Friday, July 1, 2011

Afforementioned Facebook Page Surprise Updated

Updates below!

Well, that was kind of disappointing.

I dunno whether this is the surprise they were talking about, but it was indeed an update to the page itself and not anything earth-shattering. I was kind of hoping it would be something totally awesome like a full-size Rarity plush doll that I could cuddle while I sleep. It would be the most comfortable pillow ever because Rarity is basically a marshmallow anyway. Oh, and it would have talked, too. You squeeze the hoof and she'd say something hilarious like, "not that hoof! I just had it manicured!" And if you squeezed it again she'd be all like, "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?" in that crazed I'm-going-to-kill-you voice.

But then you'd put on her included super-fashionable hat and she'd forgive you. You could even wear the hat because it's a pony hat and therefore too big for them anyway. It would even come with a bow, because Rarity always looks better with a bow.

Sigh.

The point is I would have totally bought that. And so would you. Get on it, Hasbro.

*Looks like the actual surprise has yet to come!*-Seth 

From the facebook page: You guys have some great ideas ;-) The fun starts a few days from now. Here's a hint, it's Facebook related!

65 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some day, some day...

Anonymous said...

FURST LOOOOOL

Anonymous said...

Cereal. Look in the comments. The MLP page says that the surprise is yet to come.

/thread

PlateofJo said...
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Anonymous said...

disappointing indeed... I was hoping for an early release of season 2.

Anonymous said...

i dont really mind if this is the "big suprize" or not, and to many comments below mine, bitching about it doesent help

Anonymous said...

Also I thought I'd be first... and apparently so did lots of other people.

James said...

Ya know Velocity, I might give EvilSugar on dA a call and make her produce one of those. As a prototype so to say... :3

Anonymous said...

Giant fluttershy plush? I would be complete.

BagOfChips said...

This surprise needs to be about 20% cooler. First to say that!

PlateofJo said...

Trolololololol Rarity Plushie? Hasbro will release a Trixie Doll before they even think about Rarity

Blaze said...

@Anonymous


As would I, Anon. As would I.

Saint Dane said...

"You squeeze the hoof and she'd say something hilarious like, "not that hoof! I just had it manicured!" And if you squeezed it again she'd be all like, "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?" in that crazed I'm-going-to-kill-you voice."

Oh my God
OH MY GOD
YES YES HASBRO DO THIS PLEASE
ALL OF MY MONEY, JUST TAKE IT

DareDreamer said...

So much for "fan"-tastic...

Anonymous said...

I too dream of such a Rarity plush...

Someday Cereal... Someday.

Flutterfan said...

Hasbro doesn't want my money.

A Vulture with a Tophat said...

What happens when you spank her flankand call her a dirty mule?

ShadowFox04 said...

What colour bow would suit Rarity best. I'm thinking somewhere along the Purple-Red scale?

Also, I'd probably be tempted to buy a Fluttershy Plush... Preferably life size... I'd like a real life Fluttershy.

Fleymevas said...

Summer fun? Time on the beach?

I'M IN OKLAHOMA. I'M ABOUT AS FAR FROM THE BEACH AS YOU CAN GET.

GlaDOS said...

Surprise!

I lied, there is no surprise!

B-Man said...

Cereal, you're such a lovable dweeb. XD

I must agree that Rarity looks awesome in a bow, by the way.

Jonathan said...

This is probably not it.
They said:
"Gosh, the excitement is amazing! We're working on something exciting for Facebook which should be up and running next week ;-) We have a little something fun coming later today too!"

Shadowdemon137 said...

Y'know, these pictures could be amazing. Like, pictures of the new season, pictures of the episodes. Just got to wait and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

>It would even come with a bow, because Rarity always looks better with a bow.

I instantly thought about this:
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/29896

Ivan2294 said...

Summer fun? I live in Texas.

We don't have a summer, we have unbearable hell all year round, the closest we have to "Summer" by normal standards is Winter.

Anonymous said...

A life size fluttershy plush would be awesome. I would hug it till the stuffing fell out.

Bakphoon said...

DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED! THIS ONE ISNT THE SUPRISE...

THE REAL SURPRISE STILL COMES "SOON"

http://i.imgur.com/OiOoB.jpg

Jonathan said...

They also said:
"You guys have some great ideas ;-) The fun starts a few days from now. Here's a hint, it's Facebook related!"

Ivan2294 said...

@Jonathan

That doesn't help at all. Facebook-related = such atrocities as Farmville and those stupid quizzes.

SlyWit said...

Bwa! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

(Trollestia strikes again?)

