She hired Derpy to get everyone off the moon.....
Looks like we just have to wait it out until a real tech support pony comes around to fix this mess!
(Thanks to Harrison for the banner! It was a competition one! NOW back to bed!)
Monday, May 23, 2011
131 comments:
I suggest Doctor Whooves for help.
Oh, wonerful...the banner has been derped!
It's okay Luna we all make mistakes in trusting Derpy with computers
Oh great. Now we're stuck on the moon, AND the universe just crashed! Way to go, Derpy...
Derpy Hooves, master programmer.
Best banner ever.
Keep this banner, please.
So glad I'm on earth now in my indestructable crash proof bunker. My minions will have to check on the rocket launching shark experiments though to see if they are doing fine.
Love the banner, specially how it turned that meteor spell into pillows thanks for that =D
I have a felling getting us down from the moon might take longer than expected.
Why didn't I take the blue muffin?
x()~
Who needs a Proper Pony Programmer? We've got Derpy's muffins to fix everything.
I wonder if those binary numbers on the background say something.. i KNOW they must say something!
Oh dear god, Derpy, GET AWAY FROM TECHNOLOGY!
...Good job breaking it, Hero!
XO
-"DEEEEERPYYYY!!"
*everyone laughs*
*cue ending credits*
01101101 01110101 01100110 01100110 01101001 01101110 0111001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110000
yes! they said something *victory dance*
Oh, dear...
Sorry, I'm still stuck at the whole "we tripled activity since season 1 ended." o.0
I was sort of joking about the whole 7mil by the time I woke up, since it was only a few hours. I won't underestimate the power of bronies and their viral friendship again!
Derptavia. <3
01000110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 00100001
MUFFINS!!!!!
Poor Derps, I'm sure if she had proper training she would be great tech support.
ROFL
muffins derpy hooves herp derp
Derpy always forgets to watch the muffin crumbs, but I still love her.
Wow.. I really love how you put those banners togheter!
Must say tho, I long for more random polls :3
Lucky we don't need oxygen right!?
...
Right?
GO TO BED SETHISTO!
Best banner so far.
also.. Derpy has broken the fucking moon!
We still love you, ditzy!
Hooray for Derpy! We're not on the moon anymore! ....Not sure quite where we are, but it's not the moon, and that's a damn good start! Thanks, Luna!
Nice banner. But, c'mon, even Derpy wouldn't use Comic Sans.
'Oh God'? Shouldn't that be 'Oh Celestia/Luna'?
@Stargazer
I would.
The banner code inside the banner: BANNCEPTION!
@Stargazer
That's just how much she Derped. She was so bad at coding, the font automatically changed to Comic Sans.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!! *Angry Hoof-Fist Shake*
So Derpy speaks in binary?
Oh she just left a div open. Honest mistake.
Derpy can talk in machine code?
In b4 Glados and an equestria wide conspiracy.....
/tinfoil hat
Well, I guess it's time I started investing in slipgate technology...
Muffins!
Remember who fixed stuff for the site last time Derpy was hired for an IT job. That's right, a Trixie banner is up next. Calling it now.
The muffins are NULL
HOLY CRAP GREAT MY BANNER IS ON THE WEBSITE! GOOD LORD
wait, are we still on the moon or are we in cyber space now? if we're in cyber space then...
Tron bikes active! :P
Narrator: Everypony was trapped in the moon except derpy...
Me: Hey! Hey derpy! I have a muffin!
(I got to earth in while she was trying to get the muffin in my hand)
Me: Aaaaaaaaaawww Yeeaaaaaahhh!
Sad that the banner link inside the banner didn't actually go anywhere. Inception fail.
Or possibly Yappy fail, who knows.
For anyone who's asking, the binary in the background says
"derpy hooves muffins derp herp herp derp you actually took the time to translate this derpity derp herp muffins"
Nice job, Harrison!
http://2.blogspot.com/A34iZ5IQQ/TbdWhoMffinhazI/DEEEEEERP+Y/mufnzLOLf4BSLM/s1600/15154%2B-%2elbow%2Derpit%2Derptavia.png
It won't let me see it.
