Congratulations everypony, Trixie is proud of you!
@Lauren Faust The Great and Powerful Trixie IS perfection! Trixie is the greatest, most powerful, and beautifulest unicorn in all of Equestria! Nopony will ever compare to Trixie! EVER! As for how Trixie is here and talking, well... never doubt the power of Trixie!
But... But we didn't even flesh you out as a character beyond your vanity and your magic show. And Equestria isn't real, YOU'RE not real... I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're a character in a children's cartoon that has somehow gained an audience much more vast than we anticipated. Not to say we didn't HOPE it would branch out or TRY to make it good enough for everybody to watch... Oh, I'm off on a tangent... I mean, I'm glad that you're... Real? Whatever you are, I'm at least glad you found some possible way to "Exist" as it were.
@ Lauren Faust There is a Luna, Fluttershy, and a Derpy Hooves * should be ditzy doo * and Twilight Sparkle, maybe a Celestia... I know there is a trollestia.
@Lauren Faust Everyone is on here. And the background ponies. And probably even some of the animals on the show. ;) It's been going on since this whole thing started....
Well this thread went to Hell in a handbasket. O_O Tis wonderful, a insane Smores guy, Trixie, Rainbow Dash, and even Lauren Faust... Impressive feat for a post that was just a pic.
@MrM7 And then THAT Trixie pulls herself out of a hat, then THAT Trixie pulls herself out of a hat, and then the universe folds into itself and implodes!
@Anonymous Rainbow Dash needed a description because everypony would have been confused otherwise. The same cannot be said for Trixie however, everpony knew exactly what was intended just by the picture alone! Just look, everypony knows it is to show how Great and Powerful Trixie is!
@Anonymous The Great and Powerful Trixie can perform many feats of magic, if Trixie was able to finish out the rest of her performance she would have proved her power!
One can never have enough Trixie. She came together very well as a character. Slick appearance, good writing, and the great job Kathleen Barr did lending her that voice. I hope to see her back again in some capacity or another.
@Rainbow Dash Or Trixie is just too awesome for words!
@Anonymous Trixie would prefer you just call her Trixie then, The Great and Powerful Trixie refuses to have her title lowered to something so beneath her!
No retaliatory Rarity post yet? We are known to be patient and demure, but this injustice cannot stand! One thousand voices cry out from the darkness, seeking a savior in a single mod. We wait, Cereal. We wait, and we watch.
Um... Trixie? I may be wrong, but, uh, isn't Princess Celestia an Alicorn. I think maybe that might maybe make them more powerful than you. Though, uh, I'm not saying you're not great too though, but...um...she did create Equestria. You're uh, awesome too though I'm sure. I never saw your show because hummingway was sick with a cold, but I'm sure it was good.
I was just thinking of that song too. But, it's kind of odd in context, of thinking of a pony having another horse who wins. There must be some kind of paradox in that.
How can ponies other than unicorns type, by the way? Trixie, Twilight, and Rarity can use magic in some fashion and Spike has digits... Do you ponies use some speech-to-text software or something?
Ugh, Trixie... I wish I didn't have to say this, but... Haven't you learnt anything during the Ursa Minor incident?! That aside, nopony has any right to claim superiority over other ponies, even IF they appear to have more talent in a particular area. Instead of boasting and bragging all the time, you should develop some sense of humility! Chances are, ponies everywhere will appreciate you that much more for it. Your Fai- *ahem*
@Twilight Sparkle Ha! Trixie has been in this argument before! As she said last time Trixie does not doubt she could have handle the Minor herself had she had the proper knowledge before hand like you did! Trixie does say however that you, Twilight Sparkle, cannot do anything without first consulting a book! The Great and Powerful Trixie has accomplished everything she has without the help of a book! Obviously Trixie is better!
@Anonymous Thoughts on Twixie? Well if Trixie is to choose somepony to love she supposes it can be Twilight Sparkle. She is the closest to being as powerful as Trixie as anypony will ever get.
I have Angel type up things for me most of the time, but I have to proofread what he types because sometimes he's a bit, um, overzealous. For instance he wanted me to tell Trixie that her head's so far up her ... um something not nice... that her horn is poking her in the stomach, but I said "Oh no silly bunny, that's ever so rude."
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThis is not THAT old clone, this is a genetically superior Great and Powerful Trixie made with Rainbow Dash's feathers, so The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is 20% more Great and Powerful, and can defeat an Ursa Major in Ten Seconds Flat
Maybe Trixie doesn't consult books because she's illiterate? Of course, she would probably be too boastful to admit that. Twilight's knowledge can trump your magic any day. And besides--how many friends does Twilight have again? Compared to you?
@The Great and Powerful Trixie Nopony can be made better by feathers of some inferior pony! It's all smoke and mirrors with you. This Trixie will always and forever be the only Great and Powerful Trixie!
@Anonymous Trixie is not illiterate! And Twilight Sparkle has five friends! Trixie was just talking with about four of her friends not too long ago, and some of the group was missing!