Jonathan said...

@Ivan2294I'm just quoting them to prove that this is not the surprise that Seth has mistaken it to be.

Razor921 said...

Why settle for a Rarity plush? I want full-sized plushies of the entire mane cast.

Anonymous said...

@Razor921
Why settle for THAT? I won't rest until we have genetically engineered every character in the show and terraform Mars to become NEW EQUESTRIA.

Anonymous said...

Pillow that whines whenever you squeeze it, isnt really the most ideal ...oh..

Anonymous said...

@A Vulture with a Tophat
Two weeks later you are found in a dumpster.

Eddie Perkins said...

Thank god you didn't imagine the life size Rarity pillow saying "Gently please!" I'd have had to pull chair's eject handle.

Anonymous said...

That's...nice. :)

(although, that does mean more official art)

Star Winged Brit said...

I have to agree Cereal Rarity does have the most awesome freakouts of all the mane cast.
Case in point for non-belivers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD9geusvFeA

xXMelibarXx said...

I'm suspecting a facebook app of somekind.
Maybe a game? Or could it be something that relates to us fans for awesome stuff.
Hmmmmm......

Anonymous said...

son, i am disappoint.

LuLz said...

They sure use a lot of emoticons for a company...they're not too serious are they?

Anonymous said...

cereal you describe my life right there

smx said...

can someone link me to that facebook page?

Anonymous said...

Littletigger likes ponies? Fuck yea!

Anonymous said...

"I was kind of hoping it would be something totally awesome like a full-size Rarity plush doll that I could cuddle while I sleep. It would be the most comfortable pillow ever because Rarity is basically a marshmallow anyway. Oh, and it would have talked, too. You squeeze the hoof and she'd say something hilarious like, "not that hoof! I just had it manicured!" And if you squeezed it again she'd be all like, "WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?" in that crazed I'm-going-to-kill-you voice.

But then you'd put on her included super-fashionable hat and she'd forgive you. You could even wear the hat because it's a pony hat and therefore too big for them anyway. It would even come with a bow, because Rarity always looks better with a bow.

Sigh". best blog EVER

Anonymous said...

Rarity's not even my favourite, but what Cereal just described was bloody magical. Not to mention hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I NEED TO TYPE IN CAPS SO EVERYONE WILL READ THIS. THIS ISN'T THE SURPRISE. IT HAS YET TO COME. LOOK
http://i.imgur.com/OiOoB.jpg
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Wheelworld said...

>This isn't the surprise

>Surprise is still Facebook related

:(

Randomjack said...

Ponyriffic photo each month...

Hate to say but....I get about 50 of those daily from DA and drawfriend.

Anonymous said...

@RandomjackBut will it blend anyways it really isn't official (even though i just screencap XD) but thats all i can do to counter argue XD

Bakphoon said...

Im happy, at least someone noticed me :P
even if he is a jerk

Aquaman52 said...

I just read another Cereal-sponsored Rarity ramble. It will be at least five minutes before I can bend this grin off my face.

Anonymous said...

MLP: We have a suprise for you!
Bronies: :(
MLP: Do you not like the suprises we make for you?
Bronies: It needs to be about 20% cooler.

Artrageous said...

A Rarity plush would be awesome.

New official artwork sounds cool. It might be some season 2 designs. I'd find that interesting.

Facebook related... possibly a game or a fan forum? Cool, I guess, but I don't want to have to join Facebook to enjoy. If it's contest give-aways, I need a buddy!

Tears of a valedictorian said...

Cereal, that made me laugh out loud, on my own, on a packed train at one in the morning. Never has a Rarity body pillow sounded like such a basic human right.

Anonymous said...

Life sized fluttershy plushie cool add a fleshlight and im sold

Anonymous said...

they need a life sized wire frame dash plushy with closeable eyes. Cuddling with my plastic rainbowdash is nice, but it's kinda hard and creepy when is just stares at me.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping that the pictures are previews from season 2.

ProfesorRod said...

PONI FACEBOOK GAEM??????

Anonymous said...

They're gods at making the show

They're horrible at making surprises lol...

My disapointment is now 20% disapointer

Chase said...

"Deploying surprise in 5, 4, 3, *beep*
Time out for a second. That wasnt supposed to happen. Do you see that thing I just posted? What is that? Its not the surprise."

But I realllllly hope its a pony facebook game, I would totally be all over that!!

Anonymous said...

@ShadowFox04 a good color would be a yellow or yellow-orange in order to be a compliment to her violet-dominant motif. Simple color theory

feather said...

facebook related?

not interested.

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