Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Random Merch Stuff #2!

Source: Ligbi


It looks like ponies are invading....everything.  No form of merchandise is safe!  Above we have a purse, that comes with a tiara.  I don't know how purses and tiaras correlate exactly, but its part of the package! 

Source:Ligbi
Souce: Logan/Quala
There are also these rub in color things.  I'm not really sure how that works, but it has Twilight Sparkle on it, so who cares!

And for the dwarf bronies out there, have some...panties.

Alright!

172 comments:

Roman500 said...

Panties? Perhaps we've gone too far.

Old Kentucky Shark said...

Wow, panties. That's...that sure is......something.

MichaelXX2 said...

I WANT THOSE PANTIES

Anonymous said...

Panties....GLOOOOOORIOUS PANTIES! AHAHAHAHAHA! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

AshesOfSaturn said...

I find that particularly amusing in light of the fact that the epitome of a stuck up brat in the show is a girl whose special talent is wearing a tiara.

Anonymous said...

Oh! Something is my favorite!

Basharoonskis said...

Panties, one of the very few things my FiM collector friend won't collect.

Anonymous said...

Panties, hey. Finally, an excuse to have a pony head on my crotch. Wait...

Old Kentucky Shark said...

Oh geez, I just noticed the purse comes with a wand that makes "magical sounds" and "fun phrases in the voice of Twilight Sparkle." I'm curious as to the phrases (and if it's actually Tara), but a wand? Really? Hasbro, I am disappoint.

BronyMike said...

Dammit Applejack, you're invading little girls' private parts, the least you could do is wear your hat.

Anonymous said...

so....how about them panties?

Anonymous said...

Why can't Hasbro make pony boxers? I'd totally buy 'em.

KShrike said...

....
I don't even have a comment.
And will they STOP using that Twilight vector!

Anonymous said...

Alright, now I have pity on the bronies out there who absolutely have to own every piece of merch. No amount of "It's for my niece" could make that an even remotely comfortable transaction - even at Christmas time.

KShrike said...

And seriously, guys, why do we care about the bottom right image?

KShrike said...

@Anonymous
"Alright, now I have pity on the bronies out there who absolutely have to own every piece of merch. No amount of "It's for my niece" could make that an even remotely comfortable transaction - even at Christmas time. "

And this is why I am not a merch brony.

Anonymous said...

I think reading a few too many lemons as caused me to start fiendishly desiring those panties.........

Anonymous said...

...panties?

W... buh...

I got nothing. Seriously, that one won't end well.

Ink said...

OH LORD
It's times like this I'm glad I'm female. You have no idea how hard most most of your comments are making me laugh, guys! LMAOROFL

I love you guys.

Anonymous said...

Am I interpreting this wrong or is one of those encouraging little girls to rub a phallic object for fun?

KShrike said...

You know, the more merch they release, the less I feel Hasbro cares about Applejack's hat.

Anonymous said...

no you arent interpreting wrong...

FlutterSky said...

@AnonymousNice Anon I like that 70s show ref. ah brings back memories

Anonymous said...

needz moar hat!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I had a daughter, those are the panties I would buy for her. (Female, age 21)

Anonymous said...

Bronies buyout every piece of pony merch in the store but leave the panties.

Meanwhile... online panty sales skyrocket.

Anonymous said...

when will pony items be sold at slightly more...adult stores?

KShrike said...

Hasbro did acknowledge us at some point, so why does the merch still have to be the most...
You know what, I don't even care.

Vest said...

Sometimes, a news piece comes along that makes me so proud, so joyful to be a part of such a broad, creative, and respectable community like the one Bronies have orchestrated for themselves.

This definitely isn't one of those news pieces...

Anonymous said...

"rub color"+panties=profit?

helldiver450 said...

@Ink

Um, I'll wear those panties. I already look like a tomboy lesbian woman. I might as well wear those and continue flirting with girls. They're bisexual, so they'll love me either way P_P

Flygon16 said...

Really, Seth, dost thou know nothing of fashion? The purse and tiara combination has been a classic since the 16th century. The panties, though...yeah, I think I could've gone without that little tidbit of "news."

@BronyMike
You, sir, owe me one new chair; I broke my old one falling out of it due to laughter.

Sonic Flare said...

