Sunday, January 29, 2012

In Which Phoe Posts Lots of Blackmail.

Good evening, everypony! How are you? I am well. Very very well. See, I overheard the boys talking about how much they wanted to be beautiful. Well, I'm nothing if not generous, so I pulled a few strings... and now they are. This is totally a thing now, spread the word. Yes, my pretty little fillies, dance just like that.


2) Source: Saphin




3) Source: kevinsano

And here's a little bit of Seth...



4) Source: kevinsano

 And some more Cereal, still the prettiest filly of them all.



5) Source: kevinsano

PK was probably the most insistent. He She's so cute.



6) Source: kevinsano

Rapidly becoming one of my favorite ships...




7) Source: kevinsano

And for the sake of fairness...



8) Source: Atlur

The one that started it all...




9) Source: John Joseco

Already featured but I like it too much to skip it.




10) Source: John Joseco

It keeps getting hotter better




11 Source: Atlur

<3




12) Source: Pixelkitties






Seth, I already told you that you were... what? No, Cereal, that doesn't mean I like Seth bett... oh PK, not you too! Come on, you guys have only been girls for three hours! I can't believe you! I swear to god, if you don't calm down, I'm not giving any of you your brushies...

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MikeTheWeatherPony said...

internet rule #63

it's a beautiful thing

Overkill said...

...

Phoe is best mod, I'm calling it.

pixelkitties said...

Best post ever? Best post ever!

Awesome Lemon said...

This is getting weird...

Ikusa GT said...

Here we go....AGAIN

OG Snivy said...

lmao, Cereal and PK.

CityFlyer502 said...

......well then...interesting post here. Definitely looks like several strings were pulled in this case.

Wisdom Thumbs said...

"I'm in lesbians with Trixie"

"Get in here and tell me how beautiful I am!"

I LAUGHED

SO HARD

I CRIED

TenchiFreak5 said...

And then Phoe was mooned. Again.

klstixbro said...

Oh man, I royally lol'd.

Lightning Delight said...

I love that tag. It always means fun things are happening.

CogWeaver said...

Phoe.

What.

Have.

You.

Done!?

You should have made them all Seaponies!

Wondercolt said...

While we're at it, I always thought Laurence Faust could use artwork.

Laurence Brown said...

I don't know what amuses me more, the glowing eyes of evil that Phoe (all hail her name and her gender swapping powers! Please spare me from them!)....

Or the fact that this blog post has the Not-Fanfiction tag, giving it that extra little dab of authenticity.

Either way, wonderful stuff. =)

Princess Cadence said...

Oh.... Well whatever floats your boat @.@

brilliantspecter said...

"I'm having fun and you can't stop me."

These are the best posts. 8D Or at least the most fun, since they also tend to be the least informative.

statoose said...

HAHAHAHOLY HECK, this made me laugh more then it should have XD.

Mr Rooter said...

Oh Hahaha That's Great!

Scribejay said...

Welp, better clear out that ramshackle palm tree leaf hut in the Galapagos for Phoe.

Mattatatta said...

Hearty laughter was had!

kwj said...

Ship all the blogponies!!!!!!

SilentRunning said...

Ze systems are crashing maing, sound ze alarms.

Kayriel said...

Hurr. Dem fillies lookin' perty, a-huh.

Squirrel said...

LOL! I don't think I've laughed that hard since Pinkie's piggy song last week!!!

Phoe! Whenever I look to the moon, I will remember you!

inHonorOfPinkiePious said...

The raid is wondering why I'm laughing and the're dying....

Bombedrumbum said...

Let the chaos BEGIN!!

Everybrony, Quick! Jump to conclusions!!!

Guarddogjr said...

The more I look at the last one the funnier it gets

kwj said...

Fast Phoe run and hide before Seth and Cereal use the moon cannon with you!

Select Few said...

Oh, God. I think I like CerealxPK better than SethxCereal.

Bombedrumbum said...

