Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Story: Skittles


[Shipping][Random][Comedy] I have discovered I have like zero Pinkie pictures in my pony folder.

Author: MetalGearSamus
Description: Pinkie Pie explains to Twilight how she, with the help of Rainbow Dash, invented a new type of candy.

Skittles

Additional tags: Pinkie, Pie, Tastes, The, Rainbow

141 comments:

Cake said...

nice pic :P

colt classic said...

Yeah, i love the picture.

Hio590 said...

Man how has "taste the rainbow" not been used before now? Seems so obvious in hindsight

Anonymous said...

I will never understand your lack of appreciation for Pinkie, Cereal.

Anonymous said...

I love AJ's reaction.

Anonymous said...

LOL scootaboner

Anonymous said...

OMG YES Cabbage vendor reference.

Anonymous said...

You might want to rectify that cereal. You sick fuck

C. Theron Vulpin said...

I... can't articulate my overall opinion right now, so i'll go with this:

AtLA Cabbages Man Pony! lol

C. Theron Vulpin said...

Ok, now I'm warmed up for commenting.
That was quite amusing. Well done.

Huh, that wasn't so hard after all.

Taco said...

"The bakery was deserted"

lol

arexshortpaw said...

Oh Christ.

Another shipping random comedy. LETS DO IT. *dives in*

Adrian Brony said...

"OH HO-HO! THIS IS DELICIOUS!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE&feature=player_detailpage

Anonymous said...

>"It took me sixty-nine batches to get the flavors right!"
>sixty-nine

Oh Pinkie <3

James Corck said...

So many Comedy-Random-Shipping stories lately! :D I am so happy to see so much cheerfulness in this website lately, keep it coming!!!

Sir Payne said...

@Taco
I see what you did thar

Hio590 said...

Cabbage merchant pony! Even funnier because Pinkie's motives weren't naughty. Twilight's and Applejack's reactions helped too of course

Kyle said...

Well, another shipping-laced comedy. Many "WTF" moments, and the title is something I've actually used in passing in a comment about The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, concerning the AppleDash shipping.

Still, 5 stars, would read again

Asgard said...

Wooooooooooooooooooow... That was funny! Poor Scoots though... 5/5

Anonymous said...

>taste like raisin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak

La Barata said...

LOOKIT MY DASH
MY DASH IS AMAZIN'!
GIVE IT A LICK!
MMM! IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS!

DJLowrider said...

Cabbage Man and Look at My Horse references? On those points alone, this is a win. The rest is just sheer hilarity. Definitely will read again when I need a laugh.

Doc Steedly said...

I buckin LOVE skittles. They are soo chewy and tasty and yummy. The colors... EEEEH! Last year for christmas my grammy got me a 5 pound bag of them. I still can't get her to tell me where she got them. SKITTLES! I'm going to read this story today after i finish doing my network. Thank goodness for EqDaily on muh phone!

Anonymous said...

How does Applejack know what Dash tastes like? WHO IS BEING SHIPPED HERE?!?

Anonymous said...

Read story
Brain shuts down.

Re-read the final few paragraphs
OHGODTHATSWHATSHEMEANT!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to go buy some Skittles now
>_>
<_<

Anonymous said...

i feel like such a dirty freak after reading this

thank you, author, for making me want to taste rainbow dash for real

Anonymous said...

God fucking damnit.
I need to order some skittles.
Where the fuck am I supposed to get skittles in Norway? xD

At any rate, brilliantly random story. Loved it!
Also, AppleDash for the win. <3

- The Jack

Anonymous said...

Um. I'm pretty sure that as far as actual relationships go, the shipping is AppleDash. With DashiePie meant for business reasons... I think. Something like that.

Anonymous said...

Scootaloo just learned what wingboner is.
Awesome read, 5 stars.

Llox said...

This story... OMFG this story. It's too perfect. I just... wow. XDDD

Anonymous said...

This was stunningly hilarious for a shipping fic.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy referential humor. Cabbage man was subtle and hilarious. Cupcakes was obvious and obligatory. Rainbow Dash is a pony, not a horse. Amazing as she may be, she does not taste like raisins. lol Scoots.

It was filled to the brim with references, which usually lowers my opinion pretty fast. There was, however, enough original humor to draw a laugh or two from this usually stoic brony.
4/5

Anonymous said...

@La Barata

HJAHHAH, I HAD to lol at this. I am so sorry.

Good fic, and it took me a little to get it at the end. But damn when I did.

5/5

colt classic said...

There she was just a walkin' down the street singing "Dooo wah diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-do"

Anonymous said...

Wait, wut. What did Twi and AJ faint over?

