few seconds into it: Okay, wierd music. I expect pinkie dancing any moment now. Few seconds later: Annny moment now, Pinkie... Where are you?? A minute into it: Wait, Twi... Why are you coming nearer to me...? A few seconds later: OMGFTW-insert random chain of letters....-
Ah! Seriously Twilight when you said "I want to see your Degree in Physic's" I didn't know you meant this. But i am faced with a conundrum, Do i accept or Disapprove. Do i Boldly go where no Brony has gone before (Pony Chan Doesn't count) I dunno twilight i'm gonna need an hour
Right put this on the front page. Cereal your such a sick bastard. fucking pervert. Go do this fandom a favor and kill yourself. Why hasn't sethisto removed this?
What's that Twilight? Celestia gave you a copy of the pony kamasutra and you decided to test it out? Twilight, Twilight, Twilight you're not Applejack, and SHOULD know that I'm not a pony, so I can't help you. ... Why is your horn glowing?
1st things first: Cereal posted this. WTF! (Logical reason Seth hacked Cereal's account.) Next: Based from the findings found by other people and how I saw it for myself. Posts with no titles do get the most attention. 3rd: Cereal posted this. 4th: It is now confirmed: Seth AND Cereal DO clop to ponies. 5th: Cereal posted this. 6th: Well I felt nothing IF nothing means like someone is staring into your soul trying to mess with your own well being causing pure mental instability. In other words, what the hell should I feel right now? Should I feel like I want or should I be scared. IDK even if my life depended on it.
Conclusion: The Great and Powerful Trixie is Great and Powerful.
You bronies are going to find this pathetic, but I had NO idea what was going on, until I looked away from my laptop for a minute, looked back, and was all 'GAH! WTF?!' Then, when I realized that she had been moving closer VERY slowly the entire time, I lol'ed, rofl, until I lmao. XD That just made my day, but I have to agree with Jager: Fluttershy best pony! (Unless OCs are allowed, then Nyx beats Fluttershy by JUST a hair.)
Dammit. I was listening to the jam, and now I'm single again because my girl thought I was having a fantasy with Twi. Whatevs, Twi is good pony. Applejack is better though.
See, this is where I get conflicted. The unique part of each pony is pretty much just the face, hair, and personality. Guess which parts of a girl I'm most attracted to? If they weren't physically ponies...
Your just now realizing Cereal clops to ponies? theres a clopfic favortied on his poniburoo account. its written in the second person too. Cereal is a sick fuck
I'm having fun imagining what Twilight's actually thinking about doing. Those eyes are naughty... but knowing her, 'getting naughty' probably doesn't imply anything more than holding hands or playing nintendo together.
Or maybe... maybe she's 'it', and she's planning to call no tagbacks! What a monster!
This video is the most awesome thing ever. It is sooo totally a pony perversion test; the only thing that happens is that the picture of the pony slowly grows to double its size over three and a half minutes, while some music plays. No words are said. No actual deeds are done. EVERYTHING is in the mind of the viewer.
So, those of you complaining about how sick and disgusting this clip is? That's all YOU. So before you start bemoaning the depraved state of the fandom, or how sick people are, I suggest you all go take a long hard honest look at yourself first.
To paraphrase Nietzsche, when you stare into the pony...
or celestia or luna or applejack or SWEETIE BELLE or pinkie pie or PINKIE PIE or FLUTTERSHY or rarity or LEMON HEARTS or LYRA or BONBON or BERRY PUNCH or zecora or anyone else
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder how long it'll be before Hasbro decides that the brony phenom has crossed the line, wants nothing further to do with it and finally pulls the plug on the show.
...and suddenly Twilight was playing Dave Matthews Band in the library. But seriously yall, everypony knows the only thing Twi would make bedroom eyes at is her favorite book. Pick yer jaws up off the floor, yer droolin everywhere. However, i feel this is sufficiently WTF enough to warrant my very first EqD comment.
I've seen the artist's AJ video, and now that I have something to compare this Twilight video to, I've found myself forced to come to some rather unsettling conclusions. Mainly, first and foremost, that I seem to harbor feelings for Twilight Sparkle.
