Monday, September 5, 2011

Pony iOS Boot Animations


Hey! Remember the Android boot animations I posted a while ago? Now there's an iOS version for each pony, based on the Desktop Ponies application. You can now have your favorite pony, which is Rarity, grace your iThing. You can grab them from tanmanknex here.

It seems like I start a lot of posts with "Hey! Remember X?". Strange.

BONUS WORDS: Seth and Phoe hate Apple products. Give them a hard time about that in the comments, because they're silly.

120 comments:

20%cooler said...

Guess I'll have to... first... there its done

zZDarkMemoriesZz said...

Hate apple products?

Applejack feels very offended, you guys.

paradoxador said...

Well that is because apple products are overpriced pieces of crap and i hope you know the flame war you are going to start by posting that =D

Templar said...

I agree with Phoe n Seth :D

Pinkamina Diane Pie said...

Seth and Phoe hate Apple products? But I'm on one right now! Shame them!

TenchiFreak5 said...

I'm torn between commending Seth and Phoe and making a joke about Applejack.

rasrap-smurf said...

Why hate apple products? That's silly.


Hating the company on the other hand...


Also what is this "hate" thing of which you speak?

Badwolfwho said...

I'm with Seth and Phoe on this one.

zhi said...

I'll back up Phoe and Seth. I prefer android over iOS...if anything for the lack of itunes hahah

Simminz93 said...

I have to agree with seth and Phoe. I dislike apple products. (Sorry applejack!)

Fire.Esper said...

I hate apple products too.

No Applejack, that's not what I meant! Come back!

wackyteen said...

i dislike Apple products and Apples.

Christy "Dame Helen" McFarland said...

Hrmm....technically my iPhone is out of warranty, so I wouldn't be too out of line jailbreaking it...nah! It's my only phone. I know! My wife's iPhone! Oh hooonnneeeey!

TGPFluttershy said...

I'm switching from a mac back to PC, but I'm definitely keeping my iPhone. Too convinient and have a giant iTunes library.

I know I won't jailbreak mine, but this great for Cydia users.

Dr.Brony said...

Screw Apple products. Except for the ipony

Cassius said...

I'm actually sympathetic to Seth and Phoe on this one.

kirbycolours said...

I think you may be in the minority here Cereal...

Cereal Velocity said...

@kirbycolours

All the ponies in this post are crazy.

ryan said...

How can you hate Apple products? They're actually worth the prices. Also, they're the only major tablet/phone manufacturer that isn't trying to take over the world (lol Google). The company I can understand, since it's now corrupt, much like everything else in the world, but why their products?
>Seth and Phoe are now haters
On the other hand, I now love Cereal more.

Sephirot277 said...

Why hate apple products? Hate Pear products! Those pears are nasty!

rockerman100 said...
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rasrap-smurf said...

@TGPFluttershy

Macs and Windows.

PC does not mean windows. Macs ARE "personal computers".

Twilight said...

Eh, I don't hate apple per say, but I got too used to Windows. In particular, I NEED MY RIGHT CLICK CELESTIA BAN IT! I cannot ever get used to those single-button mouses apple computers have.

Also, PC is better for gaming, and I'm a gamer.

rockerman100 said...

oh apple like electronics ok yeah good job seth

Pinkamina Diane Pie said...

Don't worry, Cereal! I'm still on your side! I don't hate apple products either!

*gets a hug from Applejack*

Jakedasnake said...

Seth and Phoe, you so silly!

nemryn said...

Huh. I thought Twilight was my favorite pony. Looks like I was wrong, though!

Pinkamina Diane Pie said...

Oh, and my entire school is filled with apple computers.

animemetalhead said...

I prefer PC to Mac, but the iPod touch is fantastic. It just needs firefox to be perfect.

Killsteal_Wolf said...

Seth and Phoe, why do you hate Apples? Applejack tries her hardest to be the best pony. But you never give her love.

paradoxador said...

