Friday, September 23, 2011

Comic: Flutterbitch

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I can't wait to see more of this evil Fluttershy tomorrow.   Out of all the ponies, I think she has the most potential for comedy.  Also tail whips.

102 comments:

wackyteen said...

D= There's a bad word in the title.

lolz.

Desert Rose said...

Oh no not flutterbitch....

Areani said...
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wackyteen said...

Fluttershy's tail whip made me understand why tail whip lowers defense.


and I've played over 4000 hours of Pokemon.

It took Ponies to get me to understand.

Denon said...

Same here. Can't wait. Also, a friend showed me that episode of Star Trek with Q. Now I get why that Italian guy was so excited about John De Lancie.

NinesTempest said...

That was fantastic

Not gonna lie.

Firleycat said...

She took 2 muffins.... THAT FIEND.

Areani said...

Two muffins. Flutterbitch took 2 muffins. And that's terrible

NonoPony said...

OMG SHE TOOK 2 MUFFINS!!!1!one!!

... why is that the most offensive thing to me, somehow?

Denon said...

Last panel is the best.

Pioneer1 said...

Wow, I actually managed to see it before it was on EqD? Awesome. I find this comic hilarious

CogWeaver said...

All those other things were bad...
...but when she took that second muffin, I was all AW HELL NO!

Chidadow said...

It is almost as bad as when Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes!

Celestia said...

Last panel is the sort of thing I could see Fluttershy doing if she ever tried to be rebellious

Vanishing said...

Ok, I lost my shit at the Zecora panel. Flutterbigot

l33tsaber said...

That last panel so fits the "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking" trope.

Blinky said...

Not the muffins! She's so evil.

ArtAttack said...

"Pieces of Glass"
I lol'd.

CTOONfan1 said...

I can't believe she did that... That sign SPECIFICALLY says one muffin! She's an evil monster!

Brian Johnson said...

4th panel: Welsh Rarebit, yum
5th panel: THAT'S RACIST!
6th panel: Ditzy had better be able to get her muffin, otherwise... oh I can't be mad at my favourite pegasus. Continue your business.

Pinstar said...

I will pee myself if they have her mirror her 'yay' with a new trademark "boo" tomorrow.

Na´ash said...

Being a complete jerk towards children: A-OK!

Taking two cupcakes when instructions tell you otherwise: YOU MONSTER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

D. Shadows said...

And why again do people keep defending her in saying "she's not an evil enchantress Darkon"?

I mean sheesh it's always the quiet ones that are the most evil.

Tail slap, baby, tail slap... because with a tail slap she can get it together!

Cwhite17 said...

This made my day, my tomorrow, and my Sunday.

jodyjm13 said...

Very funny comic, with the perfect final panel. Liarjack's been getting all the fandom love so far, but I think Flutterb!tch definitely has more comic potential.

[ger]Brony1 said...

When no one was looking, Fluttershy
took TWO muffins. She took 2 muffins.
That's as many as two ones.
And that's terrible.

Lord Anthony the 1337th said...

2 muffins!? That's worse than taking them ALL! Oh no!

Inkan1969 said...

Hah! The labels on Spike's boxes alone made me laugh forever. :-D

NotAGoodUsername360 said...

1. Ponyfication and role reversal of a scene from Saw II in 3... 2... 1...

4. WABBIT STEW!!!

5. DAT'S WAISIST!

6. NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN CRUEL!!!

NyxIsMyGuardianAngel said...

@wackyteen

If this were Facebook, I would like your comment.

Logan Warner said...

Slowpoke.jpg

...EqD seems to always get the cool comics and stuff, but a day or two later than I find them on ponibooru.

emptypopcan said...

That, that nefarious pegasus she took TWO MUFFINS!!!!

jeremiah said...

shes acting like a bitch......

marioandsonic said...

I have a feeling that during tomorrow's episode, the last panel is going to be the worst thing she does.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MinionWithAnFInEvil

Buster said...

Not only did she 'Tail whip' Twilight but 'Swagger' as well thus confusing Twi. She also used 'Tackle' on Pinkie.

Got to say, Fluttercruel is probably my favourite of the 5 de-harmonized ponies. Pinkie's just gone Pinkamena without the hair, Rarity's is just silly, as is AJ's lying face. We've not even seen Rain-bail-on-this-joint Dash yet.

duffdawg said...

The rest of the panels were bad, but the last one crossed the moral event horizon.

KTS said...

That kniving Fluttershy stole two muffins.

Flashback said...

That face in the last panel...so awesome.

ElectricZoNe said...

If she gets two muffins I want two muffins...

mycutiemarkisagun said...

*Wonder Showzen "THAT'S RACIST!" gif*

Srsly tho, I never a fan of Zecora's faux-african accent. And Faust said there were no races in FIM....ha! Spike Lee would flip out over Zecora's character. "They still got Magical Negroes in Equestria!"

IntelligencePending said...

Seeing this, I was thinking of possible ways episode two could end, and a question came up.

If the way to defeat Discord's influence is to first defeat the flaw that he built upon, what would happen to Fluttershy?

Killsteal_Wolf said...

@Buster

But what happens if Discord completes his work and we get Twilight Sparkless in tomorrow's episode?

P. Pony Ponyson said...

Seen it.

Would you believe that I almost called Cereal out on Seth's disapproval of most things vulgar? That would've been facehoof worthy for sure.

Sandman said...

So evil. Especially that last frame.

terrycloth said...

That's why I was amused when Zecora was utterly useless against the parasprites.

T'Renn said...

@[ger]Brony1: Thank you. Someone had to do that. If you hadn't, I would have had to.

NDupree93 said...

