Monday, May 30, 2011

Breaking News! Little Girls Like My Little Pony!


Evidently Seth and Cereal are both too chicken to share this with you. A round of applause for these brave gentlemen. Sheez.

It turns out that somewhere in the world there is the most adorable little girl ever, and she is such a huge Pony fan that she memorized the episodes. I've watched these videos three times now, and for every minute she's on screen my desire to reach through the internet and hug her grows. As the French say, C'était tellement mignon j'ai explosé. Deux fois. Come see for yourself after the break!










146 comments:

Andrew said...

Oh my God diabeetus.

Anonymous said...

Dawww.

Anonymous said...

does this show make her a man now?

ZAquanimus said...

OH LORD.... x.x

BRAVO!!!

BRAVO!!!!

ENCORE!!!

Anonymous said...

Little girls? They like MY little ponies?
This is madness!

Homfrog said...

D'awww~! Lookit the little non-equine filly!

Anonymous said...

NO MY autistic daughter!!!

Anonymous said...

What!? Little girls watch this manly show!?

Anonymous said...

Ew, children.

Kurogo said...

She even does Applejack's accent. There is not enough d'awwww in the world to handle this.

mykowskis said...

GREAT CELESTIA'S BEARD.

Tlight said...

Isn't she a little young to be watching this show?

P.S. Adorable videos :D

Anonymous said...

LOL.jpg >mfw her applejack accent.

Also, I have a three year old neice. Whenever she hears a thunderstorm, she squeals and tackles me going "Stephny! Stephny! Rainbow DASH is making the storm again!" Then she gets this priceless angry expression and goes "RAINBOWDASH DON'T YOU MESS UP MY CHALK DRAWINGS!" Priceless.

Ablemcman said...

How did she do this. What kind of freakish brainmagics does she employ.

Anonymous said...

MY HEART

Anonymous said...

Wow.

You know, it's easy to forget that there are actual little girls that watch this show. You can miss that, what with the focus we tend to have on lesbian grimdarking body horror.

blooblahblee said...

OH MY GOD

D'AWWWING SO HARD.

Now I need to memorize the whole series by heart.

Thanks alot.

Anonymous said...

LIES! MY LITTLE PONY IS FOR REAL MEN!!!

Awwww, she's adorable.

Anonymous said...

This is the first time I've ever seen someone below the age of 18 talking about FiM. It's a little unsettling.

Fire2box said...

Shipping, cupcakes... dear god this community is going to tear this girl's world apart.

Bravura said...

Est-ce qu'on peut faire ça? Est-ce qu'on peut explosé deux fois?!

I just love the fact that she also does the sound effects and the background music.

Snap77 said...

Shame on those parents. Letting their little girl watch adult male television.

Torrential Rains said...

MY HEART, TAKE IT ALL!

Anonymous said...

SHE IS THE PONY MESSIAH! WE MUST BOW DOWN TO HER!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
I am under 18 and I talk about FIM every day do I unsettle you!?

ActionScripter9109 said...

Phoe, you spelled "Scootaloo" wrong. (Seth and Cereal are both too Scootaloo...)

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
UNDERAGE b&!!!!!!!!! UNDERAGE b$ DETECTED!!!

...oh wait, I'm not on that site. Sorry.

BB said...

hnnnnnng hnnnnng that Giggle at the Ghostly! D:
my heart!

ToonNinja said...

NOOOO! My kidneys! I needed those as briberies for assorted merch! Why must they explode with cuteness overload?

Cd said...

Little girls like FiM!?

That's just unheard of, it would be like a women saying she likes wearing kilts!

have to agree with one of the "Anonymous" guys, this is the first time I've actually witnessed anybody under 16 actually interested in the show.

All the girls/kids I've tried to get watch it won't. I've only had luck with Men 20-40, who all then love the show.

Anonymous said...

Aw, she is just too cute and what a memory as well! Nice to see some kids in the target audience that love the show as well.

Fengor said...

@Fire2box

If her parents are smart, they will keep her far away from us. Though to be honest the flood of youtube comments will expose her anyway.

Zarkanorf said...

This is the first time I've seen the ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE and their interest in the show.

This is scary-awesome.

Fuber said...

...
Crap, need my insulin shot.
WHERE'S MY INSULIN SHOT!

Anonymous said...

In the eternal words of Fluttershy: "Soo cyuuuuute!"

Emil Björnfot said...

BLASPHEMY!

Wait... this... how... KAWAII UGUUU~ ^__^

Anonymous said...

dude... I wanna punch this little girl in the face...

Dr. Derpenstien, PHD said...

Oh god... I think my heart burst... Call a doctor...

