Friday, August 12, 2011

Comic: Cannibal Lolocaust

These comics...are so detailed. 

Pixelkitties is crazy.  She also included a custom header so I didn't even have to snipping tool this one!

117 comments:

Wheatley_Core said...

Afirst. And I saw this on Equestria Daily before..

Anonymous said...

A Quote from our glorius leader Sethisto:

"I would go furry for rarity for example. even ghost rarity"

That is all. Source:

http://www.eq2flames.com/everything-else-everything-else/74353-my-little-pony-reborn-7.html

Anonymous said...

Why

Toty said...

Best cutie mark story ever.

Batty Gloom said...

...my brain broke. That's all I can say about this.

(Also, subject matter aside, that was very well-drawn; I can only hope to have even a fourth of that kind of talent some day, so wonderful job on the visuals)

Tosxychor said...

Bigger res (because little details have to be appreciated):
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/43913

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

I'm sure Cereal Velocity would get a kick outta that. lol

What with his love of Rarity and all that

Salad Sandwich said...

OMG that comic was so wrong and yet so funny. XD *Applauds*

Anonymous said...

I like Zecora's collection of masks :P

Anonymous said...

"GUYS! GUYS! I got my cann-apple cutie mark! Wanna see how it works?"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

Three hours later...

"Applebloom, this is some 'a tha best soup I've had in mah life. Wha' did ya'll make it with?"

"Oh... ah had a little help from mah friends."

Namefag Anon said...

lololololo

kind of reminded me of Scott Tenorman Must Die episode of South Park too

Anonymous said...

Haha, last frame: Trader Pony Joe's.

Wheeljack said...

Flava Flav's Rhyming Dictionary (third edition)
Gummy's Classy Cola
...
So. Much. Stuff. To. Find.

Terse said...

>Flava Flav's Rhyming Dictionary: Third Edition

I don't understand. Zecora's rhymes are functional, they work well. Why would she have that as a reference guide?

Otherwise, great comic! Made me chuckkle.

NotAGoodUsername360 said...

Wait until Applebloom asks Zecora what to do with Granny Smith's body when she passes away...

Applebloom: Are y'all suggestin'... *leans in* eatin' mah grandmaw?!

DareDreamer said...

Oh lawd, that was too funny! 'cuse my dark sense of humor. The final panel was priceless!

Inconspicularity said...

Ahahahahahahaha WHAT

Mr.Brony said...

''How to Love and Tolerate'' that book should be real

Ekevoo said...

Poor Apple Bloom, she always becomes the psycho when they want to corrupt the CMC!

Kill me, I'm a PONY said...

At least it wasn't Pinkie (she is so overused because of Cupcakes...)

Anonymous said...

If nopony will say it, I will... Cupcakes.

NDupree93 said...

What is it with ponies and their obsession with cannibalism? First Cupcakes, now this. I swear there's going to be a fic one day (if there isn't already) where The Great And Powerful Trixie eats Gilda to gain her powers of flight.

Mr.Brony said...

Ah wait, my bad it's ''Loving and Tolerating your racist friends''

Pony Corp - Ren said...

"Tolerating and Loving Your Racist Friends"

That got me ROFL.

Anonymous said...

CUPCAKES!!
So sweet and tasty!
CUPCAKES!!
Dont be too hasty!
CUPCAKES!!
CUPCAKES!!
CUPCAKES!!

Heres hopeing that this Apple Bloom gets some assistance from PinkiePie.

I liked the "Loving and Tolerating Your Racist Friends" book under the table and the Konami code.

Pony Corp - Ren said...

@Pony Corp - Rencurses...ninja'd again >_>

Anonymous said...

Applebloom, I want to play a game. The rules are simple...

NotAGoodUsername360 said...

@Anonymous

Applebloom: ...Zecora, did that weird mask on the wall just talk?!

Zecora: If I were you, I would not want to find out
Exactly what Billie is talking about
His games have been known to kill many ponies
He's a monster to us, but a laugh to the bronies
If you've never done anything wrong, go ahead
And listen to him- but if not, you're already dead.

blitzthedragon said...

