Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Glimmer Wings Rainbow Dash...?

This looks shopped?  I think?

146 comments:

Neon Noble said...

Why isn't this Rarity.

Anonymous said...

This supposed to be rarity here...

Anonymous said...

Wat

Anonymous said...

The fuck is this?

Shelltoon said...

I get the feeling we'll be seeing a Rarity in the mix. Where did you dig this up Seth?

Anonymous said...

wait no what
science why is this
i don't even
*sob*

Muffinsforever said...

I wouldn't put it past Hasbro or my fellow bronies.

But from the wings, mane, butterfly, and what not, I will say it's real.

At least it's not pink.

Anonymous said...

What.

Anonymous said...

What ?

Trollestia said...

What in Equestria is this? Dash with rainbow wings and not Rarity?

Kabuse said...

THE END IS NEIGH!

Anonymous said...

I just... What the hell Hasbro? What the hell?

Only good I can see coming from this is ripping the head off, replacing it with Rarity's, and then painting the rest it to match.

Anonymous said...

Umm... why? Did... Did they forget that she already has wings?

Jacbob said...

Uh... Huh.
Okay then.

Anonymous said...

I KNEW the Smooze would be back in season 2! All my dreams have come true!

RifferKyle said...

Is Hasbro just trying to see how far they can push us or something?

...I just... How are you supposed to sonic Rainboom with those floppy things?

Anonymous said...

Okay, Rarity, you've scared everyone enough. You can take the costume off now. Rarity? Rarity!?

Anonymous said...

Wrong on many levels....

Anonymous said...

...

...

WAT

Anonymous said...

I laughed and then felt like part of my soul just died...why rainbow dash? why?

Andrew said...

Totally should have been Rarity.

Anonymous said...

for the love of god hasbro, dont bring back the horror of butterfly winged pegasus...

Lindil said...

Why are they doing this to us?

razvan252 said...

toy manufacturers doing it wrong?

Anonymous said...

DASHIE. Your wings! What happened?

Anonymous said...

Ooookay... I kinda like the dragonfly pet (see Riding Along Fluttershy for what the butterfly mold looks like), but.... Dashie changing species into a winger pony? (or "deluxe pegasus" as G3 called them...)

I've been wanting to see flutter ponies/breezies.. and wingers are sort of close.. but I sure don't like characters changing species. There's no reason for a pegasus to have the "Rarity spell" used on them either..

Mimiaru said...

but y

Anonymous said...

well, remember guys, they make toys aimed at girls what, 4-8?

When I was that age, I was all over stuff like this. Yeah, they didn't pull stupid shit like Pink Celestia on us in the 80s (I think I would have been annoyed by that 'cause clearly she's not pink on tv!), but I was 5 and the ponies didn't exactly have the strong personalities they do now, so a *lot* was make-believe play.

Often my ponies would ride in to battle alongside Optomus Prime and The Thundercats. (Being the oldest child, and a girl, I confused my parents who didn't understand why I wanted both the pretty unicorn AND the truck that turned into a robot - anyway)

So as much as we want them to? they're not making toys for us. They're making toys for little kids who aren't as discerning (or who their marketing and sales departments are telling them aren't as discerning), and who are going to run off and play whatever they want anyway using whatever rules make sense at that particular moment.

(Personally, I think they're selling little girls short, but that's a rant for another venue)

Wiki said...

She has regular wings ON THE BOX!
Thats just false advertising now.

Anonymous said...

*hands head* Optimus Prime. There I fixed my spelling. Blame it on not having had morning coffee yet.

Anonymous said...

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Anonymous said...

No.

Anonymous said...

We know that The HUB knows about bronies, but does Hasbro know. Or do they just not care? Because bronies are starting to get sick of the bad toys.

DareDreamer said...

I.....umm...wat?

That is not Rarity, btw. Oh, Hasbro! *puts hoofs on my hips*

Anonymous said...

WAIT WUT?

Scootachicken said...

/facehoof

I think Hasbro just hates us.

Vanner said...

Bronies buy the toys to mod them to what they want because Hasbro doesn't make what we want. We're going to see a Rarity made from this toy in less than a month, mark my words.

benjamin said...

my day, no week is ruined. WHY YOU NO MAKE SHOW ACCURATE TOYS HASBRO?

X-Playsomegames said...

Haha. First it's the transformers toys going to the vault and now this? XP haha.

But yeah anyways, I agree with Anonymous with the long rant has to say.

WizardWannabe said...

I wonder...if you could remove these wings and re-attach unfurled, correct Dash wings from another toy, then you'd have have a Rainbow Dash with working wings...

Anonymous said...

My life is ruined!

Into the Sky said...
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Calnos said...

So... they're bringing back flutter ponies? O.o

Anonymous said...