Anonymous said...

well done

Brett Turner said...

in the words of fluttershy: "that is just so incredibly wonderful, i just dont even know what to say"
this was a GREAT story 6/5
/)^3^(\ i wish i could truly express my happiness but i can't because these are mere words i am typing, but i'm sure alot of you know what im saying

Flygon16 said...

My mind is so full of pony right now...whether it's in a good sense or not, I can't tell o_0 This is wonderfully hilarious, yet I find myself in a state of mind somewhere between Sweetie Belle's and Scootaloo's; i.e. a mix of 'OH GAWD THE HORROR' and whyboner.jpg.

NinesTempest said...

I'm so confused.

I love what I just read.

One question though: associative property, what?

C. Theron Vulpin said...

Rainbows are Spicy.
Dash has Rainbow hair.
Ergo, Rainbow Dash = Spicy Pony

Anonymous said...

haha that was funny

LoganBrony said...

I'm not sure what just happened but I loved it!

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked at how many people actually hve the stomache for skittles after reading this.

Anonymous said...

But then... what are skittles actually MADE of?!?

...I don't know what this fic is implying, and something tells me I don't want to find out...

NinesTempest said...

@Anonymous
Some of us would eat Rainbow Dash anyway.

...

...

I just typed that didn't I?

Anonymous said...

I might not be able to look at skittles the same ever again

bobmortar said...

This randomfic was awesome. I had to read the last few paragraphs twice though...
Thank Celestia that we have Skittles in Hungary. I'm gonna buy a ton now :D

Anonymous said...

I don't get it, how are the rainbow bits made?
Help me guys I'm stupid.

Anonymous said...

RAINBOW CUM JUST SAYING

colin23567 said...

Was it intentional that Rainbow dash-the pegasus- which is a kind of HORSE tastes just like raisins?

banjo2E said...

Reference nobody else caught yet: There she is, just a-walkin' down the street, singing Doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-dough"...

Applejack got totally owned at the end there.

Anonymous said...

So...Skittles, I mean Rainbow Bits...they taste just like Rainbow Dash's saliva?

Avogadro said...

Did anyone else notice the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" reference with the cabbage man's cart?

Anonymous said...

...Gotta admit. It was funny, but I wasn't sure of the joke.

Anonymous said...

Funny as hell, including all references and implications. Great job.

Alexstrazsa said...

Pft haha. I re-read the last couple of paragraphs and I still don't quite know what happened there. Funny story, nonetheless.

Now I feel stupid. :(

Not A Good Username 360 said...

@NinesTempest *is eating a rainbow cupcake with blue frosting*

Couldn't agree more.

ToonNinja said...

...Well then. The bag of Skittles I'm eating right now suddenly seem very, um, weird.

Anonymous said...

MY CABBAGES!

Not A Good Username 360 said...

@ToonNinja Serves you right for reading shipping fanfics when you should be working on Bridled Fury...

*menacingly takes a bite out of cupcake*

Kimba the White Lion said...

@Anonymous

When Pinkie said Dash did taste spicy, but not her saliva, Twilight saw what was going to follow and fainted. As Applejack realized Pinkie Pie put Dash's saliva into the Rainbow bits, and then brought out the spicy Rainbow muffins (which presumably Applejack knows where the spiciness comes from (pun intended)) she faints.

Oh wow, this is one of my favorite stories now.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD I DONT GET THIS! EXPLANATION PLZ?

Kimba the White Lion said...

@Alexstrazsa

Rainbow bits are made from Dash's saliva. Spicy Rainbow Dash muffins are made from... other... yeah.

Not A Good Username 360 said...

@Kimba the White Lion http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle4yh5d50x

Anonymous said...

AVATAR CABBAGE MERCHANT PONY YES AWESOME

Silas Davidson said...

Poor cabbage vendor. No matter what universe he's in, he just can't get a break.

Anonymous said...

I will now be unable to eat Skittles without imagining that I am kissing Rainbow Dash while eating them. I am unsure how to feel about that.

I38VWI (MABE) said...

Really good stuff.
Should probably get a 'complete' tag on it, though.

Thyrandir said...

i'mma go taste the rainbow now.

MihailK said...

Rainbow Dash tastes like: Skittles.
Pinkie Pie tastes like: Cotton Candy.

...

WTF Does Twilight taste like?

valzilla2000 said...

Cabbage vendor!

Avogadro said...

@MihailK
Milky Way.

Not A Good Username 360 said...

@MihailK Paper.

...

...don't ask me how I know what either of those things taste like. Just... don't.

Kimba the White Lion said...

@Anonymous

Is that a bad thing?

ToonNinja said...

@Not A Good Username 360
It's a work break. Writing interactions between Kratos and Rarity is taxing.

Not A Good Username 360 said...

@ToonNinja Ugh. Rarity and her whining.