Waitaminute... I AM A DOCTOR!!! WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN A DOCTOR NEEDS A DOCTOR!?!?!?

On a side note, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

*thud*

haganbmj said...

Best fandub I've heard.

Sugar Fairy said...

My god. I may never recover from the HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHing I did at these videos.

Anonymous said...

By Celestia's beard, why is a little girl watching this?! Well, I won't judge. Anyone should be able to watch anything. Still, it's very odd that a little girl loves this manly show.

Anonymous said...

1. I would've lost my ass if she said "secret but fun" at the end.

2. Did she forget the part with Steven Magnet, or am I missing it?

3. Would someone please sync the audio from these with the video of the actual episode? That would be awesome.

BLU Soldier said...

@Fire2box
NOOO! We must protect the little girl from the Cupcakes! And probably the Heavy, too; that maggot has something against small children!

Anonymous said...

ALL HAIL... THIS LITTLE GIRL!

The Letter J said...

I love how this really is news.

Bejoty said...

This is absolutely ADORABLE!!

ActionScripter9109 said...

@Anonymous

She forgot Steven Magnet, yes, but who can blame her? That was the least reasonable of all the challenges the mane 6 faced in the episode.

Lulubell said...

Holy Celestia above! How does she remember all the lines?! She's so cute!

I'm getting my 2yo niece into MLP. Whenever she's over she asks to watch Ponies. She loves the songs.

Anonymous said...

QSA: To reiterate my comment on the actual video... This girl is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!! Let her visage be revered among Brony culture as long as our culture exists...

Kanamai/Darkly Cute/PinFilly said...

Her shirt says "Born in Ohio"!!

So yea, awesome mini brony from the same state as me!

Trunky said...

@Cd My two cousins which are an 11 year old boy and an 8 year old girl liked My Little Pony Friendship is Magic when I showed it to them so I don't see the problem why you're having difficulties with kids.

Anonymous said...

@Trunky
Everyone's being sarcastic x)

Anonymous said...

I thought MLP was supposed to be the manliest show ever? Is it OK for girls to be watching it?

Purplefoxtail said...

W-What....what is this heresy!? How dare she possess knowledge of the sacred show! She will have to be dealt with swiftly and tough, before her infection spreads to females everywhere. But how? A murder will only bring more attention, and she will die a matyrdom, but if we allow her cuteness to continue, it will grow to pandemic proportions, and My little pony, will no longer be MY little pony! Commercials will take her fandom names instead of ours! The plague will spread to countries all around the world, and we will be forgotten and powerless to stop her grip on the world.

We need....

We need....

We need a plan...

Tl;Dr version =

DAWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

MADNESS!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

I wanna punch you in the face for wanting to punch her in the face. I:<

C'mon now, don't be like that. This little girl is adorably awesome; the way she's able to recite the roles like that.

Anonymous said...

omg thats so adorable <3

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
problably he means "she's so cute i want to punch her in the face"
cause that's how i feel too xP

Aquaman52 said...

Fillies and gentlecolts, a challenger has appeared.

You will not best me in the ring of pony addiction, adorable little unnamed girl. First one to memorize Episode 3 wins all the Internets forever.

Challenge accepted. Readygo.

Trunky said...

@Anonymous
Well it's kinda difficult to know when we're only using text to communicate and not spoken words.

The other ones are blatantly obvious but the other ones are so subtle that I can't even tell if they're actually being serious or not.

The guy who said he's going to punch the little girl in the face is one of them.

Anonymous said...

i can't decide if i love her Applejack or her Fluttershy voice more

ZettaLux said...

Little girls, LIKING MY LITTLE PONY? Madness. MADNESS.

You can call the the madness guy, for that is my statement for blasphemy. BLASPHEMY.

Yahooeny said...

There will one day be a convention just for bronies. And among all the teenagers, manchildren, college kids, and grown dudes, there will be this little girl sticking out like a rose in a grassfield.
MY GAWD I JUST WANT TO REACH OUT AND SQUEEZE HER.

Curtis said...

@Anonymous

I second your third point, someone needs to sync the audio to the episode

it would be like that one episode of Dexter Lab, only with ponies and thus better

Anonymous said...

@Cd
I'm under 16 and still love the show.

Anonymous said...

The first video has an answer for why she skips Steven Magnet:

"The Sea Serpent kinda scares her, so she skips this part. Still has mad love for Rarity, though."

D'AWWWWWW. :3

BillyBatman said...

Out of a cute rage, I just broke my screen.

SuperStingray said...

Not all of my high school french has been forgotten. I could make out what that said. :D

MidwestBrony said...

