Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Pony Generals



Hey! You! With the pony! You like ponies, don't you? What a silly question- of course you do, everypony likes ponies. You know what's even better when you add ponies to it? Pretty much everything, you quack. Doubly so when you add Rarity. Her problem-solving skills and dashing beauty can defuse even the most hostile of situations. If she were in London right now, the only riots happening would be over her. (Note: Cereal has no idea why there are riots in London.)

The whole set of these pony generals are after the break.









121 comments:

Craft said...

Somehow, I called this as a Cereal post before I even saw the name...

Anonymous said...

Comments seem to be disappearing...

Bosstone said...

Okay, that's pretty badass.

Anonymous said...

I loved this game!

This is pretty well done, too.

Lost_luna said...

if this where a real mod, i would never play a different game again.

Until the next ponymod

colt classic said...

general octavia? lol

Billy said...

C&C Generals + Ponies..What's not to like?

Anonymous said...

I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing happens!

Jelfes said...

Cutie Mark Generals! YAY!!!

Bitmun said...

@Craft
Probably because of his brilliant taste in preferable equine.

Anonymous said...

I love this.

Anonymous said...

I see a Mirage Predator Tank on the top right box of Trixie's General Page...

Anonymous said...

Wow... just wow... This is epic.

belmor15 said...

Rarity what does the scouter say about his veterancy level?

CaptMarua said...

I am amused by Pattonjack.

Anonymous said...

Oh, God.

I'm now imagining C&C: Red Alert 2 with Trixie as Yuri.

I can't even begin to describe how great that would be.

Trollestia said...

Oh how i miss generals, if only this were an actual mod, i'd be downloading it right now.

Anonymous said...

there are riots in London?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous Yeah. Not surprising that you haven't heard of it, it's not like it's been major news for the last few days or anything.

Anonymous said...

General Pinkie Pie would crush everypony else with her awesomeness.

Anonymous said...

someone make a mod fo this, please please please PLEASE!

Punchline said...

WTF NO PON-3 BUT OCTAVIA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

makes sense, when I think Fluttershy, naturally, I think Juggernaut mech artillery

Kisuke said...

Hm, this game looks interesting. Might have to buy :p

Anonymous said...

Awwww No General Derpy? :(

Prancingfox said...

Awesome, now someone needs to just go and make the mod.

Anonymous said...

@belmor15 OVER 9000!

ToonNinja said...

I can just hear Applejack now...

"Trixie... Ya magnificent bastard, Ah read yer BOOK!"

Gypsy said...

hell i dont even know why there wasa riot

SajinZero said...

....no General Derpy?

Muffin cannons!

Commodore Z said...

Comrade General! There are ponies!

Whoever had this idea needs to implement it now... get over to Project Perfect Mod (a C&C modding community) and 5 bucks says they will get you started.

helldiver450 said...

dude it's 1:30 AM! Where's the nightly roundup?

Tylendal said...

I'd just like to point out that Pinkie Pie appears to be the GLA, and has the downside of "No Air Units". Does that mean her attack bikes aren't allowed to ramp or something?

Somber said...

The riots in England are the result of a shooting of a man several days ago. He was armed and a police rifleman deemed he was a threat. He killed the man. Procedure forbids the police from interacting with the family. Instead another agency is responsible for addressing the concerns of the family. They failed to do so. Outrage built and unfortunately the police adopted a 'we are screwed either way' attitude that many young brits found apathetic.

Britian also has penal problems. Because there is a chronic shortage of prison space, judges are unable to levy punative sentances for the rioters, resulting in many of them being released after 24 hours. Because many of them are poor, the typical fines are useless as a deterrant. They don't have money anyway. Add to this a growing sense by the rioter that the police are helpless to really stop them and it looks ugly. Filling London with cops just started riots in Birmingham.

zhi said...

Thats it, we're playing this mod at this weekends LAN party.

Lolstaz said...

Don't worry Cereal
I don't know why there are riots going on in London and it's a 2 hour drive from my house
Heck I didn't even know there were riots going on until this morning

I used to love generals!
Such an amazing game

Kjh242 said...

I love how just about everything in those pictures is just reskins of other C&C units. Like Rarity's Stealth Tank. Or Twilight's Banshee. Or Trixie's everything. Or Pinkie's SCUD Storm.

zhi said...

whoops wasn't a real mod. Jumped the gun in my excitement oh well.

