Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Story: Mythbuckers (Update Episode 2!)

[Comedy][Crossover]

Author: AuroraDawn
Description: Are pegasus wings really fragile? Do unicorn spells really fail catastrophically? And just how explosive is chocolate milk, anyways? Join Applejack, Rainbow Dash and the rest of the MLP crew as they not only tell the myths, but put them to the test!
Mythbuckers Episode 1
Mythbuckers Episode 2 (New!)

Additional Tags: Myths, Ponies blowing manure up

126 comments:

Discord said...

AM I MISSING AN EYEBROW!!!

EvenMotion said...

What? This sounds epic!

BeatleBrony said...

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

nathandash said...

i love what this is classified as.

" ponies blowing stuff up"

AWESOME

Dublio said...

I can't help but think dirty thoughts at the title of the fanfic. All you have to do is replace the "B" with "F."

Blightmare said...

I'm gonna have to read this. It looks too good. XD

Unknown said...

Oh, this is just too perfect! RD as Adam Savage and AJ as Jaime Heineman - that just fits too well!

Dublio said...

Pinkie says hello to the readers, which is bucking awesome.

Hello Pinkie. -hugs-

Discord said...

@Dublio
I must say you need some Orbit Gum

ToonNinja said...

Wow. That was extremely faithful to the show. Right down to the shameless mangling of the scientific method. Five stars.

KShrike said...

I got chills reading that description.
Put on my things to read list.

Dublio said...

The characterization was spot on for every character, this is definitely a must-read. Looking forward to more.

And as always, we love ya Pinkie. :)

Jelfes said...

Yes, I love Myth Busters! This'll be good.

supervanman64 said...

Just finished it.

I DEMAND MOAR

Unknown said...

Aaannnddd looks like in future episodes we'll have the CMC as Kari, Grant, and Tory. I like where this is going!

BND said...

You had me at Mythbusters.

Straight to the top of my "to read" list!

Discord said...

As for one of the myth/question

Your everyday chocolate milk is not explosive however Discord brand chocolate milk is a different story...

CTVulpin said...

"Rainbow Dash wants big boom" :3

This is just like I imagined it when you were brainstorming it Aurora. 5 stars is not enough.

Llox said...

XD Oh wow. That was... thoroughly entertaining. Looking forward to more!

d7373378-0058-11e1-8fcf-000f20980440 said...

Boring. Trite. Yawn-inducing. Wake me up when it is all over. This story is simply average, nothing special about it.

TheBlackBaron said...

...Holy buck, how did I not know I was missing this in my life!?

The Jack said...

Must. Read. This. Instant.
Hope it actually has some quality beyond what the limit for being featured here is :3

Everlasting Joy said...

Hahahaha. . . Every character wasn't acting out of character, the myth was actually a really good one to test and over all, I laughed.

I will say try to flesh the stories out a little more. It's the first one and I do give you leniency, but for future issues, do try to give the testing a little more time and effort. (Example, so scarring unicorns doesn't effect their magic abilities, does laughter, a distraction (like a fly buzzing around), or how about if they pronounce a word wrong?)

Definitely going to see where this is going, I'm looking forward to it.

Whitbane said...

Mythbusters crossover?
Huh, sounds interesting...

SgtGarand said...

"Am I missing some feathers?"
lmao, that's the part that felt most like Mythbusters to me.

And, HI THERE PINKIE PIE!

The story itself was average, but was good fun. I could totally see Pinkie carrying explosives in her saddlebags.

tlarn said...

This was actually a really well-written piece. Everyone's in character, it's easy to pick up, and it can be finished in a reasonable time.

Good form!

Alexstrazsa said...

Being a Mythbusters fan, I thoroughly enjoyed this, and am eagerly awaiting future installments.

Blightmare said...

Well that was entertaining. Although I find it wickedly disturbing that pinkie pie has hundreds of containers of highly volatile explosive liquids lying around sugarcube corner. O_o

Muppetz said...

This has a dangerous amount of potential.
I can't wait to read it.

David said...

Have all of my wildest fantasies come true?


Yes.

ZeroLink3D said...

A MythBusters crossover fic? Why is this only NOW showing up? Lol Will read, and will enjoy. :)

ZL wants big BOOM! Haha! :D

Eddmario said...

I wonder if they're gonna do a MareGyver episode?