@BillyBatman
@SuperStingray
Please ignore me, I just want to see if it's possible to do a double reply.

Anonymous said...

*squeeee*

Anonymous said...

I must refrain from watching, I want to protect my body from diabetuss and heart failure.

My body will never be ready for this all of this adorable win.

Anonymous said...

I got as far as her saying 'No can do, sugarcube'. Her voice, with that accent...just so cute. :D

Wing0002 said...

sooo cute there is part 2 hnnnng too much cuteness ...

Anonymous said...

Okay, someone needs to take the audio from these videos and dub it over the episode.

Anonymous said...

@Curtis
I second your seconding of his third point.
If this were synced up with the show it might tear through the very fabric of the universe and create a real SONIC RAINBOOM!!1! :D

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Is she scared of camp gay characters??

Anonymous said...

Hnnnnngg

Anonymous said...

Equestria Daily, you are adorable.

Cd said...

@Trunky + Anonymous

"actually witnessed"

Last I checked I have never witnessed you guys/gals.
"bare with my sense of irony here, I don't count faceless people in comment areas as being witnessed"

The issue with the kids (8-15) I know is they are raised watching horror/action flicks if somebody doesn't get KO'ed/killed every 15mins it's boring to them.

Same goes for all the girls I know too, all horror fans or haters of all things cartoon/anime. The only people I know that enjoy cute and fun are all adult males.

Anonymous said...

Did she memorize the lines? Does she have really good memory or does she just watch the same episodes constantly? Or both?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Yes. Yes, it does. She has to shave her face every morning to keep from developing a Hulk Hogan mustache before noon.

Jeremy said...

@Anonymous

Nah, if you were on THAT site, there'd be hundreds of requests for nudes already.

I wish I was kidding. Still, they did lead me to ponies, even if a lot of them are horrible, horrible people.

Anonymous said...

Her Fluttershy voice is sooo cute

Lucky Sanity said...

>Saw her face before playing the video
Aww, how adorable!

>She sang the opening
Aww, double adorable!

>Epic evil laugh... TWICE
ASKJKSLKDFSKJDFSJ THAT WAS AMAZING

/dangitLOADFASTER

Jeremy said...

Also, it seems I have Diabeetus now.

Also, I know why Pinkie Pie is on a permanent sugar high: She watched this video.

Anonymous said...

Her Fluttershy voice was spot-on. And her Applejack voice was adorable!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit shes like the ultimate brony!

Anonymous said...

And Then, the Brony Commuunity Faced - the TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC! *Dun, Dun, DUN!* Great Impressions, none the less. ^v^

KS said...

God when she quoted Pinkie Pie XD "It was under Eeee!"

Anonymous said...

Her Pinkie Pie voice fills my heart with happiness.

Dashie said...

You know it's a good show when the target audience is little girls like her, and yet the majority of people that watch it are over 18.

My God we are awesome.

Anonymous said...

I need to take breaks! It's too much! TOOOOO MUUUUCHHHHHH

HNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.mediafire.com/?m3zmmahie7azy20

Her rendition of "Giggle at the Ghostly" mashed up with the instrumental.

Stargazer said...

Holy crap! Her voices are often surprisingly accurate. We may have a voice actor in the making here.

The first thing I thought when watching these came from the cynic in me. I was like, 'wow, her dad must watch these shows over and over if she knows them so well.'

Anonymous said...

Glad to see that the show has reached its target audience.

Anonymous said...

"C'était tellement mignon j'ai explosé. Deux fois."
we most certainly do say that ! :D

Marcoooootje1 said...

THIS SHOW MADE HER A MAN

Shugo said...

Well I'm surprised, all this time I thought it was just us watching this show

Anonymous said...

Cue Hub promo video referencing its younger demographic in 3... 2... 1...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

+1 .. LOVED THIS

Dat fucking writefag said...

Alright, the first three seconds creeped me out.

I a cute way.

Anonymous said...

we must mail her muffins

Anonymous said...

What??!! This is an outrage! Little Girls aren't allowed to watch a show intended for Little Girls! Only Teenage Boys and Full Grown Men are allowed to watch a show intended for Little Girls!
I keed, I keed
See? That's a kid who's going to grow up with a VERY good childhood, she watches good shows, which is REALLY hard to do these days. =(

richfiles said...

@Anonymous
Dawwwwverload!!!!
Dawwwwverload!!!!

Quickly! capture all the cute spillage! It's worth it's weight in Dawwwww!!!

Humphrey Erm said...

Aww, I was waiting for her rendition of Stephen Magnet :(

elite-crusader said...

"What if she exploded ? And then.. And then exploded AGAIN ??"

Anonymous said...

MY HEART!

