Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Pony City Name Puns From Ponychan

Geopony over on Ponychan sent me a huge list collected from various threads of different pony-pun style states/cities/countries.  I'm pretty sure pony words can improve just about anything.  Now we just need to get these names passed in congress..

Anyway, all names can be found after the break! Feel free to contribute your own and i'll dig through comments and add them later. 

Neigh Orleans
Neigh Zealand
Foalsom
Salt Lick City
Seaddle
Whinnypeg
Maneapolis
Whoofsconsin
Whinnysota
Prancesylvania
Damarescus
Stalliongrad
Hoofington
Gallopolli
Detrot City
Beaumount
Marelaysia
Bridelington
Hoofululu
Baltimare
Tampa Neigh (and Green Neigh, and Silver Neigh, etc.)
Fillypines
Saddleworth
Mexicolt city
Zebrica
Oxford
St.Moois
Los Caballos
Los Arabias
Las Ungulas

179 comments:

Anonymous said...

Constanti-colt-le.

Itsanbull.

Lawrence Gander said...

They forgot Clydesdale,

Oh wait, thats already the name of a horse breed AND a place (in Scotland)

Laurence Brown said...

Living on the other side of the state from Seaddle, I'm proud to say that I hail from Spocanter (Spokane-ter).

Also, I'm honestly amazed there hadn't been a 'Shetland' mentioned in the show yet. I would love to see kilt wearing, bagpipe playing ponies!

Anonymous said...

It funny 'cause I actually come from just outside Fillydelphia, Prancesylvania.

Anonymous said...

Coltiff

Anonymous said...

Why is rarity Mace Windu? She's she least black pony in all of Ponyville.

Anonymous said...

@Lawrence Gander
And it's already been used in the show (Cloudsdale).

Soulsproxy said...

What, No califoalnia?

Anonymous said...

Why don't they call it "SEA SADDLE" for the aqua ponies that don't exist yet to have their own city.

Anonymous said...

Coltcutta

Anonymous said...

or calcoltta

Anonymous said...

@Soulsproxy
Or Coltifornia, or Californeigha...

...Coltifoalneigha?

Anonymous said...

what about The Neightherlands xD

Batty Gloom said...

This will really help fan fic writers (and, if they want to, even the official writers!). Anyone know any London or at least England puns? I need to justify a Hackney (Cockney) accent.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
Ahaha, Neightherlands. I like it.

Lawrence Gander said...

@Anonymous

I'll admit you got me there, but Cloudsdale seemed a lot more Roman/Greek to me than some Scotland (Trotland?) kind of place. It also had a stunning lack of awesome scottish accents... i want scottish ponies darnit

Polecat said...

Awwww.. they missed the one I've been using: Baltimare.

BannerBo said...

Leomanester (after my hometown of Leominster)

Anonymous said...

@Polecat
No they didn't...
>"Hoofululu
Baltimare
Tampa Neigh "

Anonymous said...

Prancesylmania? Everyone knows Fillydelphia, Prancelmaneia is better than Manehattan, Neigh York.

Anonymous said...

Trotronto

Anonymous said...

A list from wikipedia might help inspire some names that don't revolve around the general words we all know could fit into some places.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_horse_breeds

Tofeltono Town anyone? Gotland yard? Poeneia part of the yourgrazing continent?

BranislavDJ said...

Whats next:
Belgrade - Coltgrade or Novi Sad = Filly Sad -.-

Anonymous said...

@Lawrence Gander
Well, like another poster already mentioned, there's always Shetland!

Phoe said...

Darn it.

Next time Peloponysus, land of the Spartan Cloplites. We'll get you on the major lists, I swear. Maybe if I come up with good puns for Argos and Megalopolis...

Anonymous said...

Neighjing

Anonymous said...

Manekok

Anonymous said...

@ Phoe
Megaclopolis

Anonymous said...

The grand pony continent of Celes.

Vs.

The puny pony continent of Lunas.

Anonymous said...

LOL MEGACLOP! WATCH OUT FOR THE MEGACLOP!

Naxts said...

Somepony please pun up my city.

Manassas. I'm not kidding.

Anonymous said...

>mfw
i sugested Mexicolt

Anonymous said...

@naxts
too easy...
Maneassas...

Phoe said...

@Anonymous

I guess so, but then it feels like I'm getting a little heavy handed with the 'clop' jokes. Maybe Greek ponies really like that word.

Anonymous said...

oatlahoma city

IrishBrony said...

Mareland (Ireland)
Trotland (Scotland)
Gerpony (Germany)

I can't think of anything else

Anonymous said...

