Dassum Max Payne?
Hah, I think it is worth mentioning that I had been drinking when I wrote this.Also, hells yeah dat's some Max Payne. That movie's most fatal mistake was that didn't have a near constantly running narration full of such prose.
I saved this in google documents for you.https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0Bz0uoaPEmWsHYzE2MjgyYmQtNzViMi00M2ZlLWFiMDYtNGZmNTQ0YWNiNWUy&hl=en&authkey=COPWgLQI
I only get: Moved Temporarily The document has moved here.Clicking 'here' leads nowhere.
@AnonymousHmmmm.Works fine for me.Maybe it was a temporary thing?If anyone else has any trouble, let me know and I'll set up a DA source for my stories...
Lol, this was a fun read.
Wow. This is so great. Oh Derpy, you so silly.
I laughed out loud.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATI didn't know there is a difference between muffins and cubcakes .-.GOLD STAR BRONY
This is why Pinkie Pie needs to stay out of the kitchen. Her pastries are to die (or kill) for.
Oh Derpy xD
This is a very different story.interestingly crazy....
This reminds me of Curse of the Fighting Hellfish on the Simpsons....specifically the part where the nurse takes out the shotgun and emphasizes that the seniors (blam) are trying (blam) to sleep!!!(blam!!!) I also keep thinking that The Amazing Electric Earth Pony will wake from a nap and say "And you were there and you were there and YOU were shooting at me!!"
See, this is why you call her Derpy instead of Ditzy. It leads to comedy.
D-Derpy... That's not a m-muffin. It's a c-cupcake..-Twilight dies-Aww. Muffins are SOOO much better >:(.
I laughed soooooooo hard at this.