Saturday, June 4, 2011

Pinkie Pie is a Britsh Spy

How else could this be explained?  Pinkie Pie did it.

She broke the 4th wall, and is fixing our world with cupcakes.

Small arms factories will soon be converted into giant ovens, filled with all sorts of delicious baked goods.

Scientists working on tomorrow's technological breakthroughs in weapon technology will be re-assigned to creating the perfect cake batter recipe.  

It will be glorious.

Anyway, you can find the real news article here

70 comments:

Anonymous said...

wait... cupcakes = peace?

Kill me, I'm a PONY said...

Giant ovens + Cupcakes Pinkie = BAD

Anonymous said...

God bless you Miss Pie

For Princess and Country!!

Anonymous said...

Dear god, WHAT DOES THAT RECIPE CONTAIN?!?!

Campinpony said...
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Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
"All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch

Baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your fill-a!

Cupcakes – so sweet and tasty
Cupcakes – don't be too hasty
Cupcakes – cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!"

Asgard314 said...

Pinkie has broken the fourth wall and she's British? O.O This should be interesting...

On a serious note, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to hug whoever it was on the hacking team who decided to put a cupcake recipe instead of some propaganda! That's just AWESOME!

Roman500 said...

Is Pinkie making the terrorists bake cupcakes really that good of on idea? What or who are they making them out of? Will we have to genetically trace the cupcake...residue back to the factories they were harveste...cooked in?

Crazy Brony said...

lol thats a great troll.

Nullh said...

She bakes, she sings, she cracks terrorist cells with recipes.
What can't she do?

Xeonneo said...

Pinkey Pie likes her cupcake batter shaken, not stirred.

Eclipse said...

The ironic thing is the bomb recipe would provide ingredients for her cupcake recipe...

...wow, I'm a dick today, aren't I?

Don_ko said...

Now terrorists are just 20% more deadly.

Anonymous said...

Inb4 "THAT PINKIE IS A SPY!"

Hail the Pink One said...

Yes! The stars are aligning! Watch as the prophecy unfolds! Soon all will hail the Pink One. All!

Anonymous said...

Of course what immediately came to my mind was replacing terrorist videos with episodes of the show. then bam, world peace via mass bronyfication.

T.O. Brony said...

Just one small thing, those aren't sprinkles...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

YES!!!! If anyone here has ANY connections to any hackers or government agencies, please pass that idea along!!!

Anonymous said...

U mad Al Qaeda?

Anonymous said...

i wonder if the hacker was a brony... yes i read the article

Anonymous said...

maby she mixed the recipies up

"on a side note, pinkie pie's newest recipie destroyed half of pony-ville"

Anonymous said...

I'm Bronied.

The first thing I thought of when I heard this on the news Friday morning was Pinkie Pie and "CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES!"

Inspectornills said...

That just proves that ponies are changing the world one thing at a time. Awesome!

Lagomorph said...

Pinkie Pie, stopping terrorists one cupcake at a time.

PaladinDrakkenwolf said...

Next, instructions on how to assemble a cake launcher.

Adrian Brony said...

all you gotta do is take a cup of petrol , add it to the mix. then just a little something active not a lot of acid just a pinch. making these cocktails is such cinch add a tablespoon of potassium chlorate. add a little sugar and soak it into a towel and you never get on fire.

molotovs, so hot and burny
molotovs, don't need no journey
molotovs, molotovs molotovs molotovs!

Adrian Brony said...

yeah... that kind of sucked...

kriss1989 said...

I'll drink to that victory! Skol!

Luna said...

I saw that yesterday on iO9 and thought the same thing, though then didn't mention the British.

ToonNinja said...

@Adrian Brony
Yeah, needs a little work. Also, no way should all of that go into a Molotov cocktail.

Anonymous said...

wow,wow,wow. Britain authorized an extra 500 million pounds ($815 million) in funding on cyber-related projects? and Prime Minister David Cameron and U.S. President Barack Obama also pledged to work more closely on cyber research? So let me get this straight..... governments are spending large amounts of currency on this kind of stuff? What the f***?

Zarkanorf said...

SECRET PONY MARE~
SECRET PONY MARE~
WE'RE BAKING YOU SOME CUPCAKES!
SO YOU CAN GO SAVE THE DAY~!!

Adrian Brony said...