@OctaviaAh yes, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie remembers that peasant, she pleased The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, but she will be put to banishment and imprisonment by the Queen and Overlord if she compares herself to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie again.
@Octavia Trixie has seen one of your performances, it was indeed fantastic! The Great and Powerful Trixie applauds your talent! Also don't mind my imposter!
@Anonymous Trixie will refer you now! Search the comments! http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/yes-that-is-mars-you-are-looking-at.html?commentPage=1
Even though you said those things, I'm... Flattered. Thank you.. For acknowledging my special talent, at least! *starts getting teary-eyed* Maybe you do have a good side to you after a- Wait, you'd.. Love... ME? *face flush* Ummm.. I've got to hit the boo- I mean, practice my magic!
@The Great and Powerful TrixieI can do anything better than the lesser trixie can, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie cannot be shown up by simple ponies like Twilight Sparkle, instead they worship The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, even Celestia and Luna fear The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's raw power
Oh Octavia, I loved your performance at Carneighgie Hall, you really should make a record ... If you have time I mean. I'm sure you're very busy, but I would just love to listen to your rendition of Suite No. 1 in G major every night before I go to sleep, It's so beautiful.
I HAVE STARED INTO THE FACE OF PURE UNBRIDLED AWSOMEITY AND MY EYES ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS GREAT BLESSING AND THEY ARE MELTING OUT OF MY SKULL AS I SPEAK! ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH! ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
... I was dared to do that by my mate.......... and I just made £20. Mwe he he!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie What can a lesser form of Trixie do that The Greater and More Powerful Trixie cannot do? nothing, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie was born with the greatest cutie mark, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie defeated a mature dragon, a hydra, and a manticore before breakfast.
@Twilight Sparkle Trixie said she would, not does! You are the only pony that can compare to Trixi so why not?
@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie Nopony is better than Princess Luna, Trixie's personal mentor! This supposedly superior Trixie is sounding familiar... Twilight Sparkle!
@Anonymous You wanted proof and Trixie provided it!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie You should not compare The Greater and More Powerful Trixie to that foal, that cretin couldn't even defeat Nightmare Moon without 5 other ponies and the elements of harmony, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie can do it by herself, and Luna is even worse than Celestia, but she IS rather........... acceptable to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie conquests, but The Greater and More Powerful Trixie doesn't need some 'alicorn' for her pleasure, as simply looking at The Greater and More Powerful Trixie fills one with unmatched pleasure.
@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie HA! Like Trixie would ever believe whatever some imposter says! Trixie has no doubt you're just Twilight Sparkle trying to make Trixie look like a foal again. Was ruining Trixie's career once not good enough for you?
Hey, GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE. Even though you might have.. sort of.. humiliated me, Rarity, and umm.. Applesmack at your stupid magic show (which needed to be about 20% cooler), our friend Twilight sure saved your flank when that Ursa Minor came and proved you weren't that Great and Powerful AFTER ALL! So, what do you think would have happened if Twilight didn't happen to come to save your flank in 10 seconds flat?! You owe her, TRIXIE!
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie believes that YOU are Twilight Sparkle, trying to do a publicity stunt so you can please The Greater and More Powerful Trixie better, but The Greater and More Powerful Trixie does not take happiness in such activities, come back to my castle, or you will face the consequences of making The Greater and More Powerful Trixie look in your general direction
@ULTRAMARIOX can even hack accounts, too, imagine the look on that foal face, when it realizes The Greater and More Powerful Trixie stole its precious account, but that is all it deserves for insulting The Greater and More Powerful Trixie on her own video.
@Rainbow Dash As Trixie said, if she had the knowledge on how to defeat the Minor beforehand then she would have done so herself! Trixie apologizes for not being an egghead alright?
@ULTRAMARIOX Trixie is unamused with your shenanigans. Though The Great and Powerful Trixie is flattered you'd try to copy her!
@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie Don't mind Trixie's rude imposter Twilight Sparkle. If you have something against Trixie then take it up with the REAL Trixie.
@Anonymous Why the spell that allows Trixie to visually illustrate her stories of course. Without it Trixie's stories wouldn't be as grand as they need be for a showmare!
@Twilight SparkleIgnore that lesser life-form, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is the only Trixie, if you can't even beat the Fake and Gay Trixie, you have no chance of ever defeating The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
@AnonymousI'm surprised anypony else even knows about Luna Game, I thought everypony knew about it, but most don't, but yeah, the OTHER Trixie did remind me of it.
@Twilight SparkleOh, the two of you have a truce? you'll need it to even be a nuisance to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, and I've been kicking Celestia's flank for almost 15 minutes now, what do you have to say to that, hmm?
@The Great and Powerful Trixie Fame breeds imitation. Maybe Luna could get them off Mars. Her magic has to be at least 5 times more powerful than ours.
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThen have at you!, oh wait you're too scared to even try to fight Twilight, you cannot even face The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's normal form.
