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This first one isn't saucy! No, sir. Colgate is just surprised at how much weight Berry Punch has put on from all that apple cider. The drink, not the podcast celebrity. That would be weird. Click the image for the full comic.
The comic below isn't so much a comic as the latest in a long line of 'give Cereal a freakin' heart attack because it's so damn cute' weaponry. Click it. You'll see what I mean. Be warned, though, I'm not paying your hospital bill.
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147 comments:
Comics upon Comics!
Damn it, now I want a filly Rainbow Dash!!!!
That first one. Totally not saucy at all.
I would love to adopt a pony.
That second one is Dawwwww...
I want one.
HNNNNNNNNG!
!!!! @ Second Comic...
So... Blasted... Cute...
Hooray for comics!
#1. I hate you. >=(
do you guys know how fast you were d'awing just there?
It's OK, I'm from England so the NHS has me covered anyways *clicks seconds comic* HNNNNNNNNG!
I want #2 to be real! With Fluttershy! Or any colt/filly really. I won't be too picky.
I never say this but..
Dawwwwww
@2nd comic
Someone call me an ambulance
My heart....ack
I think my heart exploded.
...good thing I have spares!
Man, that second one. It really is just "HNNNNNG" inducing.
@Starwind Dood
I take it you too had a seizure induced by the second comic's obscene cuteness levels?
WHERE'S MY INSULIN?!
Wachu know 'bout next level cuteness?
The cuteness...IT BURNS!!!!!!!
First comic? Yeah, something definitely popped there.
Guess it's time to look at that second one to see what the fuss is about.
MY HEART!
That second comic. Thank Celestia I work in a place where we basically dispense insulin by the gallon...
Dat #2, the warning isn't big enough! My heart..it's..not..workihnnnnnnnng
I want a filly Twilight now. Why must these ponies in RL pics tease us so?
#1 I don't even...
Who would throw away a pony?! WHO? IMA FIND YOU!
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
1: And that's how fillies come about.
2: The Prismius rapidus equis requires lots of space to practice her acrobatics and develop her speed, and as such is not an indoor pony.
...that guy's so lucky.
HNNNNNG!!!!!! Damn it....Rainbow Dash...
And this is why I want ponies to be real. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT *ragequit, then heart explosion*
Makinac Island brony?! That's only a boat ride away!
**** yeah, bronies!
I need a source for #2
I clicked the second one and got gunned down with cute bullets immediately.
I don't understand the first one. It's possibly my mind just isn't far enough in the gutter.
I'm going to cry myself to sleep over #2 though. Because it didn't happen to me. :(
The second 1 is so cute
#1: Yeah. That just happened. And it makes a lot of sense, somehow.
#2: I... No matter how lucky one can be, no one is luckier than someone who can adopt a filly.
Why couldn't have been me to find that box!!
I want one!!!! I want it NAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW!
After I find my own pony to love, I'm going to kick the soulless bastard's ass who left Filly Dash out in the cold!!!
D'awwww. #2 is too cute! I would adopt a filly Dash in a heartbeat! Or a Fillyshy or any filly for that matter!
You know, I've learned to say no to the cute little kittens I see up for adoption. But ponies...I'd have dozens, there's just no defense!
Baby Dash is off the damned cute scale.
Nobody would give away a Rainbow Dash filly!
Cuteness overload.
I want one. I want one so bad. That was funny, that #2
And then Colgate got spiked.
@ValentineRain Took me a minute to figure it out too, I believe Berry Punch showed Colgate her ass and he was like 'HNNGGG' and managed to pull the cork out.
Her Cuteness-level... IT'S OVER NI- *Is slapped*
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Sorry for that one... though still, damn cute #2! And apparently Colgate's barndoor swings both ways, or at the very least inwards! Good show!
Dear Cereal,
Berry punch is one of my drinking mates. So she does usually gets a fair amount of cider. The drink - yeah, Colgate is one of those mares you just don't mess with. Great girl but don't cross her.
AppleCider
The second one gave me a heart attack on a scale I've never had before: 503 teraHNNNGGGs.
