Monday, July 11, 2011

Twilight Sparkle Dress



Seth tells me he has a 'Sent to Cereal' folder in his inbox, right above the 'I don't know what to do with this yet' folder. So I guess that tells you how much he thinks of me! Regardless, he asked for some comedy with this post, so you're all going to get some whether you like it or not. This comes to us from Atlur.

I'm not against costumes, really. Far from it- when I was a little colt I used to have this Darth Vader outfit that was really just a thin piece of fabric with an injection-molded helmet and a little chest-piece box with some buttons and lights on it to simulate his respirator. I even had his lightsaber. Did I mention I've been a total nerd all my life? Well, now you know.

My point is that I have nothing against this costume at all. I think it's quite adorable, even if it is just your standard princess outfit with Twilight's cutie mark on it. The only problem is the packaging. Click that and try to find the weird part. I'll wait.

Yes, that does indeed say Twilight Sparkle Role Play. I'm sorry, but does that seem a tiny bit weird to anypony but me? Is it a mistake? Someone making a joke? I have no idea. All I can really think about at this point is Twilight wearing this Twilight dress. Would it cause some kind of explosion, or would she just act twice as nerdy? Actually, I don't think I would mind the second outcome. Nerdy, bookish Twilight would be the best pony to hang out with- just chilling at the library and reading stuff and playing board games and making lame nerdy jokes and having tea and cookies while the fire crackles and the rain outside spatters against the window. That's an afternoon I wouldn't mind wasting, and if you disagree, you're wrong.

Anyway, the costume. 6/5 stars, would review again.

76 comments:

Crimson Valor said...

I would give both my legs for that afternoon.

Marcoooootje1 said...

Lol @ the box, but the dress is well designed for Hasbro.
A little bit small though.

Fett101 said...

I'm expecting art of Twilight role-playing as Twilight in this dress by this evening.

Themasterofb said...

And whats wrong with Twilight Sparkle Role Play?

Thesyn said...

Fuck the dress look at all those gorgeous toys behind it

Anonymous said...

Dat Vector

Sethisto said...

I would seriously ditch this blog forever for an afternoon like that.

Sorry guys

Anonymous said...

@Themasterofb
Yeah, it's so little girls can "play the role of" Twilight Sparkle. Am I missing some alternate context here?

Anonymous said...

I'm a guy, but you know what?

Fuck it all, I want that dress, and I want it now!

I just hope it fits.

Anonymous said...

eh, that's catagorisation for you..

But yes, the idea of twilight wearing that amuses me.. or, pinkie wearing it, and play8ing twilight, while twlighlight plays pinkie. or something.. it's kinda spiraling in my head now...

Narwhals' Bend said...

@Anonymous
It's a ponyception. Ponies wearing other ponies wearing other ponies...

Crimson Valor said...

@Sethisto

I already called dibs MAUAHAHAHAHAHA

-_-

You can join us, of course. =P

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

@Anonymous

Pinkie should definitely play Twilight for a day.

"And that's how the large hadron collider was made."

DareDreamer said...

Wow...they didn't use that ugly Twilight vector!

I like the dress, it reminds me of Rapunzel's dress from Tangled.

JakandRatchet79 said...

I actually clicked the link before reading on and stumbled on that. Wow.

And Seth, I don't blame you, if I were you I'd probably do the same.

Anonymous said...

Could someone please explain what's weird about the phrase "Twilight Sparkle Role Play"? And how this idea of ponies roleplaying ponies arises from that?

Anonymous said...

@Narwhals' Bend Ponies wearing other ponies? o_o

Taliesin said...

Only if I'd get to spank her plot after such a perfect day.

Anonymous said...

@Taliesin
I feel ya bro. If only.

Oleetar said...
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Calnos said...

So, Hasbro encourages cos-playing/RPing?

The future. It is filled with pony.

Zarkanorf said...

"Twilight Sparkle Role-Play"

THANK THE LORD THERE'S NO ADULT SIZES.

Anonymous said...

Really? That's it? I was more perplexed by the fact that it appears to be from the future (check the date).