During Sonic Rainboom:
...
Billy: Yeah, you should forget the Sonic Rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!
Billy, Hoops, and Score: *laughs*
...

Well, now Rainbow Dash do have wings like the ones Rarity had.

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Anonymous said...

I'm okay with this. Only if she has four wings now though. That would be AWESOME. Think of the possibilities! They could release double horn Twilight next!

ToonNinja said...

Does not compute. Does not comPUTE. Does not COMPUTE. DOES. NOT. F*CKING. COMPUTE.

Into the Sky said...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Anonymous said...

>MFW a story comes out with "What happened if Rainbow Dash DID 'go grab a pair of those' like those boy pegasi suggested."

OH HASBRO. YOU'RE BEING SNEAKY.

Don't you guys remember in 'Sonic Rainboom' those boy pegasi told Rainbow Dash she should go get a pair like the ones Rarity had!?

Anonymous said...

I smell a shitstorm...

jongyon7192p said...

She...what...grew a fucking tumor or something. Disgusting.

Musemallow said...

I own three Flutter Ponies. Those wings won't last long in the hands of a child.

Anonymous said...

What the buck?

JeziBelle said...

In the words of one of my bronies... "Dash is going to kill someone. Like, legit Cupcakes kill someone."

Celest said...

Twilight, I think we need to talk about using your friends for science experiments...

DareDreamer said...

@WizardWannabe
Probably can be done. You'd have to be careful cutting off part of those frilly wings, leaving a stub of white plastic where it moves. I'm not sure if the brushables are made from vinyl, if they are, I think you can heat the toy up in an oven or such to soften the material up(from what I can remember from doing research on Munny making)so the wings will be easier to cut. Carefully applying glue on the stub and placing the brushable wings on it and let it dry.
Sorry for that long post, the idea of that got my creative juices flowing! Heck, I try it myself if this toy makes it to stores soon. *challengeaccepted.jpg*

mercemina said...

Oh come on guys atleast they got the colors right and well...

Whats that weird Caterpillar-butterfly thing?

Anonymous said...

I smell a fan fic coming of this where Rarity either loses it or something and winds up coloring herself like Dash.

But if anything, Dash is going to serious kill someone, or torture them mentally after this.

SomeGuy said...

Ya its real. They will probably be doing the same to the rest of the mane cast. Kind of surprised they did not do it earlier.

crazyredemu said...

Maybe they are making a set were all the ponies have those wings

Xain Russell said...

*shakes hoof at the sky*

HAAASSSSSSBBBRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Megusta.jpeg

Namefag Anon said...

if this is real
seriously
fuck you Hasbro
just fuck you

Anonymous said...

What is this!? Send it to the moon!

boomerang503 said...

This is clearly from a "bizarro" Equestria where Rainbow Dash is an Earth Pony and Rarity is an Alicorn.

Flutterguy32 said...

Ofcourse Hasbro will give RainbowDash wings and not Rarity.

Anonymous said...

... Okay, seriously, that's just WEIRD. I know it's to match the probable rest-of-cast set, but it just... well, weird.

Plus, they did miss a perfect opportunity for a Rainbow Dash with working pegasus wings. I think I'd actually be okay with Fluttershy having them for punny goodness, or Pinkie Pie because, well, it's Pinkie Pie, but this is kinda creepy.

A guy who like ponies said...

Looks Magic'd. I can tell by the friendships and by seeing a lot of ponies in my time. Either that or it's an alt ending post Cupcakes Dash and Twilight tried to make her feel better.

Mami Tomoe (Timer Rabbit) said...

This looks like... Some experiment Twilight Sparkle made, gave the drink to Rainbow Dash, and then turned her into a Flutter-Pony..

...And I guess Rarity makes a better candidate. But I think why she's not chosen is because she's a Unicorn and not a Pegasus.

SnarkyShark said...

I want to buy it and make it a custom Rarity pony now.

ph00tbag said...

It would have been SO EASY to put those wings on Rarity, instead of Rainbow Dash, and NO ONE WOULD BE MAD. In fact, some bronies would be busting through the doors just to get their hands on a Rarity one.

Solid marketing, Hasbro: how do?

Anonymous said...

Kill me.

Anonymous said...

Maby this is Rainbow Dash post any fanfic were she gets hurt and can no longer fly, and Twilight decides to give her new wings to help her feel better.

PS:They should of just used Rarity.

Nando said...

At first I thought it was one of those boot-leg versions Seth posted before... but now I notice the logo and everything.

Hasbro, you disappoint.

Blue fox said...

Is hasbro trying to piss us off.

Anonymous said...

20% FAILER

James Corck said...

I'm...speechless.

Wow. I just don't know what to say guys. I'm so outraged, angry and just...oblivious about this that I have nothing to say.

I'll go make a few Dashie drawings to counter the side-effects this caused.

Anonymous said...

