Description: Not even CELESTIA can top the incredible, perfect, flawless, GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE!
A greater story has never been told
This is beautiful. Absolutely spectacular. And oh so very right.
ALL HAIL TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
Truly an epic to be handed down through the ages! I laughed, I cried, I even learned about the amazingness that is The Great and Powerful Trixie! Truly, a more amazing tale has never been woven.
I can't . . . I . . *head explodes*
theres one thing that bothers mewhy the fuck is there a butchery?!
Best story ever? Best story ever.
Very entertaining story! Trixie living in such absurd luxuries and still being unsatisfied is Trixie to a tee. Would read again, and will!
AHAHA I love the [Great and Powerful] tag.This story is perfect. Of course, Trixie, you don't need to be told of that.
This is the most perfect, most beautifully crafted autobiography in all of Ponyvi--, no, all of Equestria!
Such hardships are really not proper for a pony of her stature.
NEW HAIKU!All seasons--Trixie is greatand powerful.Notice that it follows the standard rule of including seasons, has that necessary break, and is not 5-7-5 (which is erroneously considered by many people to be the proper haiku structure)
BEST STORY EVERPlease. More.
That's the best story on the site.But I think it needs more Trixie.
This is a Great and Powerful story.
I had to re-read this twice to fully appreciate the deep existential themes, the perfection of the prose, the sheer magnificence of every single word, neigh- every letter! Oh, great and powerful Trixie, is there anything you can't do?
Here is your smoothie OH Great and Powerful Trixie.
Wait, a butchery?Cannibals! D: Run, little ponies, run!
@AnonymousJust as Pinkie Planned...@DuskWolfThey know too much!
Butchery D:Great story,though.
Celestia could dispose of that little pest easily...
I died, literally, I am now dead. But this story has made my life meaningful and full of purpose. ALL HAIL TRIXIE, EVEN IN DEATH.
The Great and Powerful Trixie has never feasted on Ambrosia as dull as this, Celestia. But it will have to do
Hrm... all this cockyness is making me sick and I'm sick as it is, I guess my immun-system pulled a prank on me...But to be honest, Trixie still needs one mistake, then she'd be perfect.
Almost as magnificent as the Great and Powerful Trixie herself!*Almost!*
This is the greatest story in the history of Equestria. And yet, it still pales in comparison to the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Celestia never was that good of a cook, but she wasn't all that bad either. It was nice to see The Great and Powerful Trixie has a great level of compassion and spared the Princess' feelings by accepting her meager offerings to The Great and Powerful Trixie.
Who is this story about anyway? Seems pretty vague to me...