Are you kidding me? "Psychotic Applebloom" still haunts me before I fall asleep at night. Can't get that horrible image out of my mind....And yet I always want to look at it again...Yeah, I need to stop looking up Creepypastas.
Speaking of which, now I'm imagining Trixie creepypastas. Do any of those exist out there? *Morbid curiosity*
If anyone thinks That REALLY is Lauren, either is stupid or knows it: 1.) If it was lauren faust then nick would be Fyre-flye 2.) Even if not, the name goes totally like black
@The Great and Powerful Trixie You would do best to not confront The Greater and More Powerful Trixie directly, so The Greater and More Powerful Trixie applauds you for your wisdom, but you are still in The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's shadow.
Hi Great and Powerful Trixie! I'm videomaster from Otaku Ascended. I simply think you are the GREATEST PONY EVER! Did you see my review of your episode where I say you are awesome!? DID YA?! DID YA!? DID YA!?
(Sorry everypony. Had to get that out of my system...)
ULTRA, You haven't watch the fourth or zero video yet of the Luna Game series? And by second do you mean the second Luna Game, or the second picture, which shows a Zalgofried Pinkie Pie?
@AnonymousI played 4th and 0, but they weren't that scary, if you want I can tell you the plot, I happen to know somepony involved with the creation, and the second game
ULTRA, I've seen all five games, as they were presented on YouTube, including both versions of Game 1. I even saw the version where the screen zooms in on Applebloom while blood splatters the screen. I have heard there's a plot, but I'm too terrified to watch them over again to try to figure out what it is. But yes please, lay it one me!
Please, as if I would EVER mistake YOU for Trixie. As a fan, my eyes could never be deceived by such a poor imitation. I was talking to the REAL Great and Powerful Trixie Thank you very much!
@AnonymousDespite being scared shitless right now, and seeing zalgo's everywhere, I'll tell you. Luna was at a party with her friends, in 0, when she was leaving, something completely sudden and creepy happenend, 1, then her world started breaking around her as more stuff happened, 2, Then she realized she was in a forest, and she commited suicide, and bleed out at the bottom of the pit, 3, and then she died, and was in 'Pony Hell' where she tied to escape the pain and darkness, but she inevitably couldn't and she reflected upon 0, before the events happened, and remembered her friends, and missed them. each game is not a sequel, but really shows more of what happened. like in three she jumped, in 4 she jumped and went to hell.
@Videomaster of Otaku AscendedThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie is much better than any plain Great and Powerful Trixie, as The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is much more powerful and glamorous and you are not allowed to touch me with your fat, white, american hands, only my lover- i mean Luna can touch The Greater and More Powerful Trixie.
@AnonymousNo, its been happening but I still feel the zalgo's, hear them, but until Luna Game was made, I didn't know what I was seeing, I just knew they were scary as shit, so thanks Luna Game, I guess.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie What is this nonsense, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie simply adores her cupcakes, but Pinkie Pie herself is a bit odd, I'll admit, but anyways, why hasn't Rainbow Dash been on here lately?
@ULTRAMARIOX How dare you tempt The Greater and More Powerful Trixie to watch something that causes lesser ponies to lose sleep? Get off of my page. NOW.
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"Magic shmagic. Boo!"
ReplyDeleteCongratulations everypony, Trixie is proud of you!
ReplyDelete@Lauren Faust
The Great and Powerful Trixie IS perfection! Trixie is the greatest, most powerful, and beautifulest unicorn in all of Equestria! Nopony will ever compare to Trixie! EVER! As for how Trixie is here and talking, well... never doubt the power of Trixie!
Is this really Lauren Faust? I find it hard to believe. O.O
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteU Mad? Trixie get's her own posts and you don't! Just proves Trixie is the best!
Rainbow Dash got her own post a while back.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteIdiots, Don't even know how to spell Pinkie Pie. -_-"
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteIrrelevant! Trixie is still best! The Great and Powerful Trixie is here now! Like the pinecones Rainbow Dash is a thing of the past!
These comments are delicious!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI'm not mad, apparently I have my own post a while back. *Someone want to link it?*
Anyways... "Magic shmagic. Boo!"
But... But we didn't even flesh you out as a character beyond your vanity and your magic show. And Equestria isn't real, YOU'RE not real... I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're a character in a children's cartoon that has somehow gained an audience much more vast than we anticipated. Not to say we didn't HOPE it would branch out or TRY to make it good enough for everybody to watch... Oh, I'm off on a tangent... I mean, I'm glad that you're... Real? Whatever you are, I'm at least glad you found some possible way to "Exist" as it were.
ReplyDeleteI guess " roleplaying is magic "
ReplyDeleteAnd wait... Rainbow Dash is on here too? How long has this been going on? How many more of you are there?
ReplyDeleteIf you really think that is Lauren you're plum stupid.
ReplyDelete@ Lauren Faust
ReplyDeleteThere is a Luna, Fluttershy, and a Derpy Hooves * should be ditzy doo * and Twilight Sparkle, maybe a Celestia... I know there is a trollestia.
