Sunday, December 11, 2011

Music: Pony Metal Medley

This music will put HAIR ON YOUR CHEST.

And if you listen to it twice, you will become a GORILLA.




106 comments:

Bombedrumbum said...

I dont see what the big deal is- OH GAWD!!!! :D the beauty!!!

WizardShy said...

Gotta love this.

I'm beginning to see things before they come on EqD. What is this madness?

jacobrowe37 said...

no... not the cupcakes

Bombedrumbum said...

Why hasnt this been done soner? :D





I am in awe.....

mrsteroids said...

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Loyaltycard said...

My patience; rewarded.

Raefire said...

I hear no blastbeats or machine gun double bass.

THIS IS NOT THE METAL I LISTEN TO!

That aisde, it's pretty good.

Jelfes said...

*pomf* No, that was not the sound of a wing boner, that's the sound of massive amounts of chest hair exploding off of chests.

Knux said...

Listen to it three times and you'll gain spell # 25

Jelfes said...

Oh my, that turned up so many more levels of epic when the Skyrim part played.

MLPSeason2 said...

Um, how do I turn back, you know, from being a gorilla, nevermind, I'll go shave!

CityFlyer502 said...

Whoa. The awesomeness. Everything just seamlessly flowing into the next melody. I enjoyed it.

Loyaltycard said...

Skyrim Theme sounds like Equilibrium...

CoffeBlack said...

@ShakeNDake
Best recovery of a fail "first" ever.

The Numberman said...

"And if you listen to it twice, you will become a GORILLA."

Someone tell me I'm not the only one who read this in the power thirst voice?

This is freaking awesome.

Sorata Dadouji said...

holy mother of...... THIS IS FULL OF PURE WIN!!!!!!!! D= OMG OMG OMG I LOVE IT!! XD This is going directly to my iPhone RAIT NAO :D

G Whoves said...

I was there when they reviewed this. Mic lost his shit.

kelzae said...

wow. I must comment on this because it is so awesome.. but i can't find words that can describe how awesome it is

Bombedrumbum said...

@CoffeBlack agreed.





2:59 *POOMF* CHEST HAIR, ACTIVATE!!!

Pyrobug said...

Freakin metal Elder Scrolls in my freakin metal ponies. METAL!

Col. Hoofstrong said...

Suddenly, Skyrim and Dovahshy.

ShakeNDake said...

@CoffeBlack
Thanks? I don't know why I even try. The video was great by the way, (that probably be more important than getting first), also have been playing Skyrim like a boss and loved the theme thrown in the middle.

Alan Solivan said...

Bu...but I'm ALREADY a gorilla.

AW SCREW IT

Octavia said...

This made me a man. And I was a woman before listening to it... lawl

But seriously, it was nice.

JoeyH said...

I was halfway through listening to it a second time when I got a text message. The intruding noise ruined the magic of this song, which resulted in me being turned into a manticore instead of a gorilla. Now what do I do?

CJrox said...

That was badass, now we just need pony songs with quality death metal style instrumentals and my life will be complete.

Quiche Lorraine said...

Words fail to describe the awesomeness. Seriously, I've been trying to write this comment for a good fifteen minutes now and couldn't think of anything that expressed it properly.

HiccupFlux said...

I just grew hooves and a coat of fur!

Soapy5 said...

I was about face palm with that terri-bad intro, but then nighmare moon came, and then my face melted with all that metal.

G Whoves said...

@Soapy5
Face melting metal is best metal

klstixbro said...

Great, NOW what I am supposed to do with this erection?

I actually hate metal, but this, THIS is pretty exceptional, and it takes A LOT to shake me from my prejudices. You sir have won an Internet.

Mr.Brony said...

Pure epicness was formed into a medley.

Kaijyuu said...

Err, maybe it's because I'm not really interested in metal, but this didn't really blow me away or anything at all. In terms of mixing all the various songs together, I was far more impressed with that 20 minute orchestral thing from a while back.

/shrug

If metal fans are saying this is exceptional, I'll take their word for it.

Wisdom Thumbs said...

One look at Skyrim Fluttershy holding that sword, and all I can think of is SWORDPONY.

Goddamn all those tracks were awesome. I only wish I'd waxed some body hair before watching this.

Mattatatta said...

This is brilliant! And the sudden DovahShy is a lovely bonus

Azure said...

That was pretty good.

...I find that understatement is great thing to use when you just don't have the words to describe how awesome and incredimazing something is.

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Makkon said...

At first I was like "man, how is it that troll songs are making it" and then I was like "AAAAASHFJADGADG HAIR FOLLICLES STABBING THROUGH MY SKIN THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER"

This was awesome. Subbed.

Viridian said...

Pros: AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOME

Cons: You lied about the hair, Seth. Blast you for getting my hopes up! *whips out party cannon and fires point-blank*


...What? I SAID I was gonna blast him. :/

Aesahaettr said...

My body couldn't handle the transformation into gorrilaness so I exploded. TWICE.

SO BUCKING AWESOME. I ACCIDENTALLY MY FACE. I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing happens!!