Mind you, it could just be that the Twilight video is simply that much more superior than the AJ one in almost every aspect. This might be just because the surprise factor of seeing the Twilight video first makes it better, but I don't think so. The music in Twilight's video is pretty much perfect for what is trying to be conveyed, while the AJ music just doesn't quite get there. Twilight's pose, one of walking towards the viewer, aids the visual illusion of the pony slowly moving towards the viewer. While the AJ pose is an attractive one, facing mostly to the side with legs crossed, it just doesn't feel right to have somepony in a stationary pose start moving towards me. Also, the background for Twilight's scene, in the library, is much more intimate than the one in the AJ video, what appears to be a blurry shot of outside of Canterlot. Not exactly the place I want to have a pony make the moves on me. Twilight's eyes are wide open, inviting me to fall into their depths and lose myself in her. AJ's eyes are half closed, making it hard for me to get inside of her head space and feel what she is feeling. And finally, Applejack has clothes on. Twilight doesn't.
Game, set, match. Twilight Sparkle is the sexiest pony. And before these videos, AJ was the pony I thought I could relate to most. Guess I was wrong.
Hey guys heard somethin was goin on (notices the scene) HOLY CELESTIA! (throws a brick wall with a muffin on it between the bronies and "twilight") get away from my bros you FAKE! (fake twilight's eyes go red as it turns to face me) Have at you! ( throws a sharp disc over the fake and hears the snapping of strings as the puppet hits the floor). Phew, that's the third one this month! (notices some are still hypnotized) .........yeah leaving now (shakes head as I go through door). -Gillar PS: this was my reaction.
327 comments:
Is this one of those staring contest things? Oh I can beat you Twilight.....I may have missed the point of this.
ReplyDeleteI can't say no to those eyes. Forgive me ;_;
ReplyDeleteStupid Sexy Twilight taking up the entire screen...
ReplyDelete... I'll be in my bunk.
ReplyDeleteTwiliggt… W-wait, Twilight.
ReplyDeleteI know we agreed on foals, but I'm not ready y-…
Bring the whipped cream and cherries.
oh come on you're aroused too just admit it
ReplyDeletefew seconds into it: Okay, wierd music. I expect pinkie dancing any moment now.
ReplyDeleteFew seconds later: Annny moment now, Pinkie... Where are you??
A minute into it: Wait, Twi... Why are you coming nearer to me...?
A few seconds later: OMGFTW-insert random chain of letters....-
Ah! Seriously Twilight when you said
ReplyDelete"I want to see your Degree in Physic's" I didn't know you meant this.
But i am faced with a conundrum, Do i accept or Disapprove.
Do i Boldly go where no Brony has gone before (Pony Chan Doesn't count)
I dunno twilight i'm gonna need an hour
Why is it the posts without titles end up the best posts?
ReplyDeleteWHY DO I THINK OF NIGHT COURT WHEN I HERE THIS!?
ReplyDeleteDamn Twi your putting on the heat a bit there... I got something on my face or something? ._.
Shh, shh, just go with it brony... she wiLl be gentLle, untiLl it is time for her to not be gentLle. Ohhh yeah!
ReplyDeleteMY BODY IS READY.
ReplyDeleteTwilight, be my waifu. 83
All a' those lonely nights in the library got ya' cravin' some company, lassie?
ReplyDeleteWell lassie, I'll gladly volunteer.
In the immortal words of the Heavy Weapons Guy...
ReplyDelete"NO!"
My reality base is slipping...
ReplyDeleteThis is so right... Im ok with this..
ReplyDeleteMy body is ready..
WHY ARE THEY SO ATTRACTIVE?!?!
Dat naughty Twi...nya
ReplyDeleteOh hey, Twilight. Uh, why are you looking at me like that...? Oh, you need the book behind me. Here you go.
ReplyDelete*Watches Twilight trot away with her book.*
I'm never gonna understand that mare... *goes back to his book*
Miss Sparkle, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
ReplyDelete<3
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or Equestria Daily getting more and more ponysexual posts as time goes on?
ReplyDeleteO_O
ReplyDelete...I need an adult...
@Luna
ReplyDelete>_>
...when did you become Abridged Yami Yugi?
"You should bring the whipped cream for later... you know... for SNACKS... ;)"
...Must not want...must not want...must not wa-
ReplyDeleteAww dangit.
...Not convinced... Fluttershy best pony.
ReplyDeleteTwilight go back to your books bwfore you regret something.
Looks like Twilights been drinking again...
ReplyDeleteRight put this on the front page. Cereal your such a sick bastard. fucking pervert. Go do this fandom a favor and kill yourself. Why hasn't sethisto removed this?
