I utterly reject this argument. Ponies are made of tougher stuff. They have to be, to survive attacks by dragons, manticores and snooty griffins. There's real steel under those candy-colored coats. That's what makes the ponies brony-worthy.
Damnit. It's...probably a bad sign that now I kinda imagine the first human/equestrian contact to involve chainsaws and vivisection. Damn you, Trixie and Midnight, for bringing doom to your species!
As an employee of Aperture Science, I receive benefits, such as free Aperture Science Inter-Dimensional Tunneling Devices. I shall now kidnap a pony, and see if this is true.
@Anonymous Oh, you MIGHT not want to try using that one just yet. The lab boys warned me that they haven't figured out how to prevent you from warping into space occupied by another object, like, oh, I dunno, in the core of a mountain?
So yeah, unless you want to the first person to ever experience a premature embalming firsthand, you may wanna hold off on that until we get that figured out.
@Tsitra360 I wonder if The Great And Powerful Internet Troll realizes how much odd drawfriend stuff is going to end up appearing. My guess is that we're in for a lot of weird humor at the expense of everypony else.
@Anonymous *Looks at watch* And it took us a half hour to make a "Cupcakes" reference while talking about pony-related food.
We're getting better. Its coming slowly but we are slowly getting to the point where we will no longer care about that piece of fan fiction. One day, the nightmares will end. Being replaced by sugar-induced Candy Pony dreams might help...
Ok, so I wasn't the first to think of Cannibalistic Pinkie Pie jokes, phew. Or, maybe that's a bad thing. Oh well, interesting, but not sure if I agree.
And Esper Derek. The writing was done by Esper Derek, as his character Midnight. I... oh good lord, I can't believe I forgot to credit the person who wrote it... -(Head in hands)- How could I forget to put their name on it...
Celestia blast this primer! Pony cannibalism is a much less satisfying thought when they taste that good. On the other hand, it makes it soooo much easier to justify!
Also, on topic: My favorite part of this is the permanently minty-fresh mouth. I've been really interested in kissing a pony in the mouth, hard and in a thoroughly exploratory way, but was really squicked about the idea of bacteria in an animals mouth, even the delicate mouth of a sentient magical creature. But this now puts my apprehension to rest, and I'm free to daydream whether their tongue is like a sloppy, slippery, thickey-wet writhing slip of licorice, or more like a flat, saltwater taffy sea creature's head thrusting feverishly from the soft pink cavern home of it's owners muzzle.
Quite a lot of people just went COMPLETELY wacko or something ? ...some people really are having weird reactions (and not the good kind). Makes you almost wonder, if most of them are actually serious ?
Also... I fear some people may use this ''anatomy'' picture to ''spawn'' terrible stuff... But, only the future will tell...
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Personally, I found this interesting, especially the malleable hooves part... I always said they had malleable hooves (whatever the substance that made them).
The design of that horn concerns me. Excess pressure of the horn into the head would prove fatal. There is nothing stopping the horn from moving around and blendering the brain.
Short answer: Go read the entire Out in the Cold series, though the relevant events are in "Reaching Midnight." (If you like it, check out the sequels "Shades of Midnight" and "Moonlight Over Midnight" and the prequel "Mark of the Magician."
Long answer: Twilight and Trixie are the biological parents. Luna provided the means (in the form of a book of sex magic that included a gender-swap spell) and the will to use it (i.e., a lot of encouragement), so without Luna, Midnight would have never been born. After the birth, Luna told them that she wanted to be involved in little Midnight's life and help raise her, as a third parent. Twilight and Trixie accepted her offer.
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This title...
Wut.
Aww gross
Not sure if hungry, or disgusted.
~Dark~
Great response to Cereal. Trixie is the best pony.
That makes so much more sense than what I thought... Pudding...
Well I am completly shocked and disgusted.
I utterly reject this argument. Ponies are made of tougher stuff. They have to be, to survive attacks by dragons, manticores and snooty griffins. There's real steel under those candy-colored coats. That's what makes the ponies brony-worthy.
This is going to sound terribly mean, but the mispelling on the diagram makes it 20% funnier than it was intended to be.
This totally changes my views on "cupcakes".
I give the internet 1 week before somepony makes this with real candy.
Horses are for ridin, not for eatin, Nick!
Therefore: CandyVag.
We should dissect Trixie to find out if this is true.