Wow, this didn't turn into the spiraling pool of hate and death that this would of caused on any other forum. God i <3 bronies.
And oh ya, linux all the way baby

Cereal Velocity said...

@Twilight

Comments like this always confuse me.

You can right-click on OS X. You've been able to do that for decades.

Churro said...

I normally don't jailbreak my iPhone, but when I do, I do it for ponies.

Jay Bear said...

How can you hate Apple? Just look at the old Apple logo and tell me it doesn't remind you of the two best ponies!

Rainbowdash said...

I prefer android, but have an Ipod-touch

Ewyndall said...

I never liked iProducts...
I'm with Seth and Phoe here.
I don't like that white design that dominates all their products (apart from some recolors) and their "you have to put everything throuzgh iTunes" makes me mad.
I do not question the quality of the products but I do believe a considerable % of the price is there just because of a slightly used apple image.
It's not as good as the price tells...
And yes, I did try iPod many years ago when I was looking for an mp3 player and realized it's far from being the best quality. (Not to mention even the seller supported that discovery.)

Also when I bought a smart phone I went for Samsung, my bro bought an iPhone. Nearly a year has passed, I am totally satisfied whereas he is telling me if he buys a new smartphone, it will most likely won't be another iPhone.
It's not bad, just doesn't worth the money.

Also, Apple is everything but "user friendly" if you are a free-spirited user, if you know what I mean.

Applestore is cool though I gotta hand it to them.

I want to emphasize this, before people flame me: I do not question the quality of Apple products, just saying it's far too expensive for what they deliver.

@ryan
"Also, they're the only major tablet/phone manufacturer that isn't trying to take over the world" Beg pardon lol?

Twahlaght Spahkluh said...

I hate every Apple product except the iPhone and Applejack's apples.

Mostly because Android doesnt look sleek enough for me.

Trollestia said...

I don't hate apple products but i do hate how limited customisation options are without jailbreaking them.

That said i will probably be using these, just have to decide which.

Rekiara said...

The only apple product *I* care about is MY PIIIIIEEEEE!!! I'm like Soarin that way >.>

FlutterDutch said...

I'm on Cereal's side, but I prefer Windows.
I really hate my brother, he messed up my ipod so I can't install Cydia, grr.

Scout said...

Cereal that's rude. Phoe and Seth probably only "hate" apple products as much as you "hate" Pinkie Pie.

Templar said...

@Cereal Velocity you can, but mac's mice dont have the buttons outright it can tell which side your click though, they annoy me too

Applejack said...

Wha's all this talk 'bout not likin' apples?

Why, apples are practic'ly the main agricultural product of all Equestria! Not likin' apples is like not likin' Equestria or the princesses!

TenchiFreak5 said...

^ I was waiting for someone to do that.

Gummy said...

Hurray, these are awesome! now if only I knew how to jailbreak....

kilemeino said...

apple should be banished to the sun
the same goes with anypony who uses them

Zirro said...

Vista was what made me get a Mac. I haven't looked back since I got my first one. This way, I can use all the three major OS's if I want to.

I don't care about the price, that's not important to me. The fact that it's another OS with enough applications to be usable, but isn't a slow and bloated version of Windows makes it worth it for me.

If Linux for desktop matured a bit application-wise I would probably use that, but it hurts whenever I see a Windows user saying "This and this is wrong with computers", and I know, and I want to tell them, that they wouldn't have those issues if they had a Mac.

2007excalibur2007 said...

Android phones > iPhones
Windows/Linux/Unix/etc. > Mac OS
Bill Gates > Steve Jobs
Every other company > Apple

FACT.

Also, Apple likes to sue stuff. That's a fact too.

banannagram said...

I like apples and apple products.

I also use a Mac and stuff, too.

Applejack said...

@TenchiFreak5
Well, sorry it took so long, but Ah' got apples that need buckin' before Ah' get ta buckin' Seth an' Phoe.

miles said...