ReplyDeletehttp://i51.tinypic.com/2ahtk03.png
ReplyDeleteTwilight must love to seduce colts. And some of the mares too.
CAME!
ReplyDeleteI CAME SO HARD!
Yo Twilight! What's u-...Hey, Twi, what're you-...?
ReplyDeleteWait, Twi, I can't-....
Oh, go on then.........
Raep
ReplyDeleteShes like... STARING INTO MY SOUL, MAN.
ReplyDeletelolwut
ReplyDelete*Watches video* A-a-all-RUGHTY then.
ReplyDelete*Reads comments* ROFLMAO!
Cereal, you magnificent bastard, is this yet another "Equestrian Innovation"?
Oh wow... this fandom... *still laughing*
@#%$# typos. Maybe I ought to wear my glasses when using the interwebz...
ReplyDeleteDON'T WORRY EVERYPONY, I GOT THIS.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HnxjvqryE8&feature=related
Im ok with this
ReplyDeletestupid sexy egghead... -_-
ReplyDeleteI said it before with Johnjoseco's Celestia Maid picture and I'll say it now...
ReplyDeleteConfound these ponies! They make me feel really, REALLY confused sometimes.
Ummm....what...the hell....errr....what was the point of this...?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Twilight?
ReplyDeleteCelestia gave you a copy of the pony kamasutra and you decided to test it out?
Twilight, Twilight, Twilight you're not Applejack, and SHOULD know that I'm not a pony, so I can't help you.
... Why is your horn glowing?
And then I became a pony.
1st things first: Cereal posted this. WTF! (Logical reason Seth hacked Cereal's account.)
ReplyDeleteNext: Based from the findings found by other people and how I saw it for myself. Posts with no titles do get the most attention.
3rd: Cereal posted this.
4th: It is now confirmed: Seth AND Cereal DO clop to ponies.
5th: Cereal posted this.
6th: Well I felt nothing IF nothing means like someone is staring into your soul trying to mess with your own well being causing pure mental instability. In other words, what the hell should I feel right now? Should I feel like I want or should I be scared. IDK even if my life depended on it.
Conclusion: The Great and Powerful Trixie is Great and Powerful.
You bronies are going to find this pathetic, but I had NO idea what was going on, until I looked away from my laptop for a minute, looked back, and was all 'GAH! WTF?!' Then, when I realized that she had been moving closer VERY slowly the entire time, I lol'ed, rofl, until I lmao. XD That just made my day, but I have to agree with Jager: Fluttershy best pony! (Unless OCs are allowed, then Nyx beats Fluttershy by JUST a hair.)
ReplyDeleteTWILIGHT WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM
ReplyDeleteYES! YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteTwilight as a weeping angel?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
ReplyDelete:3
I feeling weird.. D:
ReplyDeleteStupid sexy Twilight.
ReplyDeleteFine, but no penetration.
I was expecting a pop-up. Perhaps I've been on the internet too long.
ReplyDeleteumm wow easy there twi i know i like you but....*ahem* but not that way ^^;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
ReplyDeleteyou monsters! your trying to make me clop to ponies! this fanbase has done a lot of things to me, but your not about to turn me into a..
ReplyDeleteOh dat flank!
*smack*
boobies! you like boobies!
Twilight what are you?!......
ReplyDeletenoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
ha(Read the video tags)
*POMF*
ReplyDelete/|^3^|\
Weeeeiiiiiiiiiiiird...
ReplyDeleteMore awkward than weird, but still, plenty of weird.
@stephen
ReplyDeleteI'll second that.
and suddenly i was aroused.
ReplyDeleteMixed feelings toward video.
ReplyDeleteTwilight: When I get you don't scream, because nopony can save you now.
ReplyDeleteMe: Noooooooo?!
Dammit. I was listening to the jam, and now I'm single again because my girl thought I was having a fantasy with Twi. Whatevs, Twi is good pony. Applejack is better though.
ReplyDeleteO_O....>_< NO! SHES JUST INK & PAINT! Just ink & paint, ink & paint....>_o....O_O Oh G-d, she's getting closer...I shouldn't be this confused!
ReplyDeleteUm.....why did it feel like when she got close there was something crawling up on my lap O_O I think I need an adult....
ReplyDeleteSilly Twilight, you're not Luna.
