D'awww i don't get how #1 works but its cute.
Apple mafia lol
This is apple territory
The apple family doesn't need to hire the mafia, they are the mafia!
I can't decide whether #1 is hilarious or a perfect example of fridge horror.Just gonna go with both for now.
First one: Ditzy, r u trolling?Second one: A little harsh there Apple Clan... Didn't know y'all were THAT kinda Family. :P
dat apple family, AJ: ur just came to tha wrong neighborhood Sugarcube,Big M: EeyupApplebloom: Maybe i get mah cutie mark, can i hold hit her first sis?Hmm... my fanfic senses are tingling (or has this already been done
The Family does not appreciate the competition.
@CTVulpinThe family that stays together, slays together. :)
@Onej6DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!
...I want a fanfic based on #2
I'm sensing history repeating itself here. (There was a time in American history, around Theodore Roosevelt's time in office, where Americans were incredibly racist to Italian grocers. They even lynched some of them!) And, judging by the ciao the pear seller says, I'm gonna guess that this is that, withPonies?Want a sequel now.
Granny Smith is the "Godmarether".
@TrollestiaA euphemism for being pregnant is that a woman 'has one in the oven'.Also, it would ap-pear that somepony is about to get hurt to their core.
First one: ...I could see that happening, yes. But only if Pinkie had something to do with it.
Dr. Hooves hates pears.
Oh, Derpy. Twilight's face in the last panel is perfect.
The first one had me confused for a bit but then i got itNumber 2 had me rolling
First one's funny in a very disturbing way. XDSecond one's just damn brilliant.
#1: *chuckles, shakes head*#2: That look on AJ's face... SO EVIL
We cant stop here this is apple country!
Apple Crime Family!
You don't bring your goods into Applejack's burg, you hear? I mean, who da fuck do ya think you are, eh? You want a piece of me? Alright, Joe Pesci impression done for now.
Derpy be trollin', methinks.
Applejack Soprano is now best pony.
In other news, APPLEJACK.Do not cross/mess with her, I know I wouldn't!*cowers in fear*
YES! Mean Apple family!
Wouldn't that make Derpy the father and the oven the mother?
Whoo! I got my comic up without submitting it myself! I feel awesome XDThough that second one is better in my opinion X3
So that means apples are the ONLY fruit in the Ponyville market?Good thing they're my favorite fruit. XP
Gosh, I love the artstyle of the second comic.
Doña Granny Smith is not pleased with your pears
Selling pears in Ponyville? Don't let Dr. Whooves eat them. He hates pears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qS0odekuU&feature=related
That explains what happened to all the other fruit in ponyville. . .
WE DONT LIKE YOU kind AROUND HERE!!!!
Silly forelle this is apple turf
1# This one is missing Derpy saying: "And that's how I invented the muffins!"2# I want to see a fanfic written around this, now!!!
Run little Italian pony! Its the Apple Mafia xDApplejack: Ah thought Ah told ya'll to stay mah turf! It will be the glue factory for you!
Based on how Apple Bloom acted in that one episode, I'm not surprised at all.
@Laurence BrownIt still doesn't quite make sense, Derpy implied the oven was the father. Either way, its cute and funny. doesn't matter too much.
Now, I reckon y'all are new 'round here, so I'm gonna give ya one warning: we here in Ponyville don't take kindly to misspellin' "tongue." It ain't "toonj," it's g-u-e. Ya got that?
This here is apple country, y'all understand?Ah don't think she does, sis!Yer right, Appleboom. Ah reckon she needs something to remind her, don't she, Big Macintosh?Eeeeyup.
When I seen the thumbnail I HONESTLY thought that there would be a Dr.Whooves reference. XD
Ciao!Hehe...uh...Addio!Am I the only one that doesn't think Dinky will be a CMC? They've already got a unicorn, and I don't think they'll mess with the balance.
The second one was brilliant!!
I hate Pears!
I lolled so hard at the second one XD
Forget it Jake, its Appletown.
So dinky literally is a muffin, and the apple family keeps a tight monopoly on fruit sales in ponyville using aggressive business tactics. Everything makes sense now.
And thats how business prospers...
Y'know sugah cube, yer pears make me and mine a might uncomfortable. Now, y'all wouldn't us to be uncomfortable, now would ya. That just wouldn't be neighborly, now would it?
"Buongiorno, can I interest you in a sample of an Apple-this was your last opportunity to leave town? It was just taken out of the oven...""Eeyup...""I heard it tastes delicious with a side of bat...and pain."
"Yay! My cutie mark is for breakin' legs!""That'sma girl!""Eeeyup."
Apple Gangster LOL
I"m calling soooooooo much bull shit on the Derpy Dinky comic. Soooooooo much bullshit. I love different takes on the Dinky origin story, but that is the stupidest one ever.
2. Some should write a fanfic about this.
We don' take kindly to pear folk round these parts
First comic is freaken adorable. Derpy and Dinky comics so often are though. She's Derpy's little muffin. <3Second one was kinda funny, but I find it kinda sad too. What a mean thing to do to such a sweet pony just trying to make a living. :( Though I love all their facial expressions and stances in the last panel.