G3stalt said...

http://www.upperplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/d177f3a95c132744.gif.gif nuf' said

broniesinarms said...

wow, this is amazing. and much more enjoyable than the last auroua fic I read. Can't wait for episode 2

2007excalibur2007 said...

The second I read the title, I made reading this top priority.

P. Pony Ponyson said...

When in doubt... Ponies.
Shall read.

Mawxter said...

Welcome to the fandom, where we will crossover with absolutely everything. Seriously though, this sounds like a pretty good idea.

Justas said...

@broniesinarms

And what was the last fic you read from her, Rainbow Factory? 'Cause that's what i read. It was good. :P

Lurks-no-More said...

Okay, that was great fun! Of course Pinkie Pie would be a fan of explosions...

Unknown said...

"... Together they have thirty seconds of special effects experience..."
XD Right up on my 'MUST READ' list

banannagram said...

Holy crap this hasn't been done before. This is...nevermind, I'll just read it.

Torg said...

Hey, Pinkie, I know this isn't actually a testable myth, but if you could suggest testing if Rainbow Dash is really a fillyfooler, that would be awesome.

Autumn Wind said...

@Torg

Gonna answer this one as Co-Conceptor to the fic:

We'd already thought of this one. It went something like this:

RD: How do we even test that?
AJ: I may have an idea...
*cut to AJ and RD in a bed, RD's tongue is hanging out, AJ is smoking.*
AJ: Confirmed.
*Big Macintosh enters the room. Rainbow Dash popfeathers*
AJ: ... actually just plausible.

M-M said...

Hm, yes, I really like this idea. The characterizations felt right to me, and you've set up the premise for a series very well.
I look forward to your next installment!

Jedifreak said...

300 mL of Nitroglycerin. Three. Hundred. Milliliters. Nearly one-third of a liter.

If I did my math right, that's the equivalent of ~3 sticks of dynamite. Pinkie just tried to kill Twilight

DPV111 said...

@Mawxter

The fact that we'll crossover anything and everything is much less significant that the fact that so much of it actually works so well.

Somepony Else said...

A GOOD READ

It's got exactly the right mix of science, pseudoscience, and stuff blowing up! Can't wait for more!

(For the record, thats a radio of 0:1:9)

silentcarto said...

Joining them, Apple Bloom: "Decapitation hazard, everypony."
Sweetie Belle: "Ding ding ding ding! Chow time!"
and Scootaloo: "They're gonna fry my brain!"
They don't just tell the myths... they put them to the test!

(Tell me that Kari, Grant, and Tory aren't Sweetie, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo respectively.)

silentcarto said...

Some potentially better quotes:
Applejack:
"Well, there's your problem."
"Jackie want big boom."
"Quack, darn you."

Sweetie Belle:
"That is MESSED UP!"
"High explosives and electricity, woooo!"
"We have the best job EVER!"

Scootaloo:
"It's gettin' dangerous now... and that's how we like it!"
"Let's torch this thing!"
"Somebody ordered some exploding pants?"

Supreme Commander of Brony Mountain said...

I has idea for a myth, Pegasi wings: wet tissue or adamantium?

AuroraDawn said...

@silentcarto

Actually, I'm thinking Sweetie as Grant, Scootaloo as Kari, and Apple Bloom as Tory.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom may be switchable, but Sweetie is definitely a Grant XD

CoffeeGrunt said...

I rarely read fanfics, but when I do, they are always awesome.

This fic is awesome.

Remy said...

@AuroraDawn

I picture Scootaloo as Tory, since Tory's usually the one who takes the most spills. Seems to me Scoot is the more slapsticky one. :D

Awesome story! Hope you get a lot of myths to buck.

benchief said...

2 things:
1: Pinkie Pie knows and is breaking the 4th wall!!
2. make this cannon!!!!

Foolonthehillz said...

Eeeeeee I'm so happy this finally got posted! Aurora and Autumn were voiced for a week because of the funniness of the idea, I got an editing fix out of it, AND it's a funny, awesome fic based off of a funny, awesome show.

benchief said...

BEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!!!!!
keep it coming!

Daichi said...
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Daichi said...

Sorry, i was about to say, finally a funny story, i hate all that sad and grlidark sh*t, so it's kinda refreshing to have something funny to read!

rhjunior said...

This was fun, me gusta.

CHeighlund said...

Interesting story premise. Nicely composed, and with enough humor to handle the ideas well.