Could be worse; she could be learning rhyme from Shaquille O'Neal. Let's green egg n ham it!

Anonymous said...

Contra Code + Awesome Face !

sotha said...

Um. . . wow.

And I could actually see Applebloom reacting that way to her cutie mark.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice the shrunken head from Beetlejuice in the top panel, among other easter eggs?

Anonymous said...

So that's not a tribute to her going MARK MARK MARK in the Moonbase Alpha parody?

King Zantauress said...

aaaaaaaaaaaah the jokes theyre so dumb it hurts

RifferKyle said...

Well Pinkie did teach Applebloom how to bake up cupcakes so I guess this was kind of inevitable...

On the plus side, no more Diamond Tiara. :)

Italo said...

You all don't how much it hurts being Diamond Tiara's only fan, right?

Rafasde said...

Pinkie Pie has Cupcakes, so get ready for SOUP.

Beware you pony folk!

Dave said...

Swahili for Canadians.

Goddamn, I'm dying over here. That was prolly the best thing inside the comic itself.

Dave said...

OOH! OOH! I FOUND JIGSAW!

Punchline said...

was it diamond tiara or sliver spoon...if it was scootaloo it would be racist. XDDDDDD

Anonymous said...

@Dave That's not Jigsaw- that's his puppet, Billie.

fetchbeer said...

PixelKitties art is just divine,
She puts much love and effort into every line.
There are jokes scattered through every scene,
Of hidden references she is the queen!
No kinder pony artist have I found,
She certainly is one of the best around.

Cyan Flash said...

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CANNIBALS! YAY!

Anonymous said...

Cannibal Holocaust was an "interesting" movie. Takes a special type of movie for the director to be arrested under the presumption he made a genuine snuff film. Thankfully that was just presumption.

Fire.Esper said...

FUCKING HELL

Yeah, okay, dark humour alright. Ow, ow, ow,

Anonymous said...

I'm certain someone noticed the Love and Tolerance and Cannibal book at the bottom of the first and fourth panels.

Anonymous said...

*books

Anonymous said...

@Anon1: No real proof, it could be someone using Seth's name.
We all know Seth's favorite pony is Trixie.

Xael said...

i loled so hard =))

Anonymous said...

@Namefag Anon

Lol same here!

Velvet said...

@Mr.Brony

It's 'How to Love and Tolerate your Racist Friends'

Anonymous said...

Oh god, the mask from The Mask is on the wall.

Don't let Pinkie Pie wear it. The world might break.

Big ups for the bottle from 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' being a decoration.

Anonymous said...

When I saw the title and Apple Bloom, my first guess was that Zecora wouldn't be making it out of there alive and uneaten.

Var said...

Sethisto, I read that thread the first Anon posted and I have to say, bravo. That was hilarious, and I've no doubt that your antics spread the word enough that some of those neighsayers joined the herd somewhere down the line.

Nicely played, glorious leader!

Anonymous said...

i think my brain stopped worJNBHYGatyubidnl;kS,KPO38409325I0894I5O 2x+3.14y=(8x)2/34efrfg,lesaefadfargf uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Melon Hunter said...

The amount of background jokes in this comic is phenomenal. I love it!

Hikuro14 said...

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYY

Anonymous said...

I love the background easter eggs

Anonymous said...

Hillarious!

DashMaster5000 said...

the comic was pretty funny and gross, but the artwork itself looked like it was drawn by one of the animators!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

It's not gonna be fun to explain that cutie mark.

As for the cutie marks for Scootalo and Sweetie Belle, there's still Silver Spoon.

Anonymous said...

@Mr.Brony

It's "Loving and Tolerating your Racist Friends"

Anonymous said...

