Description: Where DO foals come from? The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!
Hahaha, that image alone makes me want to read this, and I definitely will!
This could be really funny, or disturbing ...
must be cute an funny - will read!
Any cartoon story about this is automatically funny.
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SEX EDUCATION!! YAY!
What's this?Can it be true?A COMEDY?! I... this is so unexpected! I thought we had given up on comedy as a fandom! It was nothing but Grimdark and Sad for so long! This is the best day ever! :D
Yep, this can only end well without any confusion or awkwardness.
As stupid as this was, I still found myself laughing several times.
Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!
This is the author who gave us Double Rainbow (The Time Travel one). Heads will asplode.
Celestia dammit Rainbow Dash.
@MarshalYOu win all of my internets.
Haha, this was pretty awesome.I laughed especially hard at RD's 'excuse' and the ending.
"You see, when 2 fillies or 2 colts love each other very much........."
@mycutiemarkisagun Only in this fandom...
this is 5/5 material and i'm not even done.
This is the best version of RD's sexuality. Ever. Of all time.
Oh man, that was hilarious.
I LOVE THIS ITS SO MUCH FUN AND KINDA, KINDA, SOMETHING
this is a perfect example of why honesty is the best policy.
"Ten minutes later, she had finished explaining, in somewhat unnecessary detail, exactly how a foal is conceived and delivered."God i laughed!!!
THE SOMETHING I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS AWESOME.. sorry
Pony Gossip, the CMC rampaging through town trying to earn their cutie marks and failing to do so, Twilight vs. bees, Liarjack, an explanation on where foals come from from Pinkie with too much detail and Trolliesta. My Goodness this fic has everything!!!!All my stars, take 'em now!!
Funny, but we all know Lyra and Bonbon would never cheat on each other. <3*CoughDespitethefactthattheyalwaysseemtobehangingoutwithothermaresCough*
Also, Rainbow Dash probably wishes she hadn't slept through sex education class now doesn't she X3
Ha! Poor Twilight. Always with the bees. And someone needs to put a filter on Pinkie. Accurate or not, I can only imagine how disturbing the information must be when given with her enthusiasm.
Wait, doesn't the process involve a mirror and parthenogenesis in the Ponyverse?
I read this on FiMFiction. Definitely worth the time to read. With these 3 fillies you should never lie or beat around the bush in order to avoid an awkward situation as it will only turn into a disaster.
Oh, god.I will have to read this.
This is comedy gold, The author should really change his name.
@TyranomanYou can say that again.
@Dusty the Royal JanitorINORITE?!I'm working on a random (somewhat comedic) one-shot myself.
There are so many ways this could have gone horribly wrong, but it doesn't. Instant 6/5.
I can just imagine the way Pinkie Pie must have explained the whole ordeal.
@Nomad PrimeIt is oddly plausible that Dash would ignore that sort thing...
Damnit!This makes eight! EIGHT!
Instant 6 star. After all the grimdark and sad that's been on here, this is a welcome change of pace.
I'm reading this on my phone at work, and you are going to get me in trouble. Laughing too hard to get anything done.
I'm going to read this after I get off of work since this was created by the same author who created the massive mind f*** that was Double Rainbow.
But.... It still didn't explain how foals are made! I wanna know!
Lol, that was hilarious. Great to see some brighter FanFic!
Amazing. Definitely got my 5 stars!
Yup. 5 Stars for head asplodage.
Quick and funny, and BEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
I went in expecting the worst. Thank God I was wrong on all accounts.Bees. . . everytime I cut to Chris Farley from "Tommy Boy". Every single time!
This fic simply revels in the glorious insanity that is the CMC vs. Pinkie. 5 stars, my good pony. 5 stars.
cute screen shot
this was good. i would like to see the story of lyra an bon bon
lol at the pic. This should be good...
The best part is how Rainbow Dash doesn't know
"...and Rainbow Dash can have her foal!"I died.
I thought liarjack was a bit out of place. Stubbornly refusing to tell her would have seemed more her style? That was just a little thing though, the story was great.
oh Celestia I really needed those laughs.This made my day.
I haven't laughed so hard at a fic in a long time.
That was hilarious. Also, sexually oblivious Dash is best Dash.
@4a786e42-0199-11e1-bb71-000bcdcb2996Try checking out http://www.equine-reproduction.com/index.shtml than.
I still love you Dashie, you dont need to know these things to be awesome, all you need to now is flying.
Foals happen when a mare and a stallion who love each other very much share a very special hug, and then a stork delivers the foal eight and a half months later.It's fun to speculate about reproduction in MLP because you know that it will never, EVER be addressed in the show, so your imagination is free to run wild.
OMG, this was so good. I was laughing so hard! It just got more and more ridiculous.
Karma, Celestia. Karma.
This was nearly perfect, although I think the Applejack part was off.Can someone please do I comic of this, it would be awesome!
That was funny as hell. Brilliant, especially once Rainbow Dash got involved.
I can imagine Pinkie acting out everything in her explanation.
When a Mare and a Stallion love each other very much, they can do a special something that creates a foal.It's really a very irresponsible and nasty thing to do, and all good equestrian citizens should avoid it as much as possible.When a Mare and a Mare or a Stallion and a Stallion love each other very much, they can do the special thing without creating a foal.---There. That's my explanation, and I'm sticking to it.
Great fic, and another 5* one. Wow, is it just me or is the community getting better at this? Or maybe EqD is just getting more selective about which ones get posted, because so many of them are great.Anyway, I can imagine Pinkie adding a lot of things in her explanation that, while not strictly necessary for making a foal, make the whole process a lot more enjoyable.
This was hilarious xD 5/5
Suddenly, Applejack. Outta no where.
This is a very well made one. And pinkie would totally be the one to just tell them with no shame
@R10t Pol1ceWell, word of God is that they reproduce 'normally'.But good god, 441 readers at one point earlier. Crazy.
The internet needs more stories like these
That was every bit as good as I was hoping.
i was planning on do that history!
I watched this turn to 4.9. Gratz on the 6 star... maybe I should read it when I get the time.
Nice story. Everyone's reaction was fitting, the oblivious Dash was especially funny. These kind of short and upbeat stories are fun to read. This community could use more of them to balance out all the grimdark.
Ehheheheheheh...very nicely done, a very good read. XD
Lol oh my sweet Celestia! That was GREAT!!! I haven't laughed so hard at a fanfic in awhile. Wonderful stuff! Loved it!
This is the best thing.THE best thing.Bees are the best running gag.
Oh wow. I'm QUITE surprised to have gotten this big of a reaction.This was a one night one draft one shot! I just sat down last night and decided not to go to bed until I had written something, and then boom. This happened.You ponies are crazy.
It WAS at 4.9... Still haven't read it yet.
This was cute and funny! We need more silly one shots like this!
*bookmarks to read later*
I thought it was so-so for a while. Then I lost it at Rainbow Dash. Excellently done, sir! Or madame!
@theworstwriterWell you see, when an author stays up all night with a head full of pony, and touches the keyboard in special ways, a great story can be born into the world!
ALL MY BITS. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
Win, just win.
when Applejack threatens DashI ended...to the LULZ
@MarshalIf you wrote this before reading, I tip my hat off to you good sir.Besides, that was an hilarious read for sure, I loved FS and RD in this XD
I would give this a 4/5.But that last paragraph was amazing. It was like something out of a Greg Nagan story.
i feel bad for rainbow dash,also SWEET JESUS CHRIST!.... that is all
This was epic. I finally read it. Win. 5/5 and I hope you get that 6 star back!
Why is this so good?Why?I don't understand it.I have no-I just-WINNER.
lol loved this!