Is it wrong to say that I would probably wear the Rainbow Dash panties on the left... >_>

Anonymous said...

rarity approves biatch!

Anonymous said...

I don't even freaking know anymore. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

Anonymous said...

I would do a little more than wear the RBD panties if you know wat i mean........

KShrike said...

After reading everyone else's comments, I am starting to think that the panties was a brony-snipe courtesy of Hasbro.

Flygon16 said...

@Ink
So very glad we could entertain you! Don't forget to tip gratuitously =D

Anonymous said...

it's a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

well...Trixie approves of pony heads to the crotch...

cdjblue said...

Y'know, a few months ago, I thought, "You know what would be funny? Pony panties." Fifteen minutes later, in another store, I run into Littlest Pet Shop panties. "Oh sure, I guess that makes anything possible."

And then this. I don't know why, but I had imagined them in women's sizes. Probably has to do with the fact that I laughed at RD possibly being on a pair before stumbling into the LPS ones.

At any rate, it turned my 'lol' into 'do not want / all kinds of awkward', I guess. But hey, gotta make money where you can.

David said...

@KShrinke

They acknowledged us about, let's see, four months ago? Three? The time it takes to design, produce, and distribute toys is almost a year-long project. What we're getting is pretty much Hasbro's 2010 prediction of what would be popular in 2011. Merchandise, particularly GOOD merchandise, takes a lot of time for a multitude of reasons...

So before commencing the riot, let's give them until next week.

Anonymous said...

they must be made in mens sizes!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are a doing a great job of retraining any pedophile jokes.

Jordan said...

@Anonymous

This was my first thought as well. HASBRO: My Little Pony boxers are one of the few pieces of merchandise I would buy. Make it so.

Anonymous said...

commence RIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Anonymous said...

umad?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

You sir, represent everything wrong with this fandom.

Anonymous said...

MLP boxers would need to be cleaned often (RBD ones especially...)

AshesOfSaturn said...

@Jordan Or pajama pants. I would love some MPL pajama pants to go with my lobster pantss and my Perry the Platypus pants.

Anonymous said...

anon to anon is brony to brony either way

Anonymous said...

Inb4 people paint real ponies to look like Rainbow Dash and then do them.

Anonymous said...

theres a problem with this fandom to begin with?

Anonymous said...

I already painted them....

Anonymous said...

and did it...

Duskfly said...

...............panties?

*shivers at the horrible thoughts that comes to mind*

Anonymous said...

@duskfly have you not been reading the comments?

Flygon16 said...

Yeah, I'm just gonna ignore that string of anon posts and say:

@AshesOfSaturn
^This. Naow.

benjamin said...

How long b4 some Brony shows off his custom pony boxers? Minnimum bet, 40 bits

Anonymous said...

anon is secret but(t) fun!

Anonymous said...

*Bets 40 bits*

Anonymous said...

I will post a pic of mine, no lie

Anonymous said...

im takin a pic right now...

Anonymous said...

When will these be available online? TELL ME!

Anonymous said...

40 bits for them....

twilightlover21 said...

Sweet christ..... Panties.... Why did it have to be panties...
+1internets for who gets the joke.

ProfesorRod said...

>>Panties

LOLWUT?

DJ Octavia said...

Eh, not stuff for the Bronies so much as their younger viewers of course. But darn it, I wish I were a dwarf Brony for the panties. :(

Anonymous said...

yay,i gots +1 internets... time to play mah jam

Bobbyzero said...

Need Derpy boxers...Gotta have some Derp on my Herp...

DJ Octavia said...

Also, reading the comments everyone has such dirty minds. lol The panties I thought "Aww, they look cute". And so many others are just thinking other things most likely, oi. XD

Anonymous said...

just went to target 2 days ago and got these quietly...i feel guilty now

Anonymous said...

Bronies, show some dignity. Are you that committed to this fanbase to where youll pretty much buy ANYTHING that has a pony plastered on it? First socks now panties? Id hate to see you guys buy MLP diapers.

Anonymous said...

Oh good lord. If the socks spawned the craze of putting every pony in socks, what will the panties do?

Anonymous said...

i will even buy mlp themed circumcision devices... or not?

Anonymous said...

i assumed the socks would lead to something different...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous, id buy mlp diapers... and use them!

