I pose for an invisible camera.
Fluttershy might not want to, but she's doing shoots for playpony next week
For starters, I get a better cammera. What I've been using for the past 7 years is an outdated piece of horseapples.
Playpony... fluttershy... i don´t like this
By taking hardly any pictures at all and then leaving the Carousel Boutique and disregarding my host. Ya know, 'cause who cares about fabulous dresses when I could take pictures of a camera-shy pegasus and slowly destroy her with stress and frustration?
With wunderbar pony Panzer.
That picture of Fluttershy sleeping on the couch? Yeah, stuff like that. I will create cuteness so pure that North Korea will seek to make bombs out of it.(Honestly, is it a good idea to put us bronies in the one pony who won't get in trouble for stalking our favorite ponies and taking pictures of them in provocative poses that we suggest to them? Seriously, this is just asking for trouble!)
'Magiks'? Is that supposed to be some Europonian way of saying 'physics', because I break that at least three hundred times before breakfast.
Ack, one of the few ponies I DON'T have a plan for.Uhh...1. Take pictures of stuff.2. Take incriminating photos of the Royal family.3. Use the photos to blackmail the Royals, threaten to release them unless they...Uhh...Make me the head photographer of all Official Functions? I don't know, its hard to be a photographer pony!Yeah...I've got nothing. But, if I think of anything else I'll write it in later.
@OvyPretty sure rarity would go utterly insane and sic Opal on you if you tried that, failing that theres always a free trip to the moon.
Hey... I was going to say "DA MAGICKS!" lolBy being a savvy and talented photographer, of course! Also, talking in a heavy German accent, especially when I say "FLOOTAHSHAI!" And I just remembered, I have a thing at the place! So now...I GO!
I Ship Cereal and Seth
@Pinkamena Diane Pie No, you said it yourself, your pinkie sense is no different from it!
Meet client who wants to become famous.Ignore her and help her best friend.
@Select Few Blackmailing royals, eh? Straight to the moon with you!
Is there some sort of Earth Pony denial syndrome? Because for a non-unicorn she seems to talk a lot DA MAGICKS...Yeah I would probably see someone about that
Make my assistants carry around a briefcase camera. Take pictures of Fluttershy.Make Da Majiks.
With my camera, my slaves... I mean crew of 100 ponies, and my good old fashioned natural talent of course!
Actually, I think I'd just spend the day walking around to my techno background music.
Piss others off with my accent.
Make Derpy shiiiine all ova Eqvestria!I go!That's all.
Don't forget the CMC Seth. Thats like 3 days right there.
@FordStop stealing my job!
Run to Twilight, yet again! I bet she's sick of me switching like this all the time.
Of one thing I am certain- I am NOT Photo Finish!
I go (meet Luna, who is best pony).
Tell Rarity that she is the worst fashion designer in the world and make her cry.
Keep my real identity as Rainbow Dash a secret.And I will start stalking Fluttershy.
ask sweety belle if she would like to stalk ponies who will make the front cover in a number of days then give her a snow cone <3then tell rarity that she was "hanging out" with me and she was very well behaved so I gave her a snow cone, wink at sweety belle, turn around pause......I GO!
Make "Forever" and its sequel real. Because those fics were awesome.
Get Seth and Cereal to model together.
1.. Make de MAGICKS2, Consort with Lady Gaga about fashion modeling, with that awesome theme song playing in the background.3. Tell Rainbow Dash that, I am her from a parallel world.4. MORE MAGICK MAKING IN CAMERA.
Take that dress off to see the Cutie mark
@JelfesNo, I said it was no different from Twilight's magic.I never said anything about physics or Europonian physics.
Well....I'd play pokemon to my theme song and make DA MAGICKS with a team of psychic types.
Oh, zis is easy! First, ze camera und ze lights, zey have to be replaced with brilliant new ones. Zen every boutique in Equestria is to be fitted with ze latest in hidden camera technology, and when zere is enough pictures to judge, recruit ze best ponies for a grand modeling team and make...THE MAGICKS.
Maintain congruity between our universes by becoming the editor-in-chief of Equestria Vogue!
Get my crew to write a report on Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Trixie. If I missed someone out, it's probably because I don't need them or their dress making skills.
Mein handey, Vhere ist mein handey!I must call all oz ze starz in Eqvestria, and tell them of ze byutiful Ponies running zis hectic blog-o-matik. Zey shall rchegognised vhere ezer zey goo.
Wait a day to be a better pony.
I would walk into any shop in Equestria and see if I'm recognized. If I am, I would offer my help in making the shop more popular. If I'm not recognized, I will show them the power of "DA MAGICKS!"Then maybe go to a fancy restaurant. I very rarely get to go to places like that.
Become German popstar
Ve have a new star, Inspired by de natures... I vill make Gummy shine over all Equestria...Gummy, Gummy, Gummy, das kleine Alligator!