Oh, Goddess, I know we were warned but still! I at least was completely unprepared for the unprecedented levels of cute hiding behind that second link!
Now I must procure my very own Rainbow Dash, thank you very much.
Regarding the second comic, I do believe that's the first fanwork of Berry Punch I can remember where she's not completely sloshed. Such a novel concept!
@ JoeyH
Maybe it's just me, but filly Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie are rather strange-looking.
Twilight and AJ, however, I would adopt in less than a heartbeat.
Cute. And CUTE! :3
That Dash comic took a good five minutes to load but it was worth it, I broke another cuteness meter looking at it.
Cereal, you said nothing about paying for my insulin. YOU HEAR THAT!
Awww Rainbow Dash.
Id adopt Fluttershy, Lyra, Derpy or Luna in a flash. Especially Tom.
My doctor told me to stop looking at images like #2. Now I'm on my way back to the hospital.
Ponies for adoption? YES :) (just made my day)
Holy frikin Jesus the second one is cute. My face hurts from smiling so much. Then I get sad I can't have my own filly Rainbow Dash
The second one was so ridiculously adorable that it made me want to go buy a baby pony, dye it's hair in rainbow colors, and keep it as a pet.
*Le looks at warning on #2*
Ha, good thing I have some spare anti-cute googles
*puts googles, sees #2*
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!...The googles, they do nothing!
You will never see Fillarity in a box on the side of the road, because her horn will always drag her to the nearest bolder-sized rock precariously perched upon Pride Rock.
Pardon me, I need to check the manual for my D'aww-O-Matic; it seems to be stuck in the ON position.
You know, there was once a time when I could go onto the internet and be able to count on the fact that I wouldn't suffer heart attacks and diabetes all at once. Those days are clearly over.
And I would pay any sum of money to be able to adopt Fluttershy.
First one... Yikes, I was not prepared for the sauciness. Love it.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :D
It's also sad because, if you think about it, the person who gave away Rainbow Dash as a filly probably HAD to due to some tragic event. :< But, whoever got her would give her a good home. <3
AJ: "Mah daddy was a big, strong, hard workin' stallion!"
Twilight: "My dad was always there for me!"
Pinkie: "My dad never smiled, but I changed that real fast!"
Fluttershy: "My dad...uhm....uhh...."
Rarity: "My father was a fashion designer, before he, you know, retired."
Rainbow Dash: "My dad didn't have a coat and he stood on two legs! Also, his front hooves were weird; they were like, five tendril things."
*Everyone looks at RD*
I want a filly pinkie pie. I don't care if she drives everypony crazy. I want one. :(
Where can I get a filly Twilight?! D:>
That second one...
I would totally snatch up that box like nobody's business.
...I jelly. ;_;
The moral of comic #2 is...If you see a random box, open it up. It might have a pony inside.
Number 1 was too funny, I giggled like a nutcase
As for Number 2, I uber-d'awwwwed
#2 seems like it might be a good idea for a fanfic
#1 Made me laugh right away due to my sick mind :P.
#2 Literally made me shed some manly tears of joy.
If heaven is real, I'm totally adopting a filly RainbowDash if I get there.
If heaven isn't real, I'm going create heaven out of sheer willpower.
Nothing will stop me from making image 2 a reality.
If i don't get my filly Rainbow Dash today i think i will die.... My vision is starting to fade... The pain! Oh, the agony!
@Crusty Bread Amen to that.
OhMyGosh! I just realised what the file name for Image 2 is.
"happybirthdayrd1.jpg"
Happy Birthday RD ONE.
That implies there will be more in the future!
HNNNNNN!.....GHHNNNN!.......DAWWWWWWWWWW!
#2 is the most beautiful and painful thing I have ever seen.
I want a Rainbow Dash too!
#2
Equestria is definitely under Michigan. Wheatley wasn't entirely lying about the pony farm.
I had to facedesk after I saw #2 to recover from what I had seen.
Cereal's giving everyone diabetes today with all the cute.
