Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Equestrian Inquirer- Pony Tabloids (4 New Pages!)


Because you can't have a country without fake gossip and ridiculousness. More after the break!

The person that created this is YenaMuffin over on Ponychan! You can find their thread here

New Stuff



Old Stuff

44 comments:

vicfung said...

This is amazing, keep it up

pollardy said...

TO MUCH PUNNING

shakespeare would be proud

Zarkanorf said...

pfffffffffffffft

Celestia x Batman. QUICK, SHIPPERS; update your charts!

Anonymous said...

Luna, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
why you pepople are so mean to luna >:(

Anonymous said...

I knew that something wrong was happening between derpy and the doctor...but muffins!!!
what a twist!

mariomarc said...

there's a typo in the first one
bottom right corner

Anonymous said...

Batman? Never see that coming.
He is a knight of the night, how the hell celestia and not Luna get him?

Ud the Imp said...

@First Cover: At least the Pinkie Pie story will be the only 100% accurate story in that print swill. XD

@Second: HOLY CRAP, NEW SLASH FIC IDEA!!!

@Third: Actually the main story WOULD make a good subject for an episode.....

Anonymous said...

I giggled at the MST3K reference
also, celestia x batman, WHAT SCANDAL!

Escher said...

Derpy.... Doctor.... muffin.

LOL.

catherine-puce said...

Vinyl Scratch x Fluttershy... I think that this is the first time I heard this one. Nice work.

Bookish Delight said...

(reads first page)

...hmmm.

Well, they can both breathe in space.

Anonymous said...

hehe, just an fyi, in the context that this is from, it's implied that Luna is not actually Celestias sister but her illegitimate daughter from her relationship to batman,

spiritplumber said...

Well this should keep Derpy busy...

Heavy weapons pony said...

Fantastic... That is what the person or people who does these are. The pages themselves are as well

Anonymous said...

*many many lulz*

Oh, the cleverness!!

Sheepdog said...

Mmmm...hot muffin love!

Freightrain said...

ok, for anyone who scrolls this far and wonders why batman and celestia, it was from a thread on ponychan. In short, Luna is Celestia's daughter, but it's covered up to prevent ponies from knowing about humans.

And the father is... yea ;D you can guess from that.

Leandrea said...

wow, where do i subscribe?

Nature Blossom said...

...About all this.. Funny thing...

It kind of..came up because of this little photo of what happened on Ponychan.

http://img40.imageshack.us/f/batmanoriginofluna.jpg/

[What did you think we posted there? Ponies?]

But yeah, If everyone could check that out, It would solve a lot of problems.


>Click image, Zoom, Profit.

Midnight said...

You owe me a new monitor. AGAIN with the coffee-spitting!

Display Name said...

>my face when Celestia's face when Batman's conversation starter

Anonymous said...

Let's see page 3. LET'S SEE PAGE 3.

Mute said...

This is relevant to my interests. Hope there's more.

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I heard New Order playing in my head when I read "Bizarre Love Triangle"?

All of these are really clever, the batman thing just made me 'wtf'

T.O. Brony said...

Is it bad that I wish this was real, so I could read it to get Twilight's side of the story?

Anonymous said...

Muffins how could you? Why have forsaken us?

x()~

Grrxmaster said...

Fluttershy x Vinyl Scratch? I would actually read that.

Octostatue said...
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Octostatue said...

@Nature Blossom

I'd like to know if the rest of it was screencaped, that shit was hilarious.

Nature Blossom said...

@Octostatue

Well my good man, Hilarious stuff like that happens everyday on Ponychan. [Mostly when I appear, But that's beside the point.]

The whole thing was capped I believe, I'll have to ask my friend Freight Train. [I'm not an attention-pony so I didn't cap it myself. He did.]

But yeah, I doubt the thread still exists, But I'll see what I can do.

Good day.

DuskWolf said...

Well, those were rather entertaining. Especially Apploosa seceding, great stuff.

Still, Luna needs more randomly happy success stories. I think her fanbase is going to spin out of control in regards to size purely out of empathy alone. But then, maybe that's the plan.

Don_ko said...

Uh, that's brilliant yellow press pages!
Can't wait to know the ending of the horrible cutie-mark accident.

T.O. Brony said...

Wait...Horrible cutie mark for Applebloom? Apple Mafia? It's quite obvious, her cutie mark is a severed horse's head!

No wonder everypony's upset about it!

Naxts said...

Heart attack be damned, I must know what that cutie mark is!

Alright drawfriends, Lets do this.

Joe England said...

D'aww. Poor kid. She'll be a Phantom of Ponyville, forced to hide her hideously marred rear from the world.

Acid Wire said...

I'd say it's something horrible and terrifying... For ponies. Remember the "glue" cutie mark ? We aren't ponies so we didn't risk a heart attack. Applebloom was the one to have it, so she was unaffected. And Applejack was one of the leaders of the Apple Mafia, so she already has seen worse.
The rest of the ponies, tough...

Anonymous said...

I really think they should get people to to start writing the stories for these.

First the page, second the writing, third the editing, fourth, publish for all to see.

Of course these kinds of projects people tend to not get involved with.

Anonymous said...

I bet her cutie mark is that smile.jpeg

Anonymous said...

its awesome! keep it up please

Anonymous said...

When I read about cutie-mark accident I thought about very wrong things.

ALXXMaXX said...

Why do I have the feeling that the "disturbing cutie mark" is a Peeing Calvin?

ALXXMaXX said...

^I mean, a cutie mark of an unknown creature urinating would be pretty disturbing to ponies, I should think.

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