Monday, August 22, 2011

Story: LASER PONIES FROM OUTER SPACE!


[Sci-fi][Random]

Author: Colt Classics
Description: Hello, colts. Remember the 1950's when the movie plots mattered less than trying to go steady with a pony? I do. That's why I've resurrected this old black-and-white sci-fi classic and turned it into a written story! So take that special pony and you in your T-bird to the drive-in and read this movie-turned-writing! Hot dog! (This story includes a short six-paragraph intermission.)
LASER PONIES FROM OUTER SPACE!


Additional Tags: Aliens, Lasers, UFOs, Ed Wood

19 comments:

Octavia said...

I like that image! :D

Might be a cool read. Inb4 "freaken lasers" and "spaaaaaaaace!"

Decayed said...

Dat gif! I was never expecting to see something like that on EQdaily, it kind of caught me off guard.

Pixelbit said...

So far, it seems that the image is more popular than the story itself.
I suppose I'll give this a read once I'm finished Past Sins.

Miyajima said...

Having actually watched Plan 9 From Outer Space I can only hope this is just as unintentionally and/or intentionally hilarious.

ZettaLux said...

I'm going to read this, even if just for the Pinkie Pie .gif.

Ferrous_Oxide said...

I think my favorite part was the intermission. Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to head to the lobby to get myself a treat.

Latias4Ever said...

Oh Celestia! Pinkie has joined the Martian army! Everypony bring the Derpy Slugs and the Heavy Muffin Guns!

Scribejay said...

@Octavia
Well if you insist:

SPAAAAAAAAACE! I'm in space!

LemonBox said...

What did I just read?

Trollestia said...

@LemonBox

The pinnacle of 50's B movie sci-fi brilliance, but ponies. If this were a movie it would be mandatory viewing material for everyone in Equestria.

Bistorak said...

"...it’s best not to talk about Plan 9."

Plan 9 from Outer Space?

Epic reference.

DRTJR said...

It's was awesome, for some reason I thought the maretians had Scottish accents.

TehRedMage said...

This was just about the right amount of terrible.

Spike said...

well it's gotta be random if pinkie pie's innit.

John said...

That was really quite entertaining! I love terrible old movies and Plan 9 is a favorite of mine. I'd say you captured the feel of a 50s Sci-fi B-Movie quite well.

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