However, I'm not sure your 'busted' myth was, in fact, busted - Twilight wasn't attempting a -teleportation- spell when she was explodied, she was raising either a bubble of random energy, or specifically raising a shield. Neither one of these is something that normally features in the myth - generally, only teleportation failures trigger the Giant Hairless Monkeys screaming around. You may need to revisit this myth in a future episode.

Escher said...

@AuroraDawn

Nah, SilentCarto is right. Bloom is reliable and good at making and fixing things (see the clubhouse repairs in Show Stoppers), which is Grant. Tory is the athletic one who takes lots of stupid risks and hurts himself doing it, and that's gotta be Scootaloo.

AuroraDawn said...

@Escher

You all raise good points =D My reasoning was a little off, I see.

Dream Seeker said...

read it, and loved every minute of it!!!
can't wait for the next chapter X3!!!!

P. Pony Ponyson said...

I think Mythbusters is right behind MLP on my list of favorite shows, so I was really excited for this, but it... I'm not sure.

Good premise. This idea is worth gold, but I was imagining it as a show while I read. That being said, technologicaly unsavvy people in charge of camera work makes for bad television.

I get it; AJ doesn't know much about cameras and televisions, but you made her seem downright stupid. Rainbow Dash was in character, save for a few words. I think there needs to be more work done intertwining the series. Maybe something with the pacing.

It's not bad, but it's not great.

RazorRaptor9 said...

Rarity NEEDS to make AJ a beret. Also possibly mustache.

minty said...

i think the ideas brought up were pretty good. i was hoping for something interesting to happen, instead of nothing happening...

Roxor said...

Can't say I was impressed. The story just sounded like trying way too hard.

I think part of the problem was trying to map the existing characters onto the Mythbusters roles instead of creating new ones who are quite obviously the pony versions of the Mythbusters.

Stoic said...

ha great i love how the last page is "profit."

TheCalebAndDavidShow said...

More more more more more more... (Now!)

Platyps said...

Why does this have a "Complete" tag?! There must be more!!

Nova25 said...

... Ponies and Mythbusters ? Go, go, comic ! : http://theartrix.deviantart.com/art/Today-on-Mythbusters-ponies-200939257 ...

>Joinin’ us today is our good friend and fashion expert, Rarity. Welcome, Rarity.”
-Oh ? I would have thought they would have used Twilight for this... You know ?

>“And if not for your friends, would you do it for science?”
-SCIENCE !

>“You asked me to destroy that barn!”
>“It’s the corn field I was talking about.”
-AJ *DID* say that it was the 'barn' in the S2.EP3... Quote: ''I want(ed) to put a new barn, but this one has to come down first. Hehe.''
Just saying.

>For this next test, we’re going to need Twilight Sparkle as our subject pony.”
-Ah, so Twilight is gonna do big magic finally. ;)

>Hi ponies in Canterlot! And hi to all you people reading this!” Pinkie Pie jumped and clapped her hoofs
-She sees us ! Activate 'Protocol 10' and call the MIB !

>Sugarcube Corner is full of those jars, and all sorts of other goodies that go boom and bang and that’s why the Cakes don’t let me use the gas ovens.”
-The Cakes REALLY need to invest into an anti-explosion vault or something, to put all those explosives.

-----

Pretty interesting, yes. Kinda done like in the Mythbusters show, so it's good.
I suppose there will be more 'extravagant' stuff in future Parts, yes ?

Also, as other said... ''Complete'' tag ? Why ?
Odd, especially since the name is : Mythbuckers ***Episode 1***.
The author probably just mean that 'THIS' one is complete, but there will be more one day...

Remy said...

Coming up next:

'My name's Mike Roan, and THIS is my JOB!'

This episode, I muck out the pigsty at Sweet Apple Acres, and I get an very intimate peek at a hydra down at Froggy Bottom Bog, thanks to the lovely Fluttershy.

Coming up, on My Little Dirty Job.

The Lovely Penguin said...

Haha, that was awesome! Wish I had a myth suggestion, but at the moment, I'm hard-pressed to think of much. Hm...maybe something involving the whole "tyrant Celestia" thing?

Luhood the Zebrony said...

The best Sweetie Bell quote should be "That's a great SAFE idea!" :P

Chihuahuarocks said...

Hahaha! This was awesome! How about a rainboom explosion?;D

Sdash said...

episode one...

but it has a complete tag???

what, did the ratings blow that hard?

must be a mistake...

benchief said...

cannot wait for the next part!!!