This disgusts and disturbs me to no end
I dont see much humor in this, my good friends
I understand the rules of dark comedy
but this comic is sick and wrong you see
I know its purpose is to gain laughs
but in this it reeks of work very half assed
I know it took time to draw this bizzare
and effort put in not sub par
it is beautifully drawn but seems too creepy
it just isnt that comic for me

Ewyndall said...

That comic is so not right...it's disturbing.
What's even more diturbing is the fact that I enjoyed it.

Nightsong said...

My ONLY complaint is that Zecura didn't rhyme her last line! WTB?!

Vest said...

I lost my shit at "Swahili for Canadians."

For those who don't know the story behind the inside joke...Zecora was originally going to be speaking Swahili nursery rhymes in 'Bridle Gossip' when the Mane 6 spied on her in her hut. But they couldn't get a proper translation of Swahili in time, so instead, they went the 'Bugs Bunny Japanese' route and MADE IT ALL UP.

Instead of speaking Swahili, they started yapping exotic jibberish that was supposed to sound like it. Thus 'Canadian Swahili' was born.

Not the classiest of moves, particularly in an episode with undertones of tolerance and overcoming racism, but it's a testament to the effect of timelines and pressure in the animation industry.

Anonymous said...

I… don't know how I should feel… I wanted to be upset… but I laughed… really hard

bronydash said...

This is so screwed up. I come here for news about MLP, well-drawn fanart, and any good fanfics. (Past Sins, Dangerous Business) what I don't want is grimdark and shipping, but it seems like that's what mostly pops up on this site, and frankly, I'm kind of sick of it. If you're gonna twist and pervert something, why, of all things, would it be my little pony? Get a life, seriously.

Anonymous said...

Diamond Tiara deserves it...

Now they just need to hit Silver Spoon.

Anonymous said...

so Dimond Tiaras out of the way,
but think of what silver spoon would say,
so next time take a look,
or Pinkie Pie will be your next cook.

Anonymous said...

Wait, "Swahili for canadians"? Zecora's canadian?

Luna said...

@Anonymous
Also known as 'Loki's Mask'.

And then Pinkie stopped by...

Anonymous said...

why.jpg

NDupree93 said...

Just now noticed...apparently Zecora is a fan of Destro, she has an autographed picture of him!

Poco said...

LMAO! I'm sure her sister will be proud of that cutiemark. I love the little details in the background.

Caerdwyn said...

@NDupree93

Do you like your chili? I call it 'Tiara Chili'.

Octavia said...

Oh wow. lol That was slightly grim, but still funny. I also love all the fun little things they threw around in the background. Ooh, delicious Gummy Classy Cola. <3

Wierdplatformer said...

This... disturbes me.

Even for dark humor, this is pretty dark.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how I should feel about this. It is a funny concept, but it's too dark for me to laugh at. I also feel sorry for Zecora since she's been characterized as a cannibal.

KShrike said...

@Anonymous
Anon at 11:01
That was both out of left field and creepy at the same time.

Timber said...

... so applebloom and zecora are french?

Bobbyzero said...

I for one, would love to try some of that soup. Its cool, makes me a carnivore, not a cannibal.

-L said...

I love you, Zecora. :D

MButcher said...

I support the hell out've this! :D

blakestar15 said...

I saw a jigsaw on the wall, oh wait, whose blood is across the hall?

Ludovician said...

...This is so horrible, but hilarious. I have to say that cutie mark suits her.

SumPeeplesKids said...

I don't think this thing counts as grimdark at all. It is pretty absurd but it seems like the comic is played for laughs. Its not violent or gory or even mean spirited. The background material is nuts and the art is great.

You guys are acting butthurt over nothing like this is Cupcakes Part Two.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

You're a fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

@Wierdplatformer

Says the guy with a pony assassin as his avatar.

Derptastic said...

@DashMaster5000

Ive been wondering the same thing since I've seen a few of these - I really do suspect one of the official animators has something to do with this :D *yay*

Rauzu said...

I SO WANT A COPY OF "Loving and Tolerating your Racist Friends"

Psudopod said...

The books like 'Flava Flav's Rhyming Dictionary' were halolrious! The whole thing was great!

banjo2E said...