@Lauren Faust
ReplyDeleteI've only been here for a couple posts.
If Trixie is real, I'm real as well.
@blakestar15
ReplyDeleteMeh, at least it's fun to watch. *Sips straw* You tell 'em Trixe! *Munches on popcorn*
@Lauren Faust
ReplyDeleteEveryone is on here. And the background ponies. And probably even some of the animals on the show. ;)
It's been going on since this whole thing started....
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteTrixie would like a link as well!
@Lauren Faust
Even if Trixie is a character as you claim, she is still The BEST and GREATEST character!
@ anonymous
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe thats actually her too, but I still would like to give her a shoutout!
@ asgard
ReplyDeleteIt is I do agree, especially when the characters do really good impressions.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteEeyup, fun to pretend that Lauren would actually come here.
Wow... Oh... OH! It's a perso- I'm just kidding, nice job Sethisto and, well, whoever it is that's Dash. ^_^ Thanks for the support! Bye!
ReplyDeleteAnd we've gone to RPing when I get back 70-something comments later. I don't know if I should be concerned or just embrace the madness.
ReplyDeleteWhat just happened?
ReplyDeleteTrixie is NOT Sethisto! The Trixie Seth plays is nothing but an imposter!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
Trixie demands you embrace!
Amateurs pull rabbits out of their hats.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie pulls HERSELF out of her hat.
Or one of those clones...
ReplyDeleteTrixie eats smores behind closed doors.... Trixie eats smores behind closed doors...
ReplyDeleteI still don't know what this all means!?!?!?!
Okay guys I found the link, It only took 20 minutes of digging.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/rainbow-dash-is-awesome.html
You're welcome.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteALRIGHT 8D
@Calnos
ReplyDeleteBest not to overthink it.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHa! As Trixie suspected that page is nowhere near as Great and Powerful as Trixie's!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYou are now officially 20% Cooler.
Well this thread went to Hell in a handbasket. O_O Tis wonderful, a insane Smores guy, Trixie, Rainbow Dash, and even Lauren Faust... Impressive feat for a post that was just a pic.
ReplyDeleteI welcome our new queen with open arms.
ReplyDelete@MrM7
ReplyDeleteAnd then THAT Trixie pulls herself out of a hat, then THAT Trixie pulls herself out of a hat, and then the universe folds into itself and implodes!
I, for one, welcome our new Trixie overlords.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie gladly accepts the titles of overlord and queen! You may refer to Trixie as such!
ReplyDeleteEpic pony troll face is trixie
ReplyDeleteI have a solution: PONIES.
ReplyDeleteCome on everypony, we're almost a fourth of the way to page three! Keep commenting!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHA! The only thing your post beats Rainbow Dash's post in is the amount of comments.
@Lauren Faust
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
@Rainbow Dash
So many spies, so little time and bullets...
@Not A Good Username 360
ReplyDeleteA threat against our queen! *jumps between Trixie and bullet*
Oh, reading these comments was great! Trixie is indeed pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteEh, might as well post a funny video for lols. And it might spread Umineko across the internet! ^_^
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx95_r2PWYA&feature=channel_video_title
Bullet as in gunshot or bullet as in a branched list?
ReplyDeleteSilly Seth. Trixie is for kids!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteTrixie received more comments without words to accompany a picture, obviously Trixie is better!
@Not A Good Username 360
The Great and Powerful Trixie is not a a spy!
Are you trying to seduce me, Trixie?
ReplyDeleteOkay I admit it! I also think Trixie is Great and Powerful!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteYes, but in rainbow Dash's post, She was described as awesome.
Your post lacks any description, so it is unclear of the intentions of the poster.
@Midnight Shadow
ReplyDeleteTrixie is also Queen and Overlord now!
@Ricky
The Great and Powerful Trixie never "tries" Trixie just does!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash needed a description because everypony would have been confused otherwise. The same cannot be said for Trixie however, everpony knew exactly what was intended just by the picture alone! Just look, everypony knows it is to show how Great and Powerful Trixie is!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteReally? You have to be great and powerful to lift a hat a few inches off of your head? Seems to me like magic even SNAILS could do.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie can perform many feats of magic, if Trixie was able to finish out the rest of her performance she would have proved her power!
We need a trixie banner!
ReplyDeleteThis poll needs a troll tag hehe
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteyeah well, all of this aside, I think you are a swell pony :P
You haven't actually been doing this since 5am, have you Seth? Please tell me that isn't the case.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Trixie is the best. After Luna.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteTrixie is more than just swell! The Great and Powerful Trixie is Great and Powerful!
@Anonymous
Are you referring to Trixie? TRIXIE IS NOT SETH!
One can never have enough Trixie. She came together very well as a character. Slick appearance, good writing, and the great job Kathleen Barr did lending her that voice. I hope to see her back again in some capacity or another.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteokay maybe swell isn't good enough, but I refuse to refer to you as "great and powerful".
how does nifty and cool sound?