You know, this is why i've always liked Phoe the best

CogWeaver said...

@Bombedrumbum

Conclusion #1:
PKxCEREAL IS NOW CANON!

Conclusion #2:
PHOE IS NOW HEAD GODDESS!

Tekaramity said...

"Wat."

Yes, Tek Pony. That would be my reaction too. O_o

Oh Phoe~ =3

ftfc said...

Phoe, you are the nicest pony ever!
This is too great!

Yorec said...

I'm so confused!!

Omar said...

uuuuhhh this is such a wierd post..... but it was funny to see you guys ponified into female mares

keneticpest said...

Gosh Phoe, you sure are generous!

Aerials said...

Diva Seth in with hoofgloss and fabulous manestyle. Eeeyup, best post ever.

D. Shadows said...

(Looks to glass of normal non alcoholic cider)

Eh, well... might as well keep drinking it.

(Downs the whole glass and pours another one)

Good times.

Pyrobug said...

This makes me feel a number of things, all of which are highly confusing.

Laurence Brown said...

Also:

Blog breaks 110 million hits, crazy stuff happens to the mods.

Coincidence? I'm thinking not.

(Grats on yet ANOTHER giant round number milestone, EqD!)

kwj said...

Sorry but my blogpony OTP has always been and always will be SethxCereal :D

Instakitten said...

I love the label "Not-fanfiction"

ombutescentdin said...

Today has been, strange... This made it ever more so.

Kadreal said...

Didn't you get in enough trouble for the post where you shipped cereal and seth like 4 months ago?

CogWeaver said...

QUICK!
Somepony go draw filly!Seth, Cereal and PK all tangled up in rope to please the Head Goddess Phoe!

Eversor Mundius said...

Ah, i was starting to miss the "Im Having Fun And You Cant Stop Me" tag :P

ABronyAccount said...

If she did it to the blog ponies, she could to it to anypony!

OH GREAT PHOE, SPARE ME YOUR REALITY WARPING STRING-PULLING! I offer your this 1-meter dia. ball of yarn as tribute!

Cobalt Masquerade said...

So many Ideas, so little time it seems. Also it would appear that you may have a bounty on your head soon Phoe, I'd watch your back if I were you.

Phoe said...

@kwj

My favorite is Sephoereal. <3

Bombedrumbum said...

I've been rooting for Phoe since before the huge takeover when the whole "Bondage" thing started.

Bondage- Phoe's strength or weakness?

Bombedrumbum said...

@Phoe Sephoereal is pretty etherreal to- yeah, i'll stop making cheap puns......

PK said...

Phoe K is best ship name, but cereal x pk is best ship

a_mac_a said...

Phoe, PLEASE do another hostile takeover. We need more of your hilariously random posts.

Complex Theory said...

The sad part about this is when Cereal and Seth come back, Phoe is going to disappear again for a very long time. Don't go Phoe, us rom hackers and rebel bronies need you.

Azure said...

WAT indeed. Haha.

Cyanide said...

EqD has far too few posts tagged "Im Having Fun And You Cant Stop Me". Phoe, you should go forth and commit more awesomeness.

Joystik said...

Oh my...well Phoe those are certainly some comprimising peices you have there o.0

Soda said...

I will produce as much more of this as possible

Guarddogjr said...

Great job Phoe! If you want to be really evil you could just put one brushie in the room.

Kyronea said...

For those who may not be aware, "In lesbians with Trixie" came from the Mic the Microphone Livestream where Mic got Seth to say that phrase for...some reason.

Anyway, this is silly, but also funny, so yah.

ShadowBrony said...

Relatively new to E.Q.,
have no bucking idea what is going on,
Can anypony help?

Iomma said...

Is this still a thing? Wait, R63 is always a thing...

I'm an artist with plenty of time on my hands! No, I go!

CogWeaver said...

@PK

Sorry, no straight shipping among the blog ponies, because that would be even more awkward than the alternative

Blackbelt said...