ReplyDeleteSee, this is where I get conflicted. The unique part of each pony is pretty much just the face, hair, and personality. Guess which parts of a girl I'm most attracted to? If they weren't physically ponies...
ReplyDelete...yeah... I'm totally going to Pony Hell.
Can't we just cuddle Twilight?
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell did this post get the most comments than any other post on this site?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! As always we're a bit reserved here. Go to the youtube link, the comments are a bit more spicy ;)
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I feel like Xander from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
ReplyDeleteMoreover, that one episode ("Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered").
Thing is I actually WANT this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pngo8wZK02k
ReplyDeleteJust made this one.
wat
ReplyDeleteGreat job showing just how sick and perverted this fanbase is getting. I'm sure Hasbro will love this.
ReplyDelete@PH Brony
ReplyDeleteYour just now realizing Cereal clops to ponies? theres a clopfic favortied on his poniburoo account. its written in the second person too. Cereal is a sick fuck
You're trying to force us to love Twilight! LOLOLOL
ReplyDelete@ Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI'd defend Cereal but I make a point of only challenging people with faces, or at the very least, usernames.
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
ReplyDeleteFFFFF
I'm having fun imagining what Twilight's actually thinking about doing. Those eyes are naughty... but knowing her, 'getting naughty' probably doesn't imply anything more than holding hands or playing nintendo together.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe... maybe she's 'it', and she's planning to call no tagbacks! What a monster!
Am I the only one who realized they were slowly leaning towards their screen throughout the video?
ReplyDelete... I am? Well damn, now I feel awkward.
Current site banner: 'New best pony every day of the week'.
ReplyDeleteThis video: Makes this Twilight's day.
I wonder what will pop up to switch the focus to a different pony for tomorrow?
This video is the most awesome thing ever. It is sooo totally a pony perversion test; the only thing that happens is that the picture of the pony slowly grows to double its size over three and a half minutes, while some music plays. No words are said. No actual deeds are done. EVERYTHING is in the mind of the viewer.
ReplyDeleteSo, those of you complaining about how sick and disgusting this clip is? That's all YOU. So before you start bemoaning the depraved state of the fandom, or how sick people are, I suggest you all go take a long hard honest look at yourself first.
To paraphrase Nietzsche, when you stare into the pony...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M
ReplyDelete*handsomeface.jpg* Twilight, I...
ReplyDeleteSo far we had Seth and Cereal posting random staff. And that means... I wonder, with what Phoe will surprise us?
ReplyDeleteI did watch the entire thing, but only because Twilight actually has really, really pretty eyes.
ReplyDelete...
And that's it!
@Anonymous @1:05 pm
ReplyDeleteYou are a genius.
when she got closer my heart started to beat faster and faster, and I felt uncomforteble, so strange feelings. I felt that I even blushed.
ReplyDeleteSo now we got:
ReplyDeleteTwilight: Bedroom Eyes
Applejack: Applebuckin' Thighs
...Yeah I'm lost after that.
So... Twilight just became best pony in the span of 3 minutes and 34 seco-
>34
GOD DAMNIT CELESTIA!
@anonymous @ 1:59 PM Oh I see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteMs. Sparkle, you're trying to seduce me.
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle, I...
ReplyDelete.....umm......yea......I'm just.... going to move on....
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or is the youtube video stuck at 6,666 views?
ReplyDelete@ASF
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Cupcakes has a lot more comments than this.
WHY!??????
ReplyDeleteCereal Velocity confirmed for clopping to ponies. All that's left is Phoe! It's the inevitable EQD curse!
ReplyDeleteit's like my dreams are reality
ReplyDeleteexcept twilight isn't trixie
or celestia
or luna
or applejack
or SWEETIE BELLE
or pinkie pie
or PINKIE PIE
or FLUTTERSHY
or rarity
or LEMON HEARTS
or LYRA
or BONBON
or BERRY PUNCH
or zecora
or anyone else
but Twilight's just fine. in fact she's great
or
NERDBONERS, NERDBONERS EVERYWHERE
ReplyDeleteGeez, and I thought Japanese fanboys were damn weird.
ReplyDeleteYou guys need to find yourselves girlfriends. By which I mean HUMAN girlfriends, not lines-on-paper.
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder how long it'll be before Hasbro decides that the brony phenom has crossed the line, wants nothing further to do with it and finally pulls the plug on the show.
