Sunday, May 15, 2011

Hey! Everypony!

Click past the page break for some hot, steamy clopfiction!








Just kidding. I posted Scootaloo.

126 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gentleponies, I fear weve been scootaloorolled.

Robin said...

You're a silly pony ;)

Daffodil said...

At first I was disappointed.

Then I was okay with this.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping for something funny,thanks for that,I was kinda freaked out after reading horror storys.

Dash said...

Scootaloo is fine too.

Anonymous said...

I hate Scootaloo, and the other CMC as well.

prower42 said...

Oh Cereal, you silly pony...

Dash said...

@Anonymous

They hate you too.

Anonymous said...

*clopclopclop*

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
You mean Scootarolled.

Sigil said...

LOL XD And I thought I was sleep deprived.

Anonymous said...

Wait, you're telling me this isn't prime, grade A clopfic?

kwj said...

so i'm not the only one at this hour in ED YAY¡¡¡
also scootaloo is win

Anonymous said...

IS TIME FOR SCOOTABUSE TIME!!!!

Anonymous said...

I can't clop to............ never mind.

Fire.Esper said...

The quality of posts on this blog has really gone up recently.

Sheepdog said...

Was this trip really necessary?

Anonymous said...

Paraloo'd . . .
Dammit.

Bejoty said...

Get back late, just heading to bed, hear my phone vibrate, slightly intrigued by the obviously deceptive Twitter push notification, frustrated at now being fully awake, then seeing Scoot..

Suddenly, I am okay with this B)

Goodnight, Cereal.

Torvan said...

I have been trolled. And for that I am glad. (also yay scoot!)

Anonymous said...

/r/ extended 1 hour version

Lurks-no-More said...

I *knew* it'd be something like this, and yet I clicked. :D

Caboose said...

@Anonymous
Giggle at the ghosties, after all! =D

Kits said...

"Click past the page break for some hot, steamy clopfiction!
Just kidding. I posted Scootaloo."

>implying this isn't clop worthy?
Challenge Accepted

Anonymous said...

This needs to be a meme. Scootarolling.

Anonymous said...

i thought it was gonna be trollestia...

Anonymous said...

@Lurks-no-More

You and me both. You and me both.

Anonymous said...

I'LL SHOW YOU SETH

I'LL CLOP TO THIS ANYWAY

AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Kennet Brent said...

@Anonymous

I also thought this was gonna be some trollestia...

Lily Surette said...

How sick! To clop to a minor! D:

Pinkamina Diane Pie said...

I was actually really glad this wasn't a clopfic. I knew it wouldn't be, which is the only reason I clicked on it. I don't really like clopfics.

Beese said...

I can clop to this.

Pegasi said...

Cereal I am dissapoi....
Oh, nevermind ;) *hug*

Anonymous said...

Myomyomyomyomyomyomyon, we meet again. It's been a while. I see you've brought a filly with you this time. First it was that pink pony, now you're inducing seizures after you've pulled them in with your addicting myo's. I'm onto you.

MissingUsername said...

So, does this count as filly porn? Oh god, I can hear the police sirens now. Chris Manesen knows what I've done.

Pangolynn said...

Hey look, the worst nyanyanyanyanyanyanya vid on the internet.

Anonymous said...

the fact that i clicked read more meant that somewhere in me, i wanted to see that clopfiction.

now i am scared

Anonymous said...

I clicked because I was expecting something like this.

I am pleased.

Anonymous said...

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaa wher is my clopfic o nvm uuuuuu nyan cat i have watch it for 3333,9 sec when i start trowing stuf at my screen aaaaaaaaaaa the horror headache

www.nyan.cat

Anonymous said...

Son, I am disapoint.
MLP RULE 34 RULEZ!!!

Sethisto said...

One of these days I'm going to upload a full on clop fic just to see how many of you read it.

chiselite said...

@Sethisto

I've got a fic just for the occassion!

mimezinga said...

scootaloo? that's not how you spell "just kidding i posted pinkie pie"!

Anonymous said...

>Past the page break for clopfic
>clopfic
>Cereal Velocity

Nice try Cereal, but everybrony knows you keep the hottest steamiest clopfics for your own private collection!

Da Chi said...

AAAAAAnnd Seizure over.
Thanks Cereal!

Anonymous said...

Icanfaptothis.jpg

halofan01 said...

Bit of a entrance edit, and it's already posted to the Escapist FIM community chat.

crazyredemu said...

I was worried that ED got hacked or whatever...by someone familiar with the lingo...It's early cut me some slack!

Anonymous said...

I was kind of hoping for a clopfic...
But this works too.

Anonymous said...

and then cereal was fired

Anonymous said...

Cereal you sick pedo! How could you clop to Scootaloo? She's too young...

Narwhals' Bend said...

A filly is fine too.

Retl said...

Not one of my favorite characters, so it took me a while to get going. After they did *that* it started getting really good and I had a fun time. *Clopclopclop*


Also, Cereal, cool as you are... That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.

CogWeaver said...

The one thing that freaks me out about this is the above comments, and how they're split up to either:
1 - "Thank Celestia it's not really a Clopfic"
or
2 - "Eh, I can still clop to this: I don't have much else to do anyways"

I have a baaaad feeling about this community's future internal structure...(even if that second one was in joking, I bet there's still some that *weren't* joking)

Anonymous said...

@Sethisto

DO IT.

HolySparks said...

If this one has already 60+ comments, I wonder when they go "surprise clopfic!" on us.

Anonymous said...

@Sethisto

DO IT FGT!

Cyberfox said...

@Pinkamina Diane Pie
That's pretty much the same thing I thought, and I'm glad I did.