Buffalo!

...wait.

Anonymous said...

Birminghoof - Birmingham
Neighcastle - Newcastle
Manechester - Manchester
Coltventry - Coventry
Canterbury - Monte Carlo

Narwhals' Bend said...

@Phoe
You can never get too heavy handed. One of the ponies in my next fanfic is named Featherwood. ('cause "wingboner" isn't a good pony name).

Anonymous said...

3mil views get

Anonymous said...

Coltenhagen (Copenhagen, in case that wasn't obvious)

Anonymous said...

"Coltifoalneigha"
Wow. Welcome to critical mass, gentleponies.

How about Clopenhagen?

Lawrence Gander said...

BUCKingham Palace.... i'll go sit in the corner now.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Coltenhagen
Clopenhagen

Jeeze. By a Minute no less. That'll teach me to not proofread or something.

Anonymous said...

TimBUCKtoo

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous *Brohoof*

Anonymous said...

Whinnychester Indiana.....There's really nothing you can do with a name like Indiana.

hawkysu said...

*totallymanlySQUEEEEE*

Los Arabias
My life is complete.

Except, no: Laguna Beach needs to be ponified.

Anonymous said...

Seaddle

Edmaneton

Bobcat said...

Are country names allowed?

Ponydanavia (take on Scandanavia)
Ponyconia (take on Franconia, a name for a section of Germany)

Anonymous said...

Hoofston (Houston)

Anonymous said...

Ft. Horse

Dalles (Dallas, and Dales pony)

the Fillyppines

ToonNinja said...

@Anonymous from 2:40
Still less garbled than what Ahnold came up with

Anonymous said...

Nipponi

Anonymous said...

Pasamino, Sunnymare

Neighjing?

Anonymous said...

Leipizzanig
Chevalbourg
Mareseilles
Ambledam
Antrot
Trotford-upon-Amble
and of course, Canterbury

BronyMike said...

Seriously, I saw Hoofalulu in there and I'd actually come up with that while I was on vacation last weekend but didn't say it to anybrony because I didn't think the pun was good enough. Apparently some other brony also came up with it and they thought it was.

I prefer the more general Haywaii, though.

Anonymous said...

Tobronco, Ontrotio

Anonymous said...

Norway -> Mareway xP

Anonymous said...

WHY!? why is there never love for australian bronies :(
- tasmaneia
- brismane
- darwhinny
- ryde
- coltburne?

Anonymous said...

Denver, Coltlorado? My city is impossible to ponify. ;-;

Hoofston (Houston)
Coltlumbus (Columbus)
Richmount (Richmond)
Sacramaneto (Sacramento)

Also, Manehatten's nickname should be The Big Dapple. And the ponies living there probably import San Palamino mineral water.

nova_25 said...
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nova_25 said...

From stories on this website, I see 2 names not in THIS list:

-From one of Zecora story:
Whoazambique (country)
Mareputo (city)

From one of mine:
Waterhooves (the Great Lakes of _)

To be made story:
Griffalgar

Escher said...

Saint Ponysburg (near Stalliongrad)

Anonymous said...

Hooveston- Houston

Anonymous said...

I guess that makes me a Fillypino, or rather a Fillypino Viking.

Anonymous said...

London = Lundy (A breed of Pony) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lundy_Pony

Suddenly I want to write a fanfic about Sherlock Hooves, the master detective and his sidekick Trotson, solving mysteries and crimes set up by the devious Professor Poniarty, all the while having to deal with the incompetent Trotland Yard Detective, Athelneigh Jones

siraj said...

Here's one to ponify, if someone wants to give it a go: Saugerties. Tiny ass town in Neigh York.

Lamos said...
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Anonymous said...

Coltchester, for any bronies who actually know their history.

Brian said...

To the person who commented

"oatlahoma city",

...thank you.

Anonymous said...

I'm a bit surprised nobody has mentioned the Lost City of Applantis.

Anonymous said...

Mexihoof

Anonymous said...

DoMareican Republic? Hayti?

Aquaman52 said...

I used "last train out of Siregon" in my fanfic-in-progress. Somewhat weak, but hopefully it's good enough to add to the list.

Anonymous said...

Coltimore?

Anonymous said...

"Whinnychester Indiana.....There's really nothing you can do with a name like Indiana."

But you've already done it.. Whinniana!

also, regarding "Denver" -- Denmare. :D

Also, I was sad someone else came up with Birminghoof. How about some other Alabama love for Montgomery and Tuscaloosa? :D

Anonymous said...

New Braunfels = New Braunfoals
(City in Texas)

Anonymous said...