Yay, now I have an apology for my bad english and my german accent! :DAnd now, I'll do something I just want do ONCE in my life...1. DO A BARREL ROLL!2. Use my camera very wisely.3. ???????4. I go!I had no better idea what to do. -.-"
(Hell yes! Love Photo Finish.)Use Ditzy Doo as my next model. She has da majicks.
Ich würde wahrscheinlich anfangen Deutsch zu sprechen, nur um zu sehen, wie viele Ponys mich verstehen.Dann würde ich Bilder von mir vor allen berühmten Sehenswürdigkeiten zu nehmen.Abschließend möchte ich slap anypony, dass mir "Pony Gaga" nenntHere's hoping that Google Translate didn't make me say "Princess Celestia is a Moon Dog Happy Cake".
Well, first, as Luna, I remove the spell keeping me as Luna. Then, I be generally unaware of the feelings of those around me, scream a lot, and then I make poses for whatever strange reason.
Get Rarity and Fluttershy to pose for Playpony.Take rather compromising pictures of Twilight and Luna together.Take rather compromising pictures of Rainbow Dash and Applejack together.Take rather compromising pictures of Twilight(again) and Trixie(yes I'm a fan of both Twixie and Twiluna, deal with it) together.Take rather compromising pictures of...uh...nevermind that just do DA MAGICKS!
@Pinkamena Diane PieMy Luna, you Psycopath! You have stolen my username! (except with an e) I GO!
Find Keanu Reeves and declare that it is time to make...DE MATRIX.
I'd do the thing, at the place.
Ooh I can't wait to hear about what I have to say about that thing at the place
Take saucy photos of myself and call them artsy, thus plastering my Photo Finishy bum everywhere.Do a series where photos of my entire staff are the focus. Da majik makers become DE MAJIK!Fight Nazis.Become a superhero. But the nazi fighting comes first.Sell photos of superhero identity to newspapers.
Convince fluttershy to once again become a model by way of Having Rarity be her sole designer and using the increase to try and Muscle my way into an audience with Princess Luna and work ZE MAGIKZ with her
I would quote Doctor Richtofen EVERYWHERE. Heh heh heh... "I long to bathe naked... IN YOUR BLOOD!!!"
Make fluttershah do moar of gher graishful schnehzes and captiure it on the camerwa... Now... I go!
Add too much blushThen wipe it offThen add too much blushThen wipe it offThen add too much blushThen etc...
Prove that I am actually Rainbow Dash in disguise.
or you can be lazy and just snag photos of the internets
Take off the dress, it cramps my wings. Take off my stupid glasses and take a nice long shower to remove the Rainbow Remover from my hair.Then rejoice because I'm Rainbow Dash again.
Take nude pics of Fluttershy.
I go... back to bed.
Flootershai does photo shoots for me(Whoopee)Fluttershy: (Excuse me...)I can now make all "De Magiks" thanks to that pony(Pony)Fluttershy: (Um...)Now we have to go do that thing at the place quickly(Quickly)Fluttershy: (Wait!)Don't tell her it's for playcolt or that's the end of me!Fluttershy: *Faints*
Well, first..... I GO!!! /whisks awayAnd then Fluttershy becomes my new model, for pictures similar to the one posted before with her on the couch with a blanket
I go.(Yep. That's it. See you tomorrow.)
@Fallin' WinterHaha, Nice.The tune is familiar, but I can't seem to remember which one it is.I want to say that it's Pinkie's song from "Ticket Master", but I'm not entirely sure.
BECOME A LARGE BLENDER
become a singer and wear a dress made of meat!(Yes!... MEAT!!)
1. The swap happened. Why do I even try anymore.2. Extremely bored at who I am being a guy and not caring about clothes.3. Say DA MAGICKS just for the heck of it.4. Take pictures of the ugliest things and say they're fashionable. Let's see how that goes.5. Sit around being bored because I am tired and really don't care anymore.
I makes da majicks, with Tequila! Fluttershy drink then we go!
I'd have that thing at the place, so...I go!
The great and powerful Trixie is far too exhausted to change her appearance into Photo Finish.Who is this unknown filly anyway, thinking about performing magic without being a unicorn?
Well, since I'm sure that being super intense, fast talking and german means that you can make anyone do anything at anytime. I would make all the ponies wear to much blush, then take off to much, and so forth until one by one they break down crying, ONLY THE STRONG SHALL BE CAPABLE OF MAKING THE MAGIKS IN MY NEW WORLD!
I shall make Da Magicks by finding a pony with the same sort of subtle qualities as Fluttershy and then exploit the hell out of them!
Find a new fashion star and help her shine all over Equestria. Then compliment on her "schneezing."I GO!
AHM GONNA MAKETH TURIKXHII SHINE OVAR ECKQUESTVIA
Say "WE GO" without warning to mess up my assistants.