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYou may refer to Trixie as Queen or Overlord if you wish!
You spin Trixie right round, baby. Right round, like a record, baby. Right round, round, round.
ReplyDeleteNo one cares about the "The Great and Powerful Trixie" because she has no description.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm so awesome, I get a description.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteNifty and cool is as high as I'll offer. Take it or leave it.
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteOr Trixie is just too awesome for words!
@Anonymous
Trixie would prefer you just call her Trixie then, The Great and Powerful Trixie refuses to have her title lowered to something so beneath her!
Only Sethisto could post a single, textless image and get nigh on 300 comments.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous I liked Krobo's version of Trixie that sang you spin me round too! ...she also said some other, crazy, stuff too though..
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteWhatever, I'll just call you by "Trixie". "Magic shmagic. Boo!"
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with that. I am a reasonable person. I apologize if I offended you.
@lamebunny True. I don't know about those sexual acts, but perhaps Trixie could release hit musical singles on the side for extra income.
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteSay what you want, Trixie is obviously superior to you!
@Anonymous
The Great and Powerful Trixie is also reasonable, all is well!
@ Queen Trixie, why Overlord? You're not a dude, are you?
ReplyDelete@Lazy Luna
ReplyDeleteThe name overlord commands power! That is all Trixie requires!
Wait.
ReplyDeleteI am confuz.
So... Lauren Faust has been here all along, or has just found out now?
Meh, I don't care because she is here now and this blog just became 20% cooler.
(I know it is old but... Shuttit!)
Trixie demands more comments! Keep them coming ponies!
ReplyDelete>>mfw over 200 comments.
ReplyDeleteTrixie is cool because blue is my favorite color....Yeah, I have nothing else to say.
ReplyDeleteALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Lauren for making my day a little brighter
The Great and Powerful Trixie is actually surprised that none of the important mane 6 have come to try and argue with Trixie!
ReplyDeleteCome clean, Trixie. You're actually the reincarnation of Sweetberry. The voice is too familiar.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltt4HlBjMnM
The proof is in the pudding/cake.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteThat's because you're not important enough for them to bother arguing with.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteBesides me, saying the same quote over and over.
"Magic shmagic. Boo!"
>>mfw people roleplaying as Lauren Faust
ReplyDeleteTrixie will confess to nothing!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOr they have no way to argue with Trixie, she is Greatand Powerful after all!
@Rainbow Dash
Trixie does believe she said any of the IMPORTANT mane six did she not.
Yes...yes she is.
ReplyDelete*Ahem*
ReplyDeleteMentlegen.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash is 20% cooler than you.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLies and blasphemy from this neigh sayer!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI agree with the "neigh sayer"
WTF lol ?? what is this heresy, thats not twilight !
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised and a bit disappointed.
ReplyDeleteNo retaliatory Rarity post yet? We are known to be patient and demure, but this injustice cannot stand! One thousand voices cry out from the darkness, seeking a savior in a single mod. We wait, Cereal. We wait, and we watch.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteMay I borrow your hat?
"This is Trixie! Rainbow Dash makes me cry!"
Um... Trixie? I may be wrong, but, uh, isn't Princess Celestia an Alicorn. I think maybe that might maybe make them more powerful than you. Though, uh, I'm not saying you're not great too though, but...um...she did create Equestria. You're uh, awesome too though I'm sure. I never saw your show because hummingway was sick with a cold, but I'm sure it was good.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteEh, we've stopped tryin' to reason with you Trixie, ain't worth the energy.
Oh snap.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHa don't make Trixie laugh! Rainbow Dash is nothing compared to Trixie!
@Fluttershy
True, but not including the Princesses, Trixie is the Greatest and most powerful!
@Applejack
Of course it's a waste of energy, there is no reasoning with the truth!
trixie, this song fits you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g
ReplyDelete@FluttershyNot even a Princess could match the RAW POWER of the Great and Powerful Trixie, after all, I AM the Queen and Overlord of Equestria
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking of that song too. But, it's kind of odd in context, of thinking of a pony having another horse who wins. There must be some kind of paradox in that.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie thanks you for the compliment!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
You again, Trixie thought she told you to scram! There is only room for the TRUE Great and Powerful Trixie!
@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDelete@Applejack
@Fluttershy
How can ponies other than unicorns type, by the way? Trixie, Twilight, and Rarity can use magic in some fashion and Spike has digits...
Do you ponies use some speech-to-text software or something?
Ugh, Trixie... I wish I didn't have to say this, but... Haven't you learnt anything during the Ursa Minor incident?! That aside, nopony has any right to claim superiority over other ponies, even IF they appear to have more talent in a particular area. Instead of boasting and bragging all the time, you should develop some sense of humility! Chances are, ponies everywhere will appreciate you that much more for it. Your Fai- *ahem*
ReplyDelete~Twilight Sparkle
Trixie! Thoughts on Twixie fanfics?
