Saturday, September 17, 2011

Bad Mane Days: A Guide to Pony Hair Styling



So you’ve finally caved. You went to the store and bought yourself a plastic pony in celebration of the first episode of season two. Or maybe you’ve had your collection for a while, and you’ve just let that hair go because you’re not sure what to do with it.


I’m here to fix that.

The above is a quote from the author. I couldn't have said it better myself. You can find this in-depth guide by Scaradango, complete with picture references, on his DeviantArt here.

On another note, I don't care how many man cards I just turned in for this post.

53 comments:

ninto55 said...

You still have mancards? Mine ran out long ago.

Gypsy said...

i need this for Rarity!!!

paradoxador said...

all of my manlyness, take it

NDupree93 said...

Cereal, haven't you learned already? All Bronies have a life-time supply of man-cards.

SgtGarand said...

Already styled Pinkie Pie and Rarity. Rarity's hair was a pain. Had to go out and buy bobby pins and straws....almost, and I said 'almost' bought actual curlers since I was on my 5th styling attempt. But since they only came in a huge bag, I passed. Finally got her styled in such a way that I was happy enough with. I would get Twilight but I think I am going to commission a plush instead and leave any other Pony related purchases to a welovefine shirt.... oh, i said that out loud...

Star Pony said...

Man cards? those still exist?

Brian Johnson said...

So that's why Rarity's hair looks more like Sweetie Belle's
Dr. Cox: "These are man-cards, every time you do something unmanly, I take one."
Dr. Dorian: "I like the calligraphy on these."
Dr. Cox: "Hand it over."

Joey said...

I prefer the little plastic figures that look more like the cartoon counterparts. But there's not as big a collection.

And a pox on man cards!

dwarfyz said...

I prefer they really start making Pony toys but WAY MORE ACCURATE.
At least toys of these GMOD models. I don't feel like buying something that looks like G3.

Anon Pony With A Name said...

Why would you be turning in mancards? You should be receiving more of them in truck loads!

Woof Hooves said...

well.....considering the hair was really the only thing stopping me from buying them.......i now have no excuses but i MUST find dash first..seems the only one ive yet to find in any local store

FlutterDash said...

I already had Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, but I did actually buy another pony (Applejack) in celebration for season 2 the night before. And Cereal ponies are super manly!

Saddlesoap said...

I was unaware of the process of boil-perming toy Ponies' manes.

Now that I am, I am curious to give it a shot...

Don't worry, Twilight! I'll save your coiffure!

Chris W. said...

So a friend of mine fixed her pony hair months ago, and offered to help me with mine. I just haven't had time to meet with her.
I saw this guide, and figured it'd be a good way to fix their manes without her help.
...nope, it's a link to HER dA. So much for not her help. I'll just schedule that meeting, hehe.

dmtactical said...

This is just so ironic. These toys were DESIGNED to have their hair styled. Yet while the target demographic might be running the plastic brush through its hair and putting on a rubber band, we have 20+ year olds cutting, boiling, and curling the hair in a full out effort to get it styled "right". It's hilarious and I love it.

Scaradango said...

Hah! I never had man cards to begin with- I'm actually a girl! :P

*waves at Chris*

Lordlyhour said...

Duh, of course you loose your man cards when playing with My little pony. They give you an Upgraded Brony card in exchange

NDupree93 said...

I'm just not interested in the "Brushable" ponies. I might get some of the blind bag ones eventually, but only if i can find a way to ensure I get Rarity, Twilight, or Fluttershy

Raven said...

Cool. So, anyone been to Furaffinity yet? Bronies took over the Banner. xD

Scaradango said...

@NDupree93

There is! All pony product codes are known, the Toys R Us set has all the mane six, and if you buy the tube of four, that fo'sho comes with Rarity and Twilight.

Silent hunter said...

BTW, Internet explorer is being paranoid about Google account sign ins. :/

thegamefilmguruman said...

The only one I've got is a Twilight with a missing leg we found in the street. I may like the show, but I'm too cheap to ever buy anything concerning it (so far).

Nomaad said...

what?...they gave me extra man cards when i became a brony...

ninto55 said...

lol, What Silent Hunter? You did the whole @Ninto55 thing but you didn't say anything :p

Also, how do I do that whole @ thing?

And finnally am I the only one who has IMMENSE problems posting on this site? I have to load the page and refresh before it lets me. Right now I'm typing before the refresh so I'm gonna have to cop paste.

thegamefilmguruman said...

@ninto55

Try using firefox, it obviously works for me.

Liz said...

