Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Comic: Who Invented These? / Pony Age Chart

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I'll be honest, I probably wouldn't enjoy being anything other than a unicorn for very long.  Wings are neat, but hooves just aren't logical, and ponyville isn't exactly the friendliest place for a lack of intricate dexterity.

And an age chart below.  I guess it's not technically a comic, but it has humor, and words, so hit it up anyway! 

30 comments:

Bombedrumbum said...

Unicorns are trolls, but that bottom comic gave me.lol's

ftfc said...

Please no one Blow the age chart out of proportion.

Aeolus said...

There is so many things I do NOT want to use my mouth to do. I will take my magic thank you.

Dͪ͊ͦḮ̘ͯS̔̐̓C̹̔Ò͓͙̫R̀͠͞D͙̫ said...

ever since the universe started there has been chaos

The Numberman said...

Humor + Words = Comic?
Interesting... Very interesting.

Xiagu said...

This is probably taking the bottom one too seriously, but I understood Pip's statement to mean that they didn't celebrate Nightmare Night in Trottingham, not that he was born less than a year ago. (In fact I think he says something along these lines in the episode.)

Detoxicity said...

Trollestia strikes again. Did we really expect any other Princess to be behind this madness?

Rainbow Smashly said...

Trixie is eternal. So true. Lold at both. Nooooo I dont have a frickin horn! >:0

Octavia said...

#1 Haha. Makes sense. This is the unicorns way of forever torturing the Pegasus's and Earth ponies. :P Silly Trollestia down there.

#2 I saw this one on the cmic the other day. Can;t say I agree with all of like. Like Granny Smith being 300 years old. Or Pip being less than a year old. :P But it's still a fun age chart thing.

CityFlyer502 said...

#1 There's no escaping trolls, even in the happy-go-lucky world of Equestria.

#2 I'm trying to make sense of this chart, but I'm gonna stop before I give myself a stroke.

Joe said...

@Xiagu

One year old...Doesn't celebrate in Trottingham...both are assumptions.

autobotgodzilla said...

But the Doctor is 1103 yrs. old last time I checked. I'm such a nerd.

herpyderpy said...

Unicorns are OP I tell you, gotta nerf them, or at least buff earth ponies!

Kyronea said...

1. It's true, there are a lot of things that would be made more difficult with mouths instead of hands. Even those aside though, there are other implications made thanks to the use of mouths.

For example, the ponies must have incredibly strong immune systems, because Earth Pony and Pegasus saliva would get everywhere on everything, especially stuff like bandages(no way to avoid it) so as a result, they must rarely experience disease. Unicorns might be more susceptible to disease due to their ability to levitate objects, but that's debatable because we've seen plenty of unicorns use their mouths as much as their magic. However, while they may have strong immune systems...when ponies have an epidemic, THEY HAVE AN EPIDEMIC. The Black Death in Europe in the 13th century? Yeah, that's NOTHING compared to the loss of life that would happen if the ponies ever had a major plague.

2. This age chart amuses me, though I question the Granny Smith being 300 years old part, mainly because there's no real reason to assume that Twilight's line in Winter Wrap Up was directly aimed at Ponyville itself being hundreds of years old. Granted, the way it's said it's hard to interpret otherwise, but unless Equestrian ponies live for far longer than humans...I can't see why we shouldn't take Granny Smith's story over Twilight.

statoose said...

Buck that, flying is worth it.

Tirion said...

They got Celestia's and Luna's ages wrong. They aren't 1000 years old. They are much older than that. 1000 years ago was when Celestia sent Luna to the moon.

Applejack85 said...

aww poor Derpy in the first one, both were good tho xD

nemryn said...

@Tirion
The chart has them both at 'more than 1000', which is all we know for sure.

Senior Waffles said...

#1 Ooooh Trollestia and Derpy.
#2 Pure genius.

Greenf0x said...

I think Discord would of been funnier if it was 1337 divided by 0

Ten said...

#1 I have to admit having to hold everything in my mouth all the time would be a bit annoying, but still I would want to be a Pegasus. (or ofc get the two for one deal and be an alicorn if it was allowed :P)
#2 Hahah brilliant age chart, made me chuckle.

Peteman said...

Wings would be totally worth it.

Though if possible, I'd choose to be a gryphon. Flight. Manual dexterity. Can digest meat. It's a complete package!

Evya said...

I'll admit, I cracked up with trixie in 2

KTS said...

1. Peanut Butter jar it's been a while since we last met.

2.uhhh Granny Smith is 300 years old???

Louis said...

Humans invented them Derpy, Lyra is uncovering the conspiracy theory as we speak!

Princess Luna said...

@Discord I don't want to basically own the entire fate of the universe in my hooves, that's Celly's job now! If you ever do that I wouldn't forgive it, I wouldn't have time to!

Gayettix said...

LOL! Discord Age is 1337i. PRICEless!

pinkiepie007 said...

laughed the shit out of me NICE :)

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