Thursday, January 5, 2012

Comic: Twilight's Revenge / Kitchen Nightmare

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Poor Twilight, don't let the trolls of the Ponynet keep you down! Click above for some good old Twilight shenanigans.

Crying Twi is the worst possible thing -Seth 

You've got that right, Seth -Calpain

While down below we have some Cake for you to chew over.

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62 comments:

Dantes_Grill said...

just realized the posts often comes up att something:00 hours =P

cpbrony said...

Unrelated Comment: I was just at a high school to college course planning meeting. I am the kind of guy in all honors and AP classes, and when the presenter got to schedules filled with those, they called those kinds of people "Eggheads, for lack of a better word." I felt so much like Twilight right then

Travis Smith said...

#1 Trollestia, just got Rick Rolled, Twilight style

#2 Lol

Tanner G said...

That Twilight Sparkle comic is so great. My favorite part was her first typed reaction to the ridiculous criticism, it was so innocent and harmless. D'awwww.

Shatara said...

Punch-over-the-internet spell = win.

FilAm4494 said...

Good job Twi, show that troll who's boss.

Celestia said...

#1 I'd rather explode myself than be that mean, unless it was Blueblood.

#2 Oh Pinkie, cleanup duty is less fun than baking.

Dantes_Grill said...

If your'e messing with Twilight there's a 99% chance you'll lose!

ilovebagelz said...

1#- Was awesome. xD Twilight is so innocent.

2#-ha...

the invincible said...

2. Okay fine. I'm not cool, and I completely missed the joke here. Can someone be so kind as to explain this one.
1. More self-explanatory. We've all been there. It's funny when it isn't you.

Niko said...

That first one was funny as hell!

Harwick said...

I'm pretty sure that "Sparkly-Books" is now Twilight's screen name in all future head-canon for me.

CityFlyer502 said...

#1 Didn't you just want to give Twilight a hug? This is why I wouldn't dare troll. I just don't work like that, and you never know when you're gonna get a magical sucker punch. Nice work, Twilight!

#2 Looks like Pinkie was a little too eager. At least the cupcakes turned out well. Same can't be said for the kitchen though

yetti said...

#1 - I wan't that spell in real life, seriously.

mycutiemarkisagun said...

#1 is filled with so much WIN it can barely contain itself in our reality. Bully suplex!

@yetti

I'd use it on racists! :D

Bear said...

Twilight's letter was freaking hilarious, as was Celestia's reaction to the letter appearing.

Bear said...

I wonder if that was how Pinkie learned the Cupcake song?

mycutiemarkisagun said...

....and who the hell is Calpain? Get this Cousin Oliver dude outta here lol

CityFlyer502 said...

@cpbrony Funny you bring this up. I've never even heard of the word "egghead" until I started watching MLP. But I was definitely there back in high school. While I'm at it, best of luck in your courses.

Oryutzen said...

A tip for #1, if you search for the accounts on deviantart they actually exist, complete with the artwork in question and a little chat between the two.

Nightmare Moon said...

Yeah...trolling Twilght is a horrible idea, but then again, trolling in general is a horrible idea. The comic however is great.

richfiles said...

Wow! Saw both of these about an two or so hours earlier. I LOLed seeing them again! Twi, I am SO PROUD of you for creating a troll track and explode spell! Haha! Trollestia thought she was gonna explode, and then explode again! I mean, can you do that? Explode TWICE!!! Apparently not. You just get a lulzy friendship report that causes you to laugh till you aggravate a hernia. LOLOLOL--OW!!! ohh...

Jimperator said...

1) Trollestia was a little to mean in this one I think. But the ending was funny enough.

2) Kitchen Nightmare? Somebody call Gordon Ramsey.

CityFlyer502 said...

@Jimperator Sure, call Gordon Ramsey. But I just thought of something. Who would be the first one to break down? Pinkie or Gordon? I vote the latter.

Beergogglezz said...

1) As legend goes, An argument on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarted.

2) TL;DR

toxicmario said...

@Jimperator You're not the only one who's been saying that about mine. It's rather funny.. XD

Bombedrumbum said...

Idunno guys, a bunch of fans would be rushed to the hospital if it were Fluttershy crying like that. Just sayin'~

CityFlyer502 said...

@Bombedrumbum No, they'd go directly to the morgue.

Joey Wonton said...

Who's this calpain person? Hold me seth, I'm scared. Change! My only weakness!

cpbrony said...

@CityFlyer502 thanks! And yeah same with me with not hearing about "egghead" til MLP.

Jimperator said...

@toxicmario

Clearly this calls for a sequel.

Pony Ramsey: "My god this kitchen is an absolute disaster you two taking the piss, you know that?"

Mr Cake: ... "Uh."

Mrs Cake: "Well you see-"

Ramsey: "And you, what are you, an idiot?"

Pinkie: "Nope I'm Pinkie Pie!" wide grin

CrimsonFire said...

The first one is awesome, especially with such dedicated setup. All my love!

As for the second one, I can only imagine the status of the kitchen. Does "catastrophe zone" fit in?

Shantara said...

Twilight learned a legendary "Punch in the face over TCP/IP" spell. Do no mess with Twilight.

Masquerade said...