It began.
I accidentaly the whole banner
I get the feeling that returning to Equestria will involve a crash landing.
Wait a mi-How did the space zeppelin end up back on the Moon?! It was this close!
Ditzy, noooooo!
Decoding complete. The binary in the background says the following with obscured or partially obscured groups as �:
muffins derpy hoove��muffins de��y hooves h���in derpi���erpin herp���you actua��� took the t��e to trans��te this muf�ins derpy ���ves muffin��derpy hoov�� herp derp�derp herp muffins derpy hooves muffins herp derp
Muffins?
Muffins.
Whooo! 7 mil!
If we fill in the holes we will get this:
muffins derpy hooves muffins derpy hooves herpin derpin herpin herpin you actually took the time to translate this muffins derpy hooves muffins derpy hooves herp derp derp herp muffins derpy hooves muffins herp derp
Dear Princess Luna,
Thank you! After spending several hours yesterday. dragging and stacking moon rocks with my mouth in a terrible attempt at building some sort of moon house, I realized that I had no food! So, I spent the remainder of the day watching other ponies gallivanting around, and then went to sleep.
Upon waking up, hungry like you wouldn't believe, a small portal thing opened up briefly and spat out three dozen muffins. Huzzah! Now I can keep myself fed for at least a week!
Honestly, if you could just send me something to drink now, I'd be okay with just staying here for a bit. I mean, we are talking about the best excuse to miss work ever! (Sorry boss, I'm stuck on the moon!)
Your faithful follower,
Laurence Brown
Wait... how did Seth put up a banner from the competition? All the submissions go to CV's email, and he alone will pick the top 3.
Also if this WAS in the running for the competition, does that mean there's only 2 spots available now? :(
No, thanks. I like the moon.
You know it's always night on one side?
So awesome.
I'm a Tech Pony! Still in collage for it, but almost done!
/)^3^(\
THIS STAMENT IS... FALSE.
dont think about it.
dont think about it.
dont think about it.
dont think about it.
Oh, Derpy! At least, I have some Muffins to Eat Now! ^^
Well...the moon isn't that bad I supose. Derpy better give me some bucking muffins for this, though
This... This is not how I expected everypony else to get off the moon... I already left with Fluttershy and Twilight, but still...
...So, how is she going to free everypony again? A muffin staircase?
I don't think the incepted / embedded PNG URL is actually legit, but for those banging on it, careful of the font's ambiguities. Anon said above:
http://2.blogspot.com/A34iZ5IQQ/TbdWhoMffinhazI/DEEEEEERP+Y/mufnzLOLf4BSLM/s1600/15154%2B-%2elbow%2Derpit%2Derptavia.png
But look closely at the 0s (as in s1600) and also the lowercase T (not a plus sign). The leading hyphens after the domain are also confusing, I'm not sure if there should be two but the URL for the banner's PNG itself does have one. The %2's in the file name also seem bungled. They would make more sense if they were all actually %2B's.
I've tried all of these permutations and still had no success, anyway.
I thinking Derpy did a fine job.
I tried to hire this 'Great and Powerful Trixie', really I did, but she was more expensive than my three bit weekly allowance could afford.
Dammit! Now I can't use Derpy in my banner! I'll have to start over!
@Luna
Really?
I get 3500bits a month to continue my studies,as well to feed myself,spike and Owlowicious.
Celsetia's being a bit stingy isn't she?
theres a crazy bearded man on the moon yelling about some bite marks in some crystals of his, hes been throwing fireballs and lightning at everything o_0 ooh he broke open that vending machine .. I ... I cant the wrapper with these hooves >_<
Muffin?
@McGack Oh, just bite it open you wuss.
Not gonna lie. Derpy did helluva better job than I could've
*blinks* oh...yeah
So Fluttershy...
I know you might not be comfortable speaking about it, but... I have to ask, what exactly happened to your ex?
Oh, I.. mm...my ex... boyfriend you mean? I hope you don't mean husband I've never been married as of yet.