HOORAY, (ipod breaks).........krap

Kai said...

Apple and Google is like pest and cholera.

zhi said...

Actually the best thing I like about OSX? The multitouch gestures. Windows, WHY YOU NO HAVE AWESOME MULTITOUCH.

Honestly though, the only reason I'm on windows is to play games.

zSONICoz said...

@Applejack
O_o since when does Applejack get violent. This is new.

Harvatos said...

I'm with Seth and Phoe on this one. iHate

gato said...

Bu...

But...

Apples are delicious. D:

ElectricZoNe said...

Hate Apple Products? That's one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever heard. The people that hardcore hate one brand for no good reason is just so they can be apart of there little fanpony hate groups. I love my Apple products and my Windows products.

Zirro said...

@2007excalibur2007

"Windows/Linux/Unix/etc. > Mac OS"

Mac OS X is Unix-certified.

nathandash said...

ok here's how to goes. APPLE STUFF PWNS!!!!

and if you don't like mac OS X's, you can download wiindows for it!

so.... mac wins. every time. don't even TRY to disagree!

GO APPLE STUFF!!!!!!!

marioandsonic said...

Why would I give Seth and Phoe a hard time? I agree with them. Apple is overrated.

dwarfyz said...

No android version or something?
Whatever.

Gig said...

"Seth and Phoe hate Apple products. Give them a hard time about that in the comments, because they're silly. "

HOLLY SHIT I LOVE YOU 20% MORE NOW!
Sorry Cereal, you're the silly guy right now. I'm still gonna love and tolerate the shit outta you though.

MacOS is the worse unix-based OS EVER. Seriously. If you wand a good smart phone, take one with Android on it. Hell, you won't have an apple sticker on it, but well, what's stopping you from adding AJ's cutie mark on it?

FRiNKEL said...

About time! I've been waiting AGES for such a thing as this!

Atomsk Pony said...

I'd rather not give money to a company that has been caught using sweatshop factories, caused environmental destruction as well as unethical business practices. so yeah, Apple gets none of my money. :/

Apples of the fruit variety though. . . omnomnom.

zSONICoz said...

You know something this whole discussion taught me something..all companies have advantages and disadvantages so why fight about it leave the ponies to think what they want to think and with that *BING-BADDA0BOOM* let's move on to the next thing to occupy our time.

Vinyl Scratch said...

Huhwhaaaaaaaaaaat?
Unfortunately, I have a tough time giving people a tough time. If Phoe and Seth don't like Apple, that's their problem.

commanche105996 said...

I'm with Microsoft for my grounded operations (I'm typing this from a PC. I have an xbox.) but for on-the-go I would give the edge to Apple.

ryan said...

@EwyndallIt's mainly Google, with their new-ish Android, but Microsoft is in it too (Although Windows 7 set them back about 3 years). Google can access probably your entire internet history, and they now target ads based on your personality, based on what you look at on the internet. They know who you are without ever meeting you.

Ewyndall said...

@ryan

That, I know. And surprisingly enough, I do not care much, unless I'm in an overly paranoid mood.

I was implying that Apple is trying to do the same. You pretty much have to "appleify" everything in order to use their products to full potential.

Ofc they will never has as much chance to do that as Google, they don't have access to all the stuff Google does. But they damn well try to do their best.

Ewyndall said...

@dwarfyz
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/mane-six-android-boot-animations.html

richfiles said...

The Steve Jobs of Equestria must have likely been the offspring of one of Rainbow Dash's relatives and one of the Apple family. I inherited all the stubbornness, and all the boldness from both sides of the family. He once had a rainbow colored mane, like Rainbow Dash has, and a rainbow colored bitten apple for a cutie mark, but as he aged, his mane went white, and he started wearing sweaters to cover the rainbow hued mark that now shames him...

That's why Apple ditched the rainbow colored Apple logo and switched to a white one.

