"After a millennium of banishment, I spend one joyful year reunited with my sister, only to be ripped away and placed in this smelly, magic-dead world?"
I pace around the room, trying to sort through our memories. Apparently, I've been joined with a "human" in my body, in his world. He's just as freaked out about it, though he's a lot happier than I am right now.
Suddenly, he remembers that the "new moon" occurred a day or so ago. That means their -- your moon will be up near the sun. I'll try to touch it then, see if I can connect, see if I can take myself back to my own world.
He's okay with coming along, if I can't disentangle myself from him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! 1. Make the best night sky EVER, with stars and meteors and commetsandneulasandthemilkywayandthestarsarereallyshinyandthemoonishugeandaspaceship! 2. Subsequently bask in my INFINITE fandom. 3. Reestablish the night watch. 3a. Make them do...night...watchy....things. 4. Hug my sister, using the opportunity to place a sign on her back that says "Don't let me go to sleep." 5. Teleport to the highest point on that mountain. 5a. Jump off it 5b. Fly. 6. Reform the tax code in thirty minutes flat. 7. Ban all socks. Forever. 8. Make the moon spin around really fast, just to freak people out. 9. Run around town, grinning like a madpony, telling ponies "Don't go to sleep!" 10. Rasberry the sun as it's rising, then hide in my room. 11. Sleep through the day. 12. Repeat, only better!
Address the New Lunar Republic. Go on a pranking spree with Pinkie Pie. Prank Celestia by sticking green hair dye in her shampoo. Eat Moonpies. Stargaze with the Mane Six.
Go see Celestia. Play Charades until she figures out what's wrong. Laugh as she freaks out that her sister is possessed AGAIN. Photobomb in every episode of Season 2.
4) Sleeping in roommate's bed with roommate and her boyfriend, WAIT, WHAT!?
5) Runs away.
6) how the heck did that happen!? I don't even like those guys!
7) I knew it! I knew this wasn't the real deal, I really wanted to be in Ponyville but now I know this is some sick fantasy of mine...
8) But why the heck did I wake up with them? I thought I was under some sort of spell to recreate my dreams but I know this wasn't part of them...
...
9) Was it?
10) NO! This is no time to doubt about myself here, better check everything with Celly and... Celly?
11) Argh! I'm going crazy..
12) http://tinyurl.com/3qorab8
13) What was that?
14) Can't hear it anymore.
15) Go with Celly-estia and explain everything, ask her for a day off because I highly doubt I could raise the moon.
16) Celestia denies my petition. O_o
17) I spend the rest of the day closed in the library, trying to find something about digital clock sound effects, then I proceed to search if digital clocks even exist in this world.
18) It's time, the sun is setting and I'm next to Celestia, I'm starting to think she is having fun at my expenses.
19) I concentrate as much as I can, I can hear Celestia guiding me... Maybe I can do it!
@Me You do realize that if you skipped the next seventeen days, we'd still be there and we would all see it at the same time. The only difference would be, if anypony noticed we were missing for seventeen days, there would be a search for us all across Equestria, and maybe sis'll send the girls to the moon to look, too, assuming she actually wants to find us.
1. Visit Ponyville. 2. Commission several sets of fancy socks from Rarity. 3. Have Pinkie help me throw some sock-skating parties in the ballroom of the Canterlot castle, with invitations for all of the elements of Harmony, plus Derpy and all the other "background" ponies that have become full characters. 4. Make a heart-shaped constellation in the night sky. 5. Give Fluttershy lots of huggles. :3
Cement the position of the New Lunar Republic as it's own independent nation. Then Pinkie Pie, of course. No matter what pony I am Pinkie Pie is a required addition to my to do list.
Oh boy. I cannot imagine what I would do If I were Luna. I would never want to take over her body, and or mind. Her nor Celestia. *shudders* What consequences could come from such hijackings >.< There will be alot of banishments this day o.o
Proceed to buy up all supplies of socks in Equestria using the royal treasury. Call an assembly of the media. Pour flammable materials onto immense pile of socks outside of the city. Float a lighted match in the general vicinity of immense pile of socks. Create a large inferno. Fly off without saying a word and watch as everypony tries to make sense out of what happened over the next few weeks.