One of the few ponies I wouldn't mind being turned into a living flag of Japan... or not-so-living...

Best of luck to you on that, then...

Viethra said...

This was a spider's web of references, puns, and double entendres.

I don't see how the skittles necessarily contain her actual saliva, I thought it was a recreation of the taste. But, the muffins make me wonder. I shudder to think how she collected her ingred... I refuse to finish that sentence.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Think carefully. A kiss lets you taste the rainbow. What's the inspiration for spicy muffins? (god thats sounds really creepy...)

ANyway, that was great. The references... so many. But how does AJ know what Dash is supposed to taste like? Still, the last thing with Scoot just set me giggling and still can't stop!

Anonymous said...

And now I need some Skittles. Thanks a lot.

Anonymous said...

So Skittles are made from Rainbow Dash's saliva? Is that right?
And then... what are the spicy muffins made of?

Help me out here please?

Homfrog said...

What a story, Mark.

5/5

Anonymous said...

This has to be my favorite fan fic so far! :D 100/10

Anonymous said...

lol taste like raisins haha "Shut up woman get on, my horse" reference :3

Anonymous said...

Fucking bananas.
Good bananas, but bananas none the less.

Anonymous said...

5 letters for this one:

LMFAO

chinlamp said...

I love this, but rather than fainting at finding out RD was cheating on her all day, I'm pretty sure Applejack would've exploded with anger.

Three times.

At least.

Anonymous said...

I am suprised no one has made a "taste the rainbow" comment yet.

Professor Shrinky Fröd said...

I don't know what the big deal is about muffins flavored like Rainbow's hooves.

...

What? I don't. :-P

And @chintamp: I don't know that Applejack has really had enough time to process everything that far. Or, for that matter, that Rainbow has necessarily been cheating, per se. After all, it could just be a casual thing between them.

Or there could just be a standing rule about "okay, yeah, when Pinkie's around, sometimes things happen."

nemryn said...

@MihailK I'm thinking Twilight would taste like dark chocolate, for some reason. Applejack would taste like apples, of course, and Rarity might be champagne, or some kind of fine wine. Not sure about Fluttershy; something home-y and comforting, maybe.

Anonymous said...

Um, ....I don't think the skittles were made out of her saliva, can't say what the muffins were made out of, but they were brought out at the very last second, everything before that seemed to be about the skittles

Darth Equus said...

@MihailK

Twilight tastes like...

*Puts glasses on*

Nerds candy.

(YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!)

Anonymous said...

This fandom disturbed me yet again...

TillsterRulz said...

"better than to invade people's priva-"

Rainbow Dash is a human?!?!?

Cloudy Skies said...

I laughed. How I laughed.

5/5. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Dash was a taste tester, so I doubt the skittles are actually made FROM her saliva, just instead her having to constantly make out with Pinkie.

And the muffin? MUFFin? Nah i'm clueless :P

...

Man I want some skittles now...

Anonymous said...

I didn't get what the "bits" were made of, but I got the muffin reference. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm still kind of shocked.

Professor Shrinky Fröd said...

@Darth Equus
Dear, sweet, Celestia, you win sir! You win.

I wouldn't have thought of that one myself.

Of course, Luna would have to taste like Moon Pies. And maybe Celestia like Sunny Delight?

supervanman64 said...

Oh man, the Cabbage Guy reference from Avatar had me laughin' up a storm XD

Anonymous said...

now this had me giggling the entire time but the second that muffin line was dropped i fell over laughing

Anonymous said...

I laughed through the whole thing. Thank you, sir.

Sir Peppermint Jam said...

What did I just read? I'm so confused! Can somepony explain this one to me?

Markeith said...

I'll never be able to look at skittles the same way again, on the other hoof I can't recall the last time a pony fic made me laugh this much X3

Ryex said...

MY CABBAGES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRFDr8Vgp_Q&feature=related

your awesome brony.

Present Perfect said...

"I call them Rainbow Bits!" OH SHIT CUPCAKES D:

Seriously, between that line, the title, and the description... flashbacks. Like it's fanfic 'Nam or something.

Twilight's reaction is really out of character, but then again Pinkie is completely IN character, so you takes your chances.

I agree with whoever liked the "MY CABBAGES" line. That's oddly hilarious. Not a fan of the public dressing-down of Rainbow Dash, however. (I think I just like Rainbow AND the Mayor too much.)

This... wow, what. I have no idea what's going on. Frape! Wait, shit, what is she doing, corrupting the youth like that?

I have no idea how I feel about this story, so I'll just congratulate you on keeping me guessing and being balls-out crazy to boot.

Shadox-Miyazaki said...

Lol, like "omg" sounds about right for this one.. ^^;

Anonymous said...

I have the weirdest wingboner right now.