.....Rule 63 is either really evil or really funny. Or both.

But it is not something to be taken lightly, that I have learned just now.

kwj said...

@Phoe
HAHA that sounds interesting and
YOU MUST make more posts that include the I'm having fun and you can't stop me

FMP said...

Did... did E:D just turn into /oat/ for a second... I have no idea what's going on

kwj said...

@Sethisto
Everybrony run away Seth is back!!

Azure said...

Blogpony ship names go go go

Sethereal - Seth x Cereal
S-K - Seth x PK
Phoethisto - Phoe x Seth
Setharamity, alternately SethTek - Seth x Tek

Anonymoose said...

Phoe. Phoe Phoe Phoe. Words cannot express you're pure, unbridled awesomeness.

Best post. POST MOAR YOU SILLY RANDOM GOOSE

DSNesmith said...

This is why people think we're weird.

Guarddogjr said...

@ShadowBrony I'm not to sure about this but I think Phoe is beginning her takeover.

MagicLlama said...

In the first picture, who's the other stallion on the right? I don't recognize him.

Jason Kaus said...

this is hilarious, i want them to show up in the Cross and arrow sequel...if it ever gets written

ombutescentdin said...

@kwj
Why run? were just spectates. Whatever happens we will reap its benefits. And running is haaaard.

MPerce said...

Rule 63 strikes again!!!

Silver Wind said...

@#10 best picture ever.. pony yaoi ftw <3

Marvin Martian said...

The New EqD Republic.
Mission 56: Kingdom Assault!
Desc: Rogue Leader Phoe has once again fucked with our leaders, Sethisto, Cereal Velocity and PK. Your mission is to storm the EqD Fortress, take down all soldiers and put the Rogue Leader Phoe in front of justice!

HMorris73 said...

Magical Fillies making dreams come true! *winks*

Soda said...

@Sethisto Why not seth? don't be shy! you're such a pretty filly and you deserve to show it off! <3

Stray / cryptated said...

LOL. I've been up late working on something, but being here to see this makes it worth it.

No, forget satisfaction in my own work. /This post/ makes being awake worth it.

Aquaman52 said...

Literally crying with laughter. I love this post more than is at all reasonable.

Bravo, Phoe. Fucking bravo.

Dͪ͊ͦḮ̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔Ò͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

@Sethisto

This is all because you said "I'm in lesbians with Trixie"

you pretty much doomed yourself after you saying that....

SgtGarand said...

lmao, such a brilliant post and a funny way to end the night for me xD

Princess Cadence said...

@Sethisto

Im surprised it wasn't done sooner :-P

Frankbrone said...

this is fucking wrong as hell

TechnoTrot said...

This is seriously the best thing to happen to EqD mods for our amusement.

Frankbrone said...

What are you people thinking I guess the show has gotten so trivial that all of the bronies here are losing there minds

Cyanide said...

@kwj

Shit. Mods are awake, post ponies.

Frankbrone said...

I saw super cider whatever and to tell the truth it was inconsequential just a bunch of bull crap nothing entertaining and a fucking retarded song that makes my insides turn by two twin tardos im just sick of the crap that they keep calling an episode these days, what happened to the imagination and the emotional rides made by these characters its sad to see such potential go to waste.

Stars said...

@Phoe

Oh dear this great, my favorites are 3, 4, and 5 though. For ship... oh Seth x Cereal.

We need more posts like this though.

CityFlyer502 said...

OK, I'll admit I got a good laugh out of this. But my initial reaction pretty much sums up what I thought when I opened this up.

Frankbrone said...

my little pony: friendship is magic is returning to its generation one bullcrap and all will turn to dust

Scout said...

Ahhhh... the benefits of not falling asleep.
Amazing late night posts.

Blaze72 said...

*spits cider all over laptop* ...Oh my... o_o This is getting weird...

Well, weird, but still hilarious :) Randomness like this is why Phoe is my favorite. I, for one, welcome Phoe as our resident evil overlord. Or is it overlady? ...overpony? Meh.