ReplyDeleteWOW! LMAO @ alot of these comments
ReplyDeleteEspecially the "I need an adult" ones
Twilight: I AM an adult! *steps closer*
You're Welcome! XD
Urge to kiss rising. RISING!
ReplyDeleteUm... Um... I'm sure the wife will understand...
ReplyDelete:aintthatsomeshit:
ReplyDelete...and suddenly Twilight was playing Dave Matthews Band in the library. But seriously yall, everypony knows the only thing Twi would make bedroom eyes at is her favorite book. Pick yer jaws up off the floor, yer droolin everywhere.
ReplyDeleteHowever, i feel this is sufficiently WTF enough to warrant my very first EqD comment.
It's all over, you guys.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFPg0ljqZM
I've just come to stop by, wanting to let you all know I'm returning to work on the sh-(watches video)
ReplyDelete...nevermind :|
I think I just became a furry...
ReplyDeleteurh I have a need to get on my bed and wait for something to happen...........
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know they have Ponibooru accounts. Must...stalk...for some reason
What is wrong with you Cuddlers? Twilight wants what she wants and apparently I'm the only one pony enough to give it.
ReplyDeleteSexy Twi is sexy?
ReplyDeleteTHE EYES! THEY STARE SEDUCTIVLEY INTO MY SOUL! OH GOD I NEED HELP!
ReplyDeleteMY BODY IS READY
ReplyDeleteI've seen the artist's AJ video, and now that I have something to compare this Twilight video to, I've found myself forced to come to some rather unsettling conclusions. Mainly, first and foremost, that I seem to harbor feelings for Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteMind you, it could just be that the Twilight video is simply that much more superior than the AJ one in almost every aspect. This might be just because the surprise factor of seeing the Twilight video first makes it better, but I don't think so. The music in Twilight's video is pretty much perfect for what is trying to be conveyed, while the AJ music just doesn't quite get there. Twilight's pose, one of walking towards the viewer, aids the visual illusion of the pony slowly moving towards the viewer. While the AJ pose is an attractive one, facing mostly to the side with legs crossed, it just doesn't feel right to have somepony in a stationary pose start moving towards me. Also, the background for Twilight's scene, in the library, is much more intimate than the one in the AJ video, what appears to be a blurry shot of outside of Canterlot. Not exactly the place I want to have a pony make the moves on me. Twilight's eyes are wide open, inviting me to fall into their depths and lose myself in her. AJ's eyes are half closed, making it hard for me to get inside of her head space and feel what she is feeling. And finally, Applejack has clothes on. Twilight doesn't.
Game, set, match. Twilight Sparkle is the sexiest pony. And before these videos, AJ was the pony I thought I could relate to most. Guess I was wrong.
Yeah, i bet Hasbro will hate us for appreciating their ponies...
ReplyDelete4th wall at .05% and weakening. I'll go get my sledgehammer and help it along. I'll get you out of there, Twilight!
ReplyDeleteso, uh, what was that whole thing about this fanbase not becoming overly sexualized?
ReplyDeleteI understood at the start of this that there would be some eventual rule 34, but come on people!
O////O
ReplyDeleteI, uh, need to go...over there. Yeah... *quietly trots to a nearby corner*
O////O
ReplyDeleteI, uh, need to go...over there. Yeah... *quietly trots to a nearby corner*
so, uh, what was that whole thing about this fanbase not becoming overly sexualized?
ReplyDeleteI understood at the start of this that there would be some eventual rule 34, but come on people!
I think Twilight is my new favorite pony...
ReplyDeleteHey guys heard somethin was goin on (notices the scene) HOLY CELESTIA! (throws a brick wall with a muffin on it between the bronies and "twilight") get away from my bros you FAKE! (fake twilight's eyes go red as it turns to face me) Have at you! ( throws a sharp disc over the fake and hears the snapping of strings as the puppet hits the floor). Phew, that's the third one this month! (notices some are still hypnotized) .........yeah leaving now (shakes head as I go through door). -Gillar
ReplyDeletePS: this was my reaction.
WTF! I'm kinda distrub 0_0
ReplyDeleterequires optional mind bleach for safety.
ReplyDeletevery punny puns were made today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdAGVp7K-H4
ReplyDeleteHi Seth!
I can't look at her eyes...
ReplyDeleteI have the most confusing wingboner for so many reasons.
ReplyDelete