KShrike said...

Twitchy tail made me lol.

Vanishing said...

I would proudly go to war under General Rainbow Dash

Scorch_Mechanic said...

Man, I sure loved Generals. Been ages since I've played it...

I would totally install it again if this were a real mod. Hehee.

Anonymous said...

Cereal? Fuck Cereal Velocity. He's a prick. get off the blog perv

Rainbow_Fan said...

somepony needs to make this a real mod

Anonymous said...

Just feel like saying. They miss-spelled "Cloud Control Device" for RD's super weapon, they forgot the "n" in "control".

Nyerguds said...

Pinkie's missiles are sorely missing a radioactive danger sign made of 3 balloons facing outwards from a single point :p

Octavia said...

General Octavia! Ooooh yeah! I'mma blow some betches up! Eat my Sonic Harmonizer!

Anonymous said...

Haha, loved the apple-dropping B-52 and the RD-22. Needs more air force assets in general. "In order to assure an adequate national defense, it is necessary — and sufficient — to be in a position in case of war to conquer the command of the air."

Anonymous said...

Being the C&C Fanboy that I am, combining ponies and C&C is easily one of the best things ever for me.

DO WANT AS REAL MOD!!!

Anonymous said...

Take Dashes Airforce and Twilight's ground forces and you would kick all the rests asses

-L said...

Oh mah jee, I loved this game then, and now I'm having an orgasm... Thanks, bro. :3

Anonymous said...

Whine tank OP nerf plz noobs play FlutterHAX and sugar rush with Pinkie
Pros play Sparkle (hard counters for all factions)
lol at noobs playing the apple flavored Kool-Aid

Anonymous said...

@Punchline

General Octavia's got an elite commando unit: "Vinyl Scratch." There's your PON-3

s said...

I see Trixie is last again.

U trollin', Cereal.

Also, I can't decide. Rainbow, or Pinkie? RAINBOW OR PINKIE?

....Applejack? TWILIGHT?!? Oh my god so many good choices. Why can't ally? :c

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:54 is a troll/parasprite! Quick, love and tolerate him!

Scribejay said...

I think I'd main Octavia and sub Applejack.

Anonymous said...

Ah C&C Generals is my all time favorite RTS.

Loved the "Mother of All Apples" line and twitchy tail is just hilarious to imagine:

Middle of a battlefield with all this stuff going on and all of a sudden you hear Pinkie yell "Twitchy twitch! Twitchy TWITCH!" and dozens of F-22s and Migs just fall from the sky and crash all over the place xD

Gavin said...

me like the octavia one

Anonymous said...

No General Celestia? She could banish enemy units to the moon!

Also, I find the lack of Luna disturbing.

Finally, why is there no Cutie Mark Crusader unit?

Anonymous said...

The Paradox team better make that Unicorn Battle Mage unit canon.

Atiarotias said...

Oh wow, I didn't know there was Trixie version of this, cool

Nyerguds said...

@Nyerguds
....and I just went ahead and made it:

Pinkioactive

Ditzy Derp said...

Haha best generals ever. Would love to see a luna and celestia general but they would be overpowered heh.

Rubidia said...

Trixie + Yuri...

I'm strangely okay with this.

Also, Intercontinental Party Invite had me loling.

Anonymous said...

Spelling of "spies" is wrong for the Rarity one, but overall, good job.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't this posted in ponibooru quite some time ago. Huh.

The Octavia and Trixie one were new though.

Springtime Blues said...

@Somber

You forgot the most important part the rioters figured out two things.

1) If enough people riot they can get away with it.
2) They want a new plasma screen.

Anonymous said...

I miss generals. My copy refuses to work

Multifish said...

Now I need to go re-play C&C! Curse you, ponies!

A-heh, and although I would love to see a ponified C&C, I still think Advanced Wars would be infinitely more fitting and cooler. Actually surprised I haven't heard anything about one...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

I love this comment. : )

Derptastic said...

THEY LOOK SO CUTE IN THEIR LITTLE HATS

Also

I want a 'whining' truck

Tosxychor said...

I haven't even played C&C, and I find this utterly brilliant.