Anonymous said...

counting down the minutes until the explosion of Celestia in panties with Luna in socks fan-art

Anonymous said...

celestia in panties= celestia lemon?

DJ Octavia said...

@Anonymous

Hey guys whats goin on in this... oh lawdy...

Anonymous said...

@DJ Octavia, moooooooooooore lemons!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm still hoping that a MLP DS game will be released :D

Brony Bologna said...

@DJ Octavia

Run for your life. Run as fast as you can away from this place.

Delta Pangaea said...

JESUSCHRISTHOWHILARIOUS.jpg

Really ,this amuses me to no end.

...Although I would totally buy MLP boxers.

Anonymous said...

@Brony Bologna, you can't escape!... boy these jokes are getting bladder...

FRiNKEL said...

Pony panties for toddlers?
My Little Panties: Friendship is for Babies

I think the rub-to-color thing would be pretty cool... but I bet there's at least one 25 year old sitting in his room, rubbing the hay out of... Okay, I'm done thinking about this scene now. I'M MOVING ON.

Then there's the purse. Now, if they would create a bookbag that looks like one of the Mane Six's bags, I'd consider buying that. This, however, doesn't really have much pony on it. Heck, it has Twilight's colors on the purse and then a purple heart. I know friendship is magic, but still... The only thing in that package that really noticeably relates to ponies is the logo on the mirror and the wand that says phrases from Twilight Sparkle and sound things.

For the most part, Hasbro released items that fit the original targeted audience (except for the rub to color, which would be something I'd consider buying).
But... now that I'm thinking... for people who aren't toddlers anymore, they could buy the panties, then cut out the designs and put them on . You could turn it into a badge, a hand warmer... Heck, you could even stitch them to your socks, create your own pony socks that actually fit you.

Water_Wolf said...

Bronies buyout every piece of pony merch in the store but leave the panties.

Meanwhile... online panty sales skyrocket. I lol'd ...but its so true i have to have those panties XD

FRiNKEL said...

@FRiNKEL
I have to correct something here, apparently the comment system does not like me.
You can cut out the designs on the panties, and then you can sew/stitch/whatever them into any item you wish.

Anonymous said...

@FRiNKEL

Dude! Your comment made me realize I should make some ponified saddlebags for my motorcycle.

Brony Bologna said...

@Anonymous

Its too late for any of us, isn't it? Should we resign ourselves to our fate of buying pony panties with looks of shame? I say no! Buy your pony panties with a proud smile upon your face, and if anyone asks.... its for your niece, she is turning 3 this Saturday and just loves all this pony stuff.

Anonymous said...

Earlier on we had pony socks spawn the whole "ponies is socks" art series. What now?

Anonymous said...

Must have been awkward taking a photo of little girl's panties

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
Celestia in panties

Anonymous said...

inb4 "Japanese used panty vending machine" jokes.

Anonymous said...

@Brony Bologna
That works great until you realize you're wearing your 20% cooler shirt.

Anonymous said...

My Little Panties,
My Little Panties,
Aaaa-aaa-aaaaahhhhh....

Cutie Mark Crusaders Glue Huffers! Yay! said...

Those aren't panties, they're silly hats!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

oh no, now look what you've done... if those actually show up on store shelves one day, its all your fault...

DJ Midli said...

aaaaaaaaaand not avaliable in canada.

Shred Hexstring said...

Ohgod MLPpullups: when your child wets, their cutie mark appears! Wait, weren't we supposed to encourage potty training instead of discouraging it?

Anonymous said...

Waiting for Panty&Stocking/Celestia&Luna parody now. Don't fail me interweb peoples!

Ferrarity said...

Well, that was fast 0.o
http://d.facdn.net/art/rogeykun/1311646517.rogeykun_1310752808.rogeykun_twilightsparkleforrogeycomcolor.png

Anonymous said...

@Shred Hexstring

the sad (and fairly disturbing) thing is that that's not even that far-fetched. Everypony knows that at the end of the day, Hasbro will do almost anything, if they figure they can make the monies from it...

Anonymous said...

@Ferrarity

ugh. thanks alot. Now cannot unsee...

Anonymous said...