1.) Put on socks and admire how adorable I am in the mirror for a few hours. 2.) Raise the moon for the night. 3.) Fly everywhere while rearranging constellations at random or putting various images of ponies up there, "Twilight, Rarity...etc" 4.) Lower the moon for the night. 5.) Cause a Solar Eclipse of the sun centered on Ponyville and grab popcorn to watch the fun. 6.) Since I still have socks on, pull an adorable, "I'm so sorry" as Celestria scolds me for causing havoc. 7.) That following night, "SOCKS! SOCKS EVERYWHERE!" 8.) ETC.
1,230.) Eventually committed or banished to the moon again for so much mischief.
Step 1: socks, wear ALL the socks! (especially the pretty blue ones with moons) 2: have the servants wax the floors of the castle so everypony can pretend theyre a certain famous movie star and skate on the floor 3: run around the castle pretending to be a ninja whilst loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme 4: attempt to break into the royal vault whilst performing step 3 5: return anything I actually manage to steel because I'm nice like that 6: be reunited with Abbacus 7: use abbacus to solve the world financial crisis... like a boss 8: suddenly rip off socks and go streaking through the palace gardens 9: boop Celly's nose cutely while she's trying to act all serious like 10: be scared of microwaves and other modern appliances 11: take all the bad pop music singers and banish them to the moon for 10,000 years 12: make toast 13: freak out when the toast pops out suddenly and blow a hole in the wall with magic 14: put socks back on 15: turn the grand galloping gala into a rave and LAN party 16: attempt to play videogames 17: go raise the moon before Celly gets her panties in a wad So so so many things; feel free to add onto the list
From this moment forth, The Night, Will Last, APPROXIMATELY 50% of the day night CYCLE, with some VARIANCE due to SEASONAL shifts!
I would put on my most fuzziest socks, announce my existence with a live video stream on Equestria Daily, and proceed to be hugged by hoards of adoring fans in the area. I would fly for the sakes of the enjoyment of flying, and if any governments gave me any fuss, I'd lock the moon in the sky for a few hours till I made it clear you don't challenge and Alicorn. I'd fix the moon back to it's proper place, and start the political process of having ponies recognized as a sovereign species, and attempt to set of a new land of Equestria...
For all the hoards of people who woke up and looked at their browsers, and suddenly found out they were Fluttershy, or Rainbow Dash, or Twilight, or AJ, or Pinkie or Rarity, so another totally awesome pony. Equestria would apparently be a land full of clones, so some of the ponies would use magic or dyes to recolor themselves, and get some uniqueness into the land of Equestria.
And then... PROFIT!!! Hasbro would sell a bunch of recolors.
1) Sqee because I'm a pony. 1a) Hope that I haven't suffered a mental break, but assume that this is reality because I have no evidence to the contrary. 2) Realize that I have phenomenal cosmic power, and no idea how to use it or anything about it really. 3) Very carefully avoid freaking out because I have no idea what it would do with said phenomenal cosmic power. 4) FIND CELESTIA AND BEG FOR HELP!
1. Give myself a hug. 2. Give Fluttershy a hug. 3. Ask the creatures in Celestia's Privat-Tea Garden to be friendlier towards Fluttershy (we do not want a repeat of the Gala.) 4. Raise and lower the moon. 5. Clone myself and give myself a hug. 6. Sleep. 7. Appear in Season 2. 8. Nuzzle those in my fandom for not forgeting about me. 9. Ask the fandom why they want me to wear socks. 10. Comment in Equestria DailyTM's question of the day: "You Are Now Luna; What Do You Do?"