Octavia9th said...

YES. Simply brilliant.

Huundee said...

i am now a gorilla :3

Loyaltycard said...

It is kinda interesting how everything that gets metalised is always POWAH+ENERGY. That's not a criticism either, since most things covered rely heavily on melody over timing br00talness. I no longer know what point I am trying to make is.

Rokas said...

Metal is the music of the gods. \m/ It only makes sense that adding pony to the mix would create pure awesome.

Fathead said...

damn it!! i just shaved too.....good medley BTW

LowRyder said...

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE ROCK/METAL PONY MUSIC ARTISTS!!! NOT EVEN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE CAN EXPRESS THIS MESSAGE ENOUGH!!!

Eddmario said...

*looks in the mirror after watching that video*
Wow, I look like I belong in ZZ Top.

Stormy Seas said...

Now I just need some artist to post a drawfriend with the Mane 6 as gods of metal. Then the awesomeness will reach critical levels.

Lazuli said...

This is awesome! Metal covers were somewhat a hit or miss, but this is definitely a hit!

bestpony? AJ ;) said...

Not going to lie. Thought this was going to be lame... But then I took an arrow of awesomeness to the knee.

ThatGuyWhoDidThatThing said...

I don't see why this could be so HOLY GOD FUS RO DAH I JUST CAN'T SENTENCE ANYMORE. MY EARS NOW HAVE HAIR. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.

Raven said...

I used to be a Man. After listening to this song, I am now a Wookie.

Arkalidor said...

I used to listen to metallified MlP like you, then I took a Skyrim in the ear.

FalconMitosis said...

Skyrim, man. That made me lol.
Oh, I lol'd.
HARD

Arlequis said...

At first I was like:
"meh..."

But then I was like:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ F*CK YEAH

Xeddrief said...

Hmmm, its good but I don't see what the- FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

gl1tchkids said...

Wǝ hǝard a good bit 'o Dǝvin Townsǝnd in that pǝt song. Wǝ approvǝ.

JessicaPopcorn said...

OH MAH GAWD THAT IS AMAZING :DDDD

fuck being a gorilla! who ever made this is god!

Sgt Byrd said...

Disregard taste, acquire chest hair :D

Disregard taste again, acquire GREAT AEP ARGHHHHH

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Sgt Byrd said...

Oh yeah, meant to add:

Brofist (immediately after image link)

DeathMetalPony said...

The Death Metal Pony approves

Jimmytrius said...

Awesome, but should have lasted longer and feature more songs T___T

SecondJack said...

I wonder if this is made on a computer, or by instrument... (its awesome)

noodlegirl88 said...

Thanks you for performing this awesomely epic compilation! Post more like this please~~~ <3

Arlax said...

That was really awesome!

Renegade Of Funk said...

I listen to metal so mixing both ponies and metal my life is semi-complete

celestial phoenix said...

After Nightmare's "You're kidding right"- you should of have Big Mac's "N-Nope"

But still- I think metal is 20% cooler now

Mason said...

Best.
Medley.
Ever.

Nirre said...

Wow, I got some really good feedback on this one! Thank you so much, everypony. This all means so much to me. And don't worry, more stuff is on the way!

-Bronyfied

Cyril said...

Thank god I listen to metal already otherwise I'd be king kong by this point.

Also, its nice to see some metal around here with good production values. (Vafrous Coyote, Pinkie Guy and myself not withstanding.)

<3 <3 <3

Ten said...

Kicking off metal monday in style! A beauty of a medley. Gimme more!

Shine said...

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT MY SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Gentlecolt said...

Ahhhh!! So much win it hurts!

Tosxychor said...

I have the wingest boner right now. Not to count the excess of chest hair.

RawrrDashie said...

That, my dearest fillies, was a way too short song.

wispy Spirit said...

I was in Mics stream when they were Pre-listening to this.
MIC ORGASMED
I ORGASMED
EVERYONE IN THE STREAM ORGASMED
ITS THAT FUCKING AWESOME!

Dantes_Grill said...

i have to play some more guitar, yes in deed very well =D

Lafter said...

I CAME! I CAME! >=O I CAME!

... ... *Looks at new chest hair* ... ... ... ... *listens again*

ElectricZoNe said...

Not a huge metal fan but I do love metal pony songs lol. Also I think my sister will really dig this, loves the metal.

shadowfalcon76 said...

@The Numberman
You're not the only one. Listening to this song will leave you with 400 babies, all as fast as Kenyans.

Blaze said...

Who is this lesser god?

Raven said...
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Rainbow Dash said...

THERE MUST BE A SECOND MEDLEY.

razvan252 said...

damn, this is pretty good!

Laura said...

*weeps manly tears of METAL JOY*

mcpaterson said...

Now this is how you do it!

Gummy said...

I could have sworn I didn't have this beard or chest hair before this video....

kharnes said...

/)O3O(\ thats the best way i can express my feelings abourt this. my only complain is,i dont like being a gorilla!

RinellaWasHere said...

Wow, that was a great song. Let's do that again and HOO HOO AH AH!! *beats chest*

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