Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Story: Metal Gear Pony

[Crossover] I think the era of Shipping has come to the end, giving birth to a new world of crossovers and comedy.
Description: Metal Gear with Ponies.  Could use a new official description though.
Metal Gear Pony

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somewhat surprised by your choice of Snake stand-in, but very good. You might want to work on the naming of locations. The constant use of hoof-something distracted me.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope the era of shipping hasn't ended completely, lol. I still quite enjoy shipping stories.

Anonymous said...

I really miss my Ship Fics.

Anonymous said...

the... end of shipping?

Phoe said...

@Anonymous

It ain't happening, dry your little eyes.

Anonymous said...

What the hell did I just read, and why was it so easy for me to envision this whole thing? One thing is sure though, this amuses me greatly.

Anonymous said...

@Phoe

WHEW. afraid i was never gonna see dash get shipped again ;_;

locojom said...

Dont know how but that was really easy to imagine (brooooootheeeeeerr~)

Anonymous said...

It has been said that -Trixie walks in and mind controls twilight stealing a kiss from her lips before and walking off- there is no possible way that you could stop shipping from happening.

It is to also note -Pinkie Pie holds a rave and passes out the party favors while she looks to the entirely ignored tied up Rarity in a chair... today day would be fun, she cupped the unicorns cheek gently with a hoof and exclaimed she was the best birthday present ever- that under any circumstances shippings may occur at random if in strange ways and it is my fine belief that withdrawal symptoms might have you imagining shipping fictions happening in normal post.

So no one can -Fluttershy meekly took Derpy's muffin and slowly moved it to her mouth to nibble on it in a cute manner while Derpy sat watching in excited interest- possibly stop all the shipping fics that may or may not be appearing in peoples imaginations.

Also, PONY -Luna snuggled up to Hoity Toity in bed- GEAR!

LordOfTheWrongs said...

Snake. Snake? Snaaaaaa-key!

Anonymous said...

quit complainin' about shipping this was the best fic i've read in a long time!

good jerb

Putuk said...

YESH!
This is what I've been waiting for!
Giving this 5 stars before even reading it!

Putuk said...

OMG YES!
Lemmi guess, if you make MGP2, Raiden = Dash :P

I'll probably make fanart for this (eventhough i don't like Toilet Spankle).


"Whos hoofprints are these?"
I see what you did there.

Putuk said...

I'm making too many double/triple posts :/ but theres no edit button! :(

Anyway... lemmi guess the Metal Gear threats.
Metal Hoof DRAGON (MG-REX)
Metal Hoof HYDRA (MG-RAY)
Appleceller Gear (Arsenal Gear)
Strideohod (Shagohod)
Cokkatrice (Gekko)

Anonymous said...

Omg ;_; why was that so easy to see in my head? And why did I like it so much?

Colgate said...

i'm glad you guys enjoy it :D
@very top comment, i find it hard to come up with decent names on the fly, but to everypony else: if you don't mind me 'borrowing' some of the ideas for names here i'd much appreciate it :)

Putuk said...

Here's some fanart for you:
http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb442/Putuk22/solid_sparke.png

Anonymous said...

I read it, and now I want to see the story of MGS

Anonymous said...

Please yes, no more shipping

LordOfTheWrongs said...

>DERPA Chief
>Exclamation cutie marks
>Big Mac
ROFL. XD
Also, I'm sorry, but I can't hear Tara Strong when Solid Sparkle talks. Only David Hayter.

Yeah, "Zanziflank" doesn't make any damn sense. "Outer Hoofen" is great, though. What all do you need names for? Can you provide a list?

Here's a freebie: "les poulains terribles" -- "the terrible foals".

Putuk said...

To make this read even MORE epic, play these while reading:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECjDfQd8QVc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKaGF5gbE5E&NR=1

Rent5dogs said...

Lol'd the entire time. Well written.

Anonymous said...

Shipping...shipping never changes.

halofan01 said...

Oh god, Rarity is gonna be Sniper wolf isn't she.

Wait, wouldn't it make it then logical to have spike as Otacon?!

lilac-pilgrim said...

That was hilarious. Now I want to write the MGS3 version.

Is Fluttershy Otacon?

Otashy: It's me, don't shoot! It's me, Sparkle!
Sparkle: Otashy? How'd you get here?
Otashy: It wasn't as dramatic as your entrance, believe me... *squeak* I'm afraid of heights.
Sparkle: ....You were watching?
Otashy: Sure I was watching... I was riding in the back of their cart, thanks to the stealth harness.
Sparkle: How did you get up here?
Otashy: The elevator, of course.
Sparkle: The elevator was w-- wait; you have wings!
Otashy: Well, yes... but like I said... *squeak* I'm afraid of heights.

Ahem...

lilac-pilgrim said...

Ooh, also:

Partying Ocelot: Six dances! More than enough to bring joy to anything that moves! And you WILL be movin'!

Now I'll show you why they call me 'Partying'!

I LOVE to can-can during a party! There's nothing like the feeling of kicking long, slender legs into a well-timed high kick!

Eros said...

Now how do you propose we pull off MGS2 and 4 with all of the messed-up shit in those games?

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