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ThatDudeNamedBrian said...

You're tearing me apart, Hasbro! I'm fed up with this world.

Bronyboy said...

Eh, glimmer wings are alright, but it'd be 20% cooler if we had Rainbow Dash with removable Rainbow Armor! (Nervous Breakdown Rarity with exile robe sold separately).

Anonymous said...

The wings do MOVE!!!

Vanishing said...

Despite the unintended demographic following, the toys are still aimed towards little girls. Like they give a fuck what her wings look like.

Anonymous said...

Ебио-фио.
"Матерь Божья, Керриган, что они с тобой сделали?" (с)

Frostybrand said...

@RifferKyle

wouldn't be surprised at this point.
seriously, Dash and not rarity?

Jelfes said...

This is just disgusting, Dash was my favorite, but now? Now my image of her is mutilated and atrocious, well done Hasbro, you've killed the character that I related to through adoration of aviation. You sicken me...

Anonymous said...

At first I was

o_O wtf?

Then I saw someone saying "why not Rarity" and I was

o_O Yeah, exactly, wtf?

Rarity in her Elton John outfit would have made perfect sense with those wings!

And also, whats up with the humongous butterfly? It makes about as much sense as the squirl! Scootaloo is the only proper pet for Rainbow Dash!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

You are awsome, also we need a thundercats/transformers/pony crossover.

Anonymous said...

doublefacehoof.jpg

Oh, Hasbro.

Anonymous said...

They are TOTALLY not giving little girls enough credit. If they can make an intelligent show like FiM, they need to be smarter about their toys to go with it! If I were the 4-8 year old girl that they were marketing them to (and all I have to do is remember back to my days AS a 4-8 year old girl!) I too would be asking "What's THAT thing? Where's the real Rainbow Dash?"

starcat5 said...

I know no one here is going to get this reference, but...

OMGWTFBBQ?

Also: Double Ewe, Tea, Eff?

Vanishing said...

It's nothing new that toy companies make alternate versions of their characters that were never used in any other sort of media. So far Hasbro has played ball pretty well with their older audience, but I suppose some things have to stay business as usual.

pvt2000 said...

Dashie, Dashie, Dashie. You don't need to show up Rarity. Giving in to wingboner envy is just juvenile, and resorting to strange magic you saw in a banner ad is just unhealthy. You don't see the Wonderbolts in 3 AM TV ads about "enhancing your performance", do you? The girls already love you because you got skill, you don't need freakish size!

Besides, after Rarity used that stuff she just wound up getting a bad burning sensation.

Anonymous said...

What poor Butterfly did Rainbow Dash rip the wings off from? And she's already got wings, so how Selfish!... Next time rip them off a Rainbow Butterfly, RD. ;D

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that like the wings? O.O

Think about it.

We can just REDESIGN it to make it look much BETTER. So...why is everybody making it such a big deal in the first place? =P

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. *_*

Anonymous said...

I hope their never is a double horn Twilight, the fanfic would be horrific...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous There are, no longer, any possibilities, they ended when this...thing was created. All of Equestria and Earth are coming to an end and it is due to this thing.

Anonymous said...

^
...Righhhht. Hyperbole much?
Oh come on. It can't be that bad.
It not like it would end the same as this video...: http://youtu.be/kofnEdB8Blc
...Right? :D
(If the wings were like that I might buy it...>.>")

Anonymous said...

HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Marelyn Manson said...

How am I supposed to play with this...this, aberration, HASBRO? Would it be too much of a bother if they sold the Wonderbolts? I don´t mind if they´re not show accurate, I just WANT them.

Anonymous said...

Gussing someone photoshopped rarity with the magic wings and rainbow dash together.

Anonymous said...

it's official

Rainbow Dash confirmed for Flutter Pony

Anonymous said...

Seriously? WTF is that thing? I am no longer main lining acid. its official.

Brongaar said...

I just let Hasbro be Hasbro.
*shrugs* if it sells it sells. I have seen some really horrific knockoffs...
Being a trucker and such. and hope I can get a 'dry' load from Freeport that has the G4 Ponies on them to any WalMart.

PureZOOKS said...

Does Hasbro even watch MLP?

0e3d6b46-c394-11e0-bbf9-000bcdcb5194 said...

I was at the Hasbro Q&A and I have to say, when the Hasbro representatives informed us that they work "very closely with those who produce the show" I was thinking "LIES!!! LIIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!"

So many lies....

The wings on RD aren't even pretty or well-made...

Hapori Boar said...

Somewhere out there is an ass that needs to be kicked..

Casper said...

WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU DASH? OH GOD I CAN'T LOOK!

Anonymous said...

I think you meant to put I hope.

Anonymous said...

I see one solution to this guys, and it relies on Hasbro making one like this for the entire mane 6.

Only buy the Rarity ones.