Of course... But if you aren't comfortable talking about it, I'm okay with that.
Well... I'm really not, but I guess I should tell you something after all.
Well, he was one of the Wonderbolts. Dash knew him from somewhere.
During one of the shows that they put on, he caught a gust of wind and was sent spiraling towards the ground. He umm.. *snif* didn't survive the fall. I don't know if I should've called him my ex though
I-I'm so sorry...
I suppose I should tell you the truth as well. There was somepony I loved before you, Nightwhisper. She was the sweetest pony I had ever met, and that made losing her all the more painful...
It's the reason why I haven't been on a real date for a year or two. Even since the accident I just haven't felt the same around anyother stallions before.
Oh.. oh gosh I'm so sorry for your loss.
Got it: Line up all remaining Bronies in the outline of a Muffin on the Moon.
Princess Derplestia will Awaken, and bring the Chosen to her side, to be forever under her gazes.
The worst part is that I'm the reason she died... I could have prevented it, but I was too weak, I was too cowardly! I couldn't even protect the one pony I loved more than life! Yet they expected me to protect an entire kingdom? I felt so lost... so alone... I couldn't even bear to speak to anypony else for months... Until the princess assigned me to protect the Elements of Harmony, and I met you...
Oh, oh gosh that must've been horrible to bear that weight alone.
Do you not have anyponyelse to help you protect the kingdom, you're not on a umm squad [couldn't think of a better word remit a better one if you can think of one]?
QSA: Well, I guess if anyone could find a way off it would be Derpy. We Autistic people have a way with computers, its just people that confuse us... >.>
No, I'm the head of clandestine operations, I work alone. She and I were assigned to work together on a mission to the East. After months of work, we were finally returning home when one night, we were ambushed by Manticorns. We escaped, but we had missed one of them. In the middle of the night, it snuck into our camp and exacted it's revenge. If I had just been faster, if I had just been stronger, I could have stopped it... I tried everything to revive her, but It just wasn't enough... I-I made a little garden for her. She always said that when we got home and settled down that I'd have to make her one...
It... It feels good to talk about this, but I don't think I can talk about it anymore tonight. Good night Fluttershy.
[I'm off for the night. I've got finals until Thursday, so you might see me less until then.]
[gosh that last part almost made me cry, really hope this gets turned into something else.]
Oh yes, I forgot sorry.
S-S-She was your partner too, oh, oh, oh my that would have been just terrible to have gone through.
How long ago has it been, if you don't mind my asking? Sorry to bring up the past, I can understand if you don't want to go on about her
@Torrential Rains
[aww :( well, I work nights. But I'm off Wednesday. Not sure on your schedule. Weekends I work afternoon into the evenings so maybe then. Hopefully we can see this through. Till then. :) ]
Not to worry everypony, the Doctor has arrivied! Now if you could all just gather 'round the TARDIS, I can expand the temporal-diplacement field to a large enough area to bring everypony back to Equestria at once. Just a moment (runs into the TARDIS, several clicks and whirls are heard, then a loud CRASH) Noo, no no no no no, easy girl, EASY. (More banging and crashes are heard, smoke begins to bellow from the bottom of the doors. The doors swing open, black smoke pouring out, red-organge flames can be seen in the interior of the craft.) Change of Plans everypony, just a small delay on the rescue, heh heh ^_^;
Oh, it's fine Doctor. There's nothing to do up here but wait anyway-
[Sorry about leaving so abruptly. Actually, Thursday is only a half day for me, so I'm basically free 24/7 after Thursday morning. Man, Blogger is spazzing out on me today...]
No, it's fine, it's fine.
It's been almost two years now.
I was planning on visiting her garden for the day we were going to be married, but given what's been going on these last few days, that's probably not the best plan.
Nopony wants to thank me for making the effort to dechiffer the binary code in the background of the banner?
*sniff*
[whoops sorry about that, I have about an hour to spare then i need to get dinner and get ready for work]
[oh and another thing aren't you still on the run from the guards?]