1. NO! NO! That spell was supposed to send me home! Should've figured Pinkie would mess up the spell. It's not like Twilight herself has a perfect track record! 2. Realize that I'm royalty now. I've gotten over the girl thing at this point. 3. Burn the socks. I'm NOT getting into that meme. 4. Realize I also have pegasus wings and unicorn magic. 5. Cause magical hi jinx from above on the ponies in Ponyville. It's not like they'll recognize me or anything. 6. Try to find the book with the fix spell in the royal library. No luck. 7. Get Celestia's attention by causing a solar eclipse. Moving the moon's hard. DON'T LOOK INTO IT! 8. When she asks what the meaning of this is, tell her what's been going on. She's a kind, understanding leader. Surely she'll believe me. 9. She didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T SHE BELIEVE ME? Is Luna a prankster or something. 10. After moving the moon back in orbit, send myself there. I'm expecting she'll believe me tomorrow.
Make my own goddamn show, where I'M the main character, and Twilight and her friends are only in the second episode of the first season for like five seconds.
1. Be a royal pain in the ass to Celestia. 2. Play around with Abacus. 3. Wear some socks and be mega cute. 4. Give out free hugs. 5. Hit on Big Mac. 6. Raise the moon and enjoy the night.
From the holy seas of golden flames, flies the last winged unicorn, with it's magic breath of innocense, rising to the crystal throne!
Lands of a timeless world, an enchanted timeless world, like no other. There where magic flowers, paint the cosmic landscape, and no-one knows the word: "PAIN"!!!
I set up advanced study and magic research institutions all over Equestria. I create an entire generation of ponies so educated, talented and aware of the drudgery for which the aristocracy demands they live in to maintain their control and hegemony they can't help but be on my side when it comes time for my second attempt at seizing control of Equestria. Not for the sake of eternal day or night, but for the sake of the common worker and the best educated and most talented in our society, not those who were simply born into a so-called noble family. Sow the seeds of revolution so that when the time comes, it may not be necessary to even spill one drop of blood.
*all whilst wearing socks* *no particular order* Take Trixie as my disciple Retroactively cause that supernova in Ursa Major Lead the revolution against the tyrant! Court Fluttershy Cause a solar eclipse and ultimately, convert the most abhorrent Solar Imperialist, Twilight Sparkle
If I were Luna? You seriously want to give me co-ultimate power over a world of my favorite creatures ever? I'd raise the moon when the time came, just for the awesome. I'd summon all the most exotic animals to meet Fluttershy, I'd let a bit more sunlight fall on Sweet Apple Acres, I'd give Twilight the best meteor shower ever, I'd let Rarity design my new Night Court ensemble, I'd challenge Rainbow Dash to a race, and I'd give Pinkie just a little more reality bending powers.
1) Overthrow the tyrant Trollestia 2) send her ass to the MOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 3) yell "BEEEE-YTCH!!!!! 4) establish a representive republic 5) ensure republic government is stable enough to function on it's own 6) hand over control of republic to newly elected president 7) go to Griffin kingdom 8) repeat steps 1-6
Start a rebellion and leave Equestria to create the Lunar Republic like a metaphor to American colonials splitting off from Great Britain. Thousands of dead Buffalo or something.
Mmmmm... Abdicate the throne, make the New Lunar Republic and let them choose a leader by democratic vote, while I'll be some sort of adviser or "Prime Minister" (Pretty much like Putin...). Then wage war against the Care Bears and other "obnoxious" countries in the world. Construct a modern army with fifth generation technology pegasi, tanks and ships. After all of that declare the country the polar opposite of Equestria. :B All of it from the capital, Lunagrad.
Ambitious, but it's possible. =) FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!
@scrimpeh So you're a bitch who needs a long time to decide whether she likes bananas? You, you're a bitch, uh huh, who's reminiscing about whether she likes bananas? Well you know where's a good place to go to reminisce about whether you're a bitch who likes bananas thats right its on THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
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Try to be more outgoing in season 2, wear some socks and try to make friends with Twilight.
ReplyDeleteResist.
ReplyDeleteBide
ReplyDelete"After a millennium of banishment, I spend one joyful year reunited with my sister, only to be ripped away and placed in this smelly, magic-dead world?"