Hasbro will eventually get the message when that Rarity outsells the other 5. They might be stupid and think that Rarity is much more popular, but when they try and bring out a bunch of Rarity toys and those DON'T sell, their CEO might rub together his two brain cells and get it.

Candy Apple said...

All I can think of ATM, is Rarity going WHA-HA-HAA-HA!

JR said...

This is obviously payback for all those fics in which Dash loses her wings.

ultra8 said...

On the downside it looks like another toy based on manufacturer logic, like giving Superman a car or Flash a motorcycle, ect.
On the upside it's most likely a part of a series and we'll get a Winged Rarity/rest of the cast. Plus like others mentioned it could be considered a what-if Rainbow got the spell since it was teased about on the show.

Star Winged Brit said...

Just imagine what Rainbow Dash's reaction would be if she saw this.

Sun Ray said...

If it was Rarity I'd probably buy it. Nopony else is supposed to have the butterfly wings.

Anonymous said...

Welp, now we know why Rarity had butterfly wings in that one episode. I’ll bet all six get this treatment, just like all six had a “Shine Bright” version.

This was a good idea poorly executed. The wings are way too big to look good and their design screams “generic”. If they’d done the wings the way they did the G1 Summer Wing / Windy Wing ponies (especially with new characters (plus Rarity) instead of the main cast), it would’ve been really awesome.

If anyone is curious what Windy Wing/Summer Wing wings looked like: http://axistra.weebly.com/uploads/2/8/1/6/2816608/1287199.jpg

Octavia said...

I have the wingest boner right now. lol

Well, like someone mentioned above, these ARE marketed for girls 5-11, so this makes sense. Little girls love things like those sparkly wings. Though like someone else mentioned, they look flimsy. So I can't see them lasting long if played with a lot. I also agree they would make more sense on Rarity. At least from an older audience standpoint. But little girls wouldn't mind them on any of the cast.

Leeky said...

Rainbow Dash is a flutterpony now?

Squishy said...

wat

I hope this isnt real

stitch said...

first thought DAMN IT HASBRO

second thought it may be part of a set of all 6 with wings.. still a facehoof just not a double

Mitsu said...

Hasbro,
quit life and reroll

Brushstroke Bauble said...

Why the hell do I want this so bad?

(I wonder if there's a Starscream somewhere I can switch wings with.)

They'd be stupid not to release this mold with Rarity.

Eddie Perkins said...

Ow! My forehead! Hasbro, you owe me a new desk.

Vest said...

This is obviously an alternate ending to Sonic Rainboom that will be on the DVD extras.

"You should just forget the sonic rainbooom, and get yourself a pair of wings...like these!"

"Ok. Twilight?"

"Fiiine." *HRNNNNNNNNNGH! NYYYUH-HRRRRRNG!*

*Floomf*

"OhmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmysGAAAAWSH!"

(Cue credits) "Myyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"

AppleDash said...

Am I the only one here who likes the wings?

quackey said...

Oh no, she's a flutter pony.

Cedric Bale said...

[elipses]

Wicked said...

I swear... The Hasbro toy department hasn't watched a single episode of the show. They should have at least made it Rarity.

Anonymous said...

MAH WINGS R PRETTY

Atiarotias said...

lolwut...is...THIS!?

Prism Smasher said...

Head, meet desk.

...

Dammit, my horn's stuck...

Anonymous said...

OHMYGOD, THEY'RE BRINGING BACK THE FLUTTERPONY TOYS! 8D

Except...wouldn't it make more sense to make one of Rarity since she actually had fairy wings at one point? And they looked awesome too. Unless this is something that happens in season 2....or maybe they plan on doing this with all of the pegasi.

crystalvoodoo91 said...

I'm sorry, but I f****** lol'd.

musicssound said...

@starcat5
I feel like I should know that from somewhere...Dang. But what?

Anonymous said...

Nothing can properly convey the feeling of confusion and anger more than this one simple statement.

Wat?

Anonymous said...

Poor Dash. http://www.ponychan.net/chan/merch/src/131303719258.jpg

Anonymous said...

...but I loved the Flutter ponies as a kid. I had Morning Glory, but those wings are a bit big.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Dash: Not cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6deaHpJOb8

OneAndAMerf said...

Please be fake, please be fake, please be fake...

Anonymous said...

Just Horrible...and sad...all my pony hopes crashing down....

Anonymous said...

at least rarity HAD wings that looked like that but rainbow dash? she is a natural pegasus

MkMiku said...

Wings would've been fine on any other pony, but not Rainbow Dash! D:

Lord Aaronus said...

What's that creature with her, a flying snail?

Wuna said...

my mum purchased this for me. my mum is best mum.
I have no idea wtf it is though. It is real :D
the wings move when u push one wing.
allthough my first words after "OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH" when I found it were "Dabuq?"

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