Dang, there's a lot of Texas bronies! Howdy!

Anonymous said...

^Speaking of which, Tacksas.

Stormy Brave said...

Silicorn (Silicon) Valley sounds like a good name.

Anonymous said...

~~Suddenly I want to write a fanfic about Sherlock Hooves, the master detective and his sidekick Trotson, solving mysteries and crimes set up by the devious Professor Poniarty, all the while having to deal with the incompetent Trotland Yard Detective, Athelneigh Jones~~

Fund it!

Also, all these puns are really bad for my heart...

Anonymous said...

@Laurence Brown

"Shetland" could be confused for "Shit Land"... Which can be pretty much any place.

Anonymous said...

I may or may not be writing a fanfic where some of the mane 6 take a vacation to the Ponypenessian Islands.

Thorn said...

The Gallop-agos Islands

Anonymous said...

Syrahoof (go orange)

Anonymous said...

Los Pegas and Constallionople.

Also, "Mareis," even though I feel like anyone could come up with that one. Just mentioning it because I didn't see it previously.

I also came up with TimBUCKtu... *right* before reading the post from the brony who already came up with it. It was annoying and hilarious at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Hoofson, Marezona

frith said...

Because Luna is awesome and the ecology of Equestria is intreguing, I've been slowly 'sculpting' a fic., in which I needed a name for the "ancient castle of the royal pony sisters". So I submit:

Carerfilly Castle (for Caerphilly Castle)

Anonymous said...

The state of Georgia, please somepony ponify it. I can't think of anything. D:

.... Horsegia? -_-

DragonInside said...

The only brony that lives in Tihoofana, Mexicolt.

Anonymous said...

What can someone do with Rochester?

Anonymous said...

This was made by an American brony I guess? Needs moar English.

Manechester
Trottingham
Neighcastle
Birminghoof
Hornwall (Maybe, unicorns, nah!!)
Liverfoal
Horseshire

Any-more?

I can guarantee that when I am about to sleep I will think of like fifty.

Calico said...

@Anonymous
Well, the lightsaber does match her color scheme. And she's sure gonna need it if she ever tells Pinkie "this party's over".

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Coltsstantinope maybe?

Anonymous said...

I've got loads.

Cities:

Trotkyo (Tokyo)
Maneila (Manila)
Maredrid (Madrid)
Flankfurt (Frankfurt)
Buenos Maires (Buenos Aires)
Johaynesburg (Johannesburg)
Geneighva (Geneva)
Foalkuoka (Fukuoka)
Jacarta (Jakarta)

Regions:

Coltalonia (Catalonia)
Honshoof (Honshu)
Buckans (Balkans)

Countries:

Filliand (Finland)
Buckgaria (Bulgaria)

Others:

Marediterranean Sea (Mediterranean Sea)

Anonymous said...

This pony hails from Bitsburgh, Pranceylvania :D

Anonymous said...

Has anybody thought of one for "Chicago" yet?

Pecan said...

Really? No Idahoof? I thought that was obvious. Are we really that uncared for? T.T

Also, the Bermareda Triangle, anypony?

Parallel Logic said...

@Soulsproxy
~No califoalnia?
Hahaha, Schwarzenegger as a pony, I need this cameo

Anonymous said...

Basuton, Maresachusetts'

From the Basuto ponies and well the other half is kind of easy to decipher.

Anonymous said...

Coltenhagen
Buckholm
Mooslo
Helstallion
Marejavik

kegisak said...

Oh snap, Whinneypeg! That about made my day(being from around Winnipeg originally).

Kinda surprised about no Vanhoofer, though, what with Vancouver actually being a city some people care about.

Anonymous said...

San Prance-isco?

Yaru said...

How about:
- Neighbraska
- Trotsilvania (Transylvania)
- United Stallions? (U.S.)
- Austallion. (Australlia.)
- Japony/ Nipony.
- Colt Korea & Salt Korea?
- Maredirid. (Madrid.)
....that's all I got atm. xD
(Yes, I know, some of them suck, but most I was thinking were already taken, so I had to improvise. :P)

Anonymous said...

Neighburg.

And it's famous racetrack.

Packrat said...

Coming up with stuff like this is a new hobby of mine.

Acapulcolt
Alpony
Appleachia
Canterra
Croupenhagen
Flankaster (Pinkie's hometown!)
Glascow
Haytona
Hoovana
Istanbull (not Constanticoltle)
Jericolt
Joharnessburg
Manecrester
Maneterrey
Manetreal
Marebourne
Marewaukee
Neighples
Normanedy
Oatland
Oxenford
Point Burro
Ponymünde
Québuck
Rio de Jemareo
Santa Fetlock
Sydneigh
Tallahorsy
Tripony
Vancrouper
Vaticanter City
Wingsor Castle

Lurks-no-More said...