ReplyDeleteI pace around the room, trying to sort through our memories. Apparently, I've been joined with a "human" in my body, in his world. He's just as freaked out about it, though he's a lot happier than I am right now.
Suddenly, he remembers that the "new moon" occurred a day or so ago. That means their -- your moon will be up near the sun. I'll try to touch it then, see if I can connect, see if I can take myself back to my own world.
He's okay with coming along, if I can't disentangle myself from him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
ReplyDelete1. Make the best night sky EVER, with stars and meteors and commetsandneulasandthemilkywayandthestarsarereallyshinyandthemoonishugeandaspaceship!
2. Subsequently bask in my INFINITE fandom.
3. Reestablish the night watch.
3a. Make them do...night...watchy....things.
4. Hug my sister, using the opportunity to place a sign on her back that says "Don't let me go to sleep."
5. Teleport to the highest point on that mountain.
5a. Jump off it
5b. Fly.
6. Reform the tax code in thirty minutes flat.
7. Ban all socks. Forever.
8. Make the moon spin around really fast, just to freak people out.
9. Run around town, grinning like a madpony, telling ponies "Don't go to sleep!"
10. Rasberry the sun as it's rising, then hide in my room.
11. Sleep through the day.
12. Repeat, only better!
I take my abacus and spread my love.
ReplyDeleteProbably attempt to seduce Twilight Sparkle into becoming MY faithful student.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, I dunno. Not much to say I'd do that hasn't already been listed here.
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ReplyDeleteHmmm.....Nah!!
ReplyDeleteAddress the New Lunar Republic.
ReplyDeleteGo on a pranking spree with Pinkie Pie.
Prank Celestia by sticking green hair dye in her shampoo.
Eat Moonpies.
Stargaze with the Mane Six.
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ReplyDeleteHide in a certain video...
ReplyDeleteI would hug myself with socks on.
ReplyDeleteClearly there would only be one thing to do... yes that's right, fuck with astronomers...
ReplyDeleteGo see Celestia. Play Charades until she figures out what's wrong. Laugh as she freaks out that her sister is possessed AGAIN. Photobomb in every episode of Season 2.
ReplyDeleteBe over-rated.
ReplyDelete@Joe England
ReplyDeleteCelestia will just banish you again. or the elements will force you to lower it.
1) EEP!
ReplyDelete2) Abacus, check!
3) Not in the royal chambers, check!
4) Sleeping in roommate's bed with roommate and her boyfriend, WAIT, WHAT!?
5) Runs away.
6) how the heck did that happen!? I don't even like those guys!
7) I knew it! I knew this wasn't the real deal, I really wanted to be in Ponyville but now I know this is some sick fantasy of mine...
8) But why the heck did I wake up with them? I thought I was under some sort of spell to recreate my dreams but I know this wasn't part of them...
...
9) Was it?
10) NO! This is no time to doubt about myself here, better check everything with Celly and... Celly?
11) Argh! I'm going crazy..
12) http://tinyurl.com/3qorab8
13) What was that?
14) Can't hear it anymore.
15) Go with Celly-estia and explain everything, ask her for a day off because I highly doubt I could raise the moon.
16) Celestia denies my petition. O_o
17) I spend the rest of the day closed in the library, trying to find something about digital clock sound effects, then I proceed to search if digital clocks even exist in this world.
18) It's time, the sun is setting and I'm next to Celestia, I'm starting to think she is having fun at my expenses.
19) I concentrate as much as I can, I can hear Celestia guiding me... Maybe I can do it!
20) what is this?
21) Is that clock again... I... I'm falling.
22) I can't move, I'm losing it...
...
-Wear socks
ReplyDelete-Obtain abacus
-Be awesome
Find Shangri-La, send army through the portal to Humanity, conquer Earth, PONY RULE, then i switch back to my slef, and be HAPPY!
ReplyDeleteAdored by bronies
ReplyDeleteI will look cute wearing socks
Will not lower moon.
Maybe I'll try limericks next time...
(fixed old post to make sense).
Ban socks.
ReplyDeleteBack taxes. I do 'em.