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteHa! Trixie has been in this argument before! As she said last time Trixie does not doubt she could have handle the Minor herself had she had the proper knowledge before hand like you did! Trixie does say however that you, Twilight Sparkle, cannot do anything without first consulting a book! The Great and Powerful Trixie has accomplished everything she has without the help of a book! Obviously Trixie is better!
@Anonymous
Thoughts on Twixie? Well if Trixie is to choose somepony to love she supposes it can be Twilight Sparkle. She is the closest to being as powerful as Trixie as anypony will ever get.
Caught yourself there didn't you twilight?
ReplyDelete@Dude
ReplyDeleteI have Angel type up things for me most of the time, but I have to proofread what he types because sometimes he's a bit, um, overzealous. For instance he wanted me to tell Trixie that her head's so far up her ... um something not nice... that her horn is poking her in the stomach, but I said "Oh no silly bunny, that's ever so rude."
Oh, Trixie. You are too awesome. You've even attracted the attention of your creator.
ReplyDelete@Ryuukasu
ReplyDeleteAs Trixie has said, she is PERFECTION!
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThis is not THAT old clone, this is a genetically superior Great and Powerful Trixie made with Rainbow Dash's feathers, so The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is 20% more Great and Powerful, and can defeat an Ursa Major in Ten Seconds Flat
ReplyDeleteMaybe Trixie doesn't consult books because she's illiterate? Of course, she would probably be too boastful to admit that. Twilight's knowledge can trump your magic any day. And besides--how many friends does Twilight have again? Compared to you?
ReplyDelete@AnonymousThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie has no need for friends, servants and slaves are good enough for The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI will admit, Trixie is pretty awesome. But this musician pony also commands a strong performance in awesome as well!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteNopony can be made better by feathers of some inferior pony! It's all smoke and mirrors with you. This Trixie will always and forever be the only Great and Powerful Trixie!
@Anonymous
Trixie is not illiterate! And Twilight Sparkle has five friends! Trixie was just talking with about four of her friends not too long ago, and some of the group was missing!
Prove it. Show me these friends of yours.
ReplyDelete@OctaviaAh yes, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie remembers that peasant, she pleased The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, but she will be put to banishment and imprisonment by the Queen and Overlord if she compares herself to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie again.
ReplyDelete@Octavia
ReplyDeleteTrixie has seen one of your performances, it was indeed fantastic! The Great and Powerful Trixie applauds your talent! Also don't mind my imposter!
@Anonymous
Trixie will refer you now! Search the comments!
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/yes-that-is-mars-you-are-looking-at.html?commentPage=1
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteEven though you said those things, I'm... Flattered. Thank you.. For acknowledging my special talent, at least! *starts getting teary-eyed* Maybe you do have a good side to you after a- Wait, you'd.. Love... ME? *face flush* Ummm.. I've got to hit the boo- I mean, practice my magic!
BYE!
@The Great and Powerful TrixieI can do anything better than the lesser trixie can, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie cannot be shown up by simple ponies like Twilight Sparkle, instead they worship The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, even Celestia and Luna fear The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's raw power
ReplyDeleteOh Octavia, I loved your performance at Carneighgie Hall, you really should make a record ... If you have time I mean. I'm sure you're very busy, but I would just love to listen to your rendition of Suite No. 1 in G major every night before I go to sleep, It's so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE STARED INTO THE FACE OF PURE UNBRIDLED AWSOMEITY AND MY EYES ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS GREAT BLESSING AND THEY ARE MELTING OUT OF MY SKULL AS I SPEAK! ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH! ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
ReplyDelete... I was dared to do that by my mate.......... and I just made £20. Mwe he he!
Yeah, I'm not about to go reading through 2681 comments just to find four "friends."
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie What can a lesser form of Trixie do that The Greater and More Powerful Trixie cannot do? nothing, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie was born with the greatest cutie mark, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie defeated a mature dragon, a hydra, and a manticore before breakfast.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteTrixie said she would, not does! You are the only pony that can compare to Trixi so why not?
@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
Nopony is better than Princess Luna, Trixie's personal mentor!
This supposedly superior Trixie is sounding familiar... Twilight Sparkle!
@Anonymous
You wanted proof and Trixie provided it!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie You should not compare The Greater and More Powerful Trixie to that foal, that cretin couldn't even defeat Nightmare Moon without 5 other ponies and the elements of harmony, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie can do it by herself, and Luna is even worse than Celestia, but she IS rather........... acceptable to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie conquests, but The Greater and More Powerful Trixie doesn't need some 'alicorn' for her pleasure, as simply looking at The Greater and More Powerful Trixie fills one with unmatched pleasure.
ReplyDelete@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHA! Like Trixie would ever believe whatever some imposter says! Trixie has no doubt you're just Twilight Sparkle trying to make Trixie look like a foal again. Was ruining Trixie's career once not good enough for you?