What scares me is that the panties come in a "Party pack"

I d-... what?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Obviously, they're guests to one of Pinkie's Mentally Insane parties. The panties will induce cupcake-y revenge!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

But... "panty parties"?

Like, for young girls?

I w-... what? I don't know where I am anymore and I'm scared.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous You should be! Pinkie will escape her cottenrific confines and rape the crap out of those little slumbering party girls. Before she eats them.

.....THE F$*% DID I JUST TYPE?! Ok, that's enough for me tonight...

Anonymous said...

If Trixie's picture was on those, she'd probably wear them.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

You're saying something along the lines of Pinkie Pie will rape several young children while they're sleeping, and then eat them.

There's a hole over here that I'll kindly give to you to die in.

Anonymous said...

2T-3T panties... those will totally fit a 6'4", 300 lb guy, right >.>

.... right?

.... Damn.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it'll turn into a Holy Gun

Anonymous said...

@Shred Hexstring

MLP: bladder control is magic?

Anonymous said...

I demand pony boxers! NAO!

Anonymous said...

This fandom has now officially moved from lovely and endearing to ever so slightly creepy.

Firleycat said...

I was expecting panties to show up as merch at some point but I was kind of hoped they wouldn't. The entire idea of panties with characters on them always made me unsure if you like the show or not. Kind of like buy toilet paper with your favorite team's logo on it, do you really want to show your love for something by covering them with your own waste?

Anonymous said...

Why is nobody talking about the pen?
I mean, a grey pencil that makes colour? How does that work?
...
Wait a minute ...
"Just Rub to colour" "Mess free" ... X-(

Crimson Risk said...

I can only imagine how Seth felt writing up this post, lol!

blackseven said...

@Crimson Risk

He was under no obligation to actually post anything that makes him uncomfortable.

Not ALL news needs to be shared....

ligbi said...

@Anonymous
Should have been. Really wasn't. The place was fairly empty.

Starflower said...

AHAHAHAHAHA These comments are the funniest thing I've seen in a while. You bronies crack me up!

But seriously, there need to be MLP boxers...preferably in an adult size. I want ponies in my pants....AHAHAHAHA oh boy.

*shot*

Anonymous said...

Pinkie Pie underwear. Always a party in your pants!



..




I would now like to apologise for the above post.

Twilight Otaku said...

...Panties?

brb, lmao XD

Oh sweet Luna's army of purple bees, what is this?

-Your Twilight loving grammar nazi, Twilight Otaku

Twilight Otaku said...

AND WHY DO THEY USE THAT DERPYLIGHT VECTOR?! (that doesn't mean Derpy x Twilight shipping!)

Anonymous said...

You people are silly ponies. :P They're just girly Underoos.

private-enemy said...

@Ferrarity

The look of utter despair on her face says it all.

pmcollectorboy said...

An official paint by numbers scene, please! And a 500 page coloring book.

Flutterfan said...

YES PANTIES MAKES PERFECT SENSE SINCE THIS IS A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS. *knock on wood*

yayafenella said...

I demand big girl panties!

Retl said...

I actually think my niece is too old for those panties now.


And in that simple statement, there are at least 50 ways to make it interpret way more wrong that it is actually intended.

Anonymous said...

wtf lol

Alester said...

OH GOD! Why Panties?
INB4 Celestia wearing Panties Clopfic.

Prison said...

My Little Pantsu, My Little Pantsu, aaah MY LITTLE PANTSU!
I used to wonder what my crotch could wear . . .
Until you had some fresh pantsu to share!
Big interior!
Tons of fluff!
A beautiful design.
Faithful durability.
Sharing undies,
It's an easy feat.
But pantsu makes it all complete!
'Cause it's MY LITTLE PANTSU.
'Till you know you're my favorite
BRAAAAAAAAAND.

Foxhall said...

roji panty complex strikes again (obscure joke)

I_bend_spoons said...

@PrisonDamn it,I'll never get that out of my head now.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't buy Pony boxers, but I would buy some Pony PJs.
If anything, Hasbro needs to get on some of that.

Applebloom said...

Twi'd never wear somethin' as horrible as that tiara.
Ah only know one such pony who would...

Not A Good Username 360 said...

Panties?!

Ugh. Somewhere Wesley Stickler must be wetting himself...

