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Fluttershy is best dragonborn. Seriously guys, where are my pony character models? The game has already been out for three days! I demand results! This dumb Khajit doesn't even have thief racials... what a waste. Melee claw attack? Like I'd ever use that over my 15X backstab dagger!
And Zecora slips up below. I guess it was only a matter of time.
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60 comments:
Pssht, I could get first if I actually *wanted* too.
Fluttershy is best Skyrim pony. Simply because its so ironic
dem comics
Dovashy is best pony.
@wizardshy i had to log in for some reason, sorry
Yes!! Zecora.....YESS!!!!
Fluttershy dragonborn....SO AWESOME
cant rhyme with orange....XD
Writing Zecora's lines is a pain in the ass. I gave up trying a while back.
what about the color purple, huh? "Twilight, with your coat of purple" YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE
haha Zecora.
Makes you wonder how devastating Lunas would be.
Dorvakin Fluttershy is best Fluttershy!
Meh, the 2nd comic was funny, but the f-bomb felt a little gratuitous. Probably because I have a thing about making ponies swear.
Oh wait, how could i call myself a knowledgeable brony? Purple rhymes with curple, an equine related thing. Sorry, folks
But "Sporange" rhymes with "Orange."
"Curple" is a term for a horse's hindquarters. :D
They need to have an episode like the second comic, where Zecora accidentally ends her line with a word that she can't rhyme with, and the rest of the episode is her stubbornly refusing to speak.
Orange = Door hinge.
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Close enough.
@homfrog yup
you can do better than that fluttershy
@Whitbane
Close, but no cigar.
and for #1, I'm lost.
@Whitbane
Or use "sporange" a very rare alternative form of sporangium.
Haha I chuckled at the second one.
Hey shuddup Seth, Khajiit are pretty fuckin' awesome. :D Though I do get what you mean about not starting with special Thief-related skills other than being able to cast Night Eye as much as you want.
At least the characters look pretty. :3
Royal Canterlot Voice=Thu'um. God, I love canon.
Also: "door hinge," "or singed," "Thor binged..."
...That's all I got now, but it's something.
Hmm, so Seth is a Khajiit as well. I've also gone with Nord or Bretons, but the Khajiit look so badass in Skyrim.
Dovashy....LOUDER!
lol Zecora. I guess it's not easily ad-libing rhymes.
#1 Guess since I haven't played Skyrim I don't entirely get the jist of this one. But I still find it kinda humorous. Fluttershy in that outfit and such is funny by itself. :P
#2 Wasn't this one already posted I thought? I know I've seen this comic. But maybe it wasn't here that I saw it. Anyway, it's funny. Made me laugh. Dat orange.
@Octavia
The whole joke is that what Fluttershy is doing is essentially shouting in a dragon's tongue. You do it with such ferocity in-game that it's highly destructive. Unfortunately, since Fluttershy can't quite manage, it's not nearly as uh... impressive.
If you've ever played a Star Wars game, it's like a force push, except it's done by shouting instead of using your hand.
Fluttershy's yay is adorable but not nearly as loud enough. :D
-repeats what the guy above said basically-
@Vargras:
I get it now. Man, I need to play some new games.
@slizardmaster
Sweet mother of Celestia...
(pictures Luna speaking in Ye Olde Cap Lock, then add dragonshout...complete obliteration of Whiterun)
But it makes me wonder, how would Fluttershy fight a dragon? Yes she can fly too I suppose but she wouldn't want to hurt it... Maybe break out extreme phsysical therapy again?
I'm more surprise there isn't a RarityXSpike Off spring that IS the Pony Dragonborn.
Applejack with a coat of Orange,
have you come to drop off the remedial sporange?
Sporange is a rare alternate of sporangium, which is part of a fern, so it would make sense that Zecora needs it.
Spike does not look amused xD'''
Also, orange is one of the very few words in an english dictionary (along with silver) that its near impossible to rhyme with unless with a made up word.
Oh crap I have GOT to stop hanging out at the library, I'm actually LEARNING something UGH!!!
@Shutterfly
Finally someone else who is aware of the word "sporange!" I was beginning to this I was the only one after reading the comments.
"Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!"
/Gruntilda
Hahaha, I remember seeing that Zecora comic black-and-white.
And btw, no, nothing rhymes with orange perfectly, save for 'sporange', which is not used anymore.
Fluttershy! We are off to the land of skyrim!
@Rainbow Dash Looks like somepony has been hanging out with Twilight just a tad too much.
Why are you not using Brotherhood gloves, turns that X15 to X30, then your doing damage!
#1 Yeeeaaaaaah I don't get it. Yay?
#2 Well played, well played indeed.
2. Painted yourself into a bit of a corner, didn't you Zecora?
I also wanted to say that #1 is surprisingly fitting. There's actually a shout in Skyrim that calms animals. It's perfect for Dovashy!
Love the Zecora comic.
Tom Lehrer rhymed orange, and he was just flexing.
Though I can't find the file now. :-(
Something about bizarre enj-/oyment thereof I think.
1. Skyrim and Fluttershy...
2.Nothing rhymes with Orange.
Oh, Zecora, you so funny. Loved the second comic.
Blorenge rhymes.
What rhymes with orange?
I seem to recall Etrigan (DC comics) being able to rhyme it with:
- door hinge
- whore binge
So yes, it is possible to rhyme with orange.
FUS DO YAY!
2 English words do rhyme with "orange": "Blorenge" (a hill in Wales) and "sporange" (as said above).
To be fair to Zecora; name places seem to change a lot and Brayton may not have a hill named Blorenge.
Sporange is a botany term though. Seems pretty safe and I bet Zecora would know it.
^^^ Oop, someone said Blorenge already too! My bad!
At least we're all above "syringe" here!
I seem to recall another one of those big Spike stories where Spike asked Zecora for an orange.
#2 really falls flat because "nothing rhymes with orange" is a myth.
...and #2 plays out EXACTLY like I thought it would.
VIVA PROFANITY
http://oxforddictionaries.com/page/wordsrhymeorange
I prefer official, and professional, opinions on these matters rather than from random Internet professors.
Applejack with coat of orange, I was on my way
To go shopping - but it can wait. How can I help you today?
See? Problem solved, Zecora!!
Hey Seth/CerealVelocity/Phoe, The reason why we lack the mods.....
IS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO TOOLS!
Yet....
Skyrim SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
These two fill me with joy! XD
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