*takes out scalpel*
@Ellis
Ellis, Is now the best time?
I love watching Pony fan material made, and then showing up on EqD a few hours later.
GITP PONYTHREAD REPRESENT.
@NotAGoodUsername360
Oh come on, she has a family.
I read the little blurb on the bottom. I'd always be afraid of Pinkie Pie if I was made of sweets
Well that was... nice...
It's weird, I don't believe it though. It's mind boggling I know, but I have a feeling Trixie is lying about this
@ZarPaulus *wipes roasted marshmallow off of face*
*grins evilly*
...Not anymore...
This is delicious and disturbing at the same time.
Did we just get trolled by Midnight and Trixie? O_o
Lol. That was just silly.
I know have an urge to lick some ponies
OH DEAR GOD I AM NEVER EATING CANDY AGAIN
Damnit. It's...probably a bad sign that now I kinda imagine the first human/equestrian contact to involve chainsaws and vivisection. Damn you, Trixie and Midnight, for bringing doom to your species!
As an employee of Aperture Science, I receive benefits, such as free Aperture Science Inter-Dimensional Tunneling Devices. I shall now kidnap a pony, and see if this is true.
Pinkie must have the best diet available to pony-kind. AJ must be their equivalent of obese, all them apples.
If you read to the bottom it's pretty obvious that Trixie be trollin'.
I want to eat Rainbow Dash's hair now.
@Anonymous Oh, you MIGHT not want to try using that one just yet. The lab boys warned me that they haven't figured out how to prevent you from warping into space occupied by another object, like, oh, I dunno, in the core of a mountain?
So yeah, unless you want to the first person to ever experience a premature embalming firsthand, you may wanna hold off on that until we get that figured out.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Expect to see some candyish art in the next Drawfriend. I think this is going to expand like the sock thing.
._.; Well, at least now we know why Pinkie Pie would put ponies in her cupcakes...
So why am I still cowering in fear of my horn being sawed off?
I have actually eaten horse, once, in Belgium.
I can attest it was delicious, and oddly sweet for meat.
... About half way through it my brain suddenly made the connection of "I am eating a horse" and I had to force myself to eat the rest.
Somepony make a cake out of this, NAAAAO!!!
Hmmmm
Delicious candy va- I mean pony. Yes. Candy pony.
@Tsitra360 I wonder if The Great And Powerful Internet Troll realizes how much odd drawfriend stuff is going to end up appearing. My guess is that we're in for a lot of weird humor at the expense of everypony else.
@Cyan Flash Not really, since she makes pies, fritters, dumplings and cakes out of them.
Well, this wold explain all the "Rarity is a marshmallow" cracks...
no
Yummi! Lol joking... maybe. I'm hungry now...
cupcakes.doc
@Anonymous
*Looks at watch*
And it took us a half hour to make a "Cupcakes" reference while talking about pony-related food.
We're getting better. Its coming slowly but we are slowly getting to the point where we will no longer care about that piece of fan fiction. One day, the nightmares will end. Being replaced by sugar-induced Candy Pony dreams might help...
Inkwell-Pony got hacked, ED viewers trolled
Wing hardening? dear lord
Hungry.....
Who the hay is Midnight?
I would never eat one of these. Just sayin'
@Homfrog Midnight is the daughter of Luna, Trixie, and Twilight from a series of fanfics by Phoe and EsperDerek. I squeed when I saw that part :D.
Oh god, hugging one must be the softest experience ever.
:/ pinkie Sure do loves Sugar ..a lot of sugar.... cupcakes has sugar .. (sorry cant resist)
I don't care if Trixie is trolling or not! I'm cutting her open to find the truth of the matter.
For science, of course.
Curse you Trixie and Midnight.
Yet another think Trixie left out when we made our deal. First my portal doesn't work, now everyone wants to eat me...
@staplesponge
That would be because I'm responsible for writing the text on the picture. :)
Ahh now it all makes sense! Thanks!
oh Celestia! better hide that from Pinkie Pie
@EsperDerek
And they didn't even credit you? Whatever, hilarious job man!
Daddy, where do marshmallows come from?
Snails: Haha, I like pudding!
Well, I guess he's at that age...
I guess this means ponies vomit pudding when they're sick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7yxnkeQJBU
So wing boners are..I mean gummy boners...wait...
*looks at the gummy bears in the bowl*
OMG WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING ?!
