Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Introducing: The Emergency Pony Supplement

There will always be neighsayers to science, but they will never succeed in stopping the train that is progress. Today we are proud to introduce Equestrian Innovation's first product specifically for humans/especially adventurous ponies.

You can find the new commercial after the break! 




90 comments:

zZDarkMemoriesZz said...

Awesome.

Also, inb4 first.

~Dark~

TenchiFreak5 said...

"And an inhaler. For your lungs."

Perfect.

Anonymous said...

These keep getting better and better.

For Science! ...and friendship too!

Sigil said...

I laughed so hard at the wing bondage kit!

Anonymous said...

Lolwut

Anonymous said...

Side effects may include mild to moderate death.

Affixiation said...

Just get me a syringe filled with pony so I can inject it directly into my veins!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Narwhals' Bend said...

I think I just experienced mild to moderate death

Jim Prower said...

Cereal Velocity...

or Cave Johnson...

Who do I send my money to?

mykowskis said...

"Mild to moderate death"...?
I'll take 10.

Fluttershy said...

Mild to moderate death? Lmao, if you die you die! This is genius!

Xeonneo said...

"Dangerous psychoactive drugs"
I'm listening..

Anonymous said...

I NEED THOSE PILLS!

Cereal Velocity said...

inb4 obligatory PILLS HERE joke.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant,Pony pills better than Vicodin

S.Aura Knight said...

And Cereal proves that he can be the greatest pony ever. What number should I call for that wing bondage set- I mean for the Emergency Pony Supplement? I need to know so I can order a few hundred kilos of the stuff.

BagOfChips said...

Other ones were much funnier... :/

Storm Vision said...

On the one hoof, I'm confused. Why would I want to be discreet about my pony fix?

On the other hoof, I'm confused. I already see rainbows and have an urge to deliver letters. Has Cereal been testing on me?

Anonymous said...

...I'VE GOT THE URGE TO DELIVER LETTERS. WHAT DO I DO TO CURE THESE SIDE EFFECTS!?

C4-Hertz said...

Seeing rainbows is a side effect?
HELLS YEA

Chris Lowrey said...

Shut up and take my money!

I don't care about these so called "side effects"! I need my pony fix now!

Quicksilver said...

Great news, everypony! It also comes as a suppository!

Anonipony said...

Well, Rarity *is* the best pony ever..

Amorphic said...

Well as long as it is only mild death I think I'll be okay.

Anonymous said...

Is this... Supposed to be a Portal reference? Because if it is, I don't like it one bit. |:

GabuEx said...

Aww, you totally should've edited the nutrition facts on the bottle; I zoomed in in 1080p expecting to find an Easter egg, but sadly, none were forthcoming.

Oh well. Still awesome!

Anonymous said...

Mild to moderate death?

I'll take all three!

bobbin the unicorn said...
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bobbin the unicorn said...

clearly Cereal is related to Cave Johnson
just watch next he will invent combustible apples

Frubban said...

Edded to wishlist for my birthday: My First Wing Bondage Kit™

Frubban said...

@Frubban

Added*

I love these videos. <3

Anonymous said...

Is that really you Cereal?

Cereal Velocity said...

@Anonymous

It is.

A friend of mine did the voiceover for the news segment, but the rest is me. Including the live-action.

Anonymous said...

Nah a syringe full of ponies and I'm good to go ..
'I feel another rainboom coming'

Anonymous said...

Seth is stealing your news again, I see. Posting your product commercials, and a video of the news about your news. Cereal, I, for one, respect a ponies right to their amazing news.

Anonymous said...

I have a good hunch the secret ingredient is ecstasy. I mean the only way to convert human amounts of love into pony sized amounts is through E.

*i can feel the pizza sauce between my toes*

Anonymous said...

PILLS HERE

Phoe said...

I desire that wingbondage kit. For... science. Yes. For science.

Anonymous said...

@Cereal Velocity

5:41 Inquisitive Anon here;

Thanks for the quick response, I subscribed to both you and Sethisto, I had no idea you had youtube accounts! (I should pay more attention, considering I've watched videos both of you have posted)

Be prepared for the massive subscription amount/channel views jump.

Gnollbard said...

Heh... "My First Wing Bondage Kit."

That's gonna have me giggling all night.

Cereal Velocity said...

@Anonymous

Seth just made one to post the commercial. Mine was mostly dormant until pony, so there's some extra stuff I've done over the years hidden in there for anypony who's interested.

Also yes, my email is currently... very busy.

Frubban said...

@Phoe

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if the next fanfic posted on here is a borderline clopfic about that kit. ._.

Anonymous said...

Mild to moderate BANISHMENT TO THE MOON!

Vimbert the Unimpressive said...

Mild to moderate death. ...What does "mild" death even LOOK like?

