Tha first thin' that came to mah mind... "Mah name is Applejack an' Ah'm gonna ja... oh Rainbow Dash, ya dirty little...!"
Anyways, since Ah'm now best pony, Ah'm gonna buck apples 'till Ah pass out (maybe ev'n after that), visit Bloomberg, go to a rodeo, an' fun stuff like that. Then Ah should sleep under a tree with mah stetson pulled onto mah face. Or race with Dashie. Tha op-per-tunnities are iniffi... darn those are some hard words. Ah can do anything!
1)Sigh 2)Buck apples 2)Buck Dash 3)Buck more apples 4)Annoy Rarity 5)Optimize the farm's production and figure out the finances. 6)Noogie the CMC 7)Bake 8)Take a nap under an apple tree.
Aside from explain the situation to the last pony I took over (I can't even recall anymore), then curse myself for now feeling obligated to do whatever chores she has to do every day so the farm can stay afloat. After dealing with those I finish the Equestria and back spell Twilight and I have been working on. Figure out whatever I messed up with the body protection spell after all that.
Attempt to twirl two lassos at once. Possibly also have way too much fun learning to buck apples as projectile weapons. Other than that, try to fix the whole body mix-up thing. Again. Oh and figure out a way to stay in Equestria as usual.
Myself? After getting used to the latest transformation ("What, AGAIN? Who's next in line for tomorrow, Nightmare Moon?") I guess it's "Head over to the Ponyville public library and tell Twilight 'Yep, it's happened again. Got any ideas?'"
And while I'm waiting, keep an eye on Applebloom and her friends. Bucking apple trees? Given my fine motor skills and luck, I'd probably drop a hornet's nest on some poor pony.
Yeah, whatever happened to that story? I was wanting to see how it turned out, but it kinda just died mid telling (to my knowledge at least).
Oh, and Ah' would do the only reasonable thing. Ah' would go out on a hum dinger of an adventure, staring ME, that would later be turned into the episode that will prove Ah'm the best pony once and fer' all ... since Ah' didn't get around to doin' that in season one.
I'd find the person/people at Hasbro responsible for the awful merchandise and buck them in the groin. I'd buck them in the teeth, but I don't think I'd be tall enough as a pony.
First, I'd make sure to contact my lawyer. Then I'd go help the Dixon Apple Farm here in New Mexico that lost all its farm buildings when the orchard nearly burned in that terrible forest fire a few months back. Ah'm sure mah earth pony magic'll get that farm producin' again pretty quick.
hmmmm.... this is a tough one... i guess chop down the apple trees for firewood and then when i get out of the body, watch her cry! yes i know, i'm cruel
What Applejack should do better... KICK SOME FLANKS AND BE THE NO.! SUPERHERO OF EQUESTRIA... KICK-FLANK!!! Ok, I know, a bad joke... whatever... And Kick Rainbow Dash's flank. XD
And make applejacks. Cuz you KNOW that's Applejack's real talent. It's just that they don't want to tell that to the little kids watching this show. Wait, kids watch this show?!
Spend a day with Applebloom. I think Applejack have taken it upon herself to personally bring up her little sister. I think she's a motherly kind of pony. :)
Well, firstly I'd start typing everything phonetically, which is completely unnecessary and implies that Southern accents are different from other accents. Then I'd probably have hot, steamy sex with Rainbow Dash, because apparently if two tomboys hang out with each other for an extended period of time then they must at the very least have sexual tension between them. Finally I'll raise my head to the sky and proclaim my rightful place as best pony before heading back to the farm to begin another day of hard yet meaningful and rewarding work.
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Best pony will do the best things possible!
ReplyDeletewhats up with u guys and lovins ze trees?
ReplyDeleteid have fun with my powerful legs
b some sort of ponyville super hero and watnot :D
annoy rarity!
i would buck rainbow dash
ReplyDeleteConsider the irony that I am now the subject of somepony I'm writing a shipping fic about?
ReplyDelete...Look in the market district for a certain somepony for a giant dose of extra mindfuck?