ReplyDeleteRecreate the 80's style Doctor Who intros with the sky.
ReplyDeleteTroll Celestia all night long.
ReplyDeleteGet angsty and try to overthrow my sister in a fit of jealousy and rage.
ReplyDeleteTell Celestia that I like bananas
ReplyDeleteThe same thing I do every night. Try to take over the world.
ReplyDelete@Me
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that if you skipped the next seventeen days, we'd still be there and we would all see it at the same time.
The only difference would be, if anypony noticed we were missing for seventeen days, there would be a search for us all across Equestria, and maybe sis'll send the girls to the moon to look, too, assuming she actually wants to find us.
@Dit In short, I would cause this to happen http://fav.me/d48fieb
ReplyDeleteRaise the moon.
ReplyDeleteHave a night party.
Be loved by all!
Banish people to the sun!
ReplyDeleteI'M A POWERFUL NIGHT GODDESSS! HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteBANISH CELESTIA!
Like sleep all day and party all night with my own Republic!
ReplyDeleteSeeing as how its 11 am right now. Go to sleep until the night and raise the moon
ReplyDeleteBe absurdly over-rated and dissapoint everyone when I actually appear in the series olo
ReplyDelete1. Visit Ponyville.
ReplyDelete2. Commission several sets of fancy socks from Rarity.
3. Have Pinkie help me throw some sock-skating parties in the ballroom of the Canterlot castle, with invitations for all of the elements of Harmony, plus Derpy and all the other "background" ponies that have become full characters.
4. Make a heart-shaped constellation in the night sky.
5. Give Fluttershy lots of huggles. :3
Hug and then prank Celestia and then overthrow her with the Army... Eternal Night.... hmm what else.... BE THE BEST PONY EVER? Yea that sounds good..
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeletetrust me you dont wanna do that you'll pass out mid-day.
I start a revolution and banish Celestia to the sun!
ReplyDeleteCement the position of the New Lunar Republic as it's own independent nation. Then Pinkie Pie, of course. No matter what pony I am Pinkie Pie is a required addition to my to do list.
ReplyDelete1. Banish the Tyrant(Celestia) to the sun.
ReplyDelete2. Establish the Lunar Republic.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Oh boy. I cannot imagine what I would do If I were Luna. I would never want to take over her body, and or mind. Her nor Celestia. *shudders* What consequences could come from such hijackings >.< There will be alot of banishments this day o.o
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ReplyDelete@Balloons
ReplyDeleteI'd hug Celestia too.
Twilight Sparkle & Trixie, obviously.
ReplyDeleteget banished to the moon
ReplyDeletei always wanted to go there...
and then let the moon crush trixie!
Pose for pictures with all my fans and charge them each 5 bits! I will become a trillionaire in no time.
ReplyDeleteWEAR SOCKS! :D
ReplyDeleteI'd do something more evil than you could possibly imagine.
ReplyDeleteI'd cuddle with Fluttershy and make the universe explode with d'aww.
@Lafter
ReplyDeleteLol, this was the first thing I thought of.
As a side note: socks.
Banish Celestia to the sun.
ReplyDeleteProceed to buy up all supplies of socks in Equestria using the royal treasury. Call an assembly of the media. Pour flammable materials onto immense pile of socks outside of the city. Float a lighted match in the general vicinity of immense pile of socks. Create a large inferno. Fly off without saying a word and watch as everypony tries to make sense out of what happened over the next few weeks.
ReplyDeleteI would do EVERYTHING
ReplyDeleteDance in the moonlight.
ReplyDelete1.) Put on socks and admire how adorable I am in the mirror for a few hours.
ReplyDelete2.) Raise the moon for the night.
3.) Fly everywhere while rearranging constellations at random or putting various images of ponies up there, "Twilight, Rarity...etc"
4.) Lower the moon for the night.
5.) Cause a Solar Eclipse of the sun centered on Ponyville and grab popcorn to watch the fun.
6.) Since I still have socks on, pull an adorable, "I'm so sorry" as Celestria scolds me for causing havoc.