AuroraDawn said...

Episode Two is in the works, folks. Fear not! =D

Bass Clef said...

OH GOD IT UPDATED!!!

AuroraDawn said...

OH MY GOD IT DIDN'T SAVE MY CHANGES TO THE CREDITS
Thank http://pustulioooooo.deviantart.com/ for the coverart.
Seriously. Go tell him how awesome he is! Right now!

DPV111 said...
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CTVulpin said...

Part 2: TOTALLY worth the wait.

jspang said...

@AuroraDawn
I'm not sure whether to love you or hate you, you wrote rainbow factory, and then this MASTERPIECE!
I am aware that I may have severely seeped and you may not have written rainbow factory, if this is the case I sincerely apologize

jspang said...

Derped! Damn auto correct

EasyBreeze said...

I've Died and Gone to HEAVEN! the ONLY thing that would make it better would be Ponified Versions of the REAL Mythbusters helping out the Mane 6!

AuroraDawn said...

@jspang

You are correct, I did write Rainbow Factory.

DPV111 said...

Chapter 2 was badass beyond belief. I don't think I've smiled so hard while reading something in quite a while.
The only thing I didn't like was validating wingboners. I think they're silly.

Jakeng10 said...

Just finished episode one and two
Wow... That was hilarious!
Thank you so much!

jspang said...

@AuroraDawn
awkward, I love this so much, dont really have any suggestions tho :P

Tundra said...

EXPLOSIONS!
...
He he he.

Nuclear Brony said...

The funniest Pony fic I have read in forever!

Urthdigger said...

@DPV111
Feel free to blame me, I'm one of the 40 who sent in that question.

Sunstone said...

@AuroraDawn

So it's not going to taken another four months to update, is it? ;p

Jason Shadow said...

"This myth is officially Bucked... I am guaranteed one-hundred percent not a lesbian.”
...Okay...
“Frankly, I never understood why anypony would limit themselves to a single gender.”
YES!
(I'm a terrible, terrible person.)

“Wh... Why would Pinkie have flesh in her basement?”
Why WOULDN'T she? I know that I always... erm. I mean, that's weird.

“Dash, I really wish you’d be a bit more careful around all my work here. One wrong move and we could all be blown past the fourth wall.”
God and Celestia forbid THAT.

“We’ll let you hold your After-Party Party after-party.”
Yo, Pinkie, I heard you like parties...

“Yeah, I get that. But... wait. First off, where did you get all that fertilizer from? It looks awful familar, I’d reckon.”
“You weren’t using it! Besides, it’s not like you can’t get more for free. You make your own every-”
...Huh. I suppose that makes a surprising amount of sense.

“Aww. And here I have this entire barrel of explosives and nothing to do with it.”
Pyrotechnics Pinkie is Best Pinkie.

“Dash, you’re the bestest friend a pyro-pony could ever have!”
Hudda-hudduh-huh!

"This byth has been Mucked.”
It's spelled "Bith", Twi. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bith

Well, that was fun! I gotta think of some myths to send some time.

chem man said...

The math on the pic is wrong

pale-beast said...

The links don't work anymore, it seems. I keep getting a 404 error...

Kyronea said...

“Leave the fighting until we need higher ratings.”

I. Busted. A. Gut.

The Drifter said...

Excellent work! I just stared reading this fic and love the concept. i love haveing the cast of my little pony do scenarios such as this just to see what they would do. Please keep up the good work!

Kyronea said...

Also, wait, as a question for the author, where the story says this:

"She turned to her friends and muttered. “Frankly, I never understood why anypony would limit themselves to a single gender.”

The rest of the crew nodded in agreement, before shaking their heads at the letter in front of them."

Is it them saying they're all bisexual? That's what it sounds like. I'm just checking to make sure I'm reading that correctly.

DPV111 said...

@Kyronea

That is definitely what that means.

Everyone in fanon Equestria is bisexual, your argument is invalid.

Kyronea said...

@DPV111
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not...

I'm not bothered by it if it turns out that is what it means. It'd be hypocritical of me, since I'm bisexual myself. I like the idea of them all being bisexual actually. I just wanted to make sure I was reading it correctly.

AuroraDawn said...

@Kyronea

You are reading into that correctly~ That's exactly what I meant by that! XD
Author's Headcanon ftw!