I'm calling it right now. Tomorrow, we are Trixie.
ReplyDeleteI would find a way to be Big Mac instead. I'm getting really tired of waking up as a female pony every day.
ReplyDeleteDevelop my character.
ReplyDeletelet's see, as I have became my favorite earth pony;
ReplyDeletefeel the strength that I have now in power and have vary toned flanks
buck apples, bake various apple sweets
sell apples
watch over apple bloom and her friends
rope up rainbow dash to teach scootaloo to fly
have my hooves enhanced by twilight, to walk on clouds again
wrestle with rainbow dash and then buck her
go snuggle fluttershy, bring her to the spa, and tell rarity how much I love being clean
avoid fancy mathematics
Ah'd probably go inta' town and say "ha" to all mah friends. Maybe bring Fluttershah some o' them golden delicious she lahkes so much.
ReplyDeleteRun around and buck apple trees and do cool stuff with rope because I'm in shape now, lol
ReplyDeleteTha first thin' that came to mah mind...
ReplyDelete"Mah name is Applejack an' Ah'm gonna ja... oh Rainbow Dash, ya dirty little...!"
Anyways, since Ah'm now best pony, Ah'm gonna buck apples 'till Ah pass out (maybe ev'n after that), visit Bloomberg, go to a rodeo, an' fun stuff like that. Then Ah should sleep under a tree with mah stetson pulled onto mah face. Or race with Dashie.
Tha op-per-tunnities are iniffi... darn those are some hard words. Ah can do anything!
Uh... well, I... I don't know, actually. ._. Pull down my hat and look like a badass?
ReplyDeleteFill myself up with air then tie a string to my hoof and let pinkie pie use me as a balloon.
ReplyDelete( I have given this a lot of thought. )
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEE UP LIL PONY
ReplyDeleteEat as many apples as possible
ReplyDeleteFix Apple Bloom then raise hell at Twilight to fix me in a southern accent.
ReplyDelete1)Sigh
ReplyDelete2)Buck apples
2)Buck Dash
3)Buck more apples
4)Annoy Rarity
5)Optimize the farm's production and figure out the finances.
6)Noogie the CMC
7)Bake
8)Take a nap under an apple tree.
emmm. make applelove?
ReplyDeleteAside from explain the situation to the last pony I took over (I can't even recall anymore), then curse myself for now feeling obligated to do whatever chores she has to do every day so the farm can stay afloat. After dealing with those I finish the Equestria and back spell Twilight and I have been working on. Figure out whatever I messed up with the body protection spell after all that.
ReplyDeleteSteal Dash from Pinkie
ReplyDeleteBuck Rainbow Dash so hard that she wouldn't be able to fly straight the next day.
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach her to nap in my trees, eating my apples. BAD DASHIE, that's forbidden fruit!
Attempt to twirl two lassos at once. Possibly also have way too much fun learning to buck apples as projectile weapons. Other than that, try to fix the whole body mix-up thing. Again. Oh and figure out a way to stay in Equestria as usual.
ReplyDeleteAnd in the morning, I'm makin' waffles! (apple waffles of course).
ReplyDelete@Calbeck Who?
ReplyDeleteMyself? After getting used to the latest transformation ("What, AGAIN? Who's next in line for tomorrow, Nightmare Moon?") I guess it's "Head over to the Ponyville public library and tell Twilight 'Yep, it's happened again. Got any ideas?'"
And while I'm waiting, keep an eye on Applebloom and her friends. Bucking apple trees? Given my fine motor skills and luck, I'd probably drop a hornet's nest on some poor pony.
@Doc Steedly Actually, I like your responses to these odd questions the best. You're at least putting some thought into them.
ReplyDeleteAnd the "I became Rarity? Time to nail Prince Glueblood!" one was pure gold!
@20 Percent Cooler™
ReplyDeleteYeah, whatever happened to that story? I was wanting to see how it turned out, but it kinda just died mid telling (to my knowledge at least).