[We'll just assume I evaded them for now. Also, I'll get to work on the storyboard while you're at work. When do you think you'll be back on?]
[storyboard? maybe around 12:30 a or 1 A EST not sure what time zone you're in]
Well, would you mind if we both went a visited her garden together?
T-Thank you, that would be wonderful. I'm sorry if it seems like I still love her. I know she would want me to move on, but I feel like if I did, I would be betraying her memory. I-I'm afraid Fluttershy. Not for myself, but for everypony else. What if I can't save them? What if I can't save you?
It's completely understandable, I still have some feelings for [insert wonderbolt pony name here]
Don't say that, you wouldn't be betraying her memory, she'd want you to be happy. Not replaying what you didn't do right. That's no way to live your life.
You, must try. Not worry if you can't believe that you can.
I know otherwise, but at least to me, forgetting about her would be the final insult to her memory. I mean, I've already failed to save her life, now I can't even protect her memory?
[on a side not, I have about 45 minutes till i need to go get dinner and get ready for work. I'll let you know when I need to run]
[Ok]
B-but you aren't forgetting about her, would she not want you to be happy? Would you not want her to do the same if had been you instead of her?
You are protecting her memory, in this garden and at her grave and everytime you remember her and the times you spent together.
T-Thank you Fluttershy. After everything we've been through, even at the darkest of times, you've always been there, caring for me. I will never forget her, but I will never stop loving you. *Kiss*
[I just realized something. We need a title!]
You're welcome Torrential my love [maybe sweet sounds better, not sure here] and you have been right there with me always watching over, even when nopony knew you were there.
*kiss* I will never stop loving you, never forget.
[well, we can throw something around once this is all done and written up. That should be the least of out worries at this point]
I never intend to.
[True, true. Perhaps somepony reading this can give it a shot?]
You make me such a happy pony Torrential :)
Well, shall we head back to my house?
[oh I have Displays email, I can send it to you. I forwarded him the doc]
Sure! I can't stay long though, those guards will eventually make their way back here, if somewhat tattered from my little escapades.
[Great, now we just need to get a hold of Twilight and TO...]
[yes I saw her last night, but it was late and never thought to say anything.]
B-b-but must you leave so soon? Can I atleast make you something to eat? You must be starved. Please sit down for awhile and I'll fix you something.
Well, I've never been one to turn down a good meal!
[I just forwarded you a mail from Display, including his email as well. By what I skimmed through he seems to have some ideas for out project]
Good, let me head over to the kitchen. Please sit down at the table over there. It won't be long.
[got about 5 - 10 minutes before I need to go. Hopefully we can continue this later. If not another day is fine. I need to read through the mails I've since received and see where i can aid this along more]
[See ya tomorrow? Like I've said before, after Thursday morning, I'm free 24/7 until mid-June.]
[yep and I just emailed you the same message too.... oh well. My schedule varies week to week. I know I'm off tomorrow and off next Monday. But that's all I can say right now.]
[wait wut
Was the comic in the future? Return trip hasn't quite happened over heers.]
@Heireau
[Lolwut]
@Torrential Rainsi am so confuze
{Me too. Oh, wait, what's this... An RP topic just for us? http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/twilight-and-fluttershys-rp-post.html
ME GUSTA.]
@Torrential Rains
[talk about showing support for the project. We're xtra special. yay!]
[I'm so sorry! This is T.O,, I'm using an Anon. tag because I just can't seem to get into my account here. It's quite an inconvenience and I'm sorry if I made you worry...
Wow...that actually sunded a lot like Flutters...]
@Anonymous
[did Major Rains get ahold of you? If not send me an email and I can update you. It's in my description here.]
[Cool, I can do that! Here's hoping, at least!]
[I'm really sorry about this, but I can't send your reply. I honestly feel terrible about it... that's the absolute truth, no word of a lie.]
@Anonymous
[????? ummm email is fluttershypony@hotmail.com if you're having fits copying it. Please try again, you're the last I needed to get ahold of for our story.]
[cool! I'll do that!]
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