@Logan Warner
well, I imagine they do get an enormous amount of emails about various submissions, there's gonna be some time before it's posted, especially when at the same this comic came out, dozens of other comics, videos, art pieces, and songs were made and posted.

Aquaman52 said...

Last one made the whole thing worth it. XD

James Corck said...

Flutterbitch is the best kind of bitch.

Dusty the Royal Janitor said...

This is good. Just the right amount of bitch to be funny without going full on "slaughtershy"

And the last one had me in stitches... :D

Atiarotias said...

I've seen futabitch comic so this is almost kind of cute

2% said...

Fluttershy took two muffins. That's as many as two ones. And that's terrible.

P. Pony Ponyson said...

@ 2%
Thanks a ton for reminding us of what [ger]brony1 said.

For the record Seth, Flutterwry is the P.C. term.

SparkleFun said...

I hate the fandom nickname for Discorded Fluttershy.

The comic was funny though (except the smoking. I don't fancy that idea either).

Ford said...

She has no experience being mean. She'll probably just leave the toilet seat up and put glasses of drinks on tables without first putting a coaster underneath.

This whole concept of what's happened to those five is really fascinating to me. Do they still regard Discord as an enemy? Or Twilight as their friend? Are they aware of what's happened to them? Can Appliejack drop some clever lies to lead Twilight to the truth? And why was she able to speak the truth when she saw Rainbow Ditch ditch them?

Nämahs said...

Discord Fluttershy breaks my heart. I could easily stomach an alternate timeline fanfic where every other pony remained in their reversed states, but not Fluttershy, that's just too much.

DreadedCandiru2 said...

The last panel calls to mind Twi's going FOR SCIENCE when she stole Ditzy's muffin. My guess is that somepony figures out who touched her MUFFINS!!!, Flutterbitch would end up being Intractionbitch.

80and56 said...

Liked the panel with the cigarette and lighter, a funny call-back to that one Nightly Roundup where she was in the cigar shop.

John said...

*gasp* SHE TOOK MORE THAN ONE FREE SAMPLE! THAT BITCH!!!

Actually, come to think of it, I do the same... :P

I absolutely love her lighting a cigarette while telling Applebloom she'll never get her cutie mark.

busparkingonly said...

Missing panel: Fluttershy giving Applebloom a cigarette burn for a cutie mark.

HyeronimusP said...

Zecora's face earned my 5/5

Flutterfan said...

I wish we could see that scene with Applebloom and the CMC on the show, would be classic!

And racist Flutterbitch. Despite the PC implications I still laughed.

BlueJay Chill said...

OMG. I can't believe she actually took TWO muffins. That means somepony will be left without one...
Lily: "The horror, the HORROR!"
Rarity: *faints*

Jacob Beck said...

She took 2 muffins, AND ATE THEM!

Greenf0x said...

I dont like how Discord did this to her, but egads, I think I am loving Flutterbitch more than FLuttershy.

Help me somepony.

MiColt said...

Those facial expressions... epic, just epic. I honestly lol'ed.

Rarity Unicorn said...

Bad Fluttershy, Derpy wanted everypony to get a muffin.

jodyjm13 said...

OK, so some people think the name for Discorded Fluttershy used as the title of this comic is too much, and I can understand why. But I haven't seen another name nearly as catchy. Any other suggestions? So far I've seen...
Flutterwry
Sassyshy
Cruelshy
Flutterjerk

(And before anyone complains about trying to replace a nickname because some people find it upsetting, I don't see anything wrong with trying to come up with an even better nickname.)

Kham_The_Huggable_Zombie said...

Oh god.. Why do I love Flutterbitch as much as Fluttershy? xDDD

Octavia said...

Saw this comic the other night I think it was. Flutterbitch is actually pretty funny. I especially like that last panel... two muffins! Two! :O <3

Ardashir said...

@Rarity Unicorn Say, Rarity, how is everything going with you and your giant rock?

And as for the comic, now I imagine Zecora saying, "And how has this terrible event come to pass, that turned sweet Fluttershy into a total ass?"

Nyerguds said...

Hehe, two muffins...

Actually, that's probably the worst Fluttershy could come up with on her own if she was told to be mean :p

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NOFURR said...

Shouldn't Fluttershy have only left one muffin?

Sourcils said...

When no one was looking, Fluttershy took two muffins.
That's as many as two ones.
And that's terrible.

jodyjm13 said...

That's three times this exact quote has been posted. That's as many as three ones. Where the heck is it from?

SparkleFun said...

There was a comic once that taught numbers or something and it went something like "When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible."

Godort said...

Spike? why do you even have those things

megantron said...

Oh man I love Flutterbitch. I'm really looking forward to her tomorrow.

Also, pretty sure that the Lex Luthor thing is from Super Dictionary. I don't know if you can still buy that though.

FlutterDash said...

Lol I love Flutterbitch I can't wait to see more of her!

87e74b92-e64e-11e0-a78d-000f20980440 said...

She took 2 muffins instead of 1. Is derpy gonna have to slap a bitch?

Fawfulcopter said...

I thought this was exaggerating her meanness.
Then I saw today's clip.

Meep said...

*Gasp She's taking 2 free samples!!!

Evil at its finest!

Profesor Rod said...

D:

MY GOD!

SHE TOOK TWO MUFFINS, SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Java said...

Reaction images imminent.

What The Hay said...

Flutterbitch smoking the cigarette just made me laugh. The whole comic is so campy and I just love it for that!

Applejack85 said...

Fluttershy being bad is just weird, but pretty funny at the same time

Voltaire said...

The last frame made me laugh. The second to last one? :Thatsracist.gif:

Luna Fan Man said...

The name "Flutterbitch" almost made me snarf my cereal.

Private said...

Derpy called.
She wants her muffins back.

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