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHey, GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE. Even though you might have.. sort of.. humiliated me, Rarity, and umm.. Applesmack at your stupid magic show (which needed to be about 20% cooler), our friend Twilight sure saved your flank when that Ursa Minor came and proved you weren't that Great and Powerful AFTER ALL! So, what do you think would have happened if Twilight didn't happen to come to save your flank in 10 seconds flat?! You owe her, TRIXIE!
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie believes that YOU are Twilight Sparkle, trying to do a publicity stunt so you can please The Greater and More Powerful Trixie better, but The Greater and More Powerful Trixie does not take happiness in such activities, come back to my castle, or you will face the consequences of making The Greater and More Powerful Trixie look in your general direction
ReplyDelete@ULTRAMARIOX can even hack accounts, too, imagine the look on that foal face, when it realizes The Greater and More Powerful Trixie stole its precious account, but that is all it deserves for insulting The Greater and More Powerful Trixie on her own video.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree that The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is better than anypony else.
ReplyDeleteThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie is better than any stallion could ever be.
ReplyDeletewho is this The Great and Powerful Trixie? Is she any fun at parties?!
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteAs Trixie said, if she had the knowledge on how to defeat the Minor beforehand then she would have done so herself! Trixie apologizes for not being an egghead alright?
@ULTRAMARIOX
Trixie is unamused with your shenanigans. Though The Great and Powerful Trixie is flattered you'd try to copy her!
Aww hell yeah, I like The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's SHIT its better than Celestia's
ReplyDeleteDo you not see The Greater and More Powerful Trixie has enough magic to steal 5 accounts to fuel The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's army?
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful TrixieI am amused by your shenanigans, but I hate your imposter, she's gayer than Rainbow Dash's Candy Vag (RDCV for short)
ReplyDeleteAll The REAL Great and Powerful Trixie can see is somepony doing as Trixie has said, and getting Trixie to a third page of comments!
ReplyDeleteTRIXIE IS THE BEST PONY. Right next to Twi and Dash. I love this "Ask the Great and Powerful Trixie" post. Thank you, Trixie!
ReplyDeleteOh Seth.Why do you post these?Trixie's head is big enough without these.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to explode if you keep this up.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteSo Twilight Sparkle makes her appearance at last!
@Twilight SparkleHow dare you insult The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's honor, for that, you must DIE!
ReplyDelete@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteDon't mind Trixie's rude imposter Twilight Sparkle. If you have something against Trixie then take it up with the REAL Trixie.
What's your favorite magic spell, Trixie?
ReplyDeleteCUPCAKES...?
ReplyDelete@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie Get off this page, even Rarity has more magic than you
ReplyDelete@AnonymousMeh, Luna Game tasted better
ReplyDelete@Spike (with a wingboner) Ha, what is this The Greater and More Powerful Trixie dont even?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWhy the spell that allows Trixie to visually illustrate her stories of course. Without it Trixie's stories wouldn't be as grand as they need be for a showmare!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI can sympathize with you on the imposter side of things.
And I do believe our truce is still in effect is it not?
That the Luna Game is. But, when one of the Trixies said "DIE," that was the first thing that popped into my mind.
ReplyDelete@Twilight SparkleIgnore that lesser life-form, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is the only Trixie, if you can't even beat the Fake and Gay Trixie, you have no chance of ever defeating The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDelete@AnonymousI'm surprised anypony else even knows about Luna Game, I thought everypony knew about it, but most don't, but yeah, the OTHER Trixie did remind me of it.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteThat is is, considering some ponies are still on mars... As for the imposter, it's bound to happen is it not?
@Twilight SparkleOh, the two of you have a truce? you'll need it to even be a nuisance to The Greater and More Powerful Trixie, and I've been kicking Celestia's flank for almost 15 minutes now, what do you have to say to that, hmm?
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteFame breeds imitation.
Maybe Luna could get them off Mars. Her magic has to be at least 5 times more powerful than ours.
@The Great and Powerful TrixieThen have at you!, oh wait you're too scared to even try to fight Twilight, you cannot even face The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's normal form.
ReplyDelete"Great and Powerful" you maybe, darling, but that ensemble is a major fashion faux pas. Purple is SO last season.
ReplyDelete@ULTRAMARIOXThe OTHER Trixie? oh, you refer to the Fake and Gay Trixie, I presume?
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? "Psychotic Applebloom" still haunts me before I fall asleep at night. Can't get that horrible image out of my mind....And yet I always want to look at it again...Yeah, I need to stop looking up Creepypastas.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, now I'm imagining Trixie creepypastas. Do any of those exist out there? *Morbid curiosity*
@RarityOh Hi Rarity, I wasn't talking about you, not at all.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteThat is does, and we have rescue on the way so we're fine!
@Rarity
Then perhaps you can make Trixie a new outfit?
@RaritySo this is the ugly pile of horseapples that the baby dragon mentioned, hmm? The Greater and More Powerful Trixie challenges you to a duel!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone thinks That REALLY is Lauren, either is stupid or knows it:
ReplyDelete1.) If it was lauren faust then nick would be Fyre-flye
2.) Even if not, the name goes totally like black
@AnonymousThat picture haunts me, even now, but the second and third, are pretty creepy as well.