1. And dat's how muffins are made.
This is Apple turf....take your buisness elsewhere...
That pear pony is really pretty, what's her name? And is "tounge" supposed to be the Italian spelling of "tongue"?
#1 OK Derpy's intentionally just screwing with Twi now.
Lol, why is pear pony Italian?
#2. CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MAFIA ENFORCERS GO!
So, Apple Bloom's cutie mark is a baseball bat breaking some legs?
#2 is visually hilarious, I love the last panel especially!
I apologize in advance for any truly terrible puns...Someone's about to get Apple Smacked.Apple Bloom ap pears to have ditched the Peace Core.Pearhaps that vendor should peel out.Applebloom's making Fruit Punch!She's got some really rotten luck.Her plan never came to fruition.This art style is really fresh.Time to break in the new vendor.Someone keep going, my puns are getting worse!
@JR"#2. CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MAFIA ENFORCERS GO!"THIS has to appear in any future fan-fic based on this comic. :D
Applejack stood with her head bowed respectfully as Granny Smith rocked back and forth, stroking her chin as she was lost in thought."AJ," she said in a raspy voice. "I want ya t' go 'n find Luca Trotsi. Tell 'im he needs t' go down with Big Macintosh and have a conversation with this here pear seller. Tell 'em it don't gotta get rough unless they get uppity. We'll let 'em have a cart on the outskirts of town, but town square is Apple family territory.""Yes, ma'am," Applejack said quickly. "But what 'bout Apple Bloom? She said she wants to help.""I want that filly's hooves to stay clean o' this," Granny told her insistently. "She's a good kid, our Bloom, an' she's got a bright future. I don't want her gettin' caught up in the family business.""I understand completely," Applejack replied with a nod."You're a good girl, AJ," Granny said with a smile. "Someday this'll all be yours, that I promise ya.""I'll do ya proud, Granny," Applejack told her as she took her leave of the matriarch of the Apple family. "I'll do us all proud."=============After reading that second comic, I couldn't help myself. I just had to write SOMETHING. ^_^
@Fire Flash I assume it's because Italian is a blatant mafia territory wars stereotype
Hmmmm...a mafia game where you play as a member of the apple family...I'd play the hell outta that!
@DJLowriderYOU.MAKE THIS FULL LENGTH.
#1 hahaha i get it... its a play on bun in the oven... dohohoho... not really.#2 Apple Bloom: "So how will this get me my cutie mark?"AJ: "Do ya'll want ya'll's cutie mark or not?"AB: "YES!! YES I DO! So did i do good Big Brother?"Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Oh gawd...I laugh'd so HARD at these. >XD I can't tell which of the two I like better.
the second comic made me lol!(and i really wish i could change my account name...)
@Comic 1: Um.....YEAH.....O_o.....why is Dinky a unicorn then?@Comic 2: Oh GODS, what would've happened if that pony was selling ORANGES....? D:
I like that Pear pony. Shes cute.Pear Blossom is now her name.
@DJLowriderPlease please please write this fanfic! Just from that little tidbit, I like your style. I bet you would do a great job of it, and I'd love to read it.
FAN FIC ON NO:2 PL0X!!!It has to be done!
#1 Twi: "Are you serious, or are you just screwing with me?"Derpy: "A little from column A, a little from column B."
Oh, and I always wanted to imagine the Apple family as the Monsanto of Equestria.
Applejack in #2 shes like "yeah, that aint happenin"
Since we're all making Mafia puns and references here, what would the Apple family leave in the pear pony's bed? I'd say a human head, but humans don't exist in Equestria.
@Ud the ImpI now have an image of Applejack being ambushed at a toll station and pelted with Oranges.
"And five, very important, five... Don't let me eat pears! I hate pears!"
hahahahahahaha #2 is.....HOOD.Applejack got them cold Marlo Stanfield eyesDO NOT. FUCK WITH. THE APPLE CLAN'S PAPER.You heard Applejack in Ticket Master, ain't no universal healthcare in Equestria and Granny need a new hip. SHIT IS REAL ON THESE STREETS.
And hell yes I co-sign the #2 fanfic clamor.
Damn, Apples, insecure much?
#1: Dear god, Twilight's eye in 3rd panel... There is too much Derp so it is going on vacation.#2: I sense a Romeo and Juliet story, but with apples and pears. Also, Applebloom is already in the construction business. Just look at the CMC's tree house. From there, it's just a small jump to wielding a bat.
@TimberIt's just business....
#1 Literal "My Little Muffin" :3#2 You don't mess with The Family.
I loved #2 to tears. Last panel was more than I could take XD
Man, I've been trying to think of a way to play the organized crime game in Equestria and this is it. Fruit Cartels!
I'm annoyed that they misspelled tongue, because my last name is Tongue.
The Apple Family. Must not interfere with the Apple Family.
Before I saw the apples in the last panel, I honestly thought I was going to see Doctor Whooves.
the apple family scares me