Curling around the leg is fine, but I prefer to use sponge curlers. (you can literally buy 12 for a 1$) that way you don't have that long straight piece before the curl. :)

http://mylittleponymadness.weebly.com

mycutiemarkisagun said...

Yeah, playing with dolls is where I draw the line.

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HEE-ARR! THIS FAR, NO FARTHER!

And *I* will make them pay for what they've done...

PopeHatSkeleton said...

I just lost my last excuse for not buying one of those...god damnit. NO ONE MUST KNOW. Besides you all.

Octavia said...

Honestly, I've not been all that picky on their hair. Lunacy, I know! But these are always really helpful in case you do want to try styling them better. :)

monkeyshine89 said...

I like the blind bag ones as well, but I want the mane 6 and I really can't find them.

Marrock said...

Man cards?

I have a template for them, I just print them up as I need them.

Scaradango said...

@mycutiemarkisagun

You say that now, Captain Picard, but just you wait. In a few episodes' time, you might find yourself sitting in the ready room, subversively brushing Fluttershy while muttering about omnipotent trickster pests.

Wombatish said...

Yay! I never really understood the whole "fresh-rooted" look that a lot of people seem to like to leave.

To me the hairstyle is a part of the customization, big time.

Nice for the official toys too, to push them at least a bit closer to accuracy.

pcdude2143 said...

@Marrock Me too. I think I've lost over a million of those things.

I actually did the whole conditioner thing once. It's not really great for styling, but it's good for when you "borrow" your sister's ponies for a project and want to give them back in better shape.

ladymoondancer said...

Awesome guide. *thumbs up*

One word of caution to people gearing up to try hair styles . . . DO NOT USE METAL BOBBY PINS. They can rust. They can rust FAST. I have experienced this while styling a G1 Sparkler. I had her in straws and bobby pins for two days and she got rust on her hair.

BillyBatman said...

I've been waiting for this. Thank you.

Firleycat said...

I really needed one of these. I have a Fluttershy and a Rarity I haven't taken out of their boxes cause I didn't know what to do with their hair. Now I know, Thanks.

I think I lost all my man cards as soon as I realized I know 90% of the lyrics to Art of the Dress (Its always that middle verse I forget).

Laurence Brown said...

I only bought my Twilight and Applejack a couple of weeks ago. Took me around 5 months to work up the courage, lol. I'll make sure to come back to this when my pony's hair gets bad enough that it needs to be fixed up, but for now, it's fine (although I sure would like to make my Twilight's hair look just like it does on the show.... dang it!)

Pinkie Pie said...

Hair care and maintenance is the reason I haven't tried to force Fluttershy out of her little protective bubble.

Aeon Blue said...

This is fantastic. Now I just have to work up the courage to do it. As a kid, I butchered so many Barbies trying to "fix" their hair that now I'm terrified of trying anything on a doll I actually care about...

James Corck said...

Awesome!

I've been looking for one of these for a while.

Pinkamina Diane Pie said...

I have no man cards. I'm not a brony, I'm a filly. I do really need this though. Right now, Rarity's mane and tail are straight. It looks pretty good, but I would like it curly. Sweetie Belle and Luna have hair that is in desperate need of styling, and Pinkie's is okay. I've thought about French braiding it or fishtail braid it, but I'm not really sure about it. Dangit! I'm rambling again!

Rainbow Dash said...

You bronies and your silly "man cards". To quote Pinks, you're all oatmeal.

EngineerBrony said...

Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Fluttershy is in dire need of the help contained in these pages!

Muffinz said...

My Pinkie Pie figure is now officially on Equestria Daily. My life is complete.

Muffinz said...

Well....somewhat on ED. Close enough. I feel special nonetheless.

3323543c-e326-11e0-9a21-000bcdcb5194 said...

What I want to know is how to fix the hair on my poor plushies, Twilight and Pinkie. And the talking Twilight. They all look like they are on the final round of bad chemotherapy. Are there any good links on how to fix plushy hair?

Matt Dusza said...

I tried doing this, and none of them came out nearly as well as these pictures. They look a TAD better, but mostly just because boiling the hair and letting it dry does that. I couldnt get Rainbow's hair to look like it should for the life of me. I did cheat and use less than a dab of glue to hold her bangs to her head. And My fluttershy has almost straight hair now. Didnt curl at all. And my rarity looked so bad i just said to hell with it and did a bunch of weird things with it to make it look good.

This is mostly based on my lack of skill, but still, even follwoing the directions perfectly, and giving plenty of time to dry, it didnt come out nearly as much as i hoped, or for the effort put into it

Abz said...

If I met a guy with an MLP figure, I'd marry him.

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