The Numberman said...

Aha, that's brilliant.

Dennis The Menace said...

I snorted water up my nose as I read the last one.

CityFlyer502 said...

@Blaze72 So am I the only one not drinking cider right now?

template93 said...

hahahaha! this is funny

rob said...

lets not forget about the fic in which seth is shipped with phoe!

Jykinturah said...

Oh god this is hilarious.

Guarddogjr said...

@Blaze72 I second that', all hail phoe as our new overpony.

Soda said...

@CityFlyer502 don't worry, I'm not either. never been much for cider

Marksmen16 said...

Don't worry everypony I shall go and get help!

HMorris73 said...

@DSNesmith
We *are* weird, deal with it.
@Frankbrone
Your opinion. No more, no less.

Stray / cryptated said...

@CityFlyer502
Nope. I'm not either.
Although I probably would if I could, but that's true everyday, not just on cider related pony fandom days.

Calpain said...

Haha, brilliant, Phoe! Thanks for letting me in on the fun. <3 Phoe

Blaze72 said...

@ShadowBrony Welcome to EqD! :D To be honest, I have no idea what's going on either. Some things are better left unexplained.

CityFlyer502 said...

OK, then. Just seems like cider sales may have gone up thanks to the new episode.

eaglehooves said...

Phoe stages R63 takeover of blog?
Imokwiththis.jpg

Flygon16 said...

Oh Phoe~

You so random...

CityFlyer502 said...

@ShadowBrony Hey there. Welcome. I suggest you just hang on and enjoy the ride. Nothing around here really has a rhyme or reason. But that's just me.

Eddmario said...

Alright, who let Phoe out of the cupboard?
*gets shotguns, pitchforks, duck tape, and torches*

kwj said...

@Frankbrone
It's all about opinions , and if you don't like the show you can stop watching it any moment now

Neros said...

I have the weirdest boner...

In all seriousness, this just made my day, and is probably the best blog post so far this year. I think most of us have now accepted THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PHOE as eqd's new boss.

On a related note...
PK MAKE ME A SANDWICH NAOOO

MagicLlama said...

@Calpain

So I assume that mysterious stalion in the title image is you?

Marksmen16 said...

Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!

Blaze72 said...

@CityFlyer502 I guess not. But you should get some! I will never forget the cider I just drank. It was a moment in time that will never happen again :)

Calpain said...

@MagicLlama
Yep! I submitted my OC to Seth for the staff page a few days ago. Take this as a sneak peek I guess!

-K Project- said...

I must assume apple cider got something to do here

80PercentBrony said...

Here we go again!

Phoe just wants to have fun.

So she goes a long time without any, and then has too much fun.

Then she has to be sent somewhere for a while.

Repeat until death. =D

Frankbrone said...

@kwj Im waiting for it to get better

DeRockProject said...

PHOE!!! AUGH, HOW COULD YOU?!?! HOW DARE YOU?!?! THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE ALL GAY CROSSDRESSING PONYFUCKING FUCKTARDS ARUGHERIGOAJFDFJIOSDKVNCVLOLOLOLOLXXX

CharginChuck said...

PsychoPhoe is back!

Thank Celestia! Things were starting to get boring around here.

Phoe said...

@PK

Hey, while you're doing that could you grab something for me?

Sethisto said...

I'm comfortable enough with my inner filly to accept this

DeRockProject said...

@Sethisto
Sethisto, do you wish to be a little girl?

CogWeaver said...

PK, just grab something for all of us while you're up.

Shifty Skies said...

Ok...R63....Let's do this!!!"

-K Project- said...

@DeRockProject

and that's how 4chan was made

Laurence Brown said...

@DeRockProject

Strange, I would think that your anti-brony blog that your blogger profile links to would do more of that kind of thing.

So here's your cookie, you silly parasprite. Have a nice day.

HMorris73 said...

@PK
Nooo... Show a little Grrl Power!