Jimperator said...

@Kyronea

Not sure he's being sarcastic? You mean at when he said "Your argument is invalid"? Yes, he was.

The phrase is a popular internet meme. He wasn't seeking to discredit you.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-argument-is-invalid

Nova25 said...

@DPV111
I say... the population must a bit more mix, more ''homogeneous'' (No, I'm not making a joke there.) so to speak.

Probably something more like : 25% ''straight'', 25% F/F-M/M, and 50% Bi.
When we think about it, this would help explain quite a few things.
But, I'm just thinking.

Nova25 said...

Episode 2:

... Mmh, let’s see. AJ : Jamie. RD : Adam. And... Sweetie Belle : Kari. Scootaloo : Tory. Applebloom : Grant. Did I guessed them all right ? ...

>“Yes, dears,” Rarity added formally. “Leave the fighting until we need higher ratings.”
-Heh. I think the worst thing in this is that she’s right...

>Dear Mythbuckers: Is chocolate milk actually highly explosive?
-Only if you combine it with a touch of coffee, and give it to Pinky Pie. ;)

>Does a pegasus really ‘popfeather’ when sexually aroused?
-The proper medical term is technically : ‘’Wingboner’’. ;)

>Why would Pinkie have flesh in her basement?
-Reglementary *Boot to the Head*.

>Twilight’s eyes widened. “Doesn’t gelatin come fro-”
-(sigh)...Information...
There exist ‘’vegetarian’’ gelatins and synthetic gelatin, you know ? In fact, Kosher gelatin can be made with fish bones.

>Besides, it’s not like you can’t get more for free. You make your own every-”
-Yes, the apple family DO make their own fertilizer... with their own *PIGS*. Just pointing.

>Scootaloo looked up into Dash’s eyes with wonder. “It was... beautiful.”
-A valid answer would also have been : ‘’It was a blast!’’. ;)

>Applejack laughed nervously, “Please suggest something less dangerous to our crew.”
-I suggest... anything that would be humorous.
Like, hmmm, the one with Pinky Pie drinking coffee/espresso ?

-----

Mmh... well, AJ and RD’s part was mildly interesting... but, it was more the CMC’s part that was mostly interesting, and a bit funny too.

WovenTales said...

@Nova25
If I remember my high school biology correctly, that seems suspiciously similar to the distribution of genotypes in a non-selective environment. And "popfeather" sounds slightly more like a verb to me. Besides, there are fillies watching this show!

AwesomeCabageOVER9000 said...

I was expecting Twilight opening a rift and then suddenly Jamie and Adam (The Mythbusters) appearing. It would be HILARIOUS.

JoeyBrony said...

I love mlp and I love mythbusters and you've put the two together = heaven ! Seriously tho, the characters were spot on and it was very entertaining - kudos to you my friend

Kyronea said...

@AuroraDawn

Huzzah! Nice to see I'm not the only one with that bit of headcanon.

@Jimperator

No, I meant his entire post...the argument is invalid bit was what made me think he was being sarcastic with his first statement.

silentcarto said...

...don't you mean "lightning in a bottle"?

silentcarto said...

Sorry, to clarify: Scootaloo had some "lightning-in-a-jar" that she... borrowed... from Dash. "To have lightning in a bottle" is an expression for having a rare opportunity or a 'perfect storm' of circumstances that have created something exceptional.
i.e. "MLP:FiM is great! Hasbro really has lightning in a bottle here -- let's see what they do with it."

Nova25 said...

@WovenTales
Egads! You are indeed right, good chaps.
If I had a monocle, I would certainly have lost it. ;)

Foolonthehillz said...

All this swag, why can't I hold it

metapsionic said...

That was amazing. You've captured the spirit of Mythbusters perfectly, and added a touch of Pony. I'd really like to see more of this. Thanks for sharing!

ramsey said...

.... i'd watch the fan flick

R-R-R said...

Here are some myths:

Does eating large amounts of certain gems effect the color and intensity of a dragon's fire breath?

Does Celestia's mane wave even when there is no wind present, and will it wave if cut from the rest of her mane?

If a pony's flank is injured will the cutie mark be scarred, or will it always heal?

Can liquid rainbows be frozen?

Can a fast enough pegasus fly straight through cloud building walls without injury?

Can Pinkie successfully weaponize liquid rainbows and/or make them edible?

Can unicorn magic create life?

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