MY H-HNNNGGGGGG~....

Anonymous said...

>Ewerfwee fowest
HNNNNGGGG

Anonymous said...

Ya it is kind of easy for us to forget that the show is supposed to be for little girls, but these vids prove that the MLP is a success with its intended audience too.

That being said... Ah my pancreas, it's to sweet.

Pacce said...

My god...
Too cute...
Shoulda sent a poet...

Anonymous said...

Oh she is so cute, and wow can she remember things.
No that's what I call a devoted fan.

Anonymous said...

*gives everypony pitchforks and torches* I let my 7 year old cousins watch FiM :D

you may now chase me. *runs* whohohohohooohohooo *daffy duck laugh*

Kapten-N said...

Don't provide a saying in a foreign language without providing a translation.

Brongaar said...

Look guys, this is the intended fandom there.. I tis cute and such. Even my neighbor's Grand-daughter goes into a fit of silliness when I say 'aaaYup!' She even called me Big Mac after that.

Phoe said...

@Kapten-N

That would ruin the joke. You'll just have to trust me that it was hilarious. Or, y'know, look it up.

Anonymous said...

Well according to Babelfish it says.. 'It was so nice, I exploded twice'. Take it as you will

Aluzird said...

Just so we are clear guys. This little girl is now our mascot.
Any one against it?

Ewyndall said...

Erm...Sorry dude, but I must say you are one irresponsible father who clearly doesn't care for his child's safety and well-being.
Why do you let her watch shows ment for the 18+ audience?


Joke aside, I'm not a child-person or how to say that (compared to those who melt, giggle and freak out screaming in joy the moment they see a little kid), so what actually grabbed my attention is that at certain parts her voice acting is surprisingly accurate.
Kinda cute ^-^

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Oh, well if that's what they really meant then I take it back. x3

Anonymous said...

@Ewyndall
Definitely. I think if her parents keep encouraging her she might have a VA career in her future.

She has the delivery and even the freaking timing right with the show. It's like I'm playing the episode through some insane kid-voice filter.

Anonymous said...

It was so cute, I couldn't watch it all.

Anonymous said...

D'awwww, That's adorable!

But lets all agree to never, ever link these videos on /co/ or /b/. Mostly /b/ though.

Anonymous said...

@Aluzird

I thought our mascot was Derpy Hooves.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
If you click the video statistics, you will see that this has already happened.

Aluzird said...

@Anonymous
Derpy is our Pony mascot.
The little girl will be our human mascot.

Colonel Sanders said...

I feel a little threatened now.
Someone needs to make a fanart of a war:
Bronies vs. The Little Girls

Anonymous said...

@Colonel Sanders

It will be a war fought with large amounts of DAWWWW and HNNNNG.

Anonymous said...

It was under EEEE!

Sir Leadhead said...

"our you a spy?"

Doctor. We're getting massive readings of HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG! Prepare the defibrillator, stat!

^Graff said...

Wait, WHAT?
Since when do little girls watch this show?
Honestly, I thought it was a guy thing...

Sterling Brave said...

OH LORD SO CU- HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous said...

She laughs like an adult, but OH MAH GAWD SO CUTE~!

B-Man said...

This kid is gonna grow up alright.

Anonymous said...

First decent video about FiM that isn't the show. You people should be ashamed, what if a kid (like ME, I'm a kid, thank you and a girl) looked up "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" up on Google? What would she get? A bunch of bad pictures, language, scary fanfics, and just awful things. I fear even trying to find decent FiM background! Does making those kind of things really make you feel better?

Anonymous said...

So cutee! <3 *squee*
I admit though... Her laugh is kind of creepy in a cute way.
@Anonymous
Hey,there's also a lot of good videos,fanfic & fanart.
To be fair,there's a share of 'bad' things as well,but you'll get that with every fandom and there's nothing that would show up on the first few pages of a google search anyway,she'd have to do some digging.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwTF9RDAOXw&feature=watch_response

Anonymous said...

The best part is def. that she does the voices.

Twilite SparklEX said...

MADNESS AJ's voice is the best!!

Rohit Eligeti said...

It's a family show duh!

Anonymous said...

>My little pony... friiieeends

thats cute.

>WUAHAHHAHAAH

DEAR GOD JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS THING

shadypony said...

"C'était tellement mignon j'ai explosé. Deux fois."

JE SUIS COMPLETEMENT SUR QUE CA C'EST IMPOSSIBLE!

Anonymous said...

>See these videos a few days after it is posted, leave a comment on one
>Check to see if I can find my comment in the flood of all the new ones
>188 up votes

I love you guys.

Silverboy79 said...

I did a massive spittake....

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