I actually had a Slapchop remix on my old ipod a few years ago. That was some of the most hilarious marketing ever. I guess it is inevitable that it would be ponified!
As with the source material, it is filled with all sorts of innuendo, so those of weak wills may want to avoid reading the image above.
I don't have a source for it, so go dig one up!
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first!!!!!!!!11111
I just watched the original song yesterday. Loved it. And trixie makes everything better :3
Sounds rather painful.
Comment above is lie
...What is this?
clopclopclop XD
If you clop, you will be chopped.
-The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie
Only in Equestria...
Your gonna be slappin' your troubles away with the Clop Chop!
Wow, there's a load of double entendres there.
Every single line on that picture is immensely dirty
Bahahahaha XD.
@Travis Smith
Nope. Sounds pretty painful.
Great, Seth, you've given cloppers a solid lie to use whenever they clop.
"No, I'm just clopping some apples!"
The comment below this is false.
Absolutely hilarious. The comment above is true.
Best lines are Twilight's and Berry Punch's.
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1027903-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-%28Part-3!%29?p=14857637&viewfull=1#post14857637 ?
Hmm. Let the twisted interpretations begin. LOL XD
Who the hay is M. Sato?
If only you could see my face right now...
Also, @AFBlue and Masquerade: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! MY BRAAAIIINN!!!
ALL DAT INNUENDO
@Masquerade
I'm in no way part of that *shudders at thought*
It's just something I do to firsters, but lately others beat me on the second line
This offically made my day!I know this is a joke and all... but dang that is unfortunate advertising. Oh well. At least it works.
I read "Slap CLOP"...
Lolled hard
Clop as you never clopped before with the great and powerful Clop Clop!
@Travis Smith
We usually aren't supposed to respond to firsters :/
"Its super portable! I can now clop in every room in my house!"
So much innuendo! XD
Rainbow Dash: "I can clop in ten seconds flat!"
(I'm so sorry...)
Suck it Trebek!
@bombe
Noted
You're gonna love my apples ;D
"Since I bought the Clop Chop, every day I clop until my hoof hurts!"
By Celestia's beard, Granny Smith's quote. Lololololololol
This is too funny.
"I'm actually making a profit by selling all this sauce I can now make!"
Never seen this many bad puns in a single day before the "I dream of 'Blank'" inserts.
Call now and get a free Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000!
This is disturbing... but freakin hilarious xD
Wow. That... was just awful. Lmao. So... many... clop jokes... why can't I hold all these clop jokes? :P Absolutely hilarious.
"With the Clop Chop AND the Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000, I can make apple sauce while squeezing my cider!"
Rofl! Fancy Pants' was the best.
>Me starting of
That sounds wrong...
>Me when I finally get it
Okay, that's hilarious!
@Octavia
Want more? I'm just BURSTING with clop jokes!
LOL
Someone grab hold of me before I shower you with more clop jokes
This REALLY needs a comedy song.
Actually, I think I'm starting to run dry. I'll come again in a few hours.
@MagicLlama
Damn, those were some messy clop jokes.
@Masquerade
I know, I have to work on my control. I can't just let any old joke come shooting out
Wowzers. What a product...
Clop furiously, my little ponies and enjoy the sweet nectar of life that only clopping can produce.
I ordered my Clop Chop and haven't stopped clopping since. So what you waiting for? get yours today! you'll have boundless times of clop filled fun and that much I can guarantee! ;3
@Cátsy that was some fast shipping.
Lmao just classic. Granny Smith's quote had me cracking up.
@Octavia hard to hold all those clop jokes when your hooves are busy xD
@Bombedrumbum
No free handling joke?
@Masquerade
I thought you would get the "fast shipping" joke.
Anyways, i'm off to a wedding, so I have to get my head clean
Haven't seen this much innuendo since the grapist....