Pressure Fluttershy into resorting to Bulimia. Hey, don't look at me. That's what real fashion gurus to the models.
Everyone knows photo finish is hitler
create the magicz. and...I go.
Go to Sugar Cube Corner. Of course if I was anyone I would be at Sugar Cube Corner
Putting TOO MUCH BLUSH.NOT ENOUGHTOO MUCH BLUSHNOT ENOUGH TOO MUSH BLUSH…
Sing "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga
@Masterge77: You posted my idea first!! hahaha xDI'll say that I'll go and pester Fluttershy with more pictures. Then go with Rarity... and "I GO"! haha Troller! xD
Help the CMC earn their fashion model cutie marks.
Create Da MAGICZ!
Upgrade to a digital camera. Dye my hair.
Super saucy flootershy photo shoot.Then to make Rarity A STAR!
Make sue of flash and make everyone dizzy.
Kidnap fluttershy and make billions!
I make... DA MAGIKS! And then... we go!
Become seething mad because some people still think I was designed after Lady Gaga.
i ship rainbow dash with everyone else!
Photo Finish must take photos of Big MacIntosh that make fillies finish!
Whoops! Dat vus not medicine!
Take my glasses off, and say, "Wunderbar!"
Take pictures of Pinkie in her outfit that she wears for you've gotta share
BECOME A NAZIWIN WORLD WAR 2BECOME INSANE
*trips over hub logo* Ouch!
GET PHOTOS. PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN!
This time, I'm making Rarity into a star. And Telling her that it was Spike's idea.
Focus on capturing ze beauty of...ze nature!I go!
take pictures of Flootershay with DA MAGICKS
I find some ponies who have....DA MAGICKS!!
@PlankmanEverybody gets one.
Move my arms around a lot so I can make that whipping sound.
Communicate with bronies via portal, take pictures of anything they ask (I'd make a killing stalking Trixie and Lyra alone) in exchange for Earth goods, sell goods to ponies, become rich, laugh at Toity.Side note: ask her yourself. She's never on chat, but all her replies/messages are IC: http://www. facebook. com/makedemagiks
Ve make da majiks by ze careful use of da models like da Flootershai. Zen ve make da monies by selling za distribution rights to za fashion magazines.Da model, she becomes famouz, and we become da rich poniez, ja?
1: Cover wars2: Go through zombie-infested malls3: out-shine Frank West4: $$ PROFIT $$
Take "art" photos of everypony.
Team up with Hoity Toity to make a TV show called "Hoity Toity and Photo Finish's Fashion Fix."
Find Trixie and slander her name all over equestria through news and magazines!
I simply point de camera und I kepchure... DE MAGIKZ!!!!
Set everything to f/1.4 and just drink in the Bokeh... Isn't zhat what fashion photography eez really all about?
I dizcova de next fashoon stah in Ponyveelle.
I propose to flootahshai,no longer need ze magicks,live happily ever after ...:D
Photo Finish: Ace Attorney!
keep saying "we go" and listen to the music, heck id do that all day if i could
I'd explain to everypony that I'm not supposed to be Lady Gaga.
Zat ponee! She eez zeeting on a bench funny! She shall be ze next fashoon stah oov Equestria!(Wow, I'm even bad at writing accents)
I sing zee FIM theme song to hear how it sound in her accent!
Make Applejack shine all over Equestria.Change my hair style.Remove my glasses to see what the colors of my eyes are.
Trip over the HUB logo as I GO!Then turn around and make billons by claiming my faceplant as the next boldest fashion move!
Make Applejack into a reluctant model.
Standing NEAR the point does NOTHING. get ON ze point dumkopfs!
Get out of that ridiculous looking outfit for a start.Seriously, can ANYBODY take her seriously in that thing?
Grab Twilight and turn her into a fashion model "She has the magiks!" grab Flootershy and drag her back into the fashion world. (I know im so mean)
FLOOTAHSHAI! XD Ja!! Ich würde sprechen Deutsch... Ja! Ok, this is not funny... NEXT!!!
Pretend I'm the medic from TF2
Photo Finish ? Why am I Photo Finish ?Huhhh... I mean...Seriously, her ?...I, huh, organise a charity event and invite Fluttershy has the star, in a clever way to be able to make more photos of her, while she can't refuse since it's for a ''Good cause''. ;)
Kidnap Fluttershy and force her to makes some more MAGICK!!! And then kiss her... and then cuddle her... an then... maybe... something more explicit
@Nova25Clever, clever.I would find a new star... in CANTERLOT! Then make DA MAGICKS!Yeah, pretty much a normal day for Photo Finish.I go!
Trot around listening to my own theme music wherever I GO
run around and make the magicks with trees
I must make DA MAGICS? Flamethrower is best.