Deep within the Ursa Major cave of the Everfree Forest, where the legendary Great and Powerful Trixie resides with her galaxy bear slaves, this weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION... AND CREATION was forged (Via several black holes all orbiting one another) out of an OMEGA Dragon's Hide, and studded with pure adamantium taken from a pocket dimension filled with creatures that could survive a thousands years at the center of earth.
You call that a runon sentence? I SAY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.
But seriously, this thing is awesome. Thanks to Leathercraft Pony over on ponychan.
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34 comments:
Badass.
I enjoyed the description more than the pictures.
Pretty cool, I wonder how long it took Seth to think of that introduction.
how fast can I buy one of these? We require more Trixie merch. MUCH more!
What about Pinkie?
I lol'd
thats cool me want one^^
The description caused a giggling fit for a few minutes. Then it became badass. I need two of these. Maybe even three.
All in favor of making Seth write the episode summaries for Wikipedia next season, say aye.
@Aquaman52
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Aye. xD
Anyway, that's pretty awesome. Yet another potential unofficial product.
...Ya know, I think if Hasbro would sell half the stuff we're getting from unlicensed sources, they'd be rich.
~Dark~
You're a pretty good salesman, Seth.
Damn. Saw the entry title. Thought it was about a rock band.
Cool band, but still.
that description sounds like something Saxton Hale would write. and you know, i think he would somehow, deep down, be a brony.
@zZDarkMemoriesZz
I just hope Hasbro doesn't crack down on all of this unofficial merch. It's better than quite a bit of their goods, though (PINK Celestia?? No classic AJ hats? Tsk, tsk to the toy store owners who drive this corruption). I mean, the only reason we can see episodes on Youtube is because Hasbro makes their money from the toys. If we take that away, manure is going to hit the fan!
That description is definitely going in the books.
Me jelly...
I want galaxy bear slaves...
Sethisto-just-got-the-biggest-boner.txt
Where can a pony purchase this incredible Great and Powerful work of masterpiece for them-self?
Want... Want... WANT!!!
How can I purchase a band such as this for my own needs?
Whoa... I had no idea a brony band could generate such eloquence. O_O Thanks, Seth ;)
... I WANT ONE
Just not Trixie.
But what happened to the Rarity One? it was pretty cool, only if there where for all of them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GesUqna5H64&feature=player_detailpage#t=924s
For some reason I heard that text in Ultimate Warrior's voice in my head.
I was expecting a music band called Trixie or something.
It needs to be about 20% more power.
i'd totally buy it.
shit, can someone email hasbro already? we have to get some of the wonderful merch we have mass produced
So...anyone else read this in the Ultimate Warrior's voice?
I don't get it, whats with Trixie fandom? She's arrogant,snobby, egotistical, and a brat that DESERVES TO BURN IN A FIRE.
@Anonymous There appears to be some NEIGHsayers within the crowd.
In all seriousness, there's the possibility that she's just like that due to a past traumatic experience which forced her to overcompensate.
I don't think pristine means what you think it means.
Dragon Balls?
Thor's hammer?
Castle Grayskull?
The Triforce?
Powerthirst?
Who need's 'em when you've got the power of THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE going through your veins at 25 MILLION MILES AN HOUR!?
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