Flutterfan said...

Rarity would be appalled.

Ridict said...

I think this is kinda crossing the line for me, dam 2nd negative comment out of 5 today = /. Sorry other bronies but this is kinda crossing the border to creep-vile.
-Liking the show is amazing, go for it
-The toys, eh sure no harm
-Dressing up as a pony or switching genders from a cartoon? We need to get back with reality, this would be an eyesore for everyone.

Anonymous said...

You guys do know the term "role play" predates the modern-day cosplay scene, right?

I used to do stock work at Disneyland years ago, and I seem to remember the shipping box labels for girls' Minnie Mouse and Disney Princess dresses using the term "role play" as well. Pretty sure it's standard usage in the industry.

Oleetar said...

Barely related, but:

Of course Seth always thinks of you, Cereal. SethxCereal forever~

Anonymous said...

@Oleetar

You can't ship them. You just can't.

crazyredemu said...

@Ridict I think they are joking ok, for one thing you could only fit like one leg in that dress anyway, IT SO TINY!!! I want to dress up my moms dog now tho

Anonymous said...

@Crimson Valor Dammit, we need a signup sheet. I'd want in on that afternoon too.

Luna said...

Future? It said '7/31/1999'.
Its come back to the future after trying to alter the past, and it may have worked, assuming it's plans weren't to destroy ponity and replace it with Hasbro's original cognition of who to sell to and who would even buy any.

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Ridict said...

@crazyredemu

You are probably absolutely right. Although I can't if the comments above and below ARE serous or not.
And reading it now, I think I was a bit harsh :S

Ridict said...

@Luna

1999? where does it say this?

ZMorris said...

@ZMorris

Finished it, guys.

http://willdrawforfood1.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Sparkle-RP-220151509

Gypsy said...

id buy it for my brothers daughter

Anonymous said...

@ZMorris
This. Is. The best thing.

Anonymous said...

@Luna

The date at the bottom says 07/13/11.

wlyteth said...

From what I can tell from spending too much time in toy aisles lately is that 'Role Play' is the new gender neutral term for dress up.

Also using the hand holding the dress as a guide to its size I think that it would only fit an anorexic infant. That still doesn't stop me from wanting one though! Maybe it would fit a doll or something.

Sofii said...

That is shameful Cereal. Only a piece of cloth with some crappy plastic? As a kid, abnormally large mind you, I spent about $1000 on an officially licensed high quality replica Darth Vader costume. Best money I ever spent.

Tast said...

I must say, chilling for a day with Twilight would be nice. Just hanging out and doing... Nothing at all. Ever just sit still with someone? It's a strangely relaxing way to spend time. Hard part is trying to get active people to sit still. However, Twilight strikes me as the type of pony who would be ok with it. This is a post about a little girl's dress, and I... Feel no shame posting a comment, off topic or not. Cool.

lavkib said...

I thought this was for small dogs. I was ready to buy this no matter what the price was.

Becky said...

I'm just really, really sad that this won't fit me. Playing dress-up was one of my very favorite things as a little girl, and still kind of is, which is why I go through like 5 outfits any given morning.

And why Halloween is my favorite holiday. I'm totally being Pinkie Pie this year.

Anonymous said...

Gees, well done for reaching yet a new low bronies. Observe and 'review' little gurl dresses and use a 'its a FiM thing' as an excuse. Not to mention comparing yourself as a nerd, writng a blog about a fandom when it clearly is just about yourself and then comparing your nerd self to a pedophile motive.

CLEARLY just because its a FiM dress YOU defnately ARE not BEING A PEDO

Puzzle Hooves said...

@ZMorris
This hits the internet and There's art of it, Ten seconds flat.
ZMorris, i raise my glass to you.

Anonymous said...

Forget the little dress, WHAT is that amazing plastic Pinkie back there?! What store is this from and where can I get that Pinkie?!

Is it a bank? Does she talk? Sing? I want iiittt. Oh the mystery of it all.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

The whole thing is mostly a joke, you know.

ZMorris said...

@Puzzle Hooves

Oh, please, t'weren't nuthin' Sugarcube.