7.) That following night, "SOCKS! SOCKS EVERYWHERE!"
8.) ETC.
1,230.) Eventually committed or banished to the moon again for so much mischief.
Twilight Sparkle. :D
ReplyDeleteStep 1: socks, wear ALL the socks! (especially the pretty blue ones with moons)
ReplyDelete2: have the servants wax the floors of the castle so everypony can pretend theyre a certain famous movie star and skate on the floor
3: run around the castle pretending to be a ninja whilst loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme
4: attempt to break into the royal vault whilst performing step 3
5: return anything I actually manage to steel because I'm nice like that
6: be reunited with Abbacus
7: use abbacus to solve the world financial crisis... like a boss
8: suddenly rip off socks and go streaking through the palace gardens
9: boop Celly's nose cutely while she's trying to act all serious like
10: be scared of microwaves and other modern appliances
11: take all the bad pop music singers and banish them to the moon for 10,000 years
12: make toast
13: freak out when the toast pops out suddenly and blow a hole in the wall with magic
14: put socks back on
15: turn the grand galloping gala into a rave and LAN party
16: attempt to play videogames
17: go raise the moon before Celly gets her panties in a wad
So so so many things; feel free to add onto the list
1. Look in Mirror
ReplyDelete2. Hit on Self
let the x games begin
ReplyDeleteFrom this moment forth, The Night, Will Last, APPROXIMATELY 50% of the day night CYCLE, with some VARIANCE due to SEASONAL shifts!
ReplyDeleteI would put on my most fuzziest socks, announce my existence with a live video stream on Equestria Daily, and proceed to be hugged by hoards of adoring fans in the area. I would fly for the sakes of the enjoyment of flying, and if any governments gave me any fuss, I'd lock the moon in the sky for a few hours till I made it clear you don't challenge and Alicorn. I'd fix the moon back to it's proper place, and start the political process of having ponies recognized as a sovereign species, and attempt to set of a new land of Equestria...
For all the hoards of people who woke up and looked at their browsers, and suddenly found out they were Fluttershy, or Rainbow Dash, or Twilight, or AJ, or Pinkie or Rarity, so another totally awesome pony. Equestria would apparently be a land full of clones, so some of the ponies would use magic or dyes to recolor themselves, and get some uniqueness into the land of Equestria.
And then... PROFIT!!! Hasbro would sell a bunch of recolors.
Establish the New Lunar Republic. On the Moon. Where nopony but me can survive.
ReplyDeleteSay 2 lines in one episode and become the most popular pony ever!
ReplyDeleteTake a nap, just try and stop me I'm a princess! If I don't get a nap and some ice cream I won't raise the moon!
ReplyDeleteOh and have Tia and Twilight and her friends sent to my room. I'm lonely and need a hug.
Oh and Luninja raid on the royal bakery!
1. Find Wheatly
ReplyDelete2. Find Space Sphere
3. Discover the location of Aperture Laboratories
4. Assimilate Aperture into Luna's Imperiun
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!
Ok, if I were Luna.
ReplyDelete1) Sqee because I'm a pony.
1a) Hope that I haven't suffered a mental break, but assume that this is reality because I have no evidence to the contrary.
2) Realize that I have phenomenal cosmic power, and no idea how to use it or anything about it really.
3) Very carefully avoid freaking out because I have no idea what it would do with said phenomenal cosmic power.
4) FIND CELESTIA AND BEG FOR HELP!
1. Give myself a hug.
ReplyDelete2. Give Fluttershy a hug.
3. Ask the creatures in Celestia's Privat-Tea Garden to be friendlier towards Fluttershy (we do not want a repeat of the Gala.)
4. Raise and lower the moon.
5. Clone myself and give myself a hug.
6. Sleep.
7. Appear in Season 2.
8. Nuzzle those in my fandom for not forgeting about me.
9. Ask the fandom why they want me to wear socks.
10. Comment in Equestria DailyTM's question of the day: "You Are Now Luna; What Do You Do?"
Continue to run things in the background. No one sees me so start stirring up trouble to troll the naiton.