Ok, so I wasn't the first to think of Cannibalistic Pinkie Pie jokes, phew. Or, maybe that's a bad thing. Oh well, interesting, but not sure if I agree.
-Joe
And Esper Derek. The writing was done by Esper Derek, as his character Midnight. I... oh good lord, I can't believe I forgot to credit the person who wrote it... -(Head in hands)- How could I forget to put their name on it...
Curlz? Hobo? Were they TRYING to make the typography horrendous and unappealing as possible?
My Little Pinata : Candies are magic!
Celestia blast this primer! Pony cannibalism is a much less satisfying thought when they taste that good. On the other hand, it makes it soooo much easier to justify!
Oh come on! That's just unfair! Now I feel wrong for eating candy. T_T
are ponies sticky then? :(
This reminds me of a short story that should be read, and I'm surprised it hasn't be featured yet as it's won several awards already.
'Ponies' by Kij Johnson: http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/11/ponies
Yeah. People either hate it or love it, but it's always affecting. A must read for any MLP fan!
Also, on topic: My favorite part of this is the permanently minty-fresh mouth. I've been really interested in kissing a pony in the mouth, hard and in a thoroughly exploratory way, but was really squicked about the idea of bacteria in an animals mouth, even the delicate mouth of a sentient magical creature. But this now puts my apprehension to rest, and I'm free to daydream whether their tongue is like a sloppy, slippery, thickey-wet writhing slip of licorice, or more like a flat, saltwater taffy sea creature's head thrusting feverishly from the soft pink cavern home of it's owners muzzle.
I wonder if this will affect gore pics any...hmmm...
omg I'm a pony don't eat me!!!!
Do...do they scream when you eat them?
@Vermillion Twilight
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how do you get pics to work?...any way
@SuperGiantRobot i would.
This brings a whole new meaning to term "candy va..." uhh... you know.
Now I want little candy ponies.
ಠ_ಠ i do not agree with this
@Anonymous
Just sayin' is all.
No seriously, go read 'Ponies', it's as good as 'Cupcakes' you'll lovr it.
http://www.tor.com/stories/2010/11/ponies
"You're not one of us. You don't even HAVE a pony."
LOL
The worst part is that I thought this was completely serious until I read the dialogue at the end.
*deep breath*
*shake hooves at sky* TRIIIXIIIIIEEE!!!
Oh no no no. Not this rumor again.
I can assure you that am not, nor have ever been, made of marshmallow.
Confound this Trixie!
Seriously, ponies are made of concrete. Or at least their pelvic areas are.
Thus, clopping.
Hm i wonder what pony would taste like ._. especially colorful cartoonish ones.
@staplesponge
...three parents!?!?
FLAPPIN PONIES
HOW DO THEY WORK
@Pinkietastic
Oh no! Pinkie Pie is considering cannibalism! Run for your life!
"The worst part is that I thought this was completely serious until I read the dialogue at the end."
I agree with the Anon.
The last lines of dialogue made it so much better than if it were trying to be serious.
So now Rarity isn't the only one made of marshmallow?
I don't get it.ogg
Quite a lot of people just went COMPLETELY wacko or something ? ...some people really are having weird reactions (and not the good kind).
Makes you almost wonder, if most of them are actually serious ?
Also... I fear some people may use this ''anatomy'' picture to ''spawn'' terrible stuff... But, only the future will tell...
-----
Personally, I found this interesting, especially the malleable hooves part...
I always said they had malleable hooves (whatever the substance that made them).
@NotAGoodUsername360
Seth deserves that
The design of that horn concerns me. Excess pressure of the horn into the head would prove fatal. There is nothing stopping the horn from moving around and blendering the brain.
@BitTune
Short answer: Go read the entire Out in the Cold series, though the relevant events are in "Reaching Midnight." (If you like it, check out the sequels "Shades of Midnight" and "Moonlight Over Midnight" and the prequel "Mark of the Magician."
Long answer: Twilight and Trixie are the biological parents. Luna provided the means (in the form of a book of sex magic that included a gender-swap spell) and the will to use it (i.e., a lot of encouragement), so without Luna, Midnight would have never been born. After the birth, Luna told them that she wanted to be involved in little Midnight's life and help raise her, as a third parent. Twilight and Trixie accepted her offer.
Wouldn't ants and other bugs be a problem?
@Anonymous
Small magical repulsion-field... it comes from being in a world 97% imbued in magic.
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