Port-au-Prance!

El Maya said...

Oh god , so many horse puns!
I love my Mexicolt! hahahaha

A mere Fox said...

I am from Fillypines y'all. We make rice and has a woman President. Fear us ya nags.

Anonymous said...

Trotterdam?

We have windmills...AN TULIPS!

Anonymous said...

what about north-eastern united states?
theyre the most obvious ones
Maine is OBVIOUSLY mane.
new Colt City (NYC)
new hoofshire (new hampshire)
plymare rock (plymouth rock)
north mare-olina (north carolina)
delamare (delaware)
mare-land (maryland... i mean come on, really?)
massahoofsettes (massachusetts)
i just dont know anything for long island, connecticut, and rhode island. anyone got any?

Eddie said...

Posting from Applanta

Fex said...

Foaldam (Netherlands, Volendam, used to be called veulendam before it became an official town. veulen = foal)

John said...

I'm from Mane.
Woo!
Also:
Cunnecticolt
Trot Island(?)

Anonymous said...

^^^ is that for L.I. or R.I. ???

hawkysu said...

>neighjing

Bayjing

Sturs said...

Neighmegen. It's the oldest city in the Neighterlands.

Also, needs more historical names.

Like Marecedon, which brought down the Achaemareid Empire.
Or the Romares, who beat the Marethaginians for dominance over the Marediterranean Sea (okay i am seriously overusing mare here :B ).
The Neighzantine Empire.
The Battle of Haystings.
The Kingdom of Mareusalem and the Principality of Antnieghoch.
The various Coltiphates, like that of Coltdoba or Damarescus.
The Moncolt Empire, and successors like the Foalkhanate and the Colten Horde.
The Ottomane Empire.
The Foaly Romare Empire.
The Hayans and Incolts or Pre-Coltlumbian Amareica
Foalorence.
The Haysala Empire.
The Khmare Empire.
The Palmarene Empire.
The Germane Empire.
The Foalish-Lithumaneian Commonwealth.
The Timareid Empire.
The Battle of Teutomare Forest.
The Battle of Manezikert.

And, given the fact that history seems to be made there as we speak, Bengrazei.

Okay, I have too much free time. :B

Anonymous said...

Coming to you live from San Franciscolt, in the Neigh Area, Califoalnia.

Anonymous said...

a city that was referred to earlier:
Roan(Rome)

Plainsbrony

Anonymous said...

In English, I live in Caerphilly.
In Welsh, Caerfili.
In Equestria? Caerfilly.
Or if you really want to go overboard, Coltfilly, but I think that sounds dodgy.

moidock said...

No Hoofnited States of Amarerica?

* wink wink *

Anonymous said...

Maneila --> From Manila, in the Philippines

Anonymous said...

Tackcoma instead of Tacoma

Anonymous said...

Germaney?

krypqe said...

@Anonymous
Ah; But Lundy is a place in it's own right...
It's an Island off the coast of north Devon; UK.
It's full of like, birds and stuff.

Boxesofboxes said...

Torionto, in Caspianada

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Windu? She is clearly Mare-a Jade

Anonymous said...

@Lawrence Gander

Don't forget there's already 'Cloudsdale'; where Rainbow and Fluttershy grew up =P

Anonymous said...

Hayburn, Idahoof

SFC-Ponycron said...

@Anonymous

To the Anon that wanted to make a Sherlock Hooves fic, isn't there an inspector character, an Inspector Lestrot, I believe?

Anonymous said...

New Colt City? Puh-lease. It's obviously New Yoke City!
The Broncs
Manehattan (of course)
Stallion Island
Equeenes
Broatlyn (until a better one is found)

...Bay Ridge, Red Hoof, Bedsty XD

Anonymous said...

YAY!

I'm from Coltcago (Chicago fail) in the United States of Amareica

My parents are from the Fillyppines.

Anonymous said...

Trotonto = Toronto

Ontrotio = Ontario

Cloppersum = Loppersum

Anonymous said...

New zealand isn't a city it's a country but still a decent pun

Anonymous said...

Australian pun names
Tasmaneia - Tasmania (State)
Sydneigh - Sydney
Gold Colts - Gold Coast
Brismane - Brisbane
and finally
Canmarea - Canberra

Anonymous said...

This maybe an old topic and my idea for a Pony related state isn't the best but here it goes.

