Thursday, August 18, 2011

Pony Fortune Cookie?!

Source: Kezzsim
THE UNIVERSE KNOWS

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

THEY UNIVERSE ALWAYS KNOWS

showmetheblueprints said...

Confucius was a brony. How 'bout that.

Anonymous said...

My fortune says first.

TheLawn said...

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE HERD!

Inconspicularity said...

@Anonymous
Your fortune is wrong, then.

MuffinShy said...

We have agents even in fortune cookie fabrics.

Inivonwini said...

The craziness! My... brain

James Corck said...

O_O

Dude, are we taking over the World or what?

Anonymous said...

Lucky numbers include 6.
...
This cannot be coincidence.

Radimir said...

This probably isn't the most important thing here, but why, exactly, is the fortune framed by a pinch ruler?

benjamin said...

first quasi-authentic eastern food, THEN THE WORLD!

BlankFlankBrony said...

So, how long before a fanfic is written that intentionally incorporates those numbers?

Aquaman52 said...

Pony fortune cookies.

Stage Five of Complete and Total World Domination - Complete.

Gummy said...

And Lucky number 42 this is no coincidence.

Gypsy said...

lol 42 & 6?!?!?! BLASPHEMY! HERASY!

Radimir said...

@BlankFlankBrony Black Ops crossover, Inception crossover, Lost crossover... Surprising number of possibilities.

BlankFlankBrony said...

@Radimir: Possibilities are easy. My question was more when these numbers will be intentionally used. :3

FriendlyFireFox said...

Another one from Confucius:
"Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness."

FriendlyFireFox said...

And another perfect one:

"To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness."

Replace gravity with Loyalty and proceed to shit bricks.

Osprey said...

Confucius say, "A party without friends, is a party of one"

I just came up with that out of nowhere and it ties in with an episode to boot.

Wierdplatformer said...

That could not be more perfect if you tried!

Solar Flair said...

Now, for those not aware it's not terribly hard to have fortune cookie fortunes made. I know a place, at the least, where you can buy a roll of mean fortunes.

So I'm afraid I must request some sort of proof of authenticity on this one if you expect me to believe it real. Not that it isn't cool regardless.

Anonymous said...

We are slowly taking over...
Just as planned...

Anonymous said...

WAIT WUT?...
That's so fucking epic! /)*3*(\

Curttehmurt said...

I actually remembered recently that I was born in the year of the Horse, pretty ballin'

wingbonerPH said...

I was born in the year of the Horse.

IT IS MY DESTINY TO BE BRONY!!

Anonymous said...

@Solar Flair
If it was faked, I think the lucky numbers would have all been episode numbers.

Anonymous said...

What's with the vernier caliper?

Anonymous said...

WAT

Anonymous said...

In bed

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

DAMN IT!

You beat me to it...

Anonymous said...

TROLOLOLOLOL

Twilight Otaku said...

>Lucky numbers: 42, 6

O_O

ProBrono said...

Assuming that the MLP reference was unintentional, what does that fortune even mean?

Anonymous said...

*Head explodes*

Anonymous said...

Isn't number 42 also some number significant to Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?

Idle Drifter said...

OK, if this was faked, I'd say job well done. If this is not than I'm speechless. Horse, "A charming friendship is in the magic.", the #6 (Mane Cast) and the #42 (the answer to the Universe).

Well, just for historical perspective all the code names for the beachs for the Normandy Invasion all showed up in a crossword puzzle shortly before D-Day. The guy who made the crossword was even dragged in to be interigated to which he retorted with a rhetorical question about being allowed to write a crossword puzzle. Still it's fun to wonder, what if...

the little pony said...

haha! this is EPIC.
``the blue flowers are not a joke´´ ZEBRA
really, i hope this is real.
BRONIES TAKE THE WORLD!
-the little pony (jelly)
so wonder! this is awesomeeeee.....-Azura (other pony)

Double the Dinosaurs said...

42... Answer to Life... Horse... Friendship... Magic...

Yeah I think my life decision to become Brony is plausable...

Raigar said...

Admittedly, this got me laughing quite a bit. Definitely not a coincidence, if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lauren Faust, have you been changing our fortune cookies again?

Anonymous said...

Hehe, looks like someone who makes fortune cookie messages is a brony. xD

Jett said...

42 IS ONE OF THE NUMBERS
THE MESSAGE IS POWERFULLY TRUE NOW

Firleycat said...

The universe has a very interesting sense of humour. Either that or Hasbro has expanded to fortune cookies.

Anonymous said...

@Firleycat
If that's true, why are all the cookies show-accurate?

Anonymous said...

Each of the numbers can correspond with an episode...

18 for Show Stoppers
Add 2 + 7 for Bridle Gossip
Add 2 + 9 for Winter Wrap Up
Add 3 + 1 for Apple Buck Season
42 referenced in Fall Weather Friends
6 for Boast Busters

The GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor said...

O.o Holy Buck... Even the GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor didn't see THIS coming! The numbers 6 AND 42?! That just shows that Ponies are the answer to the universe!

Rafasde said...

Behold the amazing power of FORTUNE COOKIES! I always knew they were RIGHT!

Hell yes, even more ponies in this world now.

"And God said: 'Let there be ponies.' and the mankind finally met hope and kindness."

Profesor Rod said...

D:!!!

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

Anonymous said...

Twilight is also 42 in FWF.

Anonymous said...

@Profesor Rod

caught in a landslide
no escape from re-a-li-ty?

Cyan said...

the universe knowing a good!

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