The Apple family also disowned him for selling NON APPLE related Apples, and for refusing to let the iPhone and the iClop run Adobe Sparkle, which was software Twilight helped create during one of her part time jobs back in her days paying for higher education in Canterlot. For some reason, Steve Jobs stubborn self has an issue with the girl's oh so popular work of programming, preferring HayTML 5 himself. AJ and friends simply wouldn't stand up to the disrespect of their dearest friend.

Pegasi said...

Apple is awesome. Just use a jailbreak and the iPhone is the coolest thing ever.

Nitrouspony said...

I'm weird and junk.

I LOVE Android over iPhone A LOT.
But also Windows is junk so I have a Mac.
Mac is literally the only thing I will ever buy from Apple. EVER.

stupid iPhone and Windows >:(

Johuotar said...

Why cant people just buy buy what they want and shut up.

Lupus Albus said...

I don't hate Apple based on some anti-hipster logic.

I hate it because they continually release new crap that's the same as the crap we already have minus key features, but at a higher price. (Especially the freaking iPad.)

I also hate the people who actually buy their crap at launch despite having no practical use for it whatsoever.

And I hate them because they charge you a bigger price hike-up than freaking Alienware for their brand.

Unpony said...

Isn't it kind of silly to hate a product, and isn't it even sillier to extend that hate to people who use said products? And besides the real issue here is Coke's superiority to Pepsi.

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

I gave my iPhone power of attorney the other day. Feels good.

Pegasi said...

@Unpony
Coke>Pepsi
Pepsi tastes like piss...

Arcane Scroll said...

Seth and Phoe have good taste :)

Buy an iPhone, looks like every other iPhone in the world.

Buy an Android, looks like whatever you want it to look like.

richfiles said...

I use a Mac. It's my preferred OS.

I loved my older gen iPod Nano, till I sent it through a spin cycle (I had it almost fixed, till the cat knocked one of my speakers over, which crushed it on the charging dock).

I like my old iPod Mini (which still works)

Still, I will NEVER buy an iPhone, iPod Touch, or an iPad in their current state.

Why? Simple! Why would I like a product that could run something I want it to run, but simply REFUSES to ALLOW it, without hacking it, just on the stubborn and stuck up principal of some carrot eating nut Jobs™. I hope as time goes by, and he has less to do with the company, it'll stop being so full of itself and let their products do useful things, like run the apps users want it to run.

richfiles said...

@Gig

Why have I never thought of that before!!! My computer might be crap... Most 7 year old computers are... But it could be at least 20% cooler with Applejack's cutie mark in place of that bland white bitten apple logo!

I miss the Rainbow Apple logo... That was when they still believed they could buck the system... Now they're just a gadget company that sells an image... a conforming, universal image. That's why I still like the iPod Nano. It's the last sea of color in Apple's mindless black and white and chrome look.

I still want to chose for myself!

clarin-ed said...

@2007excalibur2007

Yeah that's exactly why microsoft is trailing apple in stocks.

And didn't Bill Gates quit Microsoft because he couldn't navigate their website or something? Or did I hear incorrectly?

I do admit though that apple has been making some mistakes lately, which is why I'm waiting a few months before upgrading to Lion. Plus, I fear that with their increased popularity will come a dumbing down of products.


I'd also like to point out that when windows first came out, their entire software design (being able to click on icons from a desktop) was taken from apple.

CoffeeGrunt said...

Fuck Apple.

[/Argument]

JPS said...

Hate Apple products? That's madness.

Hate the "Cult of Mac"? Totally understandable.

Tachyon said...

I don't dislike Apple for their prices (although they may make me balk sometimes).

I don't dislike Apple for the quality of their products (as over-hyped as they may be, they're usually of passable quality).

I don't dislike Apple for their user interface quirks (although they may annoy me a little).

I dislike Apple because their "walled garden" mentality is a serious threat to interoperability and freedom.