@Joey Wonton
He's the comic-guy, of course! Get used to him, because he'll be here-
ForEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Loves and Huggles
-J. Masquerade

herpyderpy said...

ROFL! First one was one of the funniest comics I've seen. Good work Twilight.

Toxic-Mario said...

@Jimperator Sorry man. No sequel to that...I rarely do sequel comics.

Octavia said...

#1 Twilight, don't cry. I love it! Really. Just please don't cry, it breaks my heart to see you so sad. :( On another note, lol Trollestia. Should have known. The letter at the end is priceless. :P

#2 Well, what did you expect, Mrs Cake? Leaving a little rambunctious filly alone in the kitchen. :P

Brony_TreborLnP said...

#1 Trollestia strikes again! Now she'll have to deal with Psycho Twi! What fun!

DPV111 said...

Best. Friendship Report. Ever.

Lumos said...

1. Poor, poor Twilight. But I guess that meeting with Celestia will be... Interesting, to say the least.

2. Awww....Pinkie's so cute and innocent! :D

marty said...

1. The deviantArt account Twilight made exists 0.0

Architraz Warden said...

1) That's a truly epic setup and execution for a comic...

Someone said that the first paragraph of Twilight's report should be posted on the top of every webpage on the internet as a reminder... I concur.

2) I've baked like that before!

Senior Waffles said...

#1 Noooo! Twilight don't be sad, don't be sad! It's too sad! But at the same time, lol points for pwning Trollestia and the irony :P
#2 I uh...don't get it.

KTS said...

1. Twilight has issues to sort out before she gets back on the internet.

2. CUPCAKES.

Tundra said...

#1, Yes, Yes, YES! MUAHAHAHAHA! THE ABSOLUTE POWER THAT IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
...
I gotta stop doing that.

#2, Filly Pinkie Pie is amusing and cute.

jodyjm13 said...

@the invincible, @Senior Waffles
The joke in #2 is that Pinkie Pie made a mess of the kitchen. You can see a little of the mess in the last couple of panels.

Am I the only person on EqD who's really tired of Trollestia?

Ten said...

#1 D'awww bless you Twi, though you opened a big can of magical ownage on Trollestia ;)
#2 Loving Pinkie's filly fro

MlpFox said...

i liked them both but it took me a sec to get the Pinkie Pie one lol

Kyronea said...

1. Twilight's letter at the end was what truly sold it. Frolick in the collective filth of their own spite and rage indeed.

2. It took me a while to get why this was funny. Then I finally noticed the mess around the kitchen. Honestly, I think that, considering it was Pinkie Pie's first attempt, she did fairly well.

ShakeNDake said...

#1 NO! Twilight, don't cry! It is my one true weakness, crying! Am I the only one that no matter where or who is shedding tears, starts to tear up just on the sight of it alone? This one nearly made me fully cry.
#2 I now so want to make a Gordon Ramsey pony, but I'm not brilliant artist...I will try...

Party Pony said...

No one treats Twi like that. NO ONE!!! This calls for extreme measures. Twilight Sparkle Style!

Jake said...

This is why I love Twi so much. She's adorkable and deadly all at the same time, though she's too much of a sweetheart to kill you right away. You've got to press all the right buttons first.

Eddmario said...

See, this is why I quit from Celestia's royal guard. She's a stuck up bitch who only likes to ruin the lives of other ponies. Now, Luna on the other hoof is one of the best ponies I've ever worked for. Maybe Twilight should think about changing mentors.

James Corck said...

1 - Crying Twilight kills me. It just kills me. She's too cute for her to cry. Damnit! I wanna give her a cup of chocolate and a hug. Even though she has the whole "Take that troll" thing quite mastered. I wish I could blast the trolls into concussion like that.

Simplydone said...

#1 - Alright constructive criticism time. Twilight that picture does not look good at all. But seeing as your special talent isn't being an artist I can understand. Me I know I cannot draw anything and if I were to draw something it would look just as bad as your first picture does. But take heart Twilight for with practice and tutoring you could make a good pictures. Also don't let Trollestia get you down cause I have seen her artwork she couldn't draw anything but squiggles to save her life.

Here is a root beer float and a hug. Hope it makes you feel better. BTW any chance I could borrow that spell for the other trolls on the Internet? On second thought, never mind that kind of power should be reserved to the pure of heart.

Simplydone said...

#1 - Alright constructive criticism time. Twilight that picture does not look good at all. But seeing as your special talent isn't being an artist I can understand. Me I know I cannot draw anything and if I were to draw something it would look just as bad as your first picture does. But take heart Twilight for with practice and tutoring you could make a good pictures. Also don't let Trollestia get you down cause I have seen her artwork she couldn't draw anything but squiggles to save her life.

Here is a root beer float and a hug. Hope it makes you feel better. BTW any chance I could borrow that spell for the other trolls on the Internet? On second thought, never mind that kind of power should be reserved to the pure of heart.

HornplayerKC said...

Haha first comic is fantastic. For those those who haven't yet noticed, Sparkly-Books' page has a few more comments between Twi and Celestia after she sent the letter.

Some1Else said...

Twilight's Revenge is the funniest pony comic I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh, Parallax.

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