Anonymous said...

Clever, but it could have been a bit shorter...

Anonymous said...

All right, this is driving me nuts. What's the video on Channel 42?

Anonymous said...

@Phoe

Phoe, sometimes you scare me...

I'll be expecting a full scientific analytical report on the merits of the wing bondage kit by Thursday.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

It's an excerpt from Kroboproductions' (Now currently known as Dikekike) YTP called "Friendship is Magnets".

Anonymous said...

/r/ing L4D pills being reskinned with "Pony PEELZ"

Narwhals' Bend said...

So Cereal, you did this right? Would you mind if I wrote a fic about the bondage kit and Equestrian Innovations in general?

Cereal Velocity said...

@Narwhals' Bend

Weren't you already doing a fic about the blog authors?

Narwhals' Bend said...

@Cereal Velocity
It was mostly chiselite's and he hasn't updates it in forever.

Anonymous said...

The bondage kit was kinda funny, but the rest of the vid was sorta lame.

Cereal Velocity said...

@Narwhals' Bend

Well, yes, in that case, I have no objections to such a fic.

Narwhals' Bend said...

@Cereal Velocity
Awesome. There probably won't be any mention about any blog authors. Maybe just a description of some ponies hanging around or something at most.

Better_MixMaster said...

I want that cable provider dammit! All channels are either ponies or static.

Laurence Brown said...

And to think that poor Charlie Sheen only has tiger's blood. Obviously, once I have my bloodstream pumped full of PONY I'll be way cooler than he in.

Chance of moderate death vs. lack of new pony for months still? Sounds like six of one, half a dozen of the other to me! And hey, the perfect way to convert some asthmatic friends of mine too! Just switch inhalers on them, and have an episode ready to place in front of them! Viva world domination! Viva Equestrian Innovations!

Monix said...

mfw me and Cereal just confessed our love for each other on youtube

Ironlenny said...

@Vimbert the Unimpressive

Mildly dead isn't as bad as moderately dead, which isn't as bad as mostly dead.

Ironlenny said...

@Jim Prower

Send your money to Cereal Johnson.

Marcoooootje1 said...

This is what tv will be like in 10 years.

Don_ko said...

How can I Purchase The Wing Bondage Kit?

Present Perfect said...

"Mild to moderate death".

That's all I really need to know.

7heSama said...

Ahhhhh hahahahhahhah, that was funny. ha.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I've always felt that my lungs needed more Pony.

Anonymous said...

Innovative
(HuffytheMagicDragon)

Luna said...

Discretion...
Oh right, some You are more scared of someone learning something new about you than of that dark spirit, Night Mare, possessing my sister and destroying Equestria...
Oh, humans and their jumbled priorities...

Flaskgarg said...

I'll take three of The wing Bondage Kit, and a years supply of Emergency Pony Supplement.
I am very rough you know...

SomeGuy said...

Mild to moderate death? Is that the difference between exploding once and exploding twice?

Karhs said...

Urge to deliver letters, seeing rainbows, mild to moderate death, I don't see the problem.

Fire2box said...

Wing Bondage Kit. LOL

Anonymous said...

"Mild to Moderate Death"? That's a heck of a side effect...

Anonymous said...

can somepony help me with my wing bondage? i bought extras.
sweet picture btw.

live-action remote clicking was... lame. sorry dude.

Rydel said...

Side effects include Mild to Moderate Death?

Are they an Aperture Laboratories subsidiary?

Tosxychor said...

Side effects include:
- Urge to deliver letters
- Seeing rainbows
- Mild to moderate death

You're too good Cereal.

Largefish10 said...

@Anonymous

everythings better with science *laughs insanely*

Anonymous said...

LONG LIVE EU!!!

Anonymous said...

I want the Pony HD channell...

Firleycat said...

A cream? Now that is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if you could put it in the form of a suppository, It could sell better.

Anonymous said...

Cereal, we all love you bro XD "may include side effects-
...
-mild to moderate death"
lolwut?

Keep these videos coming, we need them in this drought.

cameronstalker said...

"My First Wing Bondage Kit" laughed so hard at that

Chocolate Splash said...

I need that wing bondage kit o_o

Anonymous said...

[Months later, the Pony Supplement was created, improved upon, made safe, and sold for profit legally by Blueblood Mesa]

Hm. Better get back to work on that Pony Protector Wrap made of flexible carbon nanotubes, Equestrian Innovations...

KillJoyNation said...

PILLZ HERE! sorry had to do it. :P

Knifepony said...

Grabbin Pillz. Louis. Pills. Peels. Banana Peels. Skin. Feelin Nice. Bondage. Phoe. Equestria Daily. Current banner for equestria Daily. Cereal. Seth. Cheese. Potatoes. Portal. Team Fortress 2. Gabe Newell.

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