I've practiced drawing quickly, when you study animation it comes pretty naturally.

Lupus Albus said...

@Anonymous

What the hell put you in such a bad mood today?

And what in the world do you think a pedophile is, someone who likes children's toys?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Troll is trolling.

Anonymous said...

Now they just need to make Rarity and Fluttershy dresses and I'm all set.

Atlur said...

@Anonymous
That would be a Pinkie Pie bubble toy in the background there. There's a trigger, and her head lifts up and it shoots bubbles. This is at Target, if you want to try to find one. Also, odds are they would be in the summer toy/squirt gun/bubble toys aisle rather than the normal MLP toy aisle. We only have them there because we're rearranging a bunch of stuff in toys right now.

I'm the one who took the pictures, btw. Good to see they sparked some conversation. Sorry about the dirty gloves in the picture, but such is the nature of the job (stocking shelves at Target). The interesting thing about the dresses is they aren't actually out on the shelves yet (at my Target at least). These dresses are pretty much the same as the Disney princess dress-up dresses that they have out in stores currently, if you've ever seen them.

Jerry Zucchini said...

Little kids roleplay. There's nothing wrong with the label.

Anonymous said...

I'm missing where this word "role play" is on this package. I see Twilight Sparkle Child Costume, but no where does it say Role Play

Ricky said...

I DARE you to wear it. Or at least put it on someone who can fit in it

Anonymous said...

Do they have a case of the not-furries?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4801/photo0434j.jpg

It seems that MLP is in the Littlest Pet Shop section at Kmart.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous:
Check the link showing the barcode label. That's where your missing words are hiding.

KmScMT said...

forget the dress, look at that AMAZING Pinkie toy behind the sleeve

Anonymous said...

Oh how I wish I could be a little girl right now....what?

Acedis said...

As has been stated before:

Screw the dress, give me that Pinkie Pie and takemymoney.jpg

Feere said...

Really? No one thought the gloves were weird? OR that the cutie mark totally looks like a freaking chicken? And call me old school, but it looks like the dress is cut too low.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Cuz looking at little girl clothes and then being accused of being a pedo is trolling huh?

Being an idiot like you and then someone pointing out the truth, that you are an idiot, is trolling huh

Anonymous said...

I might just steal a Tardis so I can give one to my past self. Or just shrink myself.
Also is that Pinkie Pie toy a bubble maker? Because I see bubbles.

Florentine said...

Not.. really seeing how 'role play' is somehow a bad thing to be appearing on a dress-up toy..

Really, singling it out as somehow creepy seems a tiny bit sad, somehow ^^;

Gnollbard said...

I just realized that's a Target Product Label.

... I get off work, where I see those things all night, come home, sit down, open up EqD, and THERE IT IS. ARGHHHHHHHHHH

ph00tbag said...

@Gnollbard
What's worse is when you can tell that it's not the store you work at based just on the first image.

Dopey Shrove said...

I DEMAND IT IN 2XL

NOW

Anonymous said...

I have never posted on this blog, and swore to never do so; but when I not only recognized the aisle format, but the shipping label...I can't not.

Target is a terrible store and I am sad that I work there; even more so since I can tell anybody anything about that bloody thing just by the shipping label.

Like how these are set to a planogram slated to be set on the 31st of this month, and the price of $19.99, which is reasonable; in line with the other licensed dress-up things.

My Target is lagging somewhat on new Pony toys; we still have loads of 3.5 toys, and only two weeks ago put out the new singles from Gen. 4. We've had most of the playsets for a while, though.

...I kind of want to hang this dress on a wall, and part of me is disappointed that the box only says "Twilight Sparkle" as opposed to "MLP Assorted" or some such. Where's Rarity's dress? I bet it'd be FABULOUS.

Anonymous said...

@DareDreamer

YOU WATCH TANGLED?! i LOVE it!
i thought no other brony (well,i'm a filly,but..) watches tangled!
love,
a filly

Daniel Bryan said...

My daughter will love this. Just in time for halloween. I think there is a headband that is hold separately. toy stores

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