CityFlyer502 said...

@Blaze72 If it's anything like the cider I bought when I went to pick apples, I believe you. Guess I'll have to track some cider down in the morning.

Soda said...

@DeRockProject hey! don't insult seth like that! she's a grown mare not some silly foal!

DeRockProject said...

@Laurence Brown

Haha, thanks, bro! It's all in good fun! I think.

GabuEx said...

(Insert Spiderman "weirdest boner" image here.)

Daisymare said...

This was just too cute. I love Pixelkitties picture most.

HMorris73 said...

@Frankbrone
What was the last episode you liked?

Electro Madness said...

Best blog post in EqD history!

Senior Waffles said...

I uh, don't know what's going on but, kind of weird when you think about it that one of the few things that discerns between female and male ponies is the presence of eye lashes.

kwj said...

@Frankbrone
Well let's hope you find something that you like int he next episodes :)

Electro Madness said...

Aww, Phoe and Seth posted at the same time~

Protagonist said...

I like how this post is getting more comments and responses than ones with actual content on them. Oh, bronies.

Soda said...

@Senior Waffles don't forget that honker!

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Twilight Sparkle said...

Those labels.
Fun times are about to be upon us.
All hail goddess Phoe.
Phoe is best moderator.
Quick!Somepony go write a PhoexLyra bondage fic!

CogWeaver said...

Ooooh, writing out that you punched someone, real smooth.
Try harder fail troll

Soda said...

@DeRockProject *gasp!* that's not what the post says!

DeRockProject said...

@Senior Waffles
Canon: Ponies don't have genitals.

They have eyelash sex instead.
That or head sex. Because they have different shaped heads. I'm sure it's important somehow.

Frankbrone said...

uh zero something was awesome is epic

carback99 said...

Shit just got wierd ...but awsome at the same time

Frankbrone said...

we need more crazy ponies!!

Marksmen16 said...

Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!Yumo gui gui fi de saow!

GabuEx said...

@Twilight Sparkle

PhoexLyra?

If Phoe is going to be involved in any kind of bondage, it would totally be Cereal and Seth at the same time.

DeRockProject said...

@Twilight Sparkle
You know what this post isn't?

It isn't fanfiction.

Frankbrone said...

@ProtagonistPROOO TAGG OOOO NIISSSTT LOLOLOL

DeRockProject said...

@Twilight Sparkle

You mean FluttershyxLyra. Didn't you know? Phoe is Fluttershy!!!

See?! Fluttershy would R63 all the mods and force them to fuck each other!!! OH GOD MY HEADCANON IS DAH SHIT!!!!!

Blaze72 said...

On a random sidenote, cider doesn't have to be alcoholic. "Soft" cider is delicious! :D I don't drink alcohol personally.

DeRockProject said...
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Ikusa GT said...

@Marksmen16 +1 for Jackie Chan Adventures Reference

Bombedrumbum said...

This is by far the greatest post I have ever witnessed. The responses and comments, as well

Laurence Brown said...

@Senior Waffles

When you think about it, the difference between male and female ponies, body wise, is about the same as it is for us silly humans. Females have curves in a couple of places where the males are flat. I'd say at least 90% of the difference between the two genders is mental and biological stuff pertaining to reproduction, and not visible physical differences.
All that said, you do of course have a good point, but as it has been pointed out by others, not being able to show explicit stuff because it's a kid shows means they do have to find other ways to display the differences. And when the easiest way to do that, clothing, is treated as something generally reserved for special occasions... eyelashes it is! =)

Protagonist said...

@DeRockProject If this is true... Would that mean that technically colts would be female, seeing as they lack eye lashes?

Bombedrumbum said...

@Ikusa GT

Ome more thing!

DeRockProject said...

@Ikusa GT
Herlp! I dun't understrand!!!

I don't know why I decided to botch my own english. Just go with it.

Bombedrumbum said...

*i spelled the word One wrong- One more thing!!

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