Microsoft share part of this mentality, though to a lesser extent. Google are generally fairly open, though not in every case, and their pervasiveness is becoming worrisome.

You know, Twilight Sparkle would probably use Linux. She's the smart one who likes to learn, remember? She'd be all up in that source code... ;-)

Marcoooootje1 said...

The only reason Apple sucks is they don't let us customize anything!

K9saurus said...

I use both, therefore I win.

Zak TH said...

FFFFF-

I have to wait for iOS 5 before I can jailbreak again.

Dammit Apple, hurry up!

A Lonely Weeaboo said...

Okay, Haters gonna hate. I just wish my damn contract would be out of warrenty so I can do this!

Caerdwyn said...

Nice troll, Cereal. Did you get as much divisiveness as you had hoped for? What do you do for a sequel?

Hawkeye92 said...

I don't like anything made by Apple anymore. Its overpriced for what you get and you can't modify anything on them.
I liked my iPod touch when I got it, but iTunes is nothing but a pain in the ass and the workmanship is so bad on it that within two years the headphone jack and the dock are both totally useless for playing music on even looking after it properly.

Its ONE redeeming feature is that the internet browsing is pretty good and I can load PDFs onto it, but after the most recent patch safari keeps crashing.

I find the fruit delicious though.

H3llpon3 said...

I would like to submit that apples are for eating not for computer anything, period, point flank, the end.

eat your apples

Octavia said...

"I sell Apples and Apple accessories". <3

I don't like some Apple products either, honestly. But they aren't bad, some are even pretty good. Though a bit over-priced in my humble opinion. They're "cool" by the hipsters and such, so they jack the prices up.

I plan on getting an iPod Touch at some point in the near future I think. This will be helpful. :)

Somepony Else said...

I'll happily use apple products, although I prefer other products.

Apples, on the other hand, are delicious.

sleepingcobrox said...

All this apple hate and not a single talk about the animations. Well I don't intend to jailbreak my phone because I have warranty and that maybe people here can actually talk about the iOS boot animations?

Caerdwyn said...

@sleepingcobrox

Silly Cobrox, this isn't about MLP. Why would that be on this site? It's about stirring up shit, not about a show with positive messages. No, no, we need to inject the same hipster cynicism (as embodied by Apple-haters) that has polluted YouTube and Something Awful into this. That makes us BETTER than others.

A troll with an admin bit is still a troll. A hater with an admin bit is still a hater.

Luna-tic Scientist said...

Tempting, but I'm still under contract so no jailbreak yet. On the other hoof, how often will you see this? I think I've rebooted my iPad only once in the six months I've had it (same for the phone).

I used to be an Apple hater, but then I won a shuffle...it was all down hill from there. Still would loose iTunes if I could though.

MihailK said...

People call me indecisive. Dunno why.
But hey, my Mac probably runs better than any Mac in the same size category.
Well maybe that's overstating it...
Considering it's running on an Alienware M11x, it's probably not far from the truth though.

Me:
Running Mac OS on PCs since 2007.

Northwest Brony said...

I think the Sandisk Sansa line has apple beaten as far as mp3 players go. All the mp3 player without the bunk. Also drag and drop file transfer capabilities!

TearofFriendship said...

Somehow I'd feel as special as Silver Spoon if somebody made something awesome for Linux, I don't care what, just something. It can be a KDE Widget for all I care(in before "KDE is awful! Just like Apple. Gnome forever!).

I don't hate all Apple products, I'd never buy an Apple computer. And I'd never use Mac OS until I had a multi-boot or had it in VirtualBox, and it was just to use Final Cut Pro. The only piece of software Mac is really good for.

TearofFriendship said...

@MihailK
I dream of one day having an insane waste of money dream computer.