It needs to be about 2,000% longer, though.

Firleycat said...

Damn, I came here wanting to read some clop fiction for the first time but all I get is Scootaloo.

Still beats being Rick-Rolled though.

Narwhals' Bend said...

@Sethisto
I go to Equestia After Dark sometimes.

pollardy said...

scootaloo why'd it have to be scootaloo

Anonymous said...

*press play*
*ears first second of the video*
*facedesk*

Anonymous said...

So we just got scootafooled right?

StreakTheFox said...

@Sethestio
Can I be the author of said clop fic? :D

Anonymous said...

I feel trollested.

Zarkanorf said...

Cereal Velocity, in his own right, is a clopfic.

Kill me, I'm a PONY said...

@Sethisto

Is said clop fic going to be posted as something else (possibly by getting permission by one of the multi-part writers to upload it (temporarily) as a chapter in their story)? For teh lulz?

Anonymous said...

...

Okay.

Anonymous said...

scootaloo is my favourite touhou.

RedEnchilada said...

I clicked just to see what you were going to put up instead.

Needs moar autoplay.

Anonymous said...

Tastes like Epilepsy.

Narwhals' Bend said...

I'm ready for some hot, steamy clopfiction!

crazyredemu said...

I like this sight because it is for the most part SFW, I am strongly apposed to a clop fic, there are other sites that allow that, it is not needed on here as well...

Anonymous said...

@crazyredemu*opposed

Anonymous said...

i came rainbows!

Escher said...

I knew you weren't posting actual clopfic on the site. :D

But why did you post a video of a chicken?

crazyredemu said...

@Anonymous
You knew what I ment

Anonymous said...

@crazyredemu
*meant

McGack said...

shes a chicken, a chicken I tells ya..... clop clop clop, what?

Rainbowfinchbird said...

it's saying "myan" in the background

bubsAKAvermin said...

I was expecting Trollestia, but a Scootaloo is fine too. *unzip*

Rainbowfinchbird said...

@Pegasi myan!

Anonymous said...

It isn't TRUE nyanyanyanyanyan until there's a 1 hour long version!

crazyredemu said...

@Anonymous

whatever

kriss1989 said...

Confound these ponies, they drive me to seizure! *foams at mouth and twitches on floor*

Anonymous said...

TIHS SUCKZ.

ActionScripter9109 said...

Knew it wasn't a clopfic, clicked to see what could possibly deserve hiding after the break.

Scootarolled.

imokaywiththis.jpg

the (fallen) Princess Luna said...

I was promised a Scootseizure! I want my bits back!

Ciroton said...

I lol'd, but I am disturbed at the fact that somewhere out there, someone really is clopping to this. o.o

Anonymous said...

Came expecting the "Just kidding, I posted Pinky Pie" gif.

Got scootarolled.

Still left happy.

Yomandude said...

Chris Manesen made me LOL.

Anonymous said...

I've been either cloping to guro or ponies an awful lot lately...

For some reason I that the fantasy of sex between colorful cartoon ponies is the more 'normal' and 'emotionally stable' fantasy of the two. I therefore conclude that MLP Rule34 and clopfics are making me a better person. CREATE/POST MOAR PLZ EVERYPONY....

....tmi, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

SCOOTABUSE!!! SCOOTABUSE!!!

Dave said...

I'm okay with this.

Anonymous said...

I am highly disappointed yet highly aroused.

Anonymous said...

I thought i smelled somthing fishy. nicely done cereal.

and seth, you should totally do it, the comments would be hilarious.

Saddlesoap said...

Well-trolled, well-trolled indeed...*slow clap*

By all rights, this should creep into the Intertubes at large as the new Rickroll.

Scootaloo goes with the music perfectly.

Anonymous said...

What is the audio?

PDX Filly said...

Oh thank god, I was worried for a second there.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Funny.. That's not how you spell SCOOTALOVE!!! SCOOTALOVE!!!

Anonymous said...

I know Equestria Daily posted this because of my rant.

Yuri said...

OH GOD I AM HAVING A SEIZURE!!! CALL THE AMBUla... *kkkkkkkk*

Anonymous said...

I CAN'T CLOP TO THIS!

Rainbowfinchbird said...

@Narwhals' Bend i heard wrong
NARWHAL'S BEND, I AM DISSAPOINT!

Rainbowfinchbird said...

@Narwhals' Bend

WHATEVAH! I CAN CLOP TO THIS
YOU CANT

ZKPony said...

The world can use more Scootaloo!

Anonymous said...

Hey, you can't post clopfic here...!

...oh, I see what you did there. But I got my eyes on you.

Rainbowfinchbird said...

@ZKPony:
yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8V_rs6e7E&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Ha! for a second there i thought you were serious. You never cease to foal and be funny, Mr. Cereal

Heavy Weapons Pony said...

I am so relieved. :O

Roy G. Biv said...

@Sethisto
I support this idea, obviously.

Rainbowfinchbird said...

AAHHHH SCOOTASEIZURE!!! *foams at mouth and compulses on chair*

Purplefoxtail said...

Its k, I can still clop to this :)

Anonymous said...

scootalol. better than being trollestia'd i suppose.
for those who can clop to this, expect a visit from chris maneson very soon

Anonymous said...

SCOOOOTTTTAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOO the world is now 10% cooler

Doc Steedly said...

why . . . . why . . . why did i just sit and watch that whole video transfixed on the pulsing colors and the "popping" scootaloo . . . . and NOT BLINK THE WHOLE TIME!

my eyes . . they hurt now

but it was worth it :')

zeb516 said...

Someone must noaw make A shipping romance between scootaloo and nyan cat :L

Jelfes said...

I'm commenting here and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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