Even my brother, who hates ponies, Was D'waaaing @second comic.
i am so friggin jelous, I WANT A RAINBOW DASH FILLY!!!! AND WHO THE F*** WOULD GIVE HER AWAY?!
I call Pinkie Pie, and will engage anyone who says otherwise in Mortal Kombat! That is all.
#2 HNNNG IWANTAFILLY THATISSOADORABLE AAAH
More comics, sweet!
#2: Christ, I thought my dog was cute, but filly Rainbow Dash... that's... it... can't... too....
There's no words to describe it. Nothing in the English language can properly gauge the cuteness in that picture. NOTHING. Quick, someone give me a word from another language!
And #1 : Wait... what? Oh no. Please don't tell me.... Ugh, more of 'this' type of content. Damn it, ponies are supposed to be adorable, NOT DRAWN LIKE THAT. Excuse me while I bleach my face. Cannot unsee, so bleach it away!
@V da Mighty Taco
...
FINISH HIM!
*grabs your chest with both hands*
*rips out two of your ribs*
*stabs you in the eyes with your own ribs*
NAGU360 WINS!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
FATALITY!
*walks away happily with filly Pinkie Pie cradled in arms*
I don't need fat and sugar to make me happy... I only need ponies.
@Notgoodusername360 she will be mine and you will die when you sleep. Just giving you fair warning
#2 Way too cute, my heart feels like it's gonna expl-hhhrrrrnnnng
I dunno guys, the second comic doesn't get that kind of reaction from me. Yes, she's absolutely adorable... but I can't see why people can even picture her as a pet in any way.
Actually, that brings up the awkward dynamic of living with someone who is simultaneously on the same level of intelligence as you but also cute and cuddly enough to turn you into a babbling idiot.
@Lupus Albus
1: She's not a pet. More like an adopted child.
2: It's not called an awkward dynamic. What it is called has not been invented yet, but "Paradise" will do for now.
Why is filly dash do damn adorable? It's not fair.
The only time where anything in Johnny Test would be likable; That ray that brings cartoon characters to life. BUILD IT NOW, SCIENCE PEOPLE!
Ahhhhhh I want my own Rainbow Dash :(
It's official, filly Rainbow Dash is the cutest thing ever. If the image of her in the second panel is sent to everyone in the world, we'll have world peace in ten seconds flat.
I know what I would want for my birthday now (Oct 3rd).
*heart explodes into candy*
The second one destroyed my dawww meter almost to the point of tears D:
You know, I've never actually D'awwed at anything pony. I've thought, oh, that's cute, and I've come close a few times, but I've deliberately avoided using the language of the more fanatic bronies.
And then I saw that second comic.
Ughhhh.... HNNNNGGGHHH... Must... Not... Ughhh... D'awwwww...
Damn you, bronies. I hope you're happy... 'cause I am...
If that second one ever became true, I could die a happy man.
OK, so guess what EVERYbrony is gonna want for Christmas now... and the answer is really simple...
(Pinkie Pie voice)A PO-NY!!!*
Gender role reversal much? In the past, it was girls who wanted ponies for Christmas.
I love this fandom.
(*:A FiM-Pony, that is. Keeping and caring for a real pony would just be too much work, and not enough cute.)
@LcplBronyUSMC
So could I, Brony. But it's ironic since I would finally have a reason to want to live forever.
"Berry Punch has put weight from all that apple cider. The drink, not the podcast celebrity. That would be weird"
Thanks a lot Cereal, I was drinking tea when I read that and now its all over my pants and table. Curse you comedic mental image of Berry Punch eating AppleCider alive
Well I may not be a Brony, but that second picture may of almost turned me. It is adorable, dawww
I want a filly Dash now after seeing that second comic.
Also I call Filly-FeatherMay...yeah...
Cute, but I know I'll have hard time when she's grown up so Pass.
Like I need to be reminded why Rainbow Dash is my favorite pony. If I saw that in front of my door, my life would officially be over 20,000% cooler.
