Ah, The Lusty Argonian Maid. That is important Elder Scrolls literature. I laughed out loud when I saw that Bethesda had carried the Morrowind book into Oblivion. (For those who don't know Elder Scrolls, it's a play excerpt about a double entendre about polishing spears, written by a very flamboyant NPC quest-giver)
And like how Jiub the slave in Morrowind's intro somehow becomes the Saint of Morrowind by Oblivion, I hope Adoring Fan is now Arena Champ in Skyrim or something equally hilarious.
Is this back in Skyrim? can anyone tell me if that one Liar NPC is in Skyrim too? wont get my copy until Christmas(The Santa Pony will bring it to me i hope)
Psh, the Lusty Argonian Maid has nothing on the daggerfall edition of The Real Barenziah volume 2. For those who only read the Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim version, that bit redacted by the church is there uncensored.
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To be fair, she is seriously mistaken as to what said literature is.
Somepony tell me that they didn't read that book at least twice...
Screw Spike's story, I wanna know Twilight's reaction to her "autobiography".
Further proof that Spike is bestest pony...
Ah, The Lusty Argonian Maid. That is important Elder Scrolls literature. I laughed out loud when I saw that Bethesda had carried the Morrowind book into Oblivion. (For those who don't know Elder Scrolls, it's a play excerpt about a double entendre about polishing spears, written by a very flamboyant NPC quest-giver)
And like how Jiub the slave in Morrowind's intro somehow becomes the Saint of Morrowind by Oblivion, I hope Adoring Fan is now Arena Champ in Skyrim or something equally hilarious.
Oh the lusty argonin maid. We all remember that book right?
...Hey wait a sec, wouldn't Twilight have had Spike transcribe the entire book for her?
@Jolttix
"Polish my spear!
But it's huge! It will take me all night!"
I love Books in Skyrim!
I couldn't help but grin at what book he picked.
Oh boy... Now I've got to go read up about the Lusty Argonian Maid. This should be interesting!
So many epic comics today. Multiple skyrim references, bright eyes, discord... wonderful.
I just may have to make my argonian purple instead of my standard green.
Oh Twilight, what evil have you wrought onto this world?!
I never played Morrowind (Sadly) but I did happen to find that exact book this morning while playing Skyrim. I lol'd.
Twilight don't read twilight.
Spike I want to tell you something Skyrim is a real place.
Is this back in Skyrim? can anyone tell me if that one Liar NPC is in Skyrim too? wont get my copy until Christmas(The Santa Pony will bring it to me i hope)
For the life of me, I can't quite wrap my brain around the concept of argonians being attractive, but I guess they're a sight better than nords.
more or less what iv been doing.
I have some crazy goal of eventually having EVERY SINGLE BOOK in the game.
Spike's destiny is to slay dragons. What is this I don't even.
I never knew Twilight's life was full of dating vampires and werewolves...
Seriously WTF is with that. One of the worst things created in written media crossing with one of the best things created in television media...
Wow, Spike, wow.
Psh, the Lusty Argonian Maid has nothing on the daggerfall edition of The Real Barenziah volume 2. For those who only read the Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim version, that bit redacted by the church is there uncensored.
I don't know what's funnier. That Twilight thinks THAT book is her autobiography, or that Spike is reading Lusty Argonian Maid.
Also, Spike JUST found out he was Dragonborn? LOL
Fuck Yeah. Skyrim!
@Gramis Yes he is ;)
Don't tell Spike about Thief of Virtue.
y'know there is a volume 2 of the lusty argonian maid in skyrim now :3
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