Awesome.Also, inb4 first.~Dark~
"And an inhaler. For your lungs."Perfect.
These keep getting better and better.For Science! ...and friendship too!
I laughed so hard at the wing bondage kit!
Side effects may include mild to moderate death.
Just get me a syringe filled with pony so I can inject it directly into my veins!
I think I just experienced mild to moderate death
Cereal Velocity...or Cave Johnson...Who do I send my money to?
"Mild to moderate death"...?I'll take 10.
Mild to moderate death? Lmao, if you die you die! This is genius!
"Dangerous psychoactive drugs"I'm listening..
I NEED THOSE PILLS!
inb4 obligatory PILLS HERE joke.
Brilliant,Pony pills better than Vicodin
And Cereal proves that he can be the greatest pony ever. What number should I call for that wing bondage set- I mean for the Emergency Pony Supplement? I need to know so I can order a few hundred kilos of the stuff.
Other ones were much funnier... :/
On the one hoof, I'm confused. Why would I want to be discreet about my pony fix?On the other hoof, I'm confused. I already see rainbows and have an urge to deliver letters. Has Cereal been testing on me?
...I'VE GOT THE URGE TO DELIVER LETTERS. WHAT DO I DO TO CURE THESE SIDE EFFECTS!?
Seeing rainbows is a side effect?HELLS YEA
Shut up and take my money!I don't care about these so called "side effects"! I need my pony fix now!
Great news, everypony! It also comes as a suppository!
Well, Rarity *is* the best pony ever..
Well as long as it is only mild death I think I'll be okay.
Is this... Supposed to be a Portal reference? Because if it is, I don't like it one bit. |:
Aww, you totally should've edited the nutrition facts on the bottle; I zoomed in in 1080p expecting to find an Easter egg, but sadly, none were forthcoming.Oh well. Still awesome!
Mild to moderate death?I'll take all three!
clearly Cereal is related to Cave Johnsonjust watch next he will invent combustible apples
Edded to wishlist for my birthday: My First Wing Bondage Kit™
@FrubbanAdded*I love these videos. <3
Is that really you Cereal?
@AnonymousIt is. A friend of mine did the voiceover for the news segment, but the rest is me. Including the live-action.
Nah a syringe full of ponies and I'm good to go ..'I feel another rainboom coming'
Seth is stealing your news again, I see. Posting your product commercials, and a video of the news about your news. Cereal, I, for one, respect a ponies right to their amazing news.
I have a good hunch the secret ingredient is ecstasy. I mean the only way to convert human amounts of love into pony sized amounts is through E. *i can feel the pizza sauce between my toes*
I desire that wingbondage kit. For... science. Yes. For science.
@Cereal Velocity5:41 Inquisitive Anon here;Thanks for the quick response, I subscribed to both you and Sethisto, I had no idea you had youtube accounts! (I should pay more attention, considering I've watched videos both of you have posted)Be prepared for the massive subscription amount/channel views jump.
Heh... "My First Wing Bondage Kit."That's gonna have me giggling all night.
@AnonymousSeth just made one to post the commercial. Mine was mostly dormant until pony, so there's some extra stuff I've done over the years hidden in there for anypony who's interested.Also yes, my email is currently... very busy.
@PhoeYou know, I wouldn't be surprised if the next fanfic posted on here is a borderline clopfic about that kit. ._.
Mild to moderate BANISHMENT TO THE MOON!
@Frubban*opens Google Docs*
Mild to moderate death. ...What does "mild" death even LOOK like?
Clever, but it could have been a bit shorter...
All right, this is driving me nuts. What's the video on Channel 42?
@PhoePhoe, sometimes you scare me...I'll be expecting a full scientific analytical report on the merits of the wing bondage kit by Thursday.
@AnonymousIt's an excerpt from Kroboproductions' (Now currently known as Dikekike) YTP called "Friendship is Magnets".
/r/ing L4D pills being reskinned with "Pony PEELZ"
So Cereal, you did this right? Would you mind if I wrote a fic about the bondage kit and Equestrian Innovations in general?
@Narwhals' BendWeren't you already doing a fic about the blog authors?
@Cereal VelocityIt was mostly chiselite's and he hasn't updates it in forever.
The bondage kit was kinda funny, but the rest of the vid was sorta lame.
@Narwhals' BendWell, yes, in that case, I have no objections to such a fic.
@Cereal VelocityAwesome. There probably won't be any mention about any blog authors. Maybe just a description of some ponies hanging around or something at most.
I want that cable provider dammit! All channels are either ponies or static.
And to think that poor Charlie Sheen only has tiger's blood. Obviously, once I have my bloodstream pumped full of PONY I'll be way cooler than he in.Chance of moderate death vs. lack of new pony for months still? Sounds like six of one, half a dozen of the other to me! And hey, the perfect way to convert some asthmatic friends of mine too! Just switch inhalers on them, and have an episode ready to place in front of them! Viva world domination! Viva Equestrian Innovations!
mfw me and Cereal just confessed our love for each other on youtube
@Vimbert the UnimpressiveMildly dead isn't as bad as moderately dead, which isn't as bad as mostly dead.
@Jim ProwerSend your money to Cereal Johnson.
This is what tv will be like in 10 years.
How can I Purchase The Wing Bondage Kit?
"Mild to moderate death".That's all I really need to know.
Ahhhhh hahahahhahhah, that was funny. ha.
Hmm, I've always felt that my lungs needed more Pony.
Discretion...Oh right, some You are more scared of someone learning something new about you than of that dark spirit, Night Mare, possessing my sister and destroying Equestria...Oh, humans and their jumbled priorities...
I'll take three of The wing Bondage Kit, and a years supply of Emergency Pony Supplement.I am very rough you know...
@Narwhals' BendI approve.
Mild to moderate death? Is that the difference between exploding once and exploding twice?
Urge to deliver letters, seeing rainbows, mild to moderate death, I don't see the problem.
Wing Bondage Kit. LOL
"Mild to Moderate Death"? That's a heck of a side effect...
can somepony help me with my wing bondage? i bought extras.sweet picture btw.live-action remote clicking was... lame. sorry dude.
Side effects include Mild to Moderate Death?Are they an Aperture Laboratories subsidiary?
Side effects include: - Urge to deliver letters - Seeing rainbows - Mild to moderate deathYou're too good Cereal.
@Anonymouseverythings better with science *laughs insanely*
LONG LIVE EU!!!
I want the Pony HD channell...
A cream? Now that is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if you could put it in the form of a suppository, It could sell better.
Cereal, we all love you bro XD "may include side effects-...-mild to moderate death"lolwut?Keep these videos coming, we need them in this drought.
"My First Wing Bondage Kit" laughed so hard at that
I need that wing bondage kit o_o
[Months later, the Pony Supplement was created, improved upon, made safe, and sold for profit legally by Blueblood Mesa]Hm. Better get back to work on that Pony Protector Wrap made of flexible carbon nanotubes, Equestrian Innovations...
PILLZ HERE! sorry had to do it. :P
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