Yup... so totally, undeniably, dat plot. Colgate certainly seems very... erm... "surprised" alright. :)
Indeed, indeed on that second comic, Cereal. It's quite hard to abstain from such the high volume of cuteness that embodies it. Trying to hold back... but... can't... handle it... d'awwwwwwwwww! I'd bring her home in a heart beat. As I'm sure pretty much everyone here would. <3
Dang it!
Now I really want to see the second one, but my internet security won't let me go to that web-page.
In-fact, it won't let me go to half the pages you link to!
I think I just saw the most adorabel thing in the world @_@!
If that second picture of Rainbow Dash in that comic was of her sad I don't think I could handle it. I'm serious, I would probably start crying uncontrollably. As it is right now is boarder line...
Imagine having RD living in your house, except you raised her from fillyhood, and she calls you "Dad".
'Nuff said. Proceed to write fanfics.
Oh, God. My heart.
...Great, now I need to hug someone in order to siphon off the several million pounds of my unfiltered emotional buildup.
Little pony adoption is becoming a bigger problem everyday..... everyday employees of little pony shelters are losing their jobs because lack of ponies to take care of.... little ponies are simply adopted as soon as they are brought in for whatever rare occasion such a rare event would happen. Do your part and resist the impossible to resist temptation to adopt a adoable wittle pony today, and help these people who refuse to work in a dog or cat shelter to stay employed.....
I want to adopt a Rainbow Dash now. So...SO ADOREABLE!
That second comic has a level of cute not intended for mortal men to bear.
AR pictures.
This whole thing has officially gone to hell. This makes me sick.
Wow, sexy followed by adorable.
So now Colgate and Berry Punch are in a relationship? So, we've already paired up Bonbon and Lyra... Derpy and Dinky are boarding at Carrot Top's place (I'm assuming no relationship there), Twilight and Trixie are a well-known pair, I've seen some serious implications of Vinyl Scratch and Octavia (there's one relationship I'll never buy). Who will we pair up next?
Oh, wait, I know, it'll be Cheerilee. Cheerilee and... well, drat, who's left?
Awww, I want a Rainbow-filly of my own now. Reality be a harsh mistress!
#1 Berry can open any bottle *POP*
#2 Are you trying to kill me?
omg cuteness overload on #2 I WANT
Medic!!!
#1 Oh my, the implications 0_o
#2 OMG, thanks a lot for giving me diabetes mellitus. Now I will not live long enough to see her grow.
*Heart explodes*
*falls on ground*
*raises sign ala Wily E. Coyote* : "Happy birthday, Rainbow Dash."
I guess you we can call number two a rainbow dash shipping.
Also, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to handle the cuteness of such an awesome pony in my house ;_;
#1 I don't see what's going to hap- O_O
#2 DAMN IT CEREAL, I ALMOST VOMITED MY HEART OUT IT'S THAT CUTE.
2 is so damn cute
@garru spike
Say no more. *opens word*
I tried to brace myself for cuteness. Did not expect cuteness of such a magnitude.
HNNNG
1.No... just no.
2.I want so much. Some call Gordon Freeman. I need that project he worked to make a portal to Equestria for me.
You won't pay my hospital bills, I can't pay my hospital bills. Maybe Celestia will if I move to Equestria.
That #2...Omg my heart.
#2 holy Celestia the cute burned through my protective suite in a matter of seconds, its a good thing i injected 2 doses of insulin before preceding otherwise id be a ghost
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVAR SEEN! IF I SAW THAT CUTE LITTLE FACE ON THE SID OF THE ROAD ID BE LIKE OH MAH GOSH~
#2- D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
In the future, i want someone to make something to make animatronic ponies that act exactly like the ones in mlp. people can dream, cant they? :)
I jelly of that second comic.
@Deadlyblack 2nd me too
I wish I had a little filly or colt. I would like a Doctor Whooves or Fluttershy. Or maybe Twilight Sparkle and a purple egg.
@NotAGoodUsername360
Hey! HEY!
You totally stole that idea from me! D:<
The second one is so cute <3
I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH RAINBOW DASH, BOYAH
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