"Cutie Mark Special Creation Time" on the Pineapplejack box.

So, Applebloom's special talent is probably not actually cannibalism.

Anonymous said...

up up down down left right left right b a start

Vanishing said...

How can anyone not like this? The animation is great, the dialogue is believable, and the easter eggs are hilarious. Sure the subject is a little dark, but c'mon, lighten the fuck up!

Saddlesoap said...

The sheer joke density in this comic is incredible - so much background detail!

I didn't think this was too dark. It was no more gruesome than the "Uter-braten" Halloween episode of the Simpsons back in the day.

Also, Cann-apple Bloom is sooo adorable.
Who could resist her huge, pathetic stare?

"Gee mister...can't Ah eat jus' ONE o' yer legs?"

"...*shifts uncomfortably*........fine."

adestroyer360 said...

I KNEW IT.

Only cannibals shop at Trader Joe's.

Erin said...

This comic is in extremely poor taste and the author should be ashamed of him/herself. Can anypony point me towards the Source?

nielsdejong said...

@Erin

Dude... Get that pole out of your ass, and just enjoy the dark humour :/

As for the artist, well done mate! :) I love how it turned out :) The dark humour was amazing XD

And for the people saying how she can't make this comic because it's not right to make fun of Zebra's/Black people: people have been making fun of others for the heck of it. Should we stop 90% of all the jokes going around because we can't make fun of white people for instance as well? Or is not that a bad thing since "black people can't be racist"? :B. Stop being so obsessed with being "Political correct" please! It's getting creepy! :/

Darth Equus said...

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right.. B, A, START.

PONY CONTRA.

Silent hunter said...

I am at the lost of words. o_o

pixelkitties said...

@Erin

Hello, Erin. I'm afraid I'm the source of your trauma and offense. The bad taste, though, is Zecora's fault since this was a new recipe and she was forced to work with somewhat bitter ingredients...

In all seriousness, my goal was not to be controversial or offensive. Ask anyone, and they will tell you that I try very hard to be a good, considerate person and my first instinct is to offer you a heartfelt apology.

But on the other hand, I think you're taking this a little bit too seriously. Cartoons have been captured and boiled in prohibitively large cast-iron pots since the earliest days of animation. Further, it was our beloved Pinkie Pie who first floated the idea of Equestria's most awesome Zebra being Equestria's most awesome cannibal as well.

I went out of my way to make the comic light-hearted and non-violent, despite the subject matter. It's parody, and I certainly don't TRULY believe that this is canon-appropriate story. It's a silly idea taken to a silly extreme.

Take a deep breath, relax, and remember that this is simply a joke and neither Zecora nor Applebloom are REALLY cannibals.

Also remember that Diamond Tiara really was an insufferable little monster.

MikauSchekzen said...

I really want to see how Applejack and the others of the CMC will react to Applebloom's new cutie mark :P

Anonymous said...

"Swahili for Canadians"? I believe Snails borrowed it once, I believe you would agree, Eh?

lockend said...

Nothing good will come from this

Anonymous said...

To list all of the references on the very first panel: Gummy Cola, the saw mask, Loki's mask from The Mask, Sinestro picture on the hanging bookshelf, The Konami Code in the book on the dinner table (complete with the awesome face :D ), and finally a flava flav's rhyming dictionary on the bookshelf

all of the references I could find and list

Anonymous said...

Arabu mark.

KillKatt said...

...

Well... it's... funny XD

Alondro said...

This reminds me of that old Simpson's Halloween episode... Principal Skinner, "I guess you could say, there's a little Uter in all of us!"

Cannibal jokes are funny! :D

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
Could you give me a hand? *rimshot... audience groans*

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal at a funeral?
Are you going to eat that? *rimshot... audience groans... one guy in the back has a laughing fit and dies from a heart attack*

Thank you! I gotta million of em!

Anonymous said...

*saved*

Faaiz said...

I feel guilty for laughing :/

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