Also, this is amazing

Anonymous said...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR



I don't care if it wasn't designed to have a sequel. I wanna see the inevitable orgy.

Reever said...

I am never going to look at a rainbow coloured lolly the same ever again >_<

Anonymous said...

I feel a little dirty saying I have a wanting for skittles right now >_>

Anonymous said...

Very cute. Oh Dashie, we love you.

Hi Jinx said...

I don't usually like too much sexuality mixed with my ponies... but I will say I much prefer Pinkie eating Dash in the sense this 'fic suggests, rather than "Cupcakes"... =P
(I do get tired of "Dash sleeps with just about everyone" spins in fics- and her having slept with 2 out of 3 of her friends gives me that vibe. But still, it had its cute moments!)

I do agree that the Rainbow Dash muffin line did make me giggle. =P

Anonymous said...

For those that don't get it. Dash's mouth tastes like Skittles, which Pinkie Pie copied the taste of with lots and lots of kissing and adding ingredients to a mix, not necessarily adding anything of Dash herself.

So, Dash's mouth =Skittles
Dash's body=Raisins
Dash's ???=Spicy

Where oh where could the Spicy bit be if it's not her skin nor wings? And how would Pinkie have found that taste? While making Dash so deliriously happy?

Anonymous said...

@Kimba the White Lion
Not "made from" -- "tastes like". It took Pinkie 69 tries to get the flavor right, and she had to kiss Dash for comparison after each trial batch.

Anonymous said...

@TillsterRulz
Ponies are people. They're not human, but "person" can apply to any intelligent being.
"Most people thought that the Sonic Rainboom was just an old mare's tale." -Cutie Mark Chronicles

Reever said...

This explains a lot. It really does.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Dash is awesome
Rainbow Dash helped Pinkie make Skittles
therefore Skittles are now made of awesome,
its that simple.

Casket Dan said...

Hello, ponyfriends,

My name is Casket Dan, and I approve of this message.

...

this was so awesome.

i was confused a bit, mostly towards the end.

the bit with AJ stopping with full horror the second she tasted - priceless <3 <3 <3

ZuTheSkunk said...

There's only one image that can explain my reaction to this fanfic.

http://leighanna.deviantart.com/art/O-PRINCESS-MY-PRINCESS-243757046

BroniesN'Hoenies said...

This one made me lol quit a bit with the many refrences, my fav being the cabbage vendor. I understood that Rainbow Bits are made from Dash's saliva, but what about the muffins?"legs still shaky from all the hours of baking?"...WAIT A MINUTE I GE-OH.....Oh....oh my...Well I'm off, continue the good work! >///<

Rita Lot said...

"MY CABBAGES!" I screamed like a 5 year-old. poor cabbage merchant. even when he's a PONY he can't get a break. his cabbages were destroyed 6 times now!

Supersheep64 said...

The references, the humour, the pacing-
this was gold.

MetalGearSamus said...

Wow, I must say I'm amazed. I never thought my story would get such a big positive reaction.

Thanks for all the kind words, everyone. ^_^

TheKingofGhets said...

What did I just read?

Anonymous said...

she put the spicy pastry at the "other end" of the counter...

fryiseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

TenchiFreak5 said...

I knew exactly what Pinkie meant when she said "associative property." Instantly.


And I will never ever ever ever ever view that phrase the same way again.


5/5.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear my brain.

DPV111 said...

For those that keep saying that the Rainbow Bits are made of Dash's saliva.
...
NONONONONONONO
...
They are made to TASTE like Dash's mouth.
...
The humor in this story is not a gross out, it's the way Pinkie basically sexes the heck out of Dash, without her intentions being sexual in nature at all, solely to get the flavor(s) of her new confection(s)right by tasting the area(s) of Dash's body over and over to compare to her recipe.

Pony In Chief said...

With a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And it turns back again
When you...
Ew, that's a dirty thought.

hmc1 said...

Pinkie Pie starts her story with "There I was just walking down the street." Why does this sound familiar. Read on. "Oh, I see what happened here."

lanasevol said...

Well, this was just full of win.

Sebiale said...

Tasteful.

:D


(CWUTIDIDTHAR?)

errorexe3 said...

I'm as distruaght as sweetie Bell, what happened? Why was what?

palatank said...

I loved this story
because dash ships with everypony, so noone is every without a chance

TwiLunie said...

Hehehehehe... Scootawingboner :D

Marshal Walker said...

...Why can't I get my wings down?

RockKandii101 said...

I have few words for you: comedy, randomness and ponified skittles mix nicely.

Skippy Skittles said...
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Skippy Skittles said...

Skippy Skittles made skittles candy in Equestria, not pinkie silly. If you don't know Skippy. She's new in 2013 Equestria.

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