ReplyDelete@Twilight SparkleMy magic is at least 10 times more powerful than Luna's, how else do I pin her down.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie You would do best to not confront The Greater and More Powerful Trixie directly, so The Greater and More Powerful Trixie applauds you for your wisdom, but you are still in The Greater and More Powerful Trixie's shadow.
ReplyDeleteTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Running Glomp Tackle*
ReplyDeleteHi Great and Powerful Trixie! I'm videomaster from Otaku Ascended. I simply think you are the GREATEST PONY EVER! Did you see my review of your episode where I say you are awesome!? DID YA?! DID YA!? DID YA!?
(Sorry everypony. Had to get that out of my system...)
@Bill ClintonI thought I was the only former president/brony, welcome to the herd
ReplyDeleteULTRA, You haven't watch the fourth or zero video yet of the Luna Game series? And by second do you mean the second Luna Game, or the second picture, which shows a Zalgofried Pinkie Pie?
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHopefully no Xenomorphs stow away on the ship.
@Videomaster of Otaku AscendedI have no need for fat losers such as you, get outta my sight before I turn you into a cactus.
ReplyDelete@AnonymousI played 4th and 0, but they weren't that scary, if you want I can tell you the plot, I happen to know somepony involved with the creation, and the second game
ReplyDelete@Videomaster of Otaku Ascended
ReplyDeleteTrixie hasn't seen it, sorry...
@Twilight Sparkle
Let's hope not, everypony would not be happy after everything we went thorugh...
@Twilight SparkleYou talking 'bout me!?
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ReplyDeleteULTRA, I've seen all five games, as they were presented on YouTube, including both versions of Game 1. I even saw the version where the screen zooms in on Applebloom while blood splatters the screen. I have heard there's a plot, but I'm too terrified to watch them over again to try to figure out what it is. But yes please, lay it one me!
ReplyDelete@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeletePlease, as if I would EVER mistake YOU for Trixie. As a fan, my eyes could never be deceived by such a poor imitation. I was talking to the REAL Great and Powerful Trixie Thank you very much!
@Rarity
ReplyDeleteThen The Great and Powerful Trixie will be sure to thank you as needed should you find time.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteBe interesting though.A new species to study.
Fluttershy could probably tame them.
She can tame anything...
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ReplyDelete@Spike (with a wingboner)
ReplyDeleteum ok
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
Perhaps when busy schedule permits I will see what I can stitch together.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie will admit, sometimes this Fluttershy can... disturb Trixie...
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteShe disturbs all of us at times.
Pinkie is still scarier though.
@AnonymousDespite being scared shitless right now, and seeing zalgo's everywhere, I'll tell you. Luna was at a party with her friends, in 0, when she was leaving, something completely sudden and creepy happenend, 1, then her world started breaking around her as more stuff happened, 2, Then she realized she was in a forest, and she commited suicide, and bleed out at the bottom of the pit, 3, and then she died, and was in 'Pony Hell' where she tied to escape the pain and darkness, but she inevitably couldn't and she reflected upon 0, before the events happened, and remembered her friends, and missed them. each game is not a sequel, but really shows more of what happened. like in three she jumped, in 4 she jumped and went to hell.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteTrixie only thinks that this Pinkie Pie is just too hyper active. Somepony needs to watch her sugar intake.
That does make sense, in a creepy kind of way. And sorry for making you see zalgos everywhere. :(
ReplyDeletemaybe he's trying to tell us something...
ReplyDelete@Videomaster of Otaku AscendedThe Greater and More Powerful Trixie is much better than any plain Great and Powerful Trixie, as The Greater and More Powerful Trixie is much more powerful and glamorous and you are not allowed to touch me with your fat, white, american hands, only my lover- i mean Luna can touch The Greater and More Powerful Trixie.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
Although the opposite could be said of Rainbow Dash.Extreme Narcolepsy.
@AnonymousNo, its been happening but I still feel the zalgo's, hear them, but until Luna Game was made, I didn't know what I was seeing, I just knew they were scary as shit, so thanks Luna Game, I guess.
ReplyDelete@AnonymousThey all are.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie What is this nonsense, The Greater and More Powerful Trixie simply adores her cupcakes, but Pinkie Pie herself is a bit odd, I'll admit, but anyways, why hasn't Rainbow Dash been on here lately?
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteSo is this a case of opposites attract? Trixie will admit to seeing them together quite a bit...
ULTRA, please stop trying to scare me. Seriously please.
ReplyDelete@The Greater and More Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, you lost my interest when you WEREN'T the Great and Powerful Trixie. The BEST pony... to EVER LIVE! *Fireworks*
...Wait I don't have fireworks, what the hay?
@ULTRAMARIOX How dare you tempt The Greater and More Powerful Trixie to watch something that causes lesser ponies to lose sleep? Get off of my page. NOW.
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