It's like they're reminding us how creepy we are...

bubsAKAvermin said...

>panties
Inb4 Panty and Stocking.

Anonymous said...

"Party Pack" of panties. Oh, is it THAT kind of party?

Anonymous said...

First I thought to myself, "oohh, I could totally get away with wearing RD underwear in public". Then I got a mental image of me in those panties.

>Don't know if want.

Bartekko said...

PJ would be nice. I can fit even in children size these, and i'm 15

Anonymous said...

>"Party Pack" of panties. Oh, is it THAT kind of party?

There's the Democrati and Republican Parties, the Green Party, Libertarian Party, now it's time for the Panty Party!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to start mentally preparing myself for the inevitable "Luna in panties" pictures.

SaddleTramp said...

Wow, just wow. This reminds me of a star wars collecting podcast that did a special on boys underware

Anonymous said...

Dear Princess Celestia,

I need an adult.

Your faithful student

coolpowers said...

Weird, this is just now becoming known? The underpants were the first G4 merch I saw. And there's absolutely no way you can really talk about this without either feeling or looking like a creep, even when it's your own kid you're shopping for.

Anonymous said...

inb4 ponies with panties as happened with the socks thing

Brony Bologna said...

@Prison

You sir are here by awarded 5 Internets for creating the song that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

Anonymous said...

>Panties

megusta.jpg

Seth, why? Just... why?

Anonymous said...

@private-enemy

Princess Trollestia was bored and needed some amusement.

Probably planning to do it to Luna next.

Cheer Song said...

@AshesOfSaturn

WHERE DID YOU GET PERRY PAJAMA PANTS.

Star Winged Brit said...

To be honest, where I come from there is sort of an unwritten standard kid's pants have to follow (for boys anyway) and that is if they have super heroes on them.
+20% coolness to anyone who knows which comedian I'm referencing.

Silverbatwing said...

I just thought of a weird/creepy thing.

If your crafty, make a dice/game bag out of panties.....

Anonymous said...

now bronies everywhere can wear a tiara and panties while coloring in a twilight sparkle coloring book. yay?

Anonymous said...

actually fairly surprised they haven't made FiM pajamas yet. Would have thought that would be among one of the first pieces of merch they put out.

Rarity said...

I'm gonna at least TRY to fit into those panties. I have been surprised by fitting successfully and comfortably into children's clothes before...probably the ONLY benefit of childhood obesity, makes it easier for adults to wear their cool ass clothes. I need a new sleeping bag, I am hoping target has a MLP sleeping bag out already, I may have to sow 3 of them together, but by gawd...i am having an MLP sleeping bag.

Anonymous said...

@Rarity

yeah I wonder how many adult female bronies will buy and try to wear the panties anyway...

Rarity said...

actually somepony mentioned pony boxers. Those sound more fun to wear for all! I demand at least ONE set of boxers that say the great and powerful trixie and related great and powerful puns!

Rarity said...

Yeah, if I spot them I will try them. I want to do a comic of me in my big adult serious life with my pony panties. Also, I wear a lot of dresses and I get a lot of guys with cell phone cams, I think ponies will be a nice surprise. Plus, I could NOT resist pony-innuendo puns. "would you like to see me raise the sun?"

Rarity said...

"let me show you a full moon"
"what the buck are you looking at"
"want to see what I can do in 10 seconds flat?"
"I'll show you my cutie mark if you show me yours"


i dont dare continue

Anonymous said...

must go on a super crazy diet so i can fit into little girl panties

theuncalledfor said...

@Anonymous

YES!
Pony boxers!
T-shirts, too.
YES.
Want to buy them all.
Ponies ponies ponies.
<3

theuncalledfor said...

@Sonic Flare

Yes.
That is wrong. Factually.
These panties are for little girls.
You will not be physically able to wear them.

theuncalledfor said...

@Anonymous

NO YOU!
*evil enchantress dance*

theuncalledfor said...

@Anonymous

Paint cannot make a real pony a cartoon pony.
Ergo, paint is insufficient.

Anonymous said...

I am so buying those panties.

Anonymous said...

Umm.... Seth... Do you think it might have been a good idea, for the sake of the fandom, if you... You know... Just... Neglected to report on little girls underwear... You know, just saying...

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