@Bombedrumbum I opted for the Derpy Express over Muffin delivery! Derpy is the best SHIPPER around and the price for delivery was quite cheap.
Just take it from me and place the Muffin down a good 20 yards away from your home. The resulting delivery can end up being quite costly if placed indoors...
@Bombedrumbum
No, I got it. I got it all over the place.
Wow... I'm getting really sleepy...
This made my day
I hate you guys...
Because I'm laughing at this.
Who needs high-quality clop jokes when you can produce the copious quantities that I can?
I laughed perhaps a little harder than I should have.
@MagicLlama
You really need to stop whipping out those clop jokes.
I love her nuts...
To be honest, it's not much different than "slapping it." (Slap Chop)
@Impious
That's not the only thing that's too hard...
And I thought I couldn't have more "silly laughter attack" moments today XD
I keep throwing my bits at the screen, but nothing happens!
"I'm a professional theif, and even I bought a Clop Chop. I'm clopping someone else's pickle as we speak!"
I've been at this for 45 minutes! Thats a new personal record!
The comments here at EQD are rarely funny. Either that or I rarely read them.
But I gotta say, you all got me chuckling. Gonna emil suscribe to this now :)
Chill out llama. And CLOP TIL YOU DROP!
You'd be surprised how draining this is...
@MagicLlama
You misfired. You're at fifty minutes.
@Moon Shadow
Oh, I've been dropping for awhile now. There's drops everywhere.
So many double entendres... I CAN'T POSSIBLY ADDRESS THEM ALL!
"beat I can clop to"... priceless!
@Masquerade
You know how it is. Once I get started, it's hard to stop.
I'd buy that just for the free DJ-Pon3 Album!
@MagicLlama
Are you EVER going to run out?!
Wow. 16 times. Now THERE is a record!
Guys, we’re gonna make Equestria skinny again one clop at a time.
@Moon Shadow
My creative "juices" never run dry. Sometimes I just require additional "inspiration." Like you ;)
@MagicLlama I just barfed a little in my mouth.
Yep, I totally went there. And back again. And there. And back. Actually, I just keep going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and... oh wait, now I'm done.
Okay. I admit, that was a stretch. But hey, a bit of long hard stretching is pretty refreshing now and then, amirite?
@MagicLlama
Thank Celestia!
Damn...I hate things like things but I somehow like them at the same time :/
No, Celestia's the one who's been thanking me...
Oh fuck wat I wrote...
I'm not sure what things you are speaking of, but with the Clop Chop you can Clop anything. I'm clopping my thing right now!
Wow.
I...found this amusing, I will admit.
These confusing are quite comments.
Pro tip: Ctrl-f 'Clop' for instant lulz.
That confusing is also comment.
I note the segmented-apple image appears in the Hardware Store PMV under "automatic circumcisors". Clop-chop indeed. :-P
@MagicLlama I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it seems that I accidentally you clopper. It now seems as though you will never clop again, as you no longer have those two.
Good lord...
If you don't get the M. Sato reference, google Masanobu Sato (The reigning clop champion).
The puns are hilarious.
ROFL XD
You're gonna love Trixie's nuts.
So after she lost her job she started doing infomercials? Yep. That's Trixie for you, lol.
Innuendo! Hilarious!
If there isn't one yet, there needs to be a Billy Mays pony...
Haha I remember the "TF2 Scout announces Slap Chop"
*insert double entendre*
Oh wow. This is WAY too freaking hilarious!!! Pinkie and I are rolling sound on the ground just LAUGHIG!!!
Oh Lord of Christ....
I have no response except regretting not taking Seth's advice to the ones with weak wills....
just clop all your troubbles away
@Kazard I'm pretty sure there's already been a Billy Mays pony. Never seen a Vince Offer pony, though.
Lol
Clopping also meens fapping to ponies
Derpys made me laugh and Granny Smith was just ffffffuuuuuuuu xD Constant facepalm with every "use" of clopping in this
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