And that means a triple boot with Windows 7(or something greater, whenever Windows 8 come out), Linux Mint, and Mac OS X. All in 4320p or greater. Having my main boot Linux Mint, and running both Windows 7 or 8 in Mac OS X in 1080p windowed. Windows playing and recording games in 1080p(you know, like PCSX2 Let's Plays in 1080p, that would be lots of fun). And have OS X in the other Windowed virtual box running Final Cut Pro and editing videos. With all that raw power I could do whatever I wanted, and not ever need to boot out of Linux just for games, video recording, video editing, and ect. And I could get the best of all three worlds at the same time.

Moore's Law, make it affordable. I'm counting on you. Because right now that computer would probably cost more than 5,000 dollars. A 2600K would likely not even come close to handling a portion of that. And I'd need something like Quad HD 6950s. There's no way I'm spending that much on a luxury like that. But maybe in a few years...

Bobbyzero said...

I'm a power user, so Apple is out of the question. I prefer not having to jailbreak or otherwise extensively mod my rig in order to get it to do anything I want it to do, that goes for both desktop and mobile applications...

MihailK said...

@TearofFriendship
I seriosuly don't recommend 6950s.
ATi's 6000 series has been terrible.

I personally use a nVidia 580 3GB (costing at just under $500) and am getting better benchmarks that the comprables for dual 6950s.

Therefore a single 590 would far outclass those 6950s, and cost just over $700.

That there is basic math.

Thomas said...

apple products aren't all bad. I hate macs with a passion, but my iPod does its job perfectly.

Proginoskes said...

I love Apple computers, and my iPhone (though when I look at the iPad I go "Yes, and?", since a I think tablet needs to have a fully-fledged windowing OS). What I strongly dislike is the Apple Corporation. When Apple's engineers or programmers come up with a Neat Thing, the management will inevitably do one or more of the following: 1: mis-market it. 2: pointlessly hobble it. 3: put it in a walled garden. 4: break the promise they made to get it. 5: overcharge for it. 6: kill it before its time.

Marshall said...

*avoids anti-Apple flamewar*

Oh Seth and Phoe, you so silly.

Now to install these on my iPod...

Jagpony said...

Honestly I love Apple and Microsoft both, but I'm a mac considering I'm posting this on a Mac, my laptop is now a Macbook Air, and a iPhone (all on my desk atm). Plus a windows based laptop that IS a pile of jun only because its about ten years old (XP is a solid work horse though).

Ice Storm said...

Big Macintosh would not like this conversation.

Blue Jay Yay said...

Horseapples! Now I feel compelled to intentionally reboot my iPhone so I can watch my little Fluttershy flapping in my screen... There has got to be a better way!

Farnor said...

Just jailbroke my iPod to get these, too bad I can't decide which one I'll be using.
Also I don't like apple products, specially macbooks and iphones. Ipod is ok though since I have one.

Gadvac said...

@rasrap-smurf
By this geeky tech loophole, Macs are technically not PCs- they fit the acronym, yes, but not the full definition.

Gadvac said...

@Cereal Velocity
I think Twilight is referring to the lack of a right-click on less recent Mac touchpads. It's been integrated now, but it's less than satisfactory...

Of course, I'd be using a mouse, anyway, so it doesn't matter.

XKat's* said...

I've always thought that apple products are overpriced, but I don't hate them, I just don't like them.

Bronies, would you still hate apple products if Steve jobs declares himself as a brony? and what about if he relases ponified versions of iphones, macs and stuff?

Come12and3 said...

The way I see it, Apple products just work. Microsoft products do anything you want. When they work. Choosing between them is choosing between stability and functionality. That's why I use Linux.

MihailK said...

@Come12and3
You are gravely mistaken.
I have never had troubles with a Microsoft product.
Where as I have just finally fixed the last thing that was causing kernal panic on my pseudo-Apple product.
Also DirectX 11.
That is all that must be said.

Rarity da Queen of Awesome said...

@Twilight
You can right click on a Mac with settings...
FROM A MAC USER

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