ReplyDeleteget banished to the moon.
ReplyDelete1. NO! NO! That spell was supposed to send me home! Should've figured Pinkie would mess up the spell. It's not like Twilight herself has a perfect track record!
ReplyDelete2. Realize that I'm royalty now. I've gotten over the girl thing at this point.
3. Burn the socks. I'm NOT getting into that meme.
4. Realize I also have pegasus wings and unicorn magic.
5. Cause magical hi jinx from above on the ponies in Ponyville. It's not like they'll recognize me or anything.
6. Try to find the book with the fix spell in the royal library. No luck.
7. Get Celestia's attention by causing a solar eclipse. Moving the moon's hard. DON'T LOOK INTO IT!
8. When she asks what the meaning of this is, tell her what's been going on. She's a kind, understanding leader. Surely she'll believe me.
9. She didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T SHE BELIEVE ME? Is Luna a prankster or something.
10. After moving the moon back in orbit, send myself there. I'm expecting she'll believe me tomorrow.
1. Be adorable
ReplyDelete2. Be socially awkward
3. Wear Socks
4. Hit on Twilight..... badly.
Put a mask on and give them 3 days... 3 days, 3 DAYS!
ReplyDeletesead all of u guys too the moon.
ReplyDelete1:start the New Lunar Republic
ReplyDelete2:over throw Selesta
3:make a law that makes everypone wear socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill myself to disappoint the cloppers.
ReplyDeleteBanish Celestia to the moon
ReplyDeleteSort out everything that is wrong with the system
and befriend an abacus
Say more than two sentences.
ReplyDeleteKill everyone?
~Budd Vox
Tell all my "fanboys" there's no Lunar Republic and Celestia isn't a bad ruler !
ReplyDeleteMake my own goddamn show, where I'M the main character, and Twilight and her friends are only in the second episode of the first season for like five seconds.
ReplyDeleteEverypony already knows I'm best pony anyway.
Gather my Lunar army and meet my tyrannical sister and her Solar Empire in glorious combat.
ReplyDeleteAlso, SOCKS EVERYWHERE!
I would
ReplyDelete1. Be a royal pain in the ass to Celestia.
2. Play around with Abacus.
3. Wear some socks and be mega cute.
4. Give out free hugs.
5. Hit on Big Mac.
6. Raise the moon and enjoy the night.
I'm all out of ideas. these ideas are so bland.
I would create a solar eclipse by raising the moon during the daytime.
ReplyDeleteFrom the holy seas of golden flames,
ReplyDeleteflies the last winged unicorn,
with it's magic breath of innocense,
rising to the crystal throne!
Lands of a timeless world, an enchanted timeless world, like no other.
There where magic flowers, paint the cosmic landscape, and no-one knows the word: "PAIN"!!!
All hail me, Princess Luna!
I carve "Celestia Sucks" into the face of the moon. I then find and hug Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteI set up advanced study and magic research institutions all over Equestria. I create an entire generation of ponies so educated, talented and aware of the drudgery for which the aristocracy demands they live in to maintain their control and hegemony they can't help but be on my side when it comes time for my second attempt at seizing control of Equestria. Not for the sake of eternal day or night, but for the sake of the common worker and the best educated and most talented in our society, not those who were simply born into a so-called noble family. Sow the seeds of revolution so that when the time comes, it may not be necessary to even spill one drop of blood.
ReplyDeleteNuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ I'm late for being Luna! :(
ReplyDeleteI would be one of the best ponies, obviously. I'd wear socks. And be the cutest princess there ever was. :D
Make out with Abacus
ReplyDeletePain myself white and mimic Celestia and/or continuously mess up cannon.
ReplyDeleteOpen the door to my room and instantly become the more loved princess.
ReplyDeleteBe one of the two best ponies. 'Nuff said. ^_^
ReplyDelete*all whilst wearing socks* *no particular order*
ReplyDeleteTake Trixie as my disciple
Retroactively cause that supernova in Ursa Major
Lead the revolution against the tyrant!