Oh, and Ah' would do the only reasonable thing. Ah' would go out on a hum dinger of an adventure, staring ME, that would later be turned into the episode that will prove Ah'm the best pony once and fer' all ... since Ah' didn't get around to doin' that in season one.
Go see Rarity. Tell her she got a purdy mouth.
ReplyDeleteI'd find the person/people at Hasbro responsible for the awful merchandise and buck them in the groin. I'd buck them in the teeth, but I don't think I'd be tall enough as a pony.
ReplyDeletebe quite unsettled by the comments on this page.
ReplyDeleteBuck!
ReplyDeleteHelp everypony else with... something, and make delicious apple cider.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD BE THE BEST PONY EVER!!!! I LOVE YOU APPLEJACK!!! Like seriously if i ever met an applejack human i would marry her instantly
ReplyDeleteProtect everypony from pony molestors!
ReplyDeleteBe friends with the Engie and buck the bark out of sume apple trees.
ReplyDeleteDammit! I'm late...
ReplyDeleteI'd just give a warm, friendly bucking to everyone in ponyville, just for laughs! And use fancy mathematics to stun everyone around.
Find the Dragon Balls.
ReplyDeleteNeed a dispenser right here!
ReplyDeleteWe need a dispenser right here!
ReplyDeleteI would get a revolver and a knife and be the best buckin' bounty hunter around. Bronies to the End!
ReplyDeleteThen perhaps I'd go find Soarin and give him pies so that Rainbow Dash can finally be admitted as a Wonderbolt.
Hog tie RD for making a dumbass comment on me bucking apples
ReplyDeleteFirst, I'd make sure to contact my lawyer. Then I'd go help the Dixon Apple Farm here in New Mexico that lost all its farm buildings when the orchard nearly burned in that terrible forest fire a few months back. Ah'm sure mah earth pony magic'll get that farm producin' again pretty quick.
ReplyDeleteComplete the order to Fillydelphia, so Kent and Worthington can take them there...
ReplyDeleteChallenge Big Mac in a round of PonyBall...
Go chase down RD for a snuggle...
Then go to the Spa to get pampered.
BE THE BEST BUCKING PONY
ReplyDeleteAND KICK SETH IN THE TEETH
Yeah, bucking apples sounds like a plan to me.
ReplyDeletehmmmm.... this is a tough one... i guess chop down the apple trees for firewood and then when i get out of the body, watch her cry! yes i know, i'm cruel
ReplyDeleteI'd be talkin' up a storm in that sweet country drawl Applejack's got. Eyup!
ReplyDeleteRarijack ship time!
ReplyDeleteWhat Applejack should do better... KICK SOME FLANKS AND BE THE NO.! SUPERHERO OF EQUESTRIA... KICK-FLANK!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I know, a bad joke... whatever... And Kick Rainbow Dash's flank. XD
I would bask in the awesomeness of being Best Pony, of course.
ReplyDeleteDo some shit thought to be only possible by Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteAnd make applejacks. Cuz you KNOW that's Applejack's real talent. It's just that they don't want to tell that to the little kids watching this show. Wait, kids watch this show?!
ReplyDeletePlan a massive commercial publicity, with the help of Big Mac's fancy mathematic, to conquer the Equestrian apple market !
ReplyDelete"and ah'll earn alot of mon-eey, for the aaapple fammm-leeeeeeeee"
ReplyDeleteRape Rarity... twice
ReplyDeleteI AM APPLEJACK AND I JACK OFF...wait
ReplyDeleteSpend a day with Applebloom.
ReplyDeleteI think Applejack have taken it upon herself to personally bring up her little sister. I think she's a motherly kind of pony. :)
Well, firstly I'd start typing everything phonetically, which is completely unnecessary and implies that Southern accents are different from other accents. Then I'd probably have hot, steamy sex with Rainbow Dash, because apparently if two tomboys hang out with each other for an extended period of time then they must at the very least have sexual tension between them. Finally I'll raise my head to the sky and proclaim my rightful place as best pony before heading back to the farm to begin another day of hard yet meaningful and rewarding work.
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