@ToonNinja

it's a chemical molotov. you put sulphuric acid in with the petrol, soak a paper towel with a mix of potassium chlorate and sugar then dry it and wrap it around the bottle, cap the bottle, and then instead of dicking around with lighting a rag and setting your arm on fire, the sulphuric acid will react with the special paper towel and ignite the cocktail on impact.

Sir Leadhead said...

@Anonymous

Government funded trolls

A side note, though, computer security really is a large national security issue. We're basically fighting off today's hackers with Cold War defensive technology. It's about time for an upgrade, I say, and if that upgrade includes cupcakes, more power to em!

Press said...

Finally, cupcakes will return to being seen as the instruments of peace (and not murder) they truly are!

...I'm hoping for too much, huh. :/

Anonymous said...

CRAP!!!
I have to notify MI6 now!
Agent Pink needs to be recalled!

Anonymous said...

And now someone have to write a James Bond crossover!

"Appletini... shaken not stirred." :D

Naxts said...

Is it weird that I care more about the fact that we now know Pinkie is British?

ToonNinja said...

@Adrian Brony
Huh. I didn't think setting your own arm on fire was that big of a problem.

Adrian Brony said...

@ToonNinja

no, you've only got a gasoline soaked rag rubbing against your arm in the heat of combat and an open flame in close proximity.

Adrian Brony said...

@ToonNinja

plus it's faster to just throw it. and people can't see where it coming as there;s no flame to warn them. and it can't be used to find your position.

Springtime Blues said...

Awesome I contrabuted something to someone!

In other news, I'm way happier about possible government bronies and Pinkie Pie being a spy (Oh Rainbow Dash you were way off...) than I am about that whole Olympics thing.

Springtime Blues said...

Just saw the James Bond thing, Cell(Troll)estia needs to be M.

Tekaramity said...

Yeah, when I saw this story, I immediately thought of Pinkie Pie. =) Kudos, Pinkie. Kudos.

Anonymous said...

There's more terrorism taking place in this page than in those corrupted pdf files right now.

I'm looking at *you*, AdrianBrony.

ToonNinja said...

@Adrian Brony
Fair enough, I suppo— wait. Did we just have a discussion about the proper ingredients for homemade incendiary devices on a website about ponies?

...Eh, I've had worse.

Anonymous said...

british spies getting shit done like a boss

fucking kudos

Anonymous said...

If any spies are reading this, why not put FiM episodes in vid embeds where they usually post their anti-western video rambles and rants? I'm sure that will mellow them out.

Though I'd refrain from using any reference to cutie mark CRUSADERS, savvy?

Anonymous said...

Or better yet, instead of resorting to physical torture if captured, why not have them listen to 24 hours of Pinkie songs, Winter Wrap-Up and At the Gala?

I'm sure not only would they crack, but they'd convert to bronydom!

XD

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that the recipe was "All-American Cupcakes - the best cupcakes in America". Pranks like this are so bloody typical of the Brits.

Anonymous said...

It was Madame le Flour!

ProfesorRod said...

Are you sure this is the right reci-

OUI, ZAT IZ CORRECT, MADAM

Thesyn said...

GO PINKIE GO! WHOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

I thought the same when I saw that article.

>mfw most of the comments in there are about Pinkie Pie
>mfw I have no face

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Well, not most, only 2. Meh.

Anonymous said...

OH NO OUR FEARS HAVE COME TRUE!!!

Daichi said...

Well, this is certainly an explosive development.

Those cupcakes must be the bomb.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, there are 10,000,000 Pinkie/Trollestia troll attacks pending...

Anonymous said...

@ a href #c8267656252801039167 >Adrian Brony /a>
Seriously, guys, lets NOT have bomb recipies on a website about Ponies. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

For Princess and Country!

Present Perfect said...

Imagine my surprise this morning when this was on the front page of my newspaper! The cupcake shop whose recipe they used isn't that far from me!

ActionScripter9109 said...

Wow. I heard about this, and I thought of Pinkie Pie as well!

Also, Adrian Brony, I kind of wish I knew you in IRL now. You have a wicked molotov recipe and (I'm guessing) plenty more of that type of knowledge. [No! I never said any of that!]

Anonymous said...

PINKIE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Anonymous said...

Make cupcakes not war.

Anonymous said...

Needs more baking soda.

Anonymous said...

Lol, Bronies in MI6

Anonymous said...

Peace
Bronyhood
Unity

Peace through Ponies. Peace through superior friendship.

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