Court Fluttershy
Cause a solar eclipse
and ultimately, convert the most abhorrent Solar Imperialist, Twilight Sparkle
Obtain a horde of rabid fans to take over Equestria with!
ReplyDeleteWhatever I want! I'm a princess now! Oh, and make it so that I can't turn into any other ponies anymore.
ReplyDeleteDefeat and banish Celestia to the sun and rule Equestria with Abacus on my side.
ReplyDeleteFOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!
SREEW THE RULES, I HAVE THE MOON!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletenight. everlasting night. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteand socks, everypony must wear socks.
If I were Luna? You seriously want to give me co-ultimate power over a world of my favorite creatures ever? I'd raise the moon when the time came, just for the awesome. I'd summon all the most exotic animals to meet Fluttershy, I'd let a bit more sunlight fall on Sweet Apple Acres, I'd give Twilight the best meteor shower ever, I'd let Rarity design my new Night Court ensemble, I'd challenge Rainbow Dash to a race, and I'd give Pinkie just a little more reality bending powers.
ReplyDelete1. Find Twilight
ReplyDelete2. Find Trixie
3. Get Shipped.
4. Wear socks
5. BE A FUCKING GODDESS OF THE MOON
skip 16 days
ReplyDeleteWear socks.
ReplyDeleteConquer Equestria with legions of rabid New Lunar Republic fans.
Set up hug booth.
Pass a decree mandating the wearing of socks by everypony.
ReplyDeletePlay with abacus, walk around castle, be best pony.
ReplyDelete1) Overthrow the tyrant Trollestia
ReplyDelete2) send her ass to the MOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
3) yell "BEEEE-YTCH!!!!!
4) establish a representive republic
5) ensure republic government is stable enough to function on it's own
6) hand over control of republic to newly elected president
7) go to Griffin kingdom
8) repeat steps 1-6
I would find out whether or not I like bananas.
ReplyDeleteDemand a refund... oh wait.
ReplyDeleteDemand recompense from Celestia for banishing me while I was mentally deranged and not in control of my body.
Then I would get Dash, Scratch, and Octavia together for a sock party, 'cuz I'm a walking god and they have to, for it is my will.
Then I would kill all of the OC's, and banish Nyx to the moon.
Read lots and lots of books during the night. Sleep all day.
ReplyDeleteIgnore everyone and the stories they like to write about me.
Read more books
Start a rebellion and leave Equestria to create the Lunar Republic like a metaphor to American colonials splitting off from Great Britain. Thousands of dead Buffalo or something.
ReplyDeleteWHO TOUCHED MY ABACUS!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm...
ReplyDeleteAbdicate the throne, make the New Lunar Republic and let them choose a leader by democratic vote, while I'll be some sort of adviser or "Prime Minister" (Pretty much like Putin...). Then wage war against the Care Bears and other "obnoxious" countries in the world. Construct a modern army with fifth generation technology pegasi, tanks and ships. After all of that declare the country the polar opposite of Equestria. :B All of it from the capital, Lunagrad.
Ambitious, but it's possible. =) FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!
Fuck every pony~
ReplyDeleteor
Hug every pony~
@scrimpeh So you're a bitch who needs a long time to decide whether she likes bananas? You, you're a bitch, uh huh, who's reminiscing about whether she likes bananas? Well you know where's a good place to go to reminisce about whether you're a bitch who likes bananas thats right its on THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI organise the BIGGEST party on the Moon ever, with ''Socks'' as the main theme !
ReplyDeletePinky Pie would be responsible of the Quantum Teleporting to the Moon part, of course. :)
Fly to space,meet the space core and Wheatley and give them a potato as a gift.Oh yeah and appear in season 2.
ReplyDeleteGo to a Rave XD
ReplyDeleteTHESE SOCKS
ReplyDeleteTHEY ARE SO ITCHY
@Hxrmn
ReplyDeleteIt costs $400,000 to have Luna in season 2...
...for 12 seconds.