Friday, August 19, 2011

PK Reads Spiderses


Oh god.

Oh god, guys.

I am so sorry.

73 comments:

Trollestia said...

Oh god, must...ban...to...moon.

Multifish said...

Adorable Scratch. Compensates for all wrongs, Cereal. You should know that.

Sumica said...

I just cant handle it. *sobs* 10 seconds and I had to end it.

Ciakar said...

What is this i dont even

Gummy said...

I....huh?..what? I'm speachless.

Octavia said...

Haha. It seems Spiderses so quickly became almost as infamous as another fanfic we all love to hate. :>

Trollestia said...

@Ciakar

Think somewhere along the lines of Doom: repurcussions of My immortal (or something insane like that). Only ponies.
I couldn't make it past...well anywhere. Things that butcher english annoy me.

Flameheart said...

Why did i watch the whole thing?!







Possible Part 2?

ChaosLord9 said...

@GenericUsername

PK is the author of Antipodes.

And let me say: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

Fallin' Winter said...

I'm so glad that someone made a video and the other person for reading it. That way I didn't have to suffer trying to figure out what was going on. At least try to figure out what any sane person would be able to figure out. I don't even know what to say after that. Still funny though.

Now I also kind of want to see someone try a fixed and expanded story of TwiMac Spiders and how they adjust. If done well enough, I can see it being a good [Random]/[Shipping] story. Maybe.

Aidinthel said...

@Flameheart
It's hard to say for sure without a full psychological evaluation, but I suggest you seek help. The fic may have caused your brain to attempt suicide.

MuffinShy said...

Thanks to you i now know what really happened because i didn't go farther than 5th sentence.
You're an awesome person! Awesome video! You made my day I'm gonna go search for pony spiders now.

MLPPinkiefan said...

The lines "I am a wizard," and "spiders by accident," were when I just lost it. This fic is incredible. I just can't describe how awful and hilarious it is.

Ryex said...

Why did i watch the whole thing? why could I not read the actually story?

I've come to a conclusion. crappy animation makes troll-fics bearable and funny.

Knightly_Reader said...

oh god. oh god. I dont even.

part 2? (I watched this during a lecture... I didnt realise i was laughing out loud until the lecturer was looking at me...)

Kudos.

HaysforPonies said...

As much as the fic is a horrible attempt parody of Half Life: Full Life Consequences, the dramatic readings are fantastic.

benjamin said...

That was truly envigorating. The way the reader shifed his tone of voice to march the emotions portayed my the text was absolutely marvelous. the art also helped bring the author's masterpiece to life. Their is a level of connection that the reading adds which cannot be found anywhere else.

Dr. Henry Killinger said...

... I watched the whole thing.

...

Now my right eye won't stop twitching.

...

Also, my words, I have none. Please do not subject me to these horrors ever again. My poor heart can't take it.

shadowfalcon76 said...

"Sir, Derp Shields™ are holding at 97% power!"

"Wow, something actually put a smudge on them? Must've been some serious derp..."

DantE.MusT.DiE said...

I don't know what to make of this.

Neither does Tiptoe.

Gypsy said...

spiderses wasnt that "great", funny but not very funny

asdasasefasd said...

And then I wents downted the page and readed all of teh comment. Then I posted the comment at the bottom of da the page and now weese here.

DantE.MusT.DiE said...

@Gypsy

I got the feeling that this was never meant for mortal's eyes in the first place.

Mark said...

I think my brain just imploded....twice

Bunnylisk said...

This changed my life.

Aquaman52 said...

Best. Vinyl Scratch image. EVER.

fukkensaved.jpg

Oh, and...I guess there's a post attached to it too, isn't there? Cool. I guess. You guys...have fun with that. I'll just be over here. In my happy place.

With my picture.

Athens said...

THIS WAS SO AMAZING. I was crying. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I read spiderses, but this is just a whole nother level. I love the comments he added, too.

Shawnyall said...

Holy Celestia, that was magnificent. I cried of laughter, and I'm still laughing.

I can't wait for chapter 2.