GabuEx said...

This needs to happen.

Right.

#@$#ing.

NOW.

Anonymous said...

Darn it, now you make me wanna dig up my C&C collection and play them all!

Anonymous said...

MOD NOW FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIAS HORN AND LUNAS SOCK CUTENESS

Anonymous said...

The thing about the riots is that they were, originally, about the police having shot someone. It's now just people rioting for the sake of it. I mean, they're even rioting in Salford and that's 150 miles away.

Ekeli, The Insane Brony said...

General Rarity is the best General.

SSky said...

Wow...

I kinda want this game and this to be an actual mod...

Firleycat said...

I remember playing Generals all the time in college. I was never any good at attacking though. I would just build a ton of bunkers and planes and defend my teams bases and did hit and run attacks while everyone else when on offence. I would love to start playing it again. Someone has to make this.

Anonymous said...

I remember the days when I played Red Alert 3. Twinblades, oh Twinblades. How I loved to rush thee.

Cedric Bale said...

I would totally play as General Trixie. Those skills or stats or whatever just sound fun.

Dawn said...

YES! Twilight has the uplink cannon! uh.. I mean FRIENSHIP BEAM!

DeathwishFTW said...

General Derpy than take my money.

Rated-R PonyStar said...

Now I want to see a Pony war game

Lazy Luna said...

WANT!
Well, more like... NEED

Anonymous said...

@ToonNinja
I think Twilight would be the to read trixie's book.

Wisecat said...

So, no Dr.Thrax-like pony? So disappointed :(

Anonymous said...

Rainbow, you magnificent bastard! I READ YOUR BOOK!

Nice mod, btw.

Anonymous said...

Trixie is best General. Needs more Nightmare Moon though.

ToonNinja said...

@Anonymous
Except AJ's the tank general, which means she's a natural fit for quoting Patton.

Anonymous said...

Dude, Fluttershy looks like she's gonna beat someone's ass! Go Fluttershy!!!

Also, Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom looks amazing. Good job!

Anonymous said...

Why does Rarity have a scouter?

ActionScripter9109 said...

WARNING. SCUD STORM DETECTED!
ohshitohshitohshitohshit *moves vehicles out of base*

cameronstalker said...

"Twitchy Tail" was genius!

xeno-scorpion-alien said...

So Much Win!!!!!
Seeing as how I usually build at least 100 hundred Black Markets I think I'm going to have a lot of applestands set up in this version :D

xeno-scorpion-alien said...

100 hundred?!? did I really just write that?!

Cameron Strathdee said...

I'd play the buck out of this mod.

Anonymous said...

Nate here. Make this happen!!

Anonymous said...

London is the reason why you don't let pinkie pie throw a party in your city. I told her not to mix the drinks...

Anonymous said...

Please make this, someone!

MeshMeal said...

This has to be better than the Shockwave mod

RommelsBadAss said...

This is epic...

Anonymous said...

i lol`d at all the abilities..

Prism Smasher said...

Dang it Cereal, now I'm going to have to go make this or something close.

Amazing Mr X said...

Okay, this is too awesome to let slip by. I AM GONNA DO THIS! Who's with me?

musicssound said...

Dang. Awesome. I loved that game.
Go for it!

lwllw said...

I will take that my lad *gets ze mod*

Anonymous said...

Somebody better make this a mod! Don't make me get my money-whip!

universalblue said...

I so wish this was a mod! Even if it was just a recoloring of existing units and splash screens.

Mercury said...

Will there be a Red alert 3 crossover?

Anonymous said...

this NEEDS to be a real mod!!!!

ps. dr whooves and derpy hooves need to be here ;)

Anonymous said...

Are you going to add Gilda?

Anonymous said...

DO WANT!

absol459 said...

@Anonymous

Derpy would be the epic general at the end, like general Liang.

Young Spetsnaz said...

Damn! Grand Admiral Young Admiral aka Admiral DuGalle has an assault forces consisted of Adv. Crusader tanks, Marines, Rocket avengers, and some units! He must have led his forces out of the area before the enemies!

Damn Jimmy, i love Generals.

Dylan Scraton said...

Shouldnt Vinyl Scratch be the Sonic Weapons general

Kit Chan said...

Rarity whining tank is best tank

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