Mane (Maine)

Pikku said...

@Batty Gloom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breton_horse

Breton (Britain)
Or Trait Brenton (Great Britain)

SyrinKitty said...

I know this is a bit late, but here's my contribution.

Reino (Reno, Nevada)
Colt Springs (Cold Springs) (someone elses idea)

Bennimarru said...

What about Ponizona? =D

superfrokid said...

There's this small town outside Fillydelphia, named Foalsington. Enjoy~

Tacoma Yakko said...

Probably already mentioned...

NAGhdad
KaBULL
MosCOW
YOKElahoma (that's stretching it a bit, but not as bad as I've seen them)
Gala Gala (walla walla, washington...really bad)
BEARlin
COLLARado
HENtucky
BOVA scotia (bovine...ugh)
AlDEERS, AlDEERia (Algiers, Algeria)
LION, PRANCE (Lyon, France; darn carnivorous immigrants!)
Minks, (Belarus; Minsk)
Rottiedam (Rotterdam; rottweilers?)
IsLLAMAbad (UGH!!!)
BAAHsrah (Basra...sheep...geddit?)
JeROOsalem (wrong country, but w/e. immigrants)


Thought of Whinnypeg on my own, but it's such an obvious association....

Tacoma Yakko said...

Oh, and before I forget...
Iraq->IROC (as in the mythical roc bird? get it? get it? nevermind...)

MarkH said...

Mare-land (Maryland)

Washingpony, D.C. (District of Coltlumbia)

United States of Amareica

TheArgonianScarKhan said...

Posting from South Dacolta.

Isaotron said...

Coltarado? Anyone?

muffinlover said...

Does anypony have one for Oregon?

Unknown said...

Reino, Neighvada!

Coltson City (Carson City)

Virginia City... I got nothin...

6bde11c4-8806-11e1-a5ac-000bcdca4d7a said...

what about Miami.. you know, in FoalRider(florida)

Unknown said...

Mareizona
Ponysilvania
Maresissippi
Fillypeans

Connor Mulders said...

How has no one thought of Gait Town?

jakedbyte said...

Pranceton...
Plainspolo...
And now I have the tools I need.

neko143 said...

OMG! Faoliet, Whinninois (Joliet, Illinois) ^.^

neko143 said...

meant foaliet (dyslexia! sorry)

Hyperion said...

does any one have one for Sparta?

G said...

Inspired by cunthrope in england.
I live in windermere which gives us....
Not windermare....
Bit winkenmare!

stevasian said...

How about Shanghay for Shanghai?

Emily Schrum said...

Bozemane or Bozemare for Bozeman
Yellowstone Equestrian Park: Yellowstone National Park
North Foal: North Pole

L.A W. said...

San Anponio(San Antonio)
Foalida(Florida)

Katie said...

I can't believe nopony has thought of Mare-is, Prance yet (Paris, France)

kacie kk said...

What about Coltumbus (Columbus)

nekomuffin said...

As an MN resident, I personally prefer Whinnyapolis, Marenesota. Minneapony is also acceptable. :3

Brandon Tran said...

what about country names like

Prance (France)
Stalliongrad (Russia)
Romane Empire (Roman Empire)
and Saddle Arabia (Saudi Arabia?)

josh hairston said...

D.C. Can be district of celestia

D3monicKitty said...

I really love all of these puns. I live in Rhode Island, can anyone make a good pun for that state? I'm also interested in seeing a different pun for Africa, having tiger somewhere in there

Matt Staszak said...

Las Pegasus, (Las Vegas) not sure what you could do with Nevada. Than theres always a way to get a Trotwell, New Mexicolt (Roswell, New Mexico) for an Alian episode.

Alex Cox said...

I live in Weston -super- Mare
no need for ponification

MeliPixie said...

My pony character Pixie Cakes is from Whinnyson, a play on my hometown of Williamson. ^_^

Fenderian Mayhew said...

@Anonymous

Ok Lets get some voice acting and flash animating, writing and editing bronys & pega-sisters together and make a Broadneigh fan made episode. "a day at the theater" the mane 6 visit a theater on Broadneigh in Canterlot to the Opening night of "Oatlahoma" based on HCA's but ponied.

Eeyup said...

some places in Canada I came up with:
Caneighda
Glace Neigh
Sidneigh ( North Sidneigh, Sidneigh Mines So forth)
Neighva Scoltia
Trottowa
Neighnavut
Neigh Brunswick
Neigh Foundland and...um...Some pony pun for Labrador
Prince Blueblood Island
Flin Flon= Flim Flam

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