Anon Pony With A Name said...

Oh god why... Now I want chapter 2 also.

Image is fukkensaved

Gozer the Equestrian said...

she wanted to talk to other spiders because that's what spiders do? i thought that they usually just kill each other.

Furbyz said...

What's really sad is that this is NOTHING!!! compared to My Immortal. If you don't know what that is, you are quite lucky.

If, like me, your curiosity got the better of you and you read it, I weep for us both

OT: Damn funny

crispymwhc said...

I haven't laughed like that in a good while.

showmetheblueprints said...

Hilarious. :)

And Scratch is adorable in that picture.

Gozer the Equestrian said...

"Oh god. Oh god, guys. I am so sorry." You know Cereal, envysion may have posted a weird video, BUT AT LEAST HE DON'T LIE!

Bartekko said...

You guys, are not random enough.
I don't know how many of you have watched the classica "random tales of g-man" by kitty 0706
This is randomness at its best.
Who doesn't smetimes liek sum radnum words all ova de plahc

Ekevoo said...

LOL @ the outtakes

Raditz 360 said...

why do we keep praising bad fan ficion?

Wierdplatformer said...

I couldn't make it very far in the previous live reading, but this guy makes it mildly bearable.

Latias4Ever said...

Does this mean that that horrible fanfiction isn't that "famous" anymore? Hooray!

Firleycat said...

Why does every fandom need their own version of Full Life Consequences? They are never as good as the original and every time someone fails at beating it, It just makes Full Life Consequences look like a masterpiece in troll fiction.

TehRedMage said...

Well, that was suitably terrible.

Atiarotias said...

Just wow and ...what

Specter Von Baren said...

The thing about a fic like this is that I don't think it's possible to not do this kind of thing on purpose. A normal person can't do this, you have to have to be skilled in order to write this badly.

Mars said...

HAHA That was really funny. Reminds me of Jerry Jackson cartoons.

bronydash said...

Wat is this I dont even

HMtMayor said...

so good,
reminds my of "my immortal"

Muthesquirrel said...

....you need to be MORE sorry Cereal.

The Dread Pirate Roberts said...

Dogs howled. Bats took to the sky. Spiders gathered in my living room to hear this, and threw up when it was over. I am still cleaning up little piles of arachnid puke. I laughed like a very silly person.

This kinda reminds me of that one episode of "Dexter's Lab", the one with "Computress" and Mandrake's head swelling up? Yeah, that one. Kudos to the people who had the self-confidence and sheer guts to make that thing.

Okay, back to cleaning up after the spiders.

Shannon said...

@The Dread Pirate Roberts

The first part of your comment killed me almost as much as the Flash did.

I'm so glad our fandom has its own version of Doom: Repercussions of Evil now. We're growing up!

Toxie Cookie said...

I almost cried... that was an amazing story *-*

Duskfly said...

*facehoof*

I cannot believe how far this has gone. All you bronys are CRAZY!

henke37 said...

But this isn't complete...

Decayed said...

I feel dumber for watching that, but it was amazing either way! SPIDER Mac is badass.

Vinyl Scratch said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, my ears, ouch, ouch.

Namefag Anon said...

oh god lol, best incarnation of Spiderses yet

Zurkoslat said...

this was mind numbingly bad, but yet amazing. More?

Cowboy Wolves said...

That was the funniest thing ever, I'm not over exaggerating. Ive never laughed that hard

jet2112112 said...

At first I was like: LOL! Then I was like: OH HELL NO! PK! WHY?! D:

MaLeDiCeNT said...

Hard for my brain to process but funny as hell.

Rauzu said...

im just for somes reasons melts into pile of braindedness

Scootaloo789 said...

I don't normally see, but when I do, it's what you have done here.

Edinpony said...

This was absolutely amazing, even if it was only the first part.

Insufficient Creativity said...

This is excellent in the same way as the original fic was! I laughed. ^^

Shadox-Miyazaki said...

oh dear, it's like omg I'm not so sure i really want to know where it's going with this.. ^_^;;

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