
@Victory I could read it.
@vickyMaybe its old equestrian...
@hoverhoofWhats with you without dibs?
@ombutescentdin ...you're either getting nothing but a note with "drink more ovalteen" on it or the sword because the book is mine.
@omDid you forget?
O.0 umm guys? ... isnt this stuff my dads?
I dont even like dibs!
@Victory *ahem* pardon me I just get excited over ancient tomes...
@luna... Vicky is right
@hoverO,0 if it is, maybe you can read it luna!
@Victory Yay! Let me have it!
Naw, I don't get squat. Poor dibs.
O,0 all yours! Whats it say?...
Oh my...this could be inspiration for a sequel to Cupcakes or even *violent shaking and shivering* SAM...the torture methods described here are terrible, I even see ancient horn removal here, terrible. This is hereby confiscated in the name of Equestrian Law. You won't be held accountable for the happening of this...monstrosity.
Alright everypony, i am now really,really tired. I will go to my quarters and sleep, and then you fill me up on what happens next.Goodbye om, vicky and lulu!Oops... I mean... Luna!Bye
@hoverhoof ...don't call me that...good night and sleep well.
@Princess LunaI liked the part about the kneecapping.NIGHT HOVERHAND!
-.- thats not what it says is it luna?Do you just want to keep it? Cuz you can. Im just soooooo curious!
O,0 good night hoverhoof!
God that was an awful tome, almost as bad as Kuchen's later works...so that's that, whoever wants the sword can keep it, unless I can have it.
I'm not joking that thing shouldn't exist. I'll show yo what I mean if you point to certain pages I'll tell you what is says.
@Princess LunaHmmm, anything in there about being sent to the moon? Or other spacial bodies?
*giggleYou said yo.How bout the one with the picture of the two alicorns and the sword!
@ombutescentdin Surprisingly no, I created those two spells, for sending one to the moon and the sun, but in any case what kept me stuck on the moon was the elements blast of light that seperated Tia and I from them forever.
@Victory That's...my parents...and the, the CHAOS SWORD?! WHAT IS THIS?!
Oh cliche situation aproching at high speeds prepare for impact!
*reading* Oh good, they just put it BACK in the altar there...
@lunaYou asked alot about me today...Whats it like on the moon?
@Victory It was.....*turns away, stinging eyes*
Chaos... sword? Whats that?
@luna...like being stranded in a place with nopony?
Like a forest? O.0
@Victory *chocked up* Y-yes.*clears up a bit*Since you asked about the Chaos Sword, it's something ancient beyond me that shouldn't have been forged in the first place. I heard it's materials are vile and disgusting, ranging from various animal parts to damned souls of innocent ponies.
@Princess LunaI will go look for it! Be back in like an hour!
@ombutescentdin What how? Do you know how to teleport well? Whatever you do don't pull it without magical protection!
Umm... l-luna? *kicks sword away**sword glows a brigjt golden light desolving page*O.0
@Princess LunaDON"T WORRY I"LL FIND IT!!! *runs off*
*brightUmm... did like half this book just... disappear?
That B*yay*ing sword shouldn't have existed in the first place!!! *scrambling on ground in an irritated tantrum*
O.0Its all... warm and pleasent in here... and this time its not me. That sword over there is making me feel... safe...
@Victory Well that's probably the Harmony sword, which I'd show you if half of the book didn't suddenly combust into light pillars.
*approaches father's sword... slowly at first, then more confident with each step*
...what are you doing...
that light could destroy the balcony...
*Book rapidly flips pages to the last showing a large Pegasus handing a box to a smaller one*
Oh my...what in the-!
*picks up sword in mouth, and slowly draws blade revealing a tarnished silver body and fine leather base*
...By the stars...
*releaseing breath* O,0That went better then expected!Whats all this about a harmony thing?
You, you're the Harmony Sword now. Ever played the Legend of Derpy? the Elements are the sages and you might as well be Derpy if you understand the means to this.
Holy crap, Princess Luna, you've replied to this post, like, 50 times. Sloooooow down. I don't want you to get hooval-tunnel syndrome.
*the swords power obviously dull along with the blade. Warm breases come and calm all in the room.*
@R10t Pol1ce Hello, have you been reading this? Victory Star is the Harmony Sword, who knew?
... naw. Im not cut out for any hero stuff. Why dont we give it to celestia? I bet she could fix it. Then mabey we can get it nack to my dad and... wait... I don't know where my dad is... o.o ...*sniff*
@Victory If Remnant was your sister...you have to be about 1000 years and a bit more, you're close to my age, you don't quite...have a choice. I'm sorry, the sword will be fixed